>Americans actually pour butter on their popcorn
>Yuropeans actually have teeth that look like the butter Americans pour on their popcorn
>>70370974
It's yummy
>>70371014
Yet pic related has still had infinitely more sex than you
>brit bongs actually eat kippers & spotted dick at the theater
>Europoors don't have manservants that bring the crab legs right to their private theater box
>They don't have them pour butter on the crab legs
>Europeans actually stop movies so they can face toward mecca
>amerifats clap when a move ends and tip the usher
>>70371061
Yet you're wrong and projecting. I find you fat britlards and yurobese garbage people tend to do that when you talk to superior Americans.
>>70371083
You don't eat kippers a the theatre, m8, only stargazey pie
>>70371014
Baseless stereotype tbqh familia. Everyone I know has decent teeth, those subhuman things that appear on Jeremy Kyle are our equivalent to your buck-toothed trailer trash.
Serious question to my yank cousins across the pond, what is butter on popcorn actually like? I've always wondered about trying it but I've worked in a McDonalds and that liquid butter just seems disgusting to me. I'd try it with regular butter but I don't know, I'm apprehensive despite the fact that I know butter would improve popcorn. Also I hate having greasy fingers, I'm OCD about that shit to the max.
>>70371317
Speak for yourself, sissyboy, I eat chilli and chilli accessories.
>>70371262
>these people have sex
>you don't
>>70370974
that stuff has more in common with paint thinner than butter
>>70371366
>Projecting again
>>70371359
This is coming from a Brit, btw. We're not all fish and chips eating faggots, some of us appreciate yank cuisine. I've got an aunt who lives in Texas and the chilli cook offs you cunts have are fucking fantastic.
>Americans buy tickets to the movies and shoot everyone inside
>>70371396
Mate, he's using an infantile argument, yeah, but for fuck sake can't you think of a better come back?
>>70371396
Misusing psychological terms you clearly have no understanding of doesn't make you sound smart, you know.
>>70371331
>yank cousins
Cringe.
>>70371262
>those brittrash pics
>dat filename
*my fucking sidessaved
>>70371450
M8 eat a dick no one asked for your opinion or for you to make excuses for America you Ameriboo pussy.
>>70371463
>Projecting again
I know exactly what it means, you're projecting your permavirginity on me you yellowtooth third worlder. Suck my big fat Ameridick.
>>70370974
>>70371083
dumb frogposter
>>70371463
Give him a break. He's American, parroting buzzwords from television is all he knows.
>>70370974
what I like to do is get a small cup from the cashier after I've gotten my popcorn, I then fill that cup up with the butter topping. After eating about half my popcorn I re-apply butter to my popcorn since the bottom half doesn't have any butter on it
>>70371189
there is literally nothing wrong with this, its just politeness
>>70371409
>pandering to amerilards
Kys
>>70371014
Holy shit btfo
>>70371631
do americans really do this?
>>70372408
>do Americans actually do this
No fucking way.
A courtesy cup of butter would cost like $30, if they did that, which they don't
>Euroshits actually pour mayo on their fries
>>70371631
Movie theater "butter" ingredients: Partially hydrogenated soybean oil, beta carotene, buttery flavoring, TBHQ & polydimethylsiloxane.
polydimethylsiloxane sounds really yummy, all you gotta do now is get a soda to drink and put some salt on your popcorn, tooso fucking disgusting
>>70372616
that's what I do bruh. I'm not some yurofag who's afraid of science
>>70372616
That's margarine, dipshit. Butter is made of milk.
>>70372616
So what? You dont like it, that anon does. Stop worrying about other people getting kicks that you dont want to get.
>>70370974
Thats because we haven't made corn kernels that genetically tastes like buttered popcornyet
>>70371116
>blobs stop movies so they can watch their wife getting blacked by the family bull
>>70372711
Oh i do like it, it just makes my stomach hurt so fucking bad
>>70371262
>Bongferatu
>>70371083
>google it
>"Spotted Dick | BBC Good Food"
It's 'he has a cut penis and frustrated as fuck about it' episode.
Just end it, subhuman.
