Stannis is love, Stannis is life edition
old bread >>70385319
Azor Jon!
>>70387393
>The Manlet Who Was Promised
Nth for Shireen
sorry lads
>northern
>fucking
>shits
>>70387393
We see you
House Targaryen is the best
>June 14, 2015
>Stannis died
>June 3, 2016
>Autists still deny this and think he's coming back
KUH KUH KUH
So is Sansa Stark actually Sansa Bolton? They got married and the marriage was consummated. I don't think you can get divorces in
Westeros
>>70387431
That's a decent graph
first for stop deleting husbando posts
>>70387431
much better
Friendly Reminder.
Gendry the Storm's End, The Usurper's Bastard, The Baratheon Bull, The Blacksmith's Hammer, King's Blood, The Torrent of Waters, The Lord of Bastards, The True King of Westeros.
>>70387454
Stannisfags turly are the most autistic /got/ posters
>>70387442
Delete this
Jory Cassel is my favourite minor character.
>>70387431
Stannis is not nice!
>tfw when D&D just put blackfish in the next episode for jamie to kill him so he can return to fuck his sister.
i wont even be mad anymore if it happens, i already lost all my rage after rich boys with masks shanked selmy barristan
>>70387431
>thormund, the hound, theon
>not rude
bronn's nicer than them
>>70387431
>Arya and Shireen way above Sansa on cute axis
> End yourself
nth for Brienne
>>70387431
Tyene should be higher up on the cute.
>>70387382
>Stannis is life edition
>Stannis is life
>Stannis a life
>Stannis alife
>stan is alive
confirmed
What weapons would you train with if you were born in Westeros? I'd do sword + dagger. And fucking throwing axes.
>>70387382
He's so fucking ugly. I'm glad based D&D his character
One-hundred and twenty-ninth for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
>>>/gif/8670560
>>>/gif/8670565
>>>/gif/8670574
>>>/gif/8671088
>>70387515
those were poor boys with masks, payed by the rich boys without masks
>>70387431
Fixed it for you.
>>70387509
>She is holding the little sculpture Davos made her
So, Chad Summerhall is the casual showfag that thinks the show is awesome getting enlightened slowly by the Three Eyed Dog in the Dognet
But what's exactly the difference between Brandon the Night King and Sweetrobin?
>>70387382
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
>>70387461
If the Boltons win, it counts, if the Starks win, it doesn't
Sansa didn't really have a choice in the matter. Do you think the Starks would have recognized her marriage to Tyrion when Robb was alive?
>>70387558
PERFECT! Saved
>>70387542
All of them, don't want to be put into a situation where you are forced to use a weapon you aren't familiar with. Primarily a sword though.
>>70387477
Friendly reminder that he's cut and not coming back
>>70387563
It is like a dagger in the heart.
>>70387601
GRRM confirmed tho that he and arya are going to meet
>>70387557
even worse..
>malnourished street kids with no training stabbing the best swordsman in the world to death.
>>70387569
>Sansa didn't really have a choice in the matter.
noble women rarely do
>>70387563
Fuckin hell. Never noticed that before. Can't wait for Davos to fuck shit up when he finds out.
>>70387431
I want to fug the waif while she has that smug look on her face
>>70387564
Brandon is the nitpick and Sweetrobin is the tinfoil autist
>>70387382
Forever in my heart, my king
>>70387456
was that guy damaged by Bran as well?
>Bran tries to warg a bear to fite wights
>accidentally wargs to some random kid from the past
>>70387622
*In the books
>>70387622
Yeah in the books where the real story is.
>There are people in this general RIGHT NOW who dont support a Targaryen restoration
>>70387628
not happening, he's already forgiven Melisandre since she revived Jon
>>70387563
Made me cry a little though
>>70387628
>a white male getting revenge on a "strong" woman
This is 2016, get lost you CIS scum, we dont need your kind.
>>70387461
Sansa Lannister
>>70387618
>>70387564
Brandon- the critical bookfag (/got/)
Sweetrobin- the optimistic bookfag (/r/asoiaf)
>>70387558
Kys. I want you to die slowly.
