When did you realize RT critics were giant children?
When Only God Forgives was certified rotten.
No one was shitting on RT before BvS
>>70391514
I haven't used r/t since they gave T3 and Indy 4 good ratings
No one used r/t seriously here till this year. I can us usually tell when a movie looks worth it. If you needed r/t to tell you warcraft would be bad, I don't know what to say bout that
>>70391439
>Snyder shits out 'muh grim dark and deep fight against ebil with Christ imagery and muh space messiah forced drama
>about a children's comic about a flying alien in tights
>BRAVO SNYDER, KINO KINO KINO, MUH 27% RATING FUCKING NORMIES REEE
critics saying comic book movies shouldn't take themselves seriously and just respect the source material shouldn't trigger you, Damage Controlfag
>>70391599
>>70391486
>I stopped caring about RT when they rated a movie I didn't like highly
>I stopped caring about RT when they rated a movie I did like low
Its funny how it always works out that way.
You're looking at reviews for children movies you fucking child of /v/
Why don't you watch actual art?
>>70391611
The best Batman comics are incredibly dark you dumb pleb.
Civil War wasn't faithful to the comics at all, it became quipfest trash while the comics were incredibly dark.
Am I the only person who's never been on rotten tomatoes site? Also why is there a divide between marvelcucks and DC drones they enjoy literally the same thing
>>70391644
What other way would it?
>>70391720
>low IQ comic ape calling anyone a pleb
You too casual plebs for /co/ are getting out of control
>>70391439
He literally gave B v S an A-, so what's the fucking problem?
>>70391439
>RT critics
You mean critics? Is /tv/ just generally under the impression Rotten Tomatoes employs critics for their website?
>>70391722
>Am I the only person who's never been on rotten tomatoes site?
Nah, neither have I
>Also why is there a divide between marvelcucks and DC drones they enjoy literally the same thing
It's like Sega/Nintendo sony/xbox shit
>>70391789
its children of /v/
rt threads use to only be spammed when the score was going up or down before the movie came out and now since we've been invaded its always happening
>>70391864
>MUH INVASION
/tv/ was always a shit board, anon.
>>70391943
nice /b/ meme
>>70391969
really nice /b/ meme to support your cancerous /v/ ways
>>70392003
An increase of cuck, reddit and meme can only mean one thing
>>70392077
nah he said /tv/ was always shit
>>70392106
>he said /tv/ was always shitHe's right.
>>70391644
you fucked up that piece of rhetoric there buddy. read it again and realize the mistake in logic.
That's actually a based review. The reviewer knows that capeshit is inherently childish garbage for children, and spits at any attempt to make superhero trash "mature." Sorry you're a manchild who thinks capeshit has any artistic merit.
>>70392129
"no"
>>70392142
What a mature 23 year old.
could batman and super dawn of justice make the cut? we know who and how its fanbase think and with that it fits the criteria
Yeah nothing personal about this review.
>>70392283
>worse
>than Fant4stic
I mean I understand hyperbole but that's going a bit overboard
>>70392139
I feel for you if your reading comprehension is really that bad.
>>70392283
>worse than Catwoman
Don't know what he's talking about but that's not true
Not even elektra is worse than Catwoman
Steel is better than catwoman
>>70392324
>basketball scene
*war flashbacks*
>>70392308
>A ranking that disagrees with mine is hyperbole.
>>70392381
Juvenile
>>70392283
>lugubrious
I love how critic reviews nowadays are a combination of "BEST/WORST MOVIE EVAR!!!" extreme reactions in order to get noticed and complex words that aren't used in general conversation in order to make them look like they're intelligent.
How does RT calculate the average score (x/10)? Critics have different rating systems, and many don't even give one.
>>70391439
When I realized they're fucking retards without any proper education
>>70392527
>How does RT calculate the average score (x/10)?
Critics select Fresh/Rotten for their choice and the system then calculates a Fresh/Rotten percentile as normal. The personal rating system is just an optional field that they can input but has no bearing on the meter. So, a critic who's not following the rules can make a 1 of 5 stars movie Fresh on their review if they like. It's separate data fields.
>>70392540
Knowing video game lore for an mmo for manchildren is not "proper education". If he movie failed to properly explain what the difference was between the normal and fel orcs, the reviewer can't be blamed for that.
