Enterprise is great, I don't get all the hate it gets. You think this place, or a direct successor, will exist in the 22nd century?
But I guess if Rome could be cancelled...
Reed was a pleb. Tucker was the film buff on Enterprise.
http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Movie_night
Hey Rick, it's 2001. What do sci-fi fans just seem to love?
>Prequels
What is it with Rick's?
>>70391292
>Enterprise is great
Enterprise is another child of Rick Berman, man who can't possibly write for his life and had a massive ego. Jeri Ryan and Jolene Blalock also were also casted because they were very close to Berman.
Why is it hated? bad decisions that pretty much send it straight to be cancelled.
And it was getting good, I wish we had a Season 5.
AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAAHHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA
Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.
>>70391292
>I don't get all the hate it gets
>Retcon prequel
>Doesn't look like Star Trek
>They don't act like people in Star Trek
>T'Pol looks like a burn victim but everyone pretends she's attractive
>>70391292
Wow, Kira has not aged well.
Every fucking day. Every single fucking day when i come to quark's this little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid look on his face. What should i do about him? Ideas?
>>70391679
I dig this guy.
I know Sisko goes off the rails sometimes, but Enterprise puts their dumbest character in the most important role of Captain.
It'd be like having Neelix run Voyager, he's so dumb.
>>70391664
He certainly didn’t learn his lesson about not messing with the wormhole
DS9 episode 1:
>“Don’t go in that wormhole, Dukat. The Prophets will get you if you do.”
>“Please, Major, everything will be fine. AAAHHH, IT’S NOT FINE, SOMEBODY SAVE ME, AAAAAHHHHH.”
DS9 episode 130:
>*wheezes* “I cannot al-low hyou to let THOSE SHIPS hinto the Al-pha Quad-rant, Dukattington!” *laughs maniacally*
>“Please, Benjamin, everything will be fine. AAAHHH, IT’S NOT FINE, I NEED MY ZIYAL, AAAAAHHHHH.”
I haven't gotten to any serious retcons. I like the look, it's supposed to be pre-Federation after all. I concede that it's basically American-fuck-yeah in space, but it's a different angle that I can appreciate.
However, T'pol is hot and you must not be into women because holy shit that figure.
>>70391707
Just imagine everyone on set telling you it's STILL TWENTY-SIXTEEN and DAMN, NANA VISITOR LOOKS LIKE *THAT*??
>>70391908
>However, T'pol is hot and you must not be into women because holy shit that figure.
Butterface
>think of something nice to say about Enterprise
It's the only Star Trek show to shoot and broadcast in HD.
>>70391934
>her neck
That's not something plastic surgery can fix.
>>70391908
>I haven't gotten to any serious retcons.
How many ships have there been named Enterprise?
>>70392009
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1A1TZQk5Wgk
>>70391962
The higher framerate in the fourth season makes it look like a cheap daytime soap opera.
>>70391292
No one is saying it's bad, just that it's the weakest in the franchise and was full of missed opportunities.
1/10 for making me reply.
everything after ORIGINAL SERIES is shit
original series is fucking perfect
>>70392092
>just that it's the weakest in the franchise and was full of missed opportunities.
This is an Enterprise discussion, not a Voyager discussion.
>>70392092
Is the picture real?
>>70392092
I'll say it. It's bad. Archer is a bonehead. Trip is equally ignorant (I learned engineering from work in' on boats!). T'Pol isn't just a Vulcan, she's a cunt.
>>70391908
>However, T'pol is hot and you must not be into women because holy shit that figure.
Not preferring best empress.
>>70392000
She's 58 years young and I still love her, neck and all.
>>70392092
If true, it was an excellent decision
>>70391788
Archer isn't a pedophile.
![TPol[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2HNEAdT.jpg "TPol[1].jpg")
Don't mind me or my hideous manly jaw, just being a complete skank bitch.
>>70391292
only good thing about that disaster is the vulcan slut
>>70392009
I'm not autistic enough to let that bother me. Besides, as >>70392031
says, those were Federation ships, and this is pre-Federation.
>>70392195
>Archer is a bonehead.
That's like, your opinion, man
>Trip is equally ignorant (I learned engineering from work in' on boats!)
Guy was an engineer from vocation. have you never met an engineer who happen to build shit as a kid and help his dad with his truck? Mechanical engineers tend to be that way >T'Pol isn't just a Vulcan, she's a cunt.