>>70387601
Already been confirmed he's coming back. He's likely the way Arya gets out of Braavos and back to Westeros to meet up with Jon/Sansa. He's coming to be the new Stannis for Jon.
Jon=Ned
Gendry=Bobby B
Euron=Rhaegar
Dany=Aerys
>>70387718
Fuck off.
So, can we all take a moment to remember how Brienne of fucking Tarth beat the fucking HOUND??
>>70387719
Confirmed in the books. Not the Cliffs Note version
>>70387669
All retardation was caused by bran yes anon please keep up
>>70387748
A crippled, weakened and dying Hound, you mean.
>>70387748
The fall down themountainbeat the Hound.
>>70387682
I support the true heir of Tommen Baratheon, Ser Jaime Lannister.
Are you Normies tier? Or Preston tier?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10385090/
>>70387691
I don't think even DnD could have a character do such an inexplicable 180 of opinion. I mean, that was one of the main conflicts in the Stannis arc.
>yfw Davos finds out and is about to kill Melly, and Stannis appears out of nowhere and stabs him through the back
>>70387748
The Brienne of the show is an unstoppable killing machine. The Hound is fortunate he fell off that mountain before she could finish her mission.
>>70387778
*Tommen Lannister
>>70387784
Dont put those reaction video shills name in your mouth
>>70387784
7 days
>>70387803
Pretending they don't exist won't make them disappear.
>>70387784
fuck off poo-in-loo shill
>>70387691
>not happening, he's already forgiven Melisandre since she revived Jon
If this actually happens I will find and kill D&D. Davos better find out about what happened and he better kill Melly.
>>70387778
Reminder that if Aerys got Joanna pregnant Jaime is rightful king
>>70387777
>7777
Hound confirmed for losing Cleganebowl.
>>70387748
She's lucky the Hound wasn't 100%, and she had a cliff to push him off. On flat ground, he would've chopped her up.
>>70387796
His name literally is not Lannister though
Officially, he's recognised as a Baratheon, and was acknowledged by Robert as his son.
And if his bastardy was discovered, he'd be Tommen Waters
Aegon is a better conquer than Dany could ever hope to be
>>70387772
>bran warged into every crazy targ and made them crazy in the past 300 years
fucking worst girl
>>70387691
Kys, retard.
>>70387787
>>70387803
The Normies?
>>70387837
He'd be a bastard you fucking stupid mongoloid.
>>70387837
Reminder that all Targ mothers die at birth for their last child and Tyrion got his mother killed.
>>70387822
no but reporting them does
>>70387748
Hate fucking show Brienne
Book Brienne is alright
>>70387851
>Waters
Wasn't he born in crownlands tho?
>>70387854
lol anything a man can do, a woman can do better. Dany will unite the entire known world
Victarion is going to successfully use the horn and steal a dragon.
>>70387787
>and Stannis appears out of nowhere and stabs him through the back
Why did you have to write this, I bet D&D are writing this down for next season right now.
ETERNAL THREADLY REMINDER
https://youtu.be/hjvBiJa12sg
FOR THE THREAD IS DANK AND FULL OF MEMES
srsly tho, how would it work without a developement like this?
I think it couldn't
>ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND screaming, raping, pillaging horsefucker barbarians
>EIGHT THOUSANDS uncocked, affection-lacking, blindly serving slave warriors
>TWO THOUSAND blood-lusting, unmerciful, horny whore warriors
>THREE fire-fucking-breathing flying monsters
>ONE wretched cunt
I fail to see how this happy fellowship could do well in conquering Westeros and the Iron Thronebeloved by the common populace and lords alike
>>70387787
nothin personell, kid :^)
>>70387834
For what? Stannis being a dumbass? He sat and there watched the entire scene.
>>70387883
Why do you hate The Normies?
>>70387804
I'm glad the lot of you are being honest. It's anywhere between 7 and and 4 on a Friday. The only ones here now, are those who come here every day. I should wait until the day of/after the episode to get a better sample of /got/ residents.
