Casino Royale > QoS > Spectre >>>>>>> Skyfall
>>70379703
Pierced my sisters roast beef?
CR > Specter >>>>>> Skyfall > QoS
all shit
>>70379703
Last night I James Bond hamburger fucked your sister.
Last night I secretly pounded your sister.
Casino Royale > Skyfall > Spectre >>>>>> Quantum of Solace
>>70380528
The only right answer
>>70379703
>I brosnaned sandwhiched your sister
>>70379703
B O N D
U
R
G
E
R
Last night I double oh seven e-coli and pubic hair your sister.
>>70379703
Last night I bondburgered your sister
>>70379703
I've seen this picture multiple times, but never seen the real answer to this riddle. Is this just some kind of troll or is there a confirmed correct answer?
>>70380747
It's >>70380164
Casino Royale > Skyfall > Quantum > Spectre
That being said, I enjoyed all 4 of them.
Fantastic films.
Spectre is a funny case of people not having the ability to sit through a movie that doesn't cater to ADD editing. It's rather funny.
>>70380747
It's >>70380724
>>70380558
>>70380528
wrong, OP is correct.
Skyfall has to be one of the worst Bond films ever made.
>idiots will reply with muh box office
>>70380846
>>70380846
Why do you think it is the worst one?
>>70379703
I honestly do not get /tv/'s hatred of Skyfall. Its one of the best reviewed James Bond movies ever, its a really well made and entertaining action movie. Whats not to like?
Casino Royale > Skyfall > Spectre >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Quantum of shit
>>70380904
it takes a huge shit on the Bond character
>arm is nackered from gunshot
>"He's finished"
>"why come back? Theres no shame in retiring, this is a young mans game"
>failed both physical and mental exams
>arm /shoulder still fucked
cut to end
>"ah, Bond...ready for your assignment?" - as if this is the beginning of Dr No
>>70380908
Because /tv/ doesn't like movies that are popular and well received by critics
Reminder that if you like Casino but hate Quantum you're a top tier pleb.
Quantum is the fourth act of Casino.
>>70380957
but love Quantum anon.
https://youtu.be/z7kFoR4m1Y0
>>70380908
It's pure contrarianism.
>>70380957
Quantum is a rushed, knock off of a Bourne movie with perhaps the least interesting Bond villain of the series
>>70379703
at least sean connery was really sexy in his movies.
>i Pierced (your sister's) buns
>>70379703
Last night I worst James Bond American your sister?
>>70381070
that's not Roger Moore
>>70379703
Its so easy to figure out: Last night I played Goldeneye and ate cheeseburgers with your sister
Casino Royale - Great
Quantum - It's choppy and rushed but at least it's coherant with no major plot holes
Skyfall - Idiot Plot that turns into Home Alone with a few redeemable qualities like beautiful cinematography and opening action set piece
Spectre - A complete cluster fuck with boring characters and an idiot that ends with Bond shooting down a slowly flying helicopter along a river with a hand gun.
>>70379703
Brosnan was the sixth Bond. The quarter pounder is the ninth item on the McD's menu.
Last night I [69'd] your sister
>>70381141
>Home Alone
>>70381158
>Brosnan was the sixth Bond
Nope, he was the 5th
>>70380164
>>70380833
its supposed to be that but it was made by an idiot.
>>70380164
This makes no sense for non-Americans. Shit riddle.
>>70379703
last night I Bonded Buns with your sister?
>>70380164
pierced buns sounds better
>GOD TIER
On Her Majesty's Secret Service
The Living Daylights
Casino Royale
>GOOD TIER
Dr. No
From Russia With Love
Live And Let Die
The Spy Who Loved Me
Licence To Kill
Spectre
>MEDIOCRE TIER
Thunderball
Moonraker
Tomorrow Never Dies
Skyfall
>POOR TIER
Goldfinger
The Man With The Golden Gun
A View To A Kill
Goldeneye
The World Is Not Enough
Quantum Of Solace
>SHIT TIER
You Only Live Twice
Diamonds Are Forever
For Your Eyes Only
Octopussy
Never Say Never Again
Die Another Day
Literal redditors will dispute this.
>>70379703
Last night I Bond burgered your sister?
