4 > 5 > 6 > 7 > 3 > 1 > 2
what do you guys think yaddles pussy tastes like?
4>5>6 & forget the rest
There is only one ranking:
5>4>7>6>3>1>2
5>4>6
the other ones may as well not exist
4>5>6>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>3>1+2>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>7
>>70397921
/thread
>>70397529
Objectively correct.
>mfw contrarians try to pretend they liked the prequels
>>70397529
Agreed 100% tbqh
>>70397921
YES
The prequels were much better written, they had actual characters and story, not a bunch of memes and one-liners that lack any emotion or coherence. Luke is a cliched everyboy "hero" that goes through an absurdly rapid transformation between the fifth and the sixth episodes. Anakin's emotional instability and his exposure as a psychopath are gripping; and his doomed relationship with Padme is touching. In the "original trilogy" Han, Leia, Darth Vader and Obi Wan are complete meme characters, nothing about them is remotely believable or human. And why doesn't anyone care about deaths in those movies? Leia's planet destruction, Luke's stepparents' death, all of the blown up rebels--the list could go on--all the deaths are forgotten moments later.
As for direction, the movies from the "original trilogy" were mostly incoherent, badly edited and full of logical problems. The prequel trilogy is a work of a "vulgar auteur".
I feel neutral about the series overall, and honestly don't care about trolling or contrarianism. Here are my sincere rankings:
1. "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones"
2. "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace"
3. "Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith"
4. "Star Wars"
5. "The Empire Strikes Back"
6. "Return of the Jedi"
7.
8. "The Force Awakens"
Episode 7 isn't even a Star Wars movies. It is a Marvel flick masquerading as one.
This threads are dumb.
Anyway, 5 > 1 > 4 > 6 > 3 > 2
>>70398075
>>70398029
Yub Yub.
Worth watching: Original Trilogy
Not worth watching: Everything else
5>4 >7>6>3>1>2
You can switch 7 and 6 but any other order is a meme
>>70397921
No, fuck that, seven doesn't belong anywhere near that high
IV>V>III=VI>VII>I>II
>>70398088
dubs confirm
>there are people in this thread right now that think 7 is any where near as good as 6.
o im laffin
>>70397921
>>70398029
>>70398075
>4 may have the best cinematography, pacing and overall story, but 5 has MUH ACTION. MUH TWIST.
>I put 7 ahead of the worst OT film to self-consciously show my approval of JJ Abrams shitty souless drivel
>3 may be the most thematically incoherent, and have the messiest character motivation, but its the best PT film because MUH ACTION.
>I'm too much of a pleb to understand 2's oedipal romance and abandonment subtext
This is the worst possible ranking. The fact that this is the accepted ranking amonst the Star Wars fanbase tells you how retarded they are. Anyone who sincerely believes this the correct ranking is a pleb who can't appreciate films on any level beyond loud popcorn action and pathetic Disney nostalgia campaigns.
Literally every time I ask someone to justify this ranking they can't. They just say it because its popular. Show your working, faggots.
5 > 6 > 7 > 4 > 1 > 3 > 2
3 >5>6>7>2>4>1
>>70398866
bait
>>70399114
If you disagree, prove me wrong
Why is 5 > 4?
Why is 3 the best prequel film?
Why is 7 any better than the prequels?
90% of Star Wars fan can't answer these questions.
If your list doesn't put 7 dead last you are a pleb.
5 > 4 > 6 > 3 > 1/2
7 doesn't feel like a star wars film so it doesn't even deserve to be ranked. It feels more like an expensive commercial for the star wars brand rather than a real movie.
>>70397921
I honestly think 7 is better than 4 too. Doesn't matter that it's unoriginal. It's pretty much Evil Dead 2 to 4s Evil Dead. Plus Luke is a fairy in ANH. Fuck that autist in 4.
>>70399475
You're right. Protagonists should be super amazing at everything from the get go and everyone should totally like them off the bat and be able to beat the bad guy easy peezy.
>>70399286
I guess I'm a pleb for not sucking George Lucas' cock with the prequels
>>70399782
there is no reason to watch any of the movies made after RotJ more than once anyway, so the prequels legitimately win by sheer memetic value.
>>70398866
>i'm a faggot
>>70399231
>why is 5 > 4
Because that's how numbers work.
>why is 3 the best prequel film
Because it had the least amount of Jar Jar Binks
>Why is 7 any better than the prequels
Because it had no Jar Jar Binks.
Also, another acceptable answer for each of your questions is "Because I enjoyed it more". Enjoyment is the only valid metric for quality of a film.
>>70400742
>He fell for the Jar Jar Binks meme
Don't worry. You'll learn to form your own opinions one day.