>>70372866
Lmao "enjoy" your disgusting anteater dick britloser
>>70372782
i think you confused america with sweden
>>70372866
>tfw anteater dicked fags never get any pussy
DO AMERICANS REALISE HOW PROBLEMATIC I FIND THAT? UGH I CAN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHY SOMEONE ELSE IN A DIFFERENT CONTINENT WOULD DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN RIGHT NOW. I BET THOSE BRUTES STILL URINATE STANDING UP
>>70371366
>trying to bants
>picture of guy who got btfo in revolutionary war
I thought bongs were supposed to know history?
>>70371014
>>70371262
Please more
>>70373005
Are you seriously trying to come up with a way to defend your mutilated "dick"?
>>70370974
Actually most popcorn here is already butter flavored.
>>70371331
Just try it. Make some popcorn, microwave some butter and pour a little bit on.
>>70372909
>>70373005
Enjoy having less feeling in your dick
>>70373272
>>70373325
Women don't care. Keep being insecure about your dick though :^)
>inb4 you post a /b/-tier collage pic of ~30 whores with "uncut" written on a peice of paper
>>70373325
>anteaterfags actually believe this meme
muh sides
>>70372642
>afraid of science
Lel
>>70373325
Having yeast n sheit in the tip of your dick.
>>70373325
that's strange because your mom can't get enough of feeling this dick
>The French actually make sauces out of butter
>>70371014
https://youtu.be/1ZeCYZnoURo
>>70371014
fpbp
this is a shit thread
>>70373325
>mfw I can feel the maximum sensation as I slowly drip the warm butter onto the tip of my covenant penis
>>70373992
>>70373450
>>70373804
>>70373992
>>70374199
wait, are literally all americans circumcised? i thought it was just a meme
>my face when americans call chips "french fries"
>my face when americans call crisps "chips"
>my face when americans call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars"
>my face when americans call motorized rollinghams "cars"
>my face when americans call merry fizzlebombs "fireworks"
>my face when americans call wunderbahboxes a "PC"
>my face when americans call meat water "gravy"
>my face when americans call electro-rope "power cables"
>my face when americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a "burger"
>my face when americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers "pens"
>my face when americans call twisting plankhandles "doorknobs"
>my face when americans call breaddystack a "sandwich"
>my face when americans call their hoighty toighty tippy typers "keyboards"
>my face when americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings "peanut butter and jelly"
>my face when americans call an upsy stairsy the "escalator"
>my face when americans call forcey fun time "rape"
>my face when americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a "sweater"
>my face when americans call a rickedy-pop a "gear shift"
>my face when americans call a choco chip bucky wicky as a "cookie"
>my face when americans call peepee friction pleasure "sex"
>my face when americans call a pip pip gollywock a "screwdriver"
>my face when americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a "gun"
>my face when americans call ceiling-bright a "Lightbulb"
>my face when americans call blimpy bounce bounce a "ball"
>my face when americans call a slippery dippery long mover a "snake"
>my face when americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops "roads"
>go to theater in France
>got a french qt to go with me
>tfw her ticket gets drawn for the mandatory guillotine lottery and her head is lobbed off before the show
I can never catch a break
>>70374415
>mfw brits call everything by the wrong name
>>70374415
>mfw this pasta never gets old
>mfw someone cares how I wipe my ass just because I was born with the freedom to do it however I choose
>>70371014
oh god what is that
>>70374652
god bless the USA;__;
>>70371014
oh god, the dental plan, lisa needs braces episode wasn't lying
>>70371262
oh shit!
its a british vampire!
everyone run! she's going to drink our tea!
>>70371631
>>70372408
>>70372541
Actually, if we ask for the butter to be "layered", they will fill in like 1/3 of popcorn bag, apply butter, 2/3 apply more butter, then the rest of the popcorn and one more layer of butter.
This has been an option that all employees working the concession stand know by the term "layered" at every movie theater chain I've been to in the US.
>>70371014
>>70375092
>tfw your AMC theater gives you a bucket of popcorn and you have to apply your own butter
>>70371262
>filename
goodbye sides