It's set right after humanity re developed the world after a great war, poverty was gone a few decades ago and Vulcans were generraly dismissive of humans. Her character was right on spot with this. Her assignment was obviously nanny duty in a backwards ship, only humans were proud of it.
"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."
>>70391603
MY SOUL
>>70392294
DAILY REMINDER that you must NEVER FORGET.
All hail Saint O'Brien, blessed be Saint Garak, keep on truckin’ Saint Kim, but all those other filthy degenerates can BURN IN HELL.
>>70392433
Yeah, and most of them go on to get, uh, I don't know, engineering degrees?
Do you think NASA would hire an uneducated beach bum who knew how jet skis worked?
>>70391996
girl hitler was hot af
>>70392618
>Victim:Wes
It wasn't actually a sexual attraction, he knew Wes was a prodigy, unfortunately the acting was terrible and he looked him like he wanted to fuck him hard
Who honestly thought TUVIX was a good idea?
>>70392687
that ep was terrible
>>70392618
When did Crusher rape Riker?
>>70392618
We're all victims of Decker
>>70392699
Me.
>>70392618
>Saint O'Brien
U WOT M8? I AIN'T NO FECKIN TAIG
>>70392722
When Riker was possessed by a Goa'uld.
>>70392262
>hurr just copy the Akira!
>>70392725
>it's a Double Decker episode
Nice costume design, Gene.
>>70392618
>kidko
OK, that made me laugh. Have a naughty picture anon.
>>70392092
I'm saying it's fucking terrible, the cast was retarded, the characters were retarded. They even managed to fuck up the uniforms.
>>70392904
>They even managed to fuck up the uniforms.
You just crossed the line.
>>70391679
>T'P isn't attractive
Bet you don't think 7 was cute either? Pointy elbows?
Why did no one on Voyager care about the face that Harry Kim died and was replaced by a duplicate?
>>70392904
Hating Enterprise the way you do is a meme, lad.
>>70392950
It wasn't a very good design.
Plus almost every scene the pips are all crooked and unaligned. Enterprise had a terrible costume department.
>>70392869
i have a pair of shorts that do this and i wear them all the time out. i feel like if chicks can wear revealing clothing than i should force everyone to look at the outline of my dick
>>70393080
When the entire crew turned out to be goo duplicates, why did nobody approach goo Harry and ask him for advice on how to deal with the existential crisis that comes with being a duplicate?
I can understand why nobody mentioned Harry being a duplicate in any other episode, but that was the perfect opportunity to build a sense of continuity by referencing Harry's previous experiences as a duplicate.
>>70393167
He's not a duplicate. Everyone else but Naomi is.
>>70393080
No one cares about me. I'm beautiful!
>>70392904
the fuck you on about
The uniforms are way better than those one-piece pajamas in TNG and Voyager. Also there's nothing wrong with the characters, also bonus points for no children or retarded mess hall/ten-forward characters like Guinan or Neelix
>>70393340
>Hates mess hall characters
>Enterprise treats theirs like Maris until we learn it's a Riker Holodrama the whole time
>>70393467
I don't remember a mess hall character in ENT, though I admit I haven't watched it since it was on air.
Surely he wasn't as intrusively annoying as Neelix or Guinan, otherwise I'd remember
>>70392198
>memer universe
Sage. Worst episodes
>>70393715
gtfo fag, it's worth it alone for hoshi midriff
>>70393792
>anon has yellow fever
>>>/reddit/
>>70393792
Just go look at porn if you're horny.
Sex appeal is not enough to forgive the flaws in any entry of the Star Trek franchise.
>>70393563
>Surely he wasn't as intrusively annoying as Neelix or Guinan, otherwise I'd remember
The chef in Enterprise freezes time and kisses T'Pol in one episode.
>>70393909
forget porn, I don't care about tatted up bitches who are paid to be giant sluts. I wanna see celeb fanservice in films and shows
>>70391292
>Enterprise is greatI'VE GOT FAITHOF THE HEART
No anon, just no.
>>70394066
>implying you don't secretly love that song and have it on your portable music player
>>70394066
It's a shame Crosby bolted. She seems like a lot of fun and her character could have really evolved over seven seasons.
>>70392434
I never expected that post.
