>Bebop and Rocksteady check out their new dicks within 2 minutes of being transformed
The most accurate depiction of mutation in movie history?
best mutantkino currently at cinema
>>70376538
I wonder if Bebop has orgasms that last for half an hour.
>>70377037
One can only hope anon.
We can only hope.
>notice they are remaking TMNT again
>They cast turboslut Megan Fox as April Oneil
somebody at the studio gets it
>>70377106
megan fox is a toe-thumbed prude
>literally ripping off its own parody
http://www.theonion.com/video/michael-bay-gives-fans-sneak-peek-at-ninja-turtles-36528
>>70376538
All the CG characters in Bay Turtles just look like black dudes to me.
I bet Gary A Williams has a big dick and Sheamus has a small one
>>70376538
>turtles are blacked
>april is a turbo slut
>shredder is now a middle aged white guy
Fuck off
>>70377251
>>shredder is now a middle aged white guy
pretty sure they fixed that
>>70378411
They never broke it. Shredder was a japanese dude in the previous movie too. The middle aged white guy who was Shredder in the earliest drafts was repurposed into one of Shredder's lackies
TURTLES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70377251
>shredder is now a middle aged white guy
Wasn't he a big guy in the first movie? He didn't even appear much.
>>70378531
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
