Kevin Smith is baaaack
Visionary.
>>70360859
I actually feel like this could top Hobgoblins for the worst movie I've ever seen.
right or left
>>70360917
Right
I really wish he'd lay off the weed.
>>70360859
A true genius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1DIpMvFyJI
>>70360917
One of the Mongoloid mounties.
>>70360859
Was this an entry in an amateur photoshop contest?
>>70360859
>muh feminism
dddroppped
This can't be real.
>>70360859
You're better than this, Kevin.
>>70360859
>Kevin Smith is baaaack
...in the direct to landfill video category
>>70360859
Couldn't he at last cast some cute girls?
>>70360859
>Harley Quinn Smith
I would kill myself
>>70360917
right
>>70361140
EL JUSTO JAJAJAJAJA
FORCEO MEMEO JAJAJAJAJA
>>70360859
is he ripping off those Paul Blart pics
Why did he tease us all by saying he was retiring from directing? WHY DID HE HAVE TO LIE
Harley Quinn Smith and especially Lily-Rose Depp have sufficient spunk, spark and chemistry (and they’re charming bopping through an end-credits cover of “O Canada”) that you long to see them in a starring vehicle that doesn’t look and feel like an on-screen underwear stain. Shot and edited with the sort of willful slovenliness that presumably fits the anything-goes grab-bag effect Smith was going for, “Yoga Hosers” looks as though it was probably pretty fun to make, though only the director’s hardcore fans and SModcast listeners are likely to find that pleasure in any way infectious. Yet while it’s hard to imagine the result landing even in the vicinity of “Tusk’s” disappointing $1.9 million domestic gross, the end credits blithely warn us that Smith’s franchise will continue soon enough with “Moose Jaws.” But really, he should just give it the ‘boot.
>>70360917
marry left, fuck right
Judging by Yoga Hosers, Smith isn’t exactly keen on his audience, either. There are few laughs to be had (“Haters have to hate; douches have to douche” is a typical line) in a comedy that Smith introduced at Sundance as a film made for 13-year-old girls everywhere. That demographic deserves better than this lazy affair that aims for inspired lunacy but misses the mark by a mile.
>>70360974
what a fukn cuck
oh and the small one in the op is literally discount annasophia robb
Yoga Hosers is an actively terrible, no longer gives a damn, he’s-forgotten-how-to-wipe-his-ass-and-is-just-flinging-shit-at-the-screen kind of movie.
>>70361115
They're his and Johnny Depp's daughters.
When did Johnny Depp's daughter become an actress? Also who does he think he is casting his own daughter in a movie? FF Coppola?
>>70361293
>sufficient spunk
Just fuck my once promising career up
>>70361233
I don't understand this meme. Or, counter-meme, whatever the fuck. It started long after JUST was popular.
>>70361293
>>70361353
>this kevin smith movie sucks
no kidding?
>daddyyyyyyyy make me faaaammoooooouuuuusssssss
>>70360974
>Talking about marriage on a public site for his teenage daughter
I fucking hate family members. Christ, he's like my gf's sister.
>>70360859
>This man drops mad opinions as if they're fact
>The man that made this film
>>70361482
It's just some redditor trying to force shit like that faggot with the Fredposting
>>70361606
That's tame compared to his usual tweets.
>>70361532
>Inplying this isn't all embarrassing and Kevin isn't just forcing this life of shit on her
I genuinely feel awful for her. Seriously, THIS is her dad.
>>70360974
Do you think she knows her father named her after a character he masturbated to a lot?
>the lesbian from skins
Welp
>>70361701
Why. Why do you need to write that. What is the purpose.
I fucking hate when people post personal shit like this, it's just too much. I unfriend people that do this.
>>70361739
Didn't Depp's daughter say she was "gender fluid" or something? Probably paired them up because it would make him look like a good parent by comparison.
>>70361819
Kevin SMith has nothing but oversharing his life to be relevant, and he' REALLY, REALLY like being relevant and in everyones mouth, so he will say and do anything for that
>>70361233
look
is this faggot again
>>70361819
it's part of his "charm"
>>70361988
>gender fluid
>girl thinks she's a liquid
>>70362062
>passionate lover
I LIKED YOUR EARLY MOVIES YOU FAT FUCK STOP DOING THIS
>>70362166
That's what you get when this is your dad.
>>70361988
DYKED when?
>>70362265
JUST
>>70360974
what is wrong psychologically with the men of this generation
i am glad that im not watching movies anymore
>>70362062
>me gusta esta pagina
You have to go back you subhuman mexican redditor
>>70362552
You have as much power here as Donald Trump has in America, I'm afraid.
>>70360859
>a movie for kids
whot he fuck puts that on a poster, so desperate.
and Smith's daughter's Instagram posts are just as bad as his. huge wall of texts full of self righteous opinions on shit she has no idea about
Who keeps funding his movies? Tusk proved that he isn't a draw anymore
>>70362855
Johnny Depp.
>>70361370
>discount annasophia robb
except that she's still at her prime and x1000 better than current assr
>>70360859
he's literally only doing this because he can, and he wants to have fun making a movie with his daughter. also to hang out with johnny depp.
>>70361988
>>70362166
No she says she's SEXUALLY fluid.
>>70360974
i liked it better when he didn't talk much.
>>70360974
good lord what the hell is with her face
>>70363444
Same thing.
>>70360859
Read the bottom of the poster.
What the fuck are you thinking, Kev?
Cut back on the Devil's Lettuce.
>>70360917
Right has a better body but left looks like she's better in bed
kevin smith is the bain of canada next to dolan and trudeau
fuck my country is full of liberal garbage
>>70360974
The girl at the end of the video looks like a low test version of Gianna Michaels.
>>70360859
So is Kevin Smith even trying anymore?
Also lily rose look like a younger version of Natalie portman I hope the movie there doing together is good.