>>70387891
Waters is the Crownlands
>>70387431
http://www.strawpoll.me/10385714
>>70387784
4 days
>>70387913
Ser Davos was not there when they burned Shireen and has no idea what became of her because Melly did not tell him. Stannis had sent him back to the wall to try to get Jon to convince the Wildlings to help him.
>>70387883
Not really. Their shill posts stay up for a long time.
>yfw ramsay survives ANOTHER season
Why do DnD love this character so much
>>70387901
>ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND
are there that many dothraki?
>>70387882
>all die at birth for their last child
Well they can't fucking die giving birth to their 2nd to last child can they numb nut! >>70387884
>>70387949
>yfw he defeats Jon Snow with 20 good men
http://www.strawpoll.me/10375160/
>>70387882
But if they die it's defiantly their last child, if they didn't die they could have more.
How do they know to die after that child?
What if they wanted one more child?
Why didn't Dany die when she gave birth to her dead lizard baby?
Theory makes no sense F.A.M.
>>70387919
ah rite, i forgot about Rivers
>>70387915
They are shilled here. Whats more pathetic are the losers that still post them here like its a meme. Its literally shilling from some losers at MTV.
>work on Joffery's staff as cleaner
>not a bad job if you stay out of his way
>one night you get called in after hours
>told to keep things discreet
>go into his bedroom and see this
>she's still warm
wat do?
>>70387949
He is just a mary sue Joffrey.
His status as villain is just built up to a maximum and then he'll be killed in a scene for pure shock value.
Before that he'll probably rape some underage girls as well
>>70387901
>LE WINNER OF LE GAME OF LE THRONES XD
Why is she impervious to fire again?
>>70387928
>Hound coming back
11
1
>>70387962
Ramsay defeats jon but LF shows up with the Vale knights at the last second
Jon lets Ramsay live because reasons
>>70388000
Dabid
>>70387947
Because of the amount of spam. If the mods are doing their jobs, all poo in loo reaction video links and spam are removed.
>>70387968
Fucking Jon fags
Everyone knows Stannis is AA
>>70387442
Show tries to make Jaime seem evil for that because once, like 12 years ago, he and Jory fought "side by side" in a war and Jory clearly respected Jaime for his skill.
Shit was ice cold, but it was life and death and Jaime's reasons for attacking Ned and his men were understandable given the values of the society he lives in.
>>70388000
D&D think she's a superhero.
>they literally call it her superpower
LADY SHANSHA
>>70388023
>Jon fags
>fags
>s
>>70387983fuck her ass like amadman
Do you think LF would fuck Lady Stoneheart?
>>70387949
Because I'd be very bored without him with all these other shit storylines.
>>70388043
yes
>>70387928
>s01e04
>Viserys in tub with sloot
>sloot talk of men who can change their faces like men change clothes
>we get the facesless men
>cool
>a pirate who wears his weight in gold
>with a ship bearing sails of golden silk
>obviously Euron
>in comes s06
>we get this fucing drunken uncle
When else has such awesome, 5 seasons prior foreshadowing resulted in such let down.
Fucking DnD I swear.
>>70388028
source?
>>70387949
>tfw if he actually survives we will get stoneheart
>>70387968
Azor Jon!
>>70387983
ask Joffrey how he missed three times
>>70387901
>tfw The Mannis is kill and this bitch will conquer Westeros
>>70387959
Thats counting women and children top young to fight
Do you people really think AA even exists in the show?
>implying normies even know what an AA is
>implying any normie will be shocked when [inset character name] is revealed to be AA
Yea no that shit's not gonna happen. Do prepare for some heroic Dany speeches tho, those are great
>>70387542
A gun
>>70387968
Cersei looks cute here
>>70387968
>no Theon option
you dun fucked up
>>70388096
Of course, they know Stannis is AA. He has lightbringer
>>70388096
Not by that name, but Melly has called Stannis and Jon both "the prince that was promised"
>>70388074
Obviously he missed to prolong her agony/psychological torment
Jeez anon, it's like you've never tortured a prostitute to death before
>>70387983
the red keep probably has a around the clock staff just for cleaning up bodies at the rate that people get killed there.