>>70397529
5 >4 > 6 > 7 > 1 > 3 > 2
>>70397529
3 > 1 > 2 > 4 > 6 > 5 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> below steaming turd >>>>>>>>>> 7
>>70402009
>>70397529
>>70397753
>>70397921
>>70397963
>>70398018
>>70398084
>>70398088
>>70398601
>>70398690
>>70398969
>>70399068
>>70399344
>>70400931
>>70401910
These viewing orders make no fucking sense. Are you all retarded?
Patrician list
>5>4>3=6>7>1>2
4 > 5 > 6 > 1 > 7 > 3 > 2
First Star Wars best Star Wars. Best music, best cinematography, scene with Luke looking at the twin sunset with the Force theme in the background is the most Star Wars a thing can possibly be.
Phantom Menace is actual kino, because it's both absolute trash and fucking gorgeous, some of the coolest ambiance and background worldbuilding in a fantasy movie.
Force Awakens was okay but greatly overrated.
>>70397529
4>5>6>1>7>3>2
Say what you will about Phantom Menace but I felt like Attack of the Clones was the biggest insult to cinema.
>>70397529
5 > 4 > 6 > 7 > 3 > 2 > 1
have we all learned something about subjectivity today anons, I'm sure we have
>>70402009
>>70397529
>>70400931
>>70401910
5>4>6=7>3>Tartakovky's Clone Wars>1>2
>>70402228
phantom menace kino edit when
Watch 4 then 5, replace 6 with gremlins and just drink yourself into a stupor instead of watching 1,2,3 and 7.
>>70397753
No, all star wars films included.
Fuck off butthurt fanboy
>>70402009
>tfw you noticed this this morning & thought the same thing
>>70397921
I agree 100%.
5 > 4 > 6 > 3 > 1 > 7 > 2
this is the only correct answer.
my problem with 7 is that i cant remember a single line from it after watching it three times, it has no soul.
>>70397963
They exist and your are in denial!
Butthurted ubernerd fanboy.
>>70398866
>5 has MUH ACTION. MUH TWIST.
5 elevated StarWars to the limits of mature film making. limits that were never again reached.
>2's oedipal romance and abandonment subtext
i'm sure those are words you don't fully understand, my friend, so just shut up.
>>70397575
10/10 feet
>>70397529 (OP)
1 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everything else
>>70398018
pretty patrician.
>>70399231
>Why is 5 > 4?
5 works great as a second act, developing the characters to their point of more vulnerability. it introduces some of the most iconic characters in the saga (Bobba Fett, Yoda, the Emperor). it introduces for the first time the imperial march. it has the Hoth Battle, Luke's training and probably the best lightsaber duel in the whole saga.
![Star.Wars.Episode.I.The.Phantom.Menace.1999.1080p.REMUX.BluRay.AVC.DTS.HD.MA.6.1-HDA.mkv_snapshot_00.20.54_[2016.06.04_00.00.22].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PXkHayB.jpg "Star.Wars.Episode.I.The.Phantom.Menace.1999.1080p.REMUX.BluRay.AVC.DTS.HD.MA.6.1-HDA.mkv_snapshot_00.20.54_[2016.06.04_00.00.22].jpg")
V>IV>VI=I>II>III=VII
Prequel memers stand aside.
Also, (you) be more of a faggot? >>70402009
5>4>3>6>7>1>2
>>70397529
2>3>5>6>7>1>4
>>70402671
>Muh Hoth battle
>Muh lightsaber duel
Called it. 5 is for plebs who only care about action.
The only character development that happens in Empire is Leia realising she wants Harrison Ford's cock. All the other characters are static.
>>70397529
>7 over anything
Ultimate kek.
I'd rather watch Lucas' trainwrecks over that assembly line nostalgia-baiting trite any day. At least they have actual entertainment value.
>>70402143
>viewing orders
this makes no fucking sense
>>70402850
>this meme argument for the hundredth time
>>70402143
He cant into numbers, you have 6 movies numbered 1 to 6, which one do you watch first?
>>70402727
How is that CGI bad for a 1999 film? Apart from the roofs which look like they need more rendering, it looks pretty damn decent
comic book threads > anime threads > video game threads > twitter screencap threads > /pol/ threads > rating threads
>>70402940
>Using meme as a descriptor
Opinion discarded.
The Force Awakens basically sums up everything wrong with modern geek culture, there's nothing memorable about it, everything about the subculture is annoying filled with obnoxious members screaming how great it as and the only thing you're doing is consuming which isn't even remotely "nerdy".
>>70397529
The Phantom Menace was better than TFA. All the prequels were.
>>70402837
fuck you're beyond stupid. do you even know what "character development" means, you idiotique piece of shit?
>>70403087
Exactly. This movie is not going to age well compared to the prequels that will always have a bigger fanbase
>>70403117
Abrams is good at hyping and building stuff up but not execution, he can not do execution all that well despite having some interesting ideas. The worst thing about modern pop culture is how we seem to appreciate the actual build up to something rather than the actual content we receive.