>>70392961
>cw tier tithags are attractive
no
>>70392100
Kirk couldn't stop getting fat later on.
Picard is still fuckin fit in 2016.
>>70394066
DON'T FORGET TO VOTE
http://www.strawpoll.me/10177623
>>70394216
Someone's forgetting Troi went five seasons before they finally gave her a uniform.
>>70394290
Nobody's forgetting.
It was a mistake to not give Troi a uniform until season 6.
It was a mistake to not give 7 a uniform.
It was a mistake to not give T'Pol a uniform.
Mistakes all around.
>>70392100
TOS is great, and better than every other Trek series exceptDS9
>>70392100
What the hell kind of exercise is that?
>>70391292
>I don't get all the hate it gets.
Nether do I.
>>70394524
Jonathan, please leave.
>>70392738
>Keep Twix
>>70394479
That's how you avoid smacking your head on a rock and dying if someone kicks, phasers or patented double flying kirk kicks you in the chest
>>70392221
Just don't ask about the car park...
>>70391664
Friendly reminder that Captain Janeway also did nothing wrong .
>>70394720
I love janeway, I don't know why.
>>70394333
7 and T'Pol never bugged me, at least they usually wore the same outfit every episode. Troi was obnoxious with her various frilly costumes, they should have just picked one and stuck with it. Pic related was my personal favorite
>>70392618
What you call degeneracy I call fun.
What you call fun I consider to be for the most part asinine.
>>70394820
I was in our ship’s semi-fresh food mess hall here in the Delta Quadrant (the kitchen was converted from the Captain’s private dining room), and I’m in line to order some Kazonian ham at the front. The cook asked me what kind, and I said “I have no fucking idea what different kinds of Kazonian ham there are, Talaxian” ENTIRELY too loudly and the woman behind me in line I hadn’t noticed burst the hell up laughing.
I turn around. Captain Janeway.
She kinda half leans around me and says “Ocampan honey glazed!” to the freak behind the counter and I just kinda stare at her for a second then smile and say thanks. I’m about to replicate something else instead but she says “No way, this one’s out of my rations” and authorizes the resource allocation for it right there. I was astounded, it was so awesome that I did the only thing I could think of… I tensed up like an academy cadet and saluted. Once again she cracks out in mad laugher and asked me if I had any idea how long it had been since someone did that. I said “A dozen parsecs?” She said “Try ten thousand light years”, with a devilish grin on her face.
We ended up having Vidiian torch in her personal quarters on deck 4. Turns out she’d apparently installed a Borg replicator, which let her replicate all kinds of shit that the ship’s standard complement couldn’t handle. We talked about everything that wasn’t her career for about 47 minutes before I had to take off because my shift was about to start. I shook her hand and said she made my year today. She smiled and beat my head in with a hyperspanner. I looked up from the floor, my eyes covered in blood as I made out a blurry image of a freshly-replicated torpedo being hoisted above my head. Through the ringing in my ears I can’t recall the probably inspiring parting line about duty and service before the casing came crashing down, ending my voyage.
>>70392334
> hideous manly jaw
>He was looking at her jaw.
>>70395093
>Hey look at that drooling retard, isn't she hot?
>No.
>But look at her body man
You sicken me
>>70394820
Whats there not to love. I could listen to the woman talk for hour.
>>70392092
nigga the nx01 is like the sexiest ship in all of starfleet, second only to the sensual curves and voluptuous saucer section of galaxy class ships.
>>70392334
sharp knees, too
>>70395311
It's just a rotated Akira, fammy.
>>70395383
Then how come i woudlnt bang an akira with your dick?
>>70395443
Because your a fag
>>70395587
shit, check mate
>>70395157
>T'Pol is ugly
>You think shes hot? You sicken me.
If you truly believe this I would be cruise to know what your definition of beauty is.
meant to say curious
>>70394238
Most men his age can't
>>70394066
Whats wrong with a little faith of the heart?
>tfw you will never see a Star Trek series with a young Angelina as a sexy Vulcan
>>70395925
did she ever do anything sci fi related ever? I know she did fantasy and cyberpunk and steampunk, whatever the fuck tomb raider is
>>70395925
Well I'm officially bummed out now. New Online trek show probably wont even include eye candy this time around.
>>70396021
Hackers is definitely science fiction, emphasis on fiction
Also one of the comfiest, most entertaining films ever made
>>70396082
When was the last time Bryan Fuller made a show without cute qts?