>>70382436
ok fine faggot, i'll give you a chance
name 5 good things from spectre
>>70382436
put Skyfall in God tier
>>70381134
Moore was beast you're just a fuckwit
>>70379703
>>70379724
>>70380143
>>70380587
>>70381070
>>70381139
>>70381158
>>70382164
>>70382503
Last night I pierced and in-and-outburgeredyour sister.
>>70382436
>Spectre in "good tier"
Only pleb of the thread, at least.
>>70381070
>Worst James bond
I'll kill you
>>70380164
Fucking hell, it has been like 4 years since I saw that picture, maybe more. I still think about it like once a month and could never figure it out. FINALLY YOU HAVE RELEASED ME FROM HELL, THANK YOU ANON.
I geniunely enjoyed Die Another Day. I don't understand why people hated it so much, but I think it's a problem of changing times. It's no more wacky and stupid than some of the earlier Bond films that people regarded as classic, but I suppose after 2000 people wanted realistic gritty stuff instead.
Only Bond movies worth watching:
Dr. No
From Russia With Love
Goldfinger
On Her Majesty's Secret Service
The Living Daylights
License To Kill
GoldenEye
Tomorrow Never Dies
The World Is Not Enough
Casino Royale
Quantum of Solace
Skyfall
Spectre
>>70379703
>Spectre >>>>>>> Skyfall
>>70383455
I'm genuinely baffled at how someone can think Skyfall was the worst.
Contrarianism has gone way too fucking far, huh Arnold?
Spectre did EVERYTHING Skyfall already did but worse in every way, not to mention that it plays straight nearly all the things that Casino Royale subverted or even made fun of. At least Skyfall had the excuse of being an anniversary movie, so it embracing a lot of the usual Bond tropes made sense.
>>70380935
Did you miss the whole point of what Q speech? The whole thing is about showing whether or not 007 is still relevant in modern timeshe's not, even Craig agrees.
>>70383008
it's a superhero movie
>>70383554
Skyfall Q = here's a radio and a gun, bomb pens are fucking retarded we don't do that shit no more, lol
Spectre Q = here's a bomb watch, go fuck some shit up, lol
>>70380164
Thank you.
I can now find peace.
>>70382436
FTFY
>GOD TIER
Casino Royale
Goldfinger
>GOOD TIER
Goldeneye
The Spy Who Loved Me
On Her Majesty's Secret Service
The Living Daylights
From Russia With Love
Thunderball
For Your Eyes Only
Skyfall
Licence to Kill
>MEDIOCRE TIER
Moonraker
Tomorrow Never Dies
Live and Let Die
The World is Not Enough
Quantum of Solace
The Man With The Golden Gun
Dr. No
Octopussy
You Only Live Twice
>POOR TIER
A View to A Kill
Spectre
Diamonds are Forever
>Shit Tier
Die Another Day
>>70383765
pretty close, move skyfall to mediocre tier and we'll have a deal
>>70383845
name 5 good things about that film
>>70383825
I was considering it but it slightly edges into Good Tier territory for it's great cinematography and music.
I also almost put Specre into Mediocre Tier, it could go either way. It was a weakly made Bond film, but pretty average desu.
Licence to Kill also borders between Mediocre to Good Tier
Other than that it is objectively the best list.
>>70383887
Skyfall's plot is driven by a whole series of MI6 agents being incompetent (mostly M's)
Spectre is just plain boring and Bond and the main girl has zero chemistry.
>>70383984
CR>SF>SP>QoS
>>70381387
The image was deliberately made to make no sense whatsoever. There is no answer to it.
>>70379703
Casino Royale > Quantum of Solace > Skyfall > Spectre.
>>70384067
this
in other words, it got progressively worse
>>70384037
>Never Jamesburgered a chick
You haven't lived
>>70384099
I enjoyed Spectre alot more than Skyfall
>>70383877
Cinematography
Craig's performance
Villain's on-screen presence
Very smooth pacing
M actually dies so the movie has consequences and isn't weightless
>>70384037Last night I pierced your sister's buns
>>70379703
Is hating Skyfall a meme because it's genuinely the 2nd best Craig Bond?????