>>70387901
FOR THE THREAD IS DANK AND FULL OF MEMES
FOR THE THREAD IS DANK AND FULL OF MEMES
FOR THE THREAD IS DANK AND FULL OF MEMES
FOR THE THREAD IS DANK AND FULL OF MEMES
FOR THE THREAD IS DANK AND FULL OF MEMES
FOR THE THREAD IS DANK AND FULL OF MEMES
>>70388031
Janitors have no right to hate that man.
>>70388107
she is
>>70388062
I thought she was talking about Salladhor Saan
Isn't AA specifically the term used in Asshai and other areas use different words?
>>70388134
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE
I could've sworn I had him on there.
Time to kill myself
>>70388096
I've read the books and even I don't care lol.
It's pretty vague and useless. I care more about politics, others and the fractions.
>>70387905
Fuck I even read it in his voice.
>>70388043
Nope. He's got Salsa now.
>>70387461
I could be wrong about this but doesn't the more prestigious house name win out in these situations? Since house Stark is the more well known she would always be called lady Stark in most situations. If anyone knows for sure please correct me but this is what I gleaned from the books.
>>70388150
Someone post the Stannis version with the Iron Bank scene.
>>70388150
>FOR THE THREAD IS DANK AND FULL OF MEMES
I coined this phrase
It's probably the only thing I will ever do with my life
>>70387778
Jaime is in line to the throne in two ways.
1. As House Baratheon is extinguished and House Targaryen have been removed from the realm and from inheritance by force for their tyranny, then it's possible Tommen's heir would be chosen from the closest male matrilinearly, which would be his uncle Jaime. He would be Tommen's heir in the Lannister side, however.
2. According to this unbelievably extensive Baratheon family tree, you have to go all the way back to Robert's great-great-great-great-grandfather to find anyone in his family who sired another line that survived.
A hundred and fifty years before Robert was even born, an aristocrat called Corwen Baratheon married a woman named Leyne and had six kids. One of them, Arion, was Robert's great-great-great grandfather. The next one down to have surviving kids was Elyanna, who married a Lord named Mathin. Lord Mathin Lannister.
Mathin fathered Jason, who fathered Demon, who fathered Gerold, who fathered Tytos Lannister.
If Tywin was still alive, he would be Tommen's heir. He died though, making his firstborn son Jaime, now released from the Kingsguard, Tommen's heir in the Baratheon line as well.
>>70388189
4U
>>70388096
"The prince that was promised" is the phrase they use in the show. Mel says it a lot. And with the followers of R'hllor becoming more prominent, you can guarantee that idea is going to be hammered in in the viewer's head.
>>70388249
please god someone post stannis iron bank my feet hurt
>>70388249
nice meme image
>>70388031
"Did you just call me?"
Why did they bring her back just to kill her?
We get it, Ramsay is a horrible person, you don't need to keep trying to shock us
>>70388096
Dany is AA
>>70388293
post feet
>>70388238
I thought even Robert had to assert his claim through a Targaryen grandmother, shouldn't it go to the next Targaryen, and not Baratheon, then?
>>70388031
I'M. SHO. SHORRY.
I DID NHOT KNHOW.
>>70388150
>>70388249
Someone post more of these kind of stories
>>70388326
That was just to help legitimise him. Once he had the thrown the Baratheons defined who become King, not the Targaryens.
>>70388303
Assuming you're talking about Osha, she was cool and all but she didn't really have anything to contribute to the story anymore.
>>70388000
Hacks
cast her /got/
>>70388301
in this pic she seems like one of those slav sluts from some cringe family photo
>>70388301
Sansa is actually going to look better with some more years on her. She's going to be able to pull off the tough older woman greatly. much like Catelyn.
>>70388326
Robert won the realm with his warhammer. I'm sure the Targ spiel was just to appease Targ loyalists. After 16 years of a Baratheon dynasty and Targaryens in exile, it seems like that only Baratheon-related and non-Targs should apply for heir
>>70388339
here a funny story for you
>>70388351
yeah, but if the leak is real then rickon will get killed by ramsay too and there is no secret plan in the north to take it back.