>>70403117
>This movie is not going to age well compared to the prequels that will always have a bigger fanbase
Fucking delusional
>>70402959
are we ranking films or telling in which order would we prefer to watch them? if it's about the order i change my opinion to 1 > 2 > 3 > 4 > 5 > 6 > 7
>>70403098
THANK YOU
Someone is making sense
5 > 6 > 4 > 1 > 3 > 2
The Shekels Awakens isn't canon.
>>70403324
No it isn't canon but just think of it like an alternative universe dimension where Han continued to stay as a smuggler etc
Jesus fucking christ you contrarian pieces of shit.
The prequels were absolute dogshit.
You can dislike TFA more than the original trilogy all you want but if you going to argue the prequels were better than or even good you are just a hipster faggot.
I'm about to rewatch the originals for the first time in years so I won't comment yet, I remember nothing about them. With that in mind here's how I'd rank the rest:
7 > 3 > 2 > 1
4 > 5 > 7 > 6 > 3 > 2 > 1 master race reporting in
>>70403358
No, it's not canon period. It does not exist and nothing you say to me will convince me others. Fuck Disney and their SJW propaganda.
>>70403318
I think it's viewing orders.
VIII will be the best installment.
>>70403454
more like meme faggot fart sniffer
>>70403429
Longtime fanboi are getting anally devastated that they are becoming increasingly irreverent and that Star Wares is no longer theirs.
>>70403503
Aren't they adding new characters? That seems like a bad idea to me considering it feels like we just met the episode VII new characters. I want to get to know these guys first, plus they still have old characters to do things with.
>>70397529
Objective truth:
5>4>6=7>1>>>>>>>>horse shit>>>>>>any anime>2=3
>>70398084
You have autism.
>>70397921
>7>6
STILL with this shit?
>>70404343
I legitimately enjoyed Ep 7 but I'd never agree to that. Ewoks don't dampen my enjoyment of 6 that much.
https://youtu.be/jDs2UGCP2Fk?t=3m3s
Nothing in all 6 other movies comes close to this. This sequence is pure, distilled sex. God damned top fucking emotional pay off. Just absolutely fantastic.
>>70397529
5 > 4 > 7 > 3 > 6 > 2 > 1
>>70404880
That scene never manages to not give me chills, fuck its grand.
>>70404880
Anon are you me?
>>70402837
M-m-muh go fuck yourself, beyond pleb.
>>70402536
TFA hasn't been quoted and riffed for decades. The only lines I can remember from any Star Wars movie is shit like "Look sir, droids!" "these are not the droids you're looking for" "use the force!". You're just being a cookie cut cunt and you know it.
>>70402671
>best lightsaber duel in the whole saga
Yes just ignore the laughable choreography. It's a shit duel. It's Gorn-tier.
>>70397529
Nailed it.
>>70403646
nobody asked for your input you waste of human space
>>70398866
>4 has the best cinematography
Yeah no. The film was shot like shit and was only saved in editing. Watch the cantina scene without the aliens added in post and its the most sterile boring and lifeless camerawork ever
>>70402536
>I bypassed the compressor
>Tell that to Kanjiklub
>>70398690
>>70402190
Fucking these
5>4>3>6>>>>>7>1>2
>>70403429
III is much infinitely enjoyable than TFA
Otherwise you're right
>>70407332
Which you only remember because they're spammed here every day, they're not truly memorable or good like "I know" or I'm a jedi, like my father before me"
>>70407332
Be honest here. The compressor line is only memorable thanks to Rey sounding like she has chips in her mouth.
Why is "practical effects" such a buzzword in thisautisticcommunity?
>>70407612
Because they think practical = good not realizing that pretty much everything they watch now and days is loaded with CGI
5 > 4 > 3 > 6 > 7 > 2 > 1
Any other order is wrong.
Why do people always shit on RotJ in these threads? Are you that triggered by fucking teddy bears because the majority of you freaks don't have any fucking humanity?
>>70408832
It's because the majority of the fags on here grew up with the remaster with the cringey dance numbers and shit.
Lucas really is a fucking retard.
>>70408832
I always thought it was retarded for an army full of futuristic weapons and armor to lose to sticks and stones.
>>70407612
>>70407655
desu practical generally looks better.
its like, oh hey, do you want a real actor or a CGI rendered one that gives off serious uncanny valley vibes.
same thing applies to terrain and objects. its super easy to notice things such as materials not having a real "bumpmap" that casts proper minuscule shadows or just the terrain looking very very strange and plasticy. thats why a real model set with actual lights shining on the material will look better than a CG one.
daily reminder
>>70409705
100% accurate actually
3 - 2=4 - 5- 1- 6 - 7