The new series will have waifus too, but they'll dress in Starfleet uniforms and look respectable the whole time.
>>70396120
I bought that film on dvd back in 2002 because of her topless scene in it. I still haven't gotten around to watching the full film to this day. This was before flashplayer Youtube type sites were a thing.
>it's a everyone on Voyager wears gloves episode
I guess gloves go with EVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL?
>>70396234
>because of her topless scene in it.
I feel robbed now.
I watched it on basic cable
dubs chooses the episode I watch now. Any series cause I enjoy them all.
>>70396242
maybe the writers were watching giallo movies
>>70396331
Shut the fuck up.
These are the only threads I enjoy on /tv/ and you don't need to shit them up with /b/-tier dubs
>>70396242
>tfw no evil goatee on evil Janeway
You had one job, Bryan Fuller, ONE JOB.
>>70396331
TNG - Sub Rosa
>>70396082
A gay guy running trek, of course you should be bummed out, same way he turned Hannibal into a faggot.
>>70396234
you should seriously watch it man, it's a blast
>>70396220
>but they'll dress in Starfleet uniforms and look respectable the whole time.
Well just suck the joy right out of my lungs why don't you. Isn't Fuller a flaming faggot? I bet he'll be showing a lot of shirtless male scenes in the new Trek show. Just like Ryan Murphy does on his American Horror Story show.
>>70391908
So you guys spill that stuff about retcons in every thread and then you can't name any?
>inb4 borg
They wrote that stuff fine. It was classified and we never saw what intel starfleet had on the borg anyway.
>>70393838
Post rare Lindas
>>70396610
>Middrift
Wait why is this a thing?
>>70396610
.rare.jpg
>>70396595
Why was it classified?
Why was Phlox's cure classified?
This makes no sense.
>>70396535
>not liking shirtless men
Shut up, pleb. Shirtless men would be a return to TOS.
>>70396647
>>70391679
>Retcon prequel
wut
>Doesn't look like Star Trek
Because it's the start of humanities venture into space, it's not federation trek.
>They don't act like people in Star Trek
see ^
>T'Pol looks like a burn victim but everyone pretends she's attractive
She's a vulcan : ^ ).
>>70392738
>mfw in the new show Combs will be a regular
>>70396748
It's classified cause it's classified. This doesn't at all change the plot of what happened in TNG. They might have been other encounters with the Borg when they tried the cure and it didn't work. Srsly I have been watching Trek since I was 5 but this doesn't bother me at all.
>>70396645
Because Enterprise came out at a glorious time where a girl showing her Middrift was fashionable do to teen pop stars like Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, Mandy Moore, Christina Agulara, and Willa Ford making it popular.
>video very related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjpooj6uvEQ
>>70396082
nah, fuller wont let the male heteros that make up 5% of his audience down
>>70396841
All of these points you're making don't make Enterprise a good show.
The idea, the very concept of the show, was cancer.
>>70397235
No, it was the best trek.
>>70391292
Correct. Every Star Trek series is good.
The ENT soundtrack was easily the best sountrack too.
>>70397235
>the very concept of the show
How so?
>>70397267
Great points, anon.
The concept sabotaged itself by being something that no one wanted. There's a reason it was the only Trek show to get cancelled since TOS: people generally thought it was bad.
The show-runners were the two worst people in Trek: Braga and Berman. They weren't just content to rob Voyager of its teeth -- they decided to drop this shit-filled diaper on everyone as well.
>>70397235
The points don't make it a bad show either though. It was bad because it relied too much on nostalgia and suffered from flat writing early on (like every show). I thoroughly enjoyed the later seasons.
Also too many characters were just plain boring.
>>70397325
>prequel to a series created in the mid-60s, undercutting its relevance and rewriting history
The fact the TOS looks old is half of its charm, considering most of us were born into the TNG generation. Shoe-horning in a pre-Kirk crew was something no one wanted and it came off as cheap and hackneyed.
The cast, aside from Archer and the Doctor, was also abysmal.
>>70397235
>>70397267
second best after tng
proof: my dad works at star trek
>>70391292
gritty Trek with Captain Riker when?