>>70388365
i'd slut my slav in there
>>70388362
Background extra #1110797
>rewatching the pilot
>Tyrion looks so fucking different
guys what if Benjen = Euron = High Sparrow = Daario??
cast her /got/
WW@ bros
>>70388362
hot af
>>70387628
Leaks says he finds out and does nothing just like when Brienne boasted about killing Stannis right to his face.
JUST FUCK MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER UP SENPAI
>>70387901
niiice
>>70388423
DAE upvotes? xD
>>70388351
It really felt like they were just trying to get her out of the way. Even if she was going to die, they could have written a more interesting way to go.
>>70388417
That's because the Lannisters used to be blond. Then the show stopped giving a shit.
>>70387454
Nobody actually thinks that though right? It's all just memes?
>>70388347
Ah, alright then.
I wouldn't mind seeing Jaime on the throne, but only once he's disillusioned with Cersei.
>>70388429
DAYNE?
>>70388417
He's uglier in season 1. I'm starting to think he went to plastic surgery
>>70388439
thankz for tha +(you) broseph
+(you) for u my good sire
>>70388362
I cannot think of a more annoying cunt so one of the hookers Joff kills.
>>70388429
> OR PERHAPS HE'S WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD CARRY TWO SWORDS IF HE'S GOING TO FIGHT 6 MEN.
>>70388425
Your girlfriend.
>>70388458
>implying this shit looks like natural blonde hair
lmao
>>70388362
done
>>70388105
Truth man
>>70388458
he even had different coloured eyes, goddamit
>>70388485
Actor, Atheist, Poet
>>70388362
ngl, dabid has good taste
>>70388502
Doesnt matter. Lannisters are blond. Well they were at one point.
>>70388425
there you go
>>70387901
>post yfw it's true
>>70387855
>>70388564
>>70388542
>it doesnt matter that the wig looked like complete shit, at least its faithful to muh books!
retard
>>70388470
Nobody cared who I was until I put on the helmet.
I've been studying Emilia Clarke's breasts, and I've noticed they are saggier when she gets out of the bath in front of Daario a couple of seasons ago than they were right at the start of the series. This is obviously due to her advanced age, considering she's literally more than twice Dani's book age. However, they were less saggy this season than they were when she met Daario, making her look "young" again.
One might initially presume this is due to CGI, but that would require relatively subtle CGI, and we all know how laughable that is to expect from this show. Instead, I conclude KellyC's tits look better because she has gained weight, making her tits look larger and fuller, whilst utilising trick lighting and camera angles to hide the full size of her gut. If the watch this season's tits scene again you can clearly see her potbelly, but I'll grant they did a good job at keeping the viewer's focus higher.
Unfortunately for Miss Clarke, this strategy is only successful for a period of time. You start off cute, then you gain a bit of weight, and for a few years your tits actually look better, then you gain more weight, and turn into a goblin.
There's a reason Princess Leia was objectively at her Qtest in ESB, but her tits looked best in ROTJ. Emilia is almost on the cusp of hitting her own Fisher Point, and beyond that will turn into pic related within a decade.
>>70388573
>the show doesn't need any consistency because it's fantasy
>>70388573
>wig
you dumb shit. It was colored hair. Stop talking about shit you have no clue showpleb.
>Jon is getting destroyed by the armies of the White Walkers
>When all hope is lost a warhorn sounds
>Jon looks to the east and sees a hooded man on a hill with thousands of cavalry
>The man unsheathes his blade and it glows like the sun
>The man pulls down his hood
>It's Stannis
>"Kept you waiting huh?"
>>70388429
I looked for you on the trident.
So, can we agree that Ser Strong is a bloodless man? Qyburn drained his blood. Qyburn studied under Marwyn. Marwyn is the one who discovered and mapped the Hidden Sea, Carcosa, K'Dath, Bonetown, and the Cities of the Bloodless Men. He must have studied the people in the zombie towns and gave Qyburn the information.