>>70391599
>here
I can honestly say I've seen tv commercials for movies that cite their RT score.
It's really fucking surreal.
>>70392540
How ironic
>>70391439
When Iron Man released
Its too fitting, looking back now
>>70391969
>tfw this board is so shitty you can't remember the last time you gave a fuck and actually sage'd a post
>levity
The new mandated buzzword from the paid disney critics.
>people on this board associated multiple reviews from critics all over the world to one website
How retarded can you be?
RT just averages the reviews into one score.
>>70392283
What did he give Civil War?
A "le epic 5/5 masterpiece. Just turn your brain off bro and have fun!!"
>>70393098
>levity
>tfw this is the exact same word used when Disney explained why they were ordering re-shoots for Rogue One
>tfw films that dare veer away from the quipfest, comedy formula of Disney will be forever on rated rotten by modern film "critics"
>>70391439
When I realized all critics are talent less failures with huge egos and delusions of grandeur
>>70391611
The best Batman comics are Year One and Dark Knight Returns, and both are kinda dark and with heavy handed themes.
Year One in particular is a fucking noir told by Gordon's point of view.
>>70392601
Yeah I know it has nothing to do with the tomatometer, but I'm curious on how they assing that number. Same goes to Metacritic.
I only use the site as an easy way to find reviews, I only select "top critics", and even then many reviews are just shitty movie summarys.
>>70393266
Dino Risi said the same thing but in a better way, he said that if someone wanted to work in movies but wasn't capable of it he worked as a critic.
It's true by the way.
>>70391439
as opposing to real men who love dark and gritty... movies about comic book characters?
that being said, fuck the new ninja turtles. Although i'm curious about the rocksteady design or whatever the rhino name was
>>70393302
>literally "dude turn off your brain LMAO" the website
I wonder what Ebert and Siskel would say if they were alive today to see what film criticism has become?
Would they pray for the sweet release of death?
>>70391439
When I found out RT uses reviews from alt-weeklies/blogs and not publications with minimum __,000 circulation.
>>70393302
>Critic blasts F7 because he thinks it's misogynistic.
>>70391439
Critics are still so mad at BvS that they can't help themselves but namedrop it in other unrelated reviews.
>>70391486
>>70393446
BvS is right wing on a fundamental level, and critics can't stomach that.
Same reason critics hated Conan the Barbarian on release and are FORCED to like it by popular acclaim these days while still saying it's juvenile and stupid.
>>70393446
I don't get it.
I mean, I haven't seen BvS so I can't say if it sucked or not but why are critics seemingly so fixated on its "lack of quality"? Why mention it in unrelated reviews, why continue to bring it up?
Did Bayformers even have such a constant stream of negativity from critics?
>>70393512
Or, you know, they hate it cause it's a bad movie?
>>70391514
RT has always been trash
>>70393554
But with the absolute disdain they've shown for it? If they disliked it and moved on okay I can buy that, but they seem to be SOOOOO fixated on BvS and constantly mention how much it sucked in other reviews.
I think the question is... why are they so obsessed with it? Why do they hate it so much, because their obsession seems more than a mere dislike for a movie.
>>70391439
>comics can only be silly and fun!
and then people wonder why the stygma of them being for kids and not selling shit
>>70393499
No wait Noah is literally shit.
>see TMNT 2 review from IndieWire guy
>literally uses 'goofy instead of its gritty predecessor' as a compliment
So that's it huh? All mainstream movies gotta be goofy now.
>>70393554
They praise shit like Hunger Games and Divergent on a regular schedule, they don't care about the quality.
>>70393431
>>70393628
Toxic masculinity.
>>70393689
Divergent got slammed by critics. What are you talking about?
>>70393723
>misogynistic
It's a fucking robot that just happens to look female
>>70391644
it doesn't though
>>70393005
Gotta sage all those abatap posts when you call him a furry faggot
>>70393723
NPR is so cucked. I hate that my tax dollars go to this liberal spewing shitbox.
>>70391439
I use it as a reference, but if a movie appeals to me then I'm going to see it regardless.
>>70392381
But Bollywood movies are kino
No matter what the critics say, BvS was a dissapointing movie and actually starting your big franchise with a movie like this was a retarded move and made sure Marvel keeps the upper hand in the market.