>>70397235
I think it was a good show but it did suffer from the initial concept. You don't make a character who's entire concept is that he is boring, that is stupid and completely writes him out of the show from the get go. But that's what they did with Reed
>>70396801
>not liking shirtless men
>Implying
Just a firm believer in equality at the workplace that's all. Shows like Glee, Teen Wolf , American Horror Story, Once Upon a Time and most CW shows always have one thing in common. They do nothing but show off shirtless men in every other episode but only show a hot chick in her underwear once every two seasons and even than its some old cougar hooking up with some young 20 year old guy.
>>70397447
never ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVIGhYMwRgs
>>70397498
kek. I've been rewatching TNG here lately and noticed he did this a few times. I wondered if it was a recurring thing.
>>70397473
I've tried to rewatch it a few times and I just can't ever get into it.
It's like the opposite of Voyager. Voyager's initial concept, the friction between the Maquis and the Federation crew could've made for the most interesting Trek show of all time and instead, they turned it into watered down TNG with a much less interesting cast (aside from The Doctor).
Also, that Enterprise opening song. What the fuck were they thinking.
>>70392092
>weakest in the franchise
That's Voyager
>>70397235
But you're wrong.
>>70397566
supposedly it's because of some chronic condition with his back
>>70392100
>>70397566
at 1 minute Riker shows up and starts putting his leg on everything. Funniest shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd5yB9Vmd6I
>>70397483
That's because main target audience are teenage girls.
>>70397982
Hello, that's not even scary. I can see the zipper in the back of the costume
>>70397597
>Also, that Enterprise opening song. What the fuck were they thinking.
Taking the religious background, the lyrics are keen with exploration
It's been a long road,
to get from there to here.
it's been a long time,
but my time is finally here.
And i will see my dream come alive at last.
i will touch the sky.
and they're not gonna hold me down no more.
no they're not gonna change my mind.
'cause i've got faith of the heart.
i'm going where my heart will take me.
i've got faith to believe.
i can do anything.
i've got strength of the soul.
and no one's going to bend or break me.
i can reach any star.
i've got faith,
faith of the heart.
>>70398722
So wouldn't it stand to reason than anon that if the main demographic for this new upcoming Star Trek show are mostly males that there would be at least one hot female character that is dressed in a provocatively .
Fair is fair after all.
>>70392100
>original series is fucking perfect
TNG, and VOY had there moments.
>>70391679
What did it retcon?
>>70392872
They grow up so quickly in space.
>>70393838
There is absolutely nothing wrong with this.
>>70391292
>But I guess if Rome could be cancelled...
I liked Enterprise though the whole Zindi storyline was a bit meh (I liked how all the species on their planet had evolved).
2pol is fuckable and the mirror episode left me wanting to fuck that Korean chick.
>>70391934
how can we make a show about a shopping mall in outer space with a "captain" even more terrible?
let's have a stinky space hag whining and bitching all the time
man did DS9 suck or what?
inb4: now try it with 3 fingers
>>70400007
His other gf was a way better qt.
>>70400007
I can no longer look at an image of this woman without seeing an angry feminist screaming at the top of her lungs.
>>70391292
Daily reminder that Enterprise was the best Trek series ever produced.
>>70400780
I like the post where the alien asks about sexual organs better.
>>70400485
>pro life
>feminist
>>70394524
Just fyi.
You can see her vag in that scene.
>>70400971
i don see no vag
>>70400780
Did you ever see DS9?
Literally 10x more jewish parodies.
>>70394820
She'll always be the South Central Bell telephone woman to me.
>>70391292
I can't believe this was random. Someone had to actually carefully sculpt those wrinkles to achieve the desired effect.
>>70401055
NigTrek9 was a boring soap opera with a bunch of unlikeable characters, feminists everywhere, a token nig commander, and way too many space jews.
No thanks.
>>70398977
Men have been taught that it is shameful to ever look at a woman in a sexual manner. Star Trek will go the way of Doctor Who.
>>70401493
maybe the folds were craftedfrom the inside
>>70401493
her genitals are either more puffy since clothes usually don't cling that well on a woman or they did that on purpose, I never noticed that before.
Little man on a boat tier.
>>70401571
>Cucks have been taught that it is shameful to ever look at a woman in a sexual manner. Real men take what they want, and real women thank them for it.
Fixed that for you.
>>70401675
>I never noticed that before.
That's why it's called, "subliminal".
>>70401555
Trips, confirmed for autistic child
>>70401396
Is that Carl the Cuck?