Spectre and QoS are both utter bollocks
>>70384166
that's cool, we're all entitled to our own opinions.
for me spectre is just boring and at times i feel like the movie gives up trying (bond ejects out of his car for no reason, the whole meteor compound blows up which one shot to the gas valve)
also it undermines the previous, better movies by forcing a backstory with blofled as the man behind everything. for a childish reason
>>70384240
yes it's a meme, don't let anyone tell you any different.
most well reviewed blockbusters from 2009-13 are bitterly hated on /tv/ for some reason.
>>70384240
true, but that doesn't mean skyfall isn't utter bollocks as well
>>70384240
if it is a meme, then I didn't know that.
But I genuinely hate it.
>>70384301
>0 negative reviews
>>70384352
>reviews
whats your point?
>>70384240
Skyfall is a decent movie but it has a very thin plot/story. It's very flash/no substance
Still entertaining though, plus great cinematography
>>70384240
only autists hate it.
>>70381134
this meme again have you seen george lazenby?
>>70384384
If you're going to act like that's not impressive then I have nothing to say to you.
>>70383765
I can agree with this list.
>>70384420
If youre going to act as if reviews are the be all and end all then youre an idiot
>>70384290
Skyfall had a strong opening, but then starts to fail mid movie when the main villain shows up, and completely devolves into home alone at the climax.
At that time, the main vaillain's plan to intentionally getting captured and break shit from within has been done to death after Joker and Loki.
The harddrive that contained the spy's list was forgotten by everybody mid movie and never mentioned again.
M, who we are supposed to care about, is unsympathetic, bad at her job, makes terrible decisions and over all being a cunt for the whole movie, making bond's loyalty to her illogical.
The main Bond girl has very little screen time and no chemistry with Craig at all.
The new Q is a smug little prick that turns out to also suck at his job
>>70383765
Moonraker belongs in the poor tier and you know it. Rest is fine.
>>70384448
They aren't, but they at least count for something.
>>70384452
>The harddrive that contained the spy's list was forgotten by everybody mid movie and never mentioned again.
Yea this.
This.
Very thin and weak plot. Makes the movie suffer and weakens it.
With a stronger plot/story Skyfall could've probably been the best Bond movie.
>>70384452
>home alone
>>70384490
>James Bond movie has a weak plot
Shocking.
>>70383765
move man with a golden gun to good tier and you're set, best bond villain and best car chase.
>4 Craig Bond movies
>literally in only one (1) of these movies has he been actually sent on mission to investigate
>the rest have been 'be our one man army bond and do everything because of your feelings'
>>70384523
to be fair, home alone is the best tactic you'll get when your plan is to escape to an old house with a vague amount of weapon and not having any back up cuz you didn't tell any of your allies where you went.
I still don't know why everybody thinks that's a good plan.
>>70384562
that cartoon whistle on the bridge spin fucking ruined it.
>>70380815
that fucking long shot is the only good thing in Spectre. Everything else is pure garbage
Casino>>>QOS>Skyfall>>Spectre
>>70384627
that fucking long shot is just him walking around
>>70384523
It literally is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWk76di7atw
>>70384627
but its a faux long shot inspired bythe equally shitBirdman. The breaks were just as obvious
>>70384605
It wasn't but it's a bond movie. It's allowed to be a bit silly.
>>70384624
>ruined it
always makes me laugh though
>>70384627
I thought it looked the part.
>>70384240
Skyfall is boring. I'm sorry, but it is. Watch it with normies and you'll see them fall sleep.
I liked it at the cinema, but the ultimate test to say if a movie is really good and no just something that appeals to my particualr taste is watching it with my father. And he loved Casino and QOS but was bored with Skyfall and Spectre. And I didn't even like Spectre.
>>70384702
Spectre looks good but has washed out grey dull colors.
It's fucked.
>>70384668
who cares if it's fake? Looks great
>>70384647
And the rest of the movie is just him talking. But doesn't look as cool as that one.
>>70384627
Casino Royale - 8/10
Quantum of Solace - 6/10
Skyfall - 7/10
Spectre - 6.5/10
>>70383630
>Skyfall Q = here's a radio and a gun, bomb pens are fucking retarded we don't do that shit no more, lol
>Spectre Q = here's a bomb watch, go fuck some shit up, lol
they never really explained this
>>70384718
I don't understand, it's the highest grossing Bond movie ever made and the highest grossing movie of all time in the UK, how can normies NOT like it?
