>The incompetence of the American military
>Blind Japanese samurai and a Japanese otaku 2chan poster
>Stupid concepts like quislings and feral children
>Israel is best rael
>Is North Korea in a tunnel just hiding out or are they all zombies???????? It's like some kinda Schrodinger's cat of asians, so cool!
>"Muh dogs even though I hated them but now I attack people that do and now I'm in a special K9 unit durrrrrrr"
>DUDE I'M GUARDING RICH CELEBRITIES AND BILL MAHER AND ANNE COULTER ARE HAVING SEX ON THE BEACH LMAO
How did Brad Pitt fuck up such a *snicker* classic book?
JUST
>>70378792
Retard. Possibly the best 'zombie' material of all time.
>>70378792
The part about oil rig workers fighting zombies in their deep ocean suits to keep the pumps operating was pretty cool.
>>70379264
Brooks is a fucking genius. I simultaneously want a sequel but also think he would fuck it up.
>classic book
This would be perfect as an HBO series. 1 hour episodes each focusing on one of the stories, done in true documentary style. Would have been great.
>>70378792
>*snicker*
>*snicker*
*unzips katana* heh
The production team was handed a work that was well written, had a unique take on a very popular genre, had a large fan base, and ample room for sequels/spinoffs.
How did they manage to fuck up so badly? Why throw the book into the trash to make a forgettable one man vs the world film?
>>70379384
Because the studio wanted to tone it down into a regular action flick with zombies.
Probably was afraid of it being too nerdy for normies and didn't want to risk it flopping..