>>70401806
Fat, confirmed for pathetic trektard.
>>70401782
I'm more of a tits guy and with t'pol it is usually a fair bit of game but I guess staring at vagina in back of my mind was pointless since most women wear enough underwear to keep impressions from showing or stopping camel toe, so whichever anon caught that, good job.
>>70401868
>>70397334
Braga and Berman left after 2 seasons though. It was the Delphic Expanse that killed Enterprise.
>>70391292
Its just another show like Gotham that has a passably awful first season and gets permadropped by nerds then continuing to get good until it gets amazing but by then its too late.
>>70391292
ENT is a pleb test
Only people who get their opinions from leddit dislike it
>>70401918
Nope. It was the incessant, ridiculous number of hawking, annoying jew adverts which made following the storyline difficult to impossible to follow which killed Enterprise.
They even went so far as to speed up the playback of season 3 by 10%, and speed up the playback of season 4 by 15% in order to put in more commercial ads.
Fucking jews killed Enterprise. It's therefore fitting that many of the storylines serve to expose the jew-like behaviors which continue to plague our modern world.
>>70402136
Yup.
let me help you with your sexual organs
>>70392778
Potato McBlarney Stone O'Brien best O'Brien
>>70402365
The worst part of that ep was looking at that fat, smug jew that took Archer for a ride in the sun's atmosphere.
Also... Trip... what the fuck were you thinking???
>>70391292
This is the Chosen Realm.
Give us your blood, shekels, and foreskins.
Our god demands it. Yeah. He told us that.
So you better obey us.
>>70394128
I agree. Skin of Evil is the worst Trek episode ever because Troi could have been killed, and instead we lost the best girl of the series.
>>70402631
>its a trip accidentally gets impregnated episode
>>70402908
Nope. That was the other one. The one with the psychedelic gas and the holodeck.
>>70402908
I was a perfect gentleman, cap'n. I SWEAR
>>70396610
She looks related to Soval for some reason (T'Pol).
Do you think that people in the 24th Century would watch old classic TV shows like Happy Days, Game of Thrones, or The Simpsons?
You can't tell me they've evolved beyond the need for good, schlocky entertainment. Heck they could even recreate them on the holodeck.
>>70403099
I'd despise living in a 24th century without Space Ghost Coast to Coast
>>70397422
WARBIRDS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY
THE KLINGON EMPIRE DEMANDS YOU DELETE THIS AND HAND OVER THE MANUFACTURER IMMEDIATELY, OR THEIR WILL BE WOOOOOR
>>70391292
I agree it was great especially in season 2-3. This is one of the great forgotten shows.
>starts life as 'Hey! We're gonna go exploring. Half our technology is shit. Transporters don't work properly etc. But we wanna explore the vastness of space and be pioneers'.
Roll on a few episodes later.
>Let's get into politics.
Fuck that shit.
>>70403099
I just watched this one recently:
https://archive.org/details/NameThatTune
What a great catch. I'm so glad someone saved it. You can actually watch as the two contestants fall in love with each other during the course of the show.
>>70403236
She looks like one of the ST aliens now
What the fuck happened to her skin
>>70403236
ick
>>70403268
Exposed jew detected.
>>70403236
Someone should tell her she shouldn't bear down when shitting or she'll end up like Elvis
>>70403154
After 400 years that would be Shakespearean in its reputation.
>>70403236
Wow she is still hot despite the veins. I wish i could meet her in real life, get burger or veggieburger and just talk, just to see what she is like and what she like.
>>70403236
was she the victim of a terrible house fire?
>>70403373
You haven't seen it until you've seen it in its original Klingon translation, though
>>70403427
Didn't she go off the deep end into anorexia or something
>>70403387
Trust me. She's no different than any other girl you can meet. Just a little more well known is all.
>>70391664
The only thing Dukat did wrong was not turning Bajor into a graveyard the likes of which the galaxy had never SEEN!
>>70403481
>She's no different than any other girl you can meet
I could actually feel myself going gay as I read this
Member that time when she could I went to Venezuela for heroine re-up but got caught by Interpol?
>>70403575
Yep
>>70403596
Ops, I meant Chakotay on my cell in car garage
>>70392869
Are you literally this immature?
>>70403596
>>70403673
Go lie down anon
>>70403596
>>70391292
First post best post!