That's illogical.
>>70384767
That's why they're both shit
>>70384767
Sony.
>Sony emails also leaked about having Q's office in a fake shop in which the floor moves to get to him
>>70384769
by that logic, 50 shade of grey and twilight must be masterpieces
humanity, as a collective, is fucking retarded
>>70384767
>>70384779
I thought Spectre was supposed to be more traditional?
>>70384797
If it's that boring, people wouldn't pay money to go see it THAT much.
People loved Skyfall, it has issues, but being boring is NOT one of them.
That's Spectre's problem.
>>70384815
Spectre = Matt Damon hasn't made a Bourne movie in years so we don't need to pretend to be Bourne anymore, let's do campy retarded shit again!
>>70379703
LAST NIGHT I PIERCED YOUR SISTER'S BUN
>>70384849
spectre is boring
skyfall is just dumb, you don't notice how dumb it is coz of god tier cinematography, but on the second viewing it's dumb as fuck.
>>70384756
>Casino Royale - 8/10
it's a fucking 9 at least
>Quantum of Solace - 6/10
the plot is retarded and it barely makes sense, but is fun and Olga Kurilenko, so 7
>Skyfall - 7/10
Boring. It has like 90 minutes filled with pure nothing. But it feels like a Bond movie and has a good cinematography, so 5-6/10
>Spectre - 6.5/10
It's pure fucking garbage. It's not a Bond movie at all, and the "action scenes" are uninspired. Retarded plot, stupid ending, Bond is a pussy. 3/10
>>70384769
becuase you pay BEFORE watching the movie, you fucking idiot. Then you don't like it and that's why Spectre didn't do it that well
>>70384849
>>70384718
is skyfall really worth arguing over?
it's craigs best one but that's not saying much.
>>70384895
But it's bond movie? Isn't it allowed to be dumb?
>>70384865
pic related
>>70384923
>it's craigs best one
Kill yourself
>>70384865
maybe, but more like "I'm Sam Mendes, I'm an auteur, I have to do something else than just a cool as fuck action movie like Casino"
Spectre> Casino>>> Skyfall> Solace
Debate me faggots.
>>70384920
People payed to rewatch it constantly and it blew up in popularity whereas QoS and Spectre didn't.
It clearly did something the others couldn't.
>>70384940
go back to reddÃt if you can't handle differing opinions
>>70380908
this
>>70382436
>you only live twice
>remotely bad
Say that to my face and not online and see what happens
>>70385001
You need to step into that gas chamber, degenerate
>>70384972
Skyfall>casino>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>spectre>qos
>>70384978
being the 50th movie or something like taht and have the biggest marketing campaign ever?
>>70384173
Also it has one of the best themes and intros among the films 90's onward. Rivaled only by Casino Royale, of course.
Casino = Skyfall > QoS > Spectre
>>70385045
>Skyfall theme is good
its not. It was literally a 'play it safe' 10 minute fart off using the same fucking notes done in previous themes with lyrics written by someone who has english as their 5th language at best
>>70384923
Well I really love Skyfall so I'll defend it if I have to.
>>70385001
sorry friend the hive mind has spoken
>>70384940
>>70380747
last night i pierced your sister's buns
>>70385094
That's cause you're an autistic faggot
>>70385093
music is 100% subjective my friend
>>70385093
i sort of like skyfall but listening to Adele makes me sick
>>70385123
If I enjoy a movie and believe in it, then I'll defend it. It's simple stuff.
People can hate it if they want to but I'm just trying to state it's case.
>>70385093
>get a load of this guy
Though Garbage's theme and Tina Turner's theme were catchy, this theme fit the tone of the new brooding and aged bond as much as Cornell's fit the young bond in Casino. Also saying it's a 10 minute fart off shows your age.
I bet you loved Spectre's theme too.
>>70385158
autism
>>70385167
God I really love Casino's theme song.
https://youtu.be/Z4V2lOXSooA
>>70385189
thanks for reminding me that it's shit
>>70380908
>best reviewed
>really well made
>entertaining
jesus christ is this where /tv/ is at nowadays?