>>70388603
>GODS
>WORK
>>70387431
>Meera nicer than Shireen
She was kind of a cunt to Osha.
and who... are you... and who are you... and whooo are youuu... and who, and who, and who are you, and whoooooo are youuuuuu
~ ~ ~
>>70388573
>t. showpleb
>>70387901
>>70388557
>>70388667
Osha did put a knife to Jojen's neck.
>>70388549
>>70388508
O-oh! I get jokes...
>>70388613
>>70388684
I've read the books you fucking dorks, how does it change the fact that his S1 hair looked like shit and everything afterwards is an improvement?
>muh deep hair color lore, its essential for this story to work
>>70388730
lannister hair literally is important though
>>70388644
>Marwyn discovered all that crazy shit
Is that in World of Ice and Fire or a line somewhere? If that's true, you're definitely onto something.
>>70388730
>and everything afterwards is an improvement
>>70388676hodor
>>70388730
But the colour of Lannister hair is essential to the plot...
>>70388000
>dat feel when multiple episodes ending on her becoming a big damn hero
I hope they subvert that at some point. Maybe she returns to Mereen and just reneges on everything Tyrion agreed with other Masters. Because she's stupid enough to do something like that.
>FIRE AND BLOOD
Good luck ruling a fucking wasteland, bitch.
>>70388540
> jealous?
>>70387431
>stannis
>not cute
DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D
>Frey """"""armour""""""""
Is Quaithe Ashara?
>tfw you will never be Bobby B
>travelling around Westeros fucking, drinking, and leaving bastards in your wake
>>70388676
I really wanna KNOW
Cmon tell me who are you, you, you
AAAAAH YOU
>>70388676
Fun fact: Did you know this song was actually released decades before CSI: Miami?
>>70388776
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DRESS EVERYONE IN FULL PLATE YOU HACKS
>>70388776
Everything about the Freys is grimy and grotty and rundown. Their armour should reflect that.
>>70388776
WHY DO THEY WEAR THOSE UGLY HATS?
>>70387901
lel
errytime
>>70388776
>Lannister colors
Was he dismissed from kingsguard? If no, he should at least wear yellow.
>>70388776
>Bronn, a commoner sellsword, is better dressed than the Great Lords of the Riverlands
bravah
>>70388458
>I don't want to dye my hair anymore, Dabid.
>But you're a Lannister, you have to.
>Well then good luck finding another Dwarf actor who also resembles a human instead of an aborted foetus
>S-sorry. You're right, consistency is dumb anyway.
Likely how it went down
>>70388767
He makes me cry everytime
https://soundcloud.com/samcolemanactor/hold-the-door-sam-coleman
>>70388816
Nobody cared who they were until the put on the wedding
>>70388821
Yes he was dismissed, last episode.
>>70387542
Dual-wielding long swords
>>70388776
are the freys and boltons shitting out men or something?
they both are small houses, how can they have enough men to rule both the north and the riverlands.
>>70388813
their stupid floppy hats/helms irritate me
>>70388821
>Was he dismissed from kingsguard?
Yes.
>>70388821
yes
>>70388776
>Freys are fucking shits
>their armor looks like shit
Pottery.
>>70388821
Yeah, didn't you watch the last episode?
>>70388776
ffs, what is a thin layer of leather going to fucking do? why the fuck are they wearing that when they can just chuck on some mail.
Also what the fuck is that hat, there's no purpose in wearing it, it won't protect them from anything, the only reason anybody used to wear that shit was because it was padded and it went UNDER a fucking helmet.
Fuck
>>70388834
Bronn is a rich Lord by now. And Frey's are poor, numberous upstart peasants
>>70388821
he was, in the last ep
>>70388834
>>Bronn, a commoner sellsword, is better dressed than the Great Lords of the Riverlands
To be fair, that's not unlikely how things turned out for him. He's probably pretty damn rich as far as individuals go and you can bet he appreciates quality gear.
>>70387901
>>70388821
>this is the average /tv/ poster
>>70388834
He married Lady Stokeworth, he doesn't even know how much wealth he has.