>>70403713
I'm trying to start a new meme where chakotay is constantly running drugs and trying to evade authorities. Is it working? Sorry I'm in the car now so I can actually spell check
>>70403680
No wonder they call this the alternate universe
>>70403099
Yes. They even had an episode where Tom Paris got obsessed with watching 20th century tv.
>>70400971
what episode?
>>70391292
I can't agree more.
Especially everything and everyone being new to the crew was nice.
>>70391292
Am I only one who thought malcolm looked like he put on to much lipbalm and his lips always looked cracked for some reason like a meth head's? I dont mean to imply the actor (who is a really cool guy) does meth he just constantly had that lip balm on high mode.
>>70403937
Malcolm always looked a little shiny
>>70403937
I think its just how his face looks like.
Since they're hundreds of years old and could've been around during TOS time, do you think they might have Q or Guinan show up at some point in the reboot series?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XwFrQN7jbA
>>70403590
If you think that's not true then you ARE gay... and a pathetic virgin as well.
>>70404141
Also a possibility that one of Dax's previous hosts could show up.
>>70404141
It's memetysixteen, of course they'll reference everything they possibly could
>>70404159
I will always remember him as the token white on Desmonds.
>>70403844
S3E4 - Rajiin
>>70394238
>Kirk still has hair
Who gives a single fuck fag
>>70404310
I wonder if he actually had to learn how to cut hair for that
![d1117d399c5e48261c050d81a079cefd70df29c8[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Mmz7arE.jpg "d1117d399c5e48261c050d81a079cefd70df29c8[1].jpg")
This guy almost destroyed all of human life in the galaxy on two separate occasions. Why does star fleet only act like he's a minor annoyance when he shows up? It's weird how he shows up in DS9 and Sisko just screams at him. Like, this guy is way more of a threat than the Borg but he gets no respect
>>70404549
By Janeways time, all Captains get a briefing on Q, she declares red alert as soon as she hears the name when Quinn shows up
>>70403937
He's a brit so shitty genes
>>70404398
Shatner's been bald since the 70's, he just wears a wig.
![tumblr_muh1ubE3zY1suehbpo2_250[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/HQhZfN2.gif "tumblr_muh1ubE3zY1suehbpo2_250[1].gif")
>>70404630
Only the first time. Afterwards she told him to fuck off every time she saw him.
Sisko just freaked out though. Punching a guy that can delete humans whenever he wants? really sisko?
>>70404788
Never had to deal with him again, did he?
>>70404857
>>70404788
Q saw him for who he really was:
-a black Douwd
>watching TOS for the first time
>literally 3 episodes in a row where Kirk makes sexual advances or assaults on people
>including androids and pre-pubescent girls
wew lad
>tfw rubbed one out 3 times to this episode and not even a Trekky
>>70392618
>gets his hot japanese qt waifu turned into a loli
>complains about it
when do we nuke ireland
>>70405108
There's nothing wrong with trying to sex an android
as for the girl, are you talking about the episode with the virus that only effects adults? I think he was just being nice so the kid would trust and help them, it wasn't anything lewd
>>70392618
>>70392778
>>70392872
It it just me or did it seem like Kiko REALLY wanted the dick in that episode? She was all over him way more then when she was in her normal body. I think she had a fetish thing and wanted to get railed as a kid but didn't want to admit it to mcPotato
I've seen most Star Trek episodes, watching DS9/TOS in their entirety, must have seen all TNG just through repeats (TNG and Friends is all me and my father would watch when I visited him), and most Enterprise/Voyager (although I don't enjoy them enough to re-watch the entire series to see if I missed something)
Are there any similar series? I don't know how Firefly and similar stack up, but I don't think I could stand Whedon's writing. They also seem too campy and what not, while I know ST has its fair share of campiness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3H0-lv6D3M
Something with that tone and setting would be great, not sure if it really exists though. Sci-fi golden age was the 50's/60's and they're all far too camp, but still enjoyable.
>>70405430
Stargate was a lot like star trek
>>70405390
She was trying to lure him into diddling a kid so that she could bitch about it later.
>>70404337
Thanks familia
>>70405430
>>70405495
seconding Stargate. SG1 seasons 1-7 are excellent and should be right up your alley.
>>70405430
My favorite sci fi is Babylon 5, but I'm not really sure if it has what you're looking for.
Stargate is definitely alright though.
