Hubba hubba
>>70398126
Looking back, Marik was a pretty shit duelist. Mai probably would've beaten him if there wasn't that retarded "YOU NEED TO RECITE A MYSTERIOUS CHANT TO USE THE WINGED DRAGON OF RA" bullshit and Joey would've beaten him if he hadn't collapsed.
Oh look it's cleavage talking to us.
I never watched yugioh.
What exactly was the premise?
Were the card summons real, or something, where the antagonists were going to take over the world? Was it solely for the personal glory of the card duelists and there was little else outside a card match?
Why is this girl chained up against her will over a card game?
>>70398522
Imagine 90s America except there's tons of card fanatics that carry and duel eachother with cards that have what they refer to as a "heart" in them
Yami Yugi literally cheats every battle
>muh heart of the cards
>literally changes the drawn card
piece of shit
>>70398522
Oh and to answer that last question. Bitches be crazy
>>70398522
Defeat your opponent by reducing their life points to 0
They were real in the shadow games but just holograms in real life duels and yes the bad guys wanted the millennium items to rule the world and yugioh was the Pharaoh who had to stop them
Some do it for glory, others more evil things
She's a slut
>>70398430
this. he was so shit in reality.
it should have been Kaiba in the final vs Yugi. instead the producers decided that Marik somehow deserved to be there and gave Joey to him (Marik)
>I watched YuGiOh abridged
>>70398739
BROOKLYN RAAAAAGE
>>70398739
NEH
>>70398739
Hey, there's nothing wrong with having once liked it. You would have to be a massive faggot to like the recent episodes though. It became unwatchably bad once it got to the battle city finales.
>yugioh abridged started over 7 years ago
Damn
>>70398918
The newer onces have some laughs in them, but the charm it had isn't there anymore. Just feels off.
>>70398955
It feels off because LittleKuriboh ran out of good material a long time ago. He hasn't liked doing YGO abridged for many years now but he keeps going because when it was fairly new he promised to abridge the entire YGO series.
>>70398614
That sounds pretty Satanic, John.
>>70398738
>the producers
At least try to bullshit properly and say editor, since this is based on a chinese comic.
Also how was that going to work? Was Yugi going to beat Marik the round before and have TWO Egyptian God Cards to Kaiba's one? Was he going to have the obviously more hyped up card Ra, which was a card so mysterious that you had to recite bullshit chants and had a million weird rules attached, against PUNCHY BLUE GUY that Kaiba has?
Or were you going to give the God Card to Kaiba, someone who doesn't even believe in mythical hocus pocus and just likes card games and dragon shaped things? Were you going to let him beat an established arc villain and let Marik's buildup flicker out?
I'm a faggot for caring about the story of a card game show but you're a bigger faggot for not understanding how to write a story.