>>70385247
What's your favorite Bond theme anon? I'm genuinely curious
>>70381003
if you're so convinced that /tv/ is wrong then how about offering a counterargument instead of posting a fucking screenshot from rottentomatoes?
holy fuck
>>70385269
sup contrarian cancer.
>>70385275
This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXM4eIoPZUU
>>70382436
Fyeo is shit?
Get fucked fagatron
>>70383765
haven't seen all of them but it's accurate for the ones I have.
I love Bond threads for the simple fact that all the autistic kids come out of the woodwork to defend their favorite movie in the series. These threads inevitably devolve into chaos faster than the got generals do. It's amazing what the power of a few autistic kids can accomplish.
>>70385284
read the rest of the thread you hopeless retard.
>>70385269
i was with you until you said being entertaining doesn't matter, in a fucking bond movie of all things?
the definition of a popcorn movie.
>>70385312
it's possibly the shallowest adjective that could be potentially be used to describe a film
Are we all agreed the worst Bond theme of all time was "Another way to die"?
>>70385309
so you have nothing to offer then?
i'm so surprised
>>70385351
No, this was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoJXh88SzD8
>>70385294
this isn't me
>>70385275
Live and let die, i know it's a cliche now but i love it, i would pick all the time in the world but that's technically not a bond theme.
>>70385294
I'm a fan of A-Ha but personally I like License to Kill's theme just a little more.
The 80's was just so......80's. Crazy how even a property like James Bond wasn't untouched
>>70385294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNA7DcVppEs
>>70385395
thats a good one too
>>70385389
Still one of the best without a doubt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b07Z_qfchFk
>>70385167
>young Bond and aged Bond are 2 movies apart
and youre on board with this? Nevermind how old you think I am, you clearly have little knowledge of time anyway
>>70385444
checked, trips for the best theme
>>70385644
not even the best Roger Moore theme
>>70385573
Come on anon, I don't mean just his physical age but his mental age as well. He was a young 'ready-for-action' type and by the end of Casino Vesper's death has affected him greatly. He gets his revenge in QoS but you can easily see that in Skyfall Vesper is still always in the back of his mind. Nowhere did I say I was on-board with this but the themes don't get to affect the plot. With the way that each film is I just think that the themes that were chosen happened to fit, that's all.
>>70385673
the man with the golden gun?
>>70385729
come on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNA7DcVppEs
There's a couple of faggots on /tv/ who literally suck DC's cock and drink his cum. Why they're gay for this Putin lookalike is anyone's guess.
>>70385832
I'm sorry (you) feel that way
>Craig
>Bond
>>70385916
Die. In. A fire.
>>70385948
>getting annoyed by memes
>posts on /tv/
You must have about 3 threads with all the filters you must have
Alright anons, who was the best bond villain?Sean Bean as Alec Trevelyan is great
>>70385832
Tumblr is invading. Putin lookalike is their mascot.
>>70385973
Scaramanga
>>70385361
you're wrong and I'm right, end of story.
>>70385973
iconic - Goldfinger
most realistic and well thought out - that newspaper guy obsessed with being THE news
>>70385916
>Cast as the fictional British secret agent James Bond in October 2005, his first film in the role, Casino Royale, was released internationally in November 2006.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Craig
>>70386014
>most realistic and well thought out - that newspaper guy obsessed with being THE news
Laurence fishburne from batman vs superman?
or jj jameson?
>>70385351
No More Time For Clocks was worse
>>70379703
bond-burgered?
Last night i 69ed your sister?
>>70379703
everything > spectre
>>70379703
I 007 big Mac your sister?
>>70379703
Last night I Pierced your sister's steamed buns?
>>70382546
>Bautista
>New M
>New Bond Girl a QT
>Christoph Waltz
>Daniel Craig
I fucked your sister?
Last night I covertly put my meat and condiments in the buns of your sister
>>70388812
>Bautista
One line of dialogue
>New M
Who didn't do shit until the end
>New Bond Girl a QT
I'll give you that
>Christoph Waltz
Wasted
>Daniel Craig
JUST slash my wrists up
>craig
>bond
BEST BOND FILM AND BEST SONG: Live and Let Die.
BEST INTRO SCENE: The Spy Who Loved Me
ROGER MOORE CONFIRMED AS BEST BOND
