Fucking finally.
Womanizers BTFO
>>70356836
down the grapevine I hear he walked because the female co-star was going to be a trans gendered.
good to keep to your catholic views bond.
good man. a real hero in my eyes.
>>70356836
>wantonly disrespects M
Shit that didn't happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PUhqHS7YEE
>>70356836
Isn't that slut shamming.
>imagine how a female filmmaker could dissect one of pop culture's most enduring characters
By wrecking him? Like, the premise of the question, the only answer it allows is "by wrecking him."
>>70356891
>Bond
>catholic
r u retarded?
>>70356836
title is b8, this thread is b8, fuck off
>>70356836
So they're just going to make Bond an even bigger
Bourne rip off than he already is.
>>70356836
>There's a terrific scene
>terrific scene
It's literally the worst scene in GoldenEye, fucking nu-males
Bier is an objectively terrible director and Hiddleston, while talented, would be egregiously miscast. This would be an excellent way to kill my interest in Bond.
first they remove all the camp and charm from Bond, then they make him into a Jason Bourne copy
now they're going to destroy the franchise even more
just let it die already, i'd rather remember James Bond as a happy memory than having Hollywood keep forcing them out and adapting them to the current popular trend
part of the charm of James Bond is that he is a relic of the past
>"Director will tame sexist Bond!"
Not really, the director doesn't write the script. Dumb article.
>>70356836
The only woman director who I would trust with Bond is Kathryn Bigelow. Even if you're a contrarian you can admit she knows how to direct an action scene.
>>70357122
nah, that would be the scene where bond kills the crazy girl by crushing her and says "she always did like a good squeeze"
still want Dan Stevens as new James Bond tbqh
if he bulks up a bit more and keeps a 5 o'clock shadow for that scruffy look he'd be great
he's also the perfect age to reboot Bond and have him doing it for a few years, we already know he can do action well (The Guest)
>>70357204
>director of point break and strange days doing Bond
Would be a dream
>>70356836
How does james fucking bond hate all women?
He fucking loves women.
It makes no fucking sense at all, do these whores just not care about what words mean at all ?
>craig
>bond
>>70357175
Your words, while I agree with them, will fall on deaf ears
As long as there is still money to squeeze out of the 007 cash cow, they will continue to make """"""""""Bond films""""""""""
>>70356836
I swear to fucking God if they take James Bond from me I'll fucking riot. I swear to fucking God.
>>70357252
Not smug enough. Love the guy though.
isn't she the one who also directs the night manager?
>>70356891
>down the grapevine I hear he walked because the female co-star was going to be a trans gendered.
No way. Broccoli can't be that retarded. No way.
>>70357204
yeah she's good
>>70357337
this is why that scene is so awful, I skip it every time I rewatch GoldenEye. Retards don't seem to understand the difference between a misogynist and a male chauvinist, Bond is the latter not the former
>>70357371
smugness is a characteristic though, any actor should be able to pull that off
at any rate, if they go with Tom Hiddleston i'm fine with that i guess
wouldn't surprise me if they go with Emilia Clarke as Jane Bond though, the way the world is going down the shitter
>>70356891
>down the grapevine I hear he walked because the female co-star was going to be a trans gendered.
why make stuff up on the internet anon?
>>70356891
That would be so fucking stupid if true, who the fuck would that please? 5% of the people who would see it?
Doesn't Judy Dench call out Bond for being a "womanising, misogynistic dinosaur" (or something) in Goldeneye, though? It isn't like creative teams have been blind to this issue.
>>70357528
Because why not? Trans people exist.
>>70357471
>Emilia Clarke
Please don't say such hurtful things anon
>>70357583
Doesn't mean we wanna fuck them.
M was a cunt.
I literally felt nothing when she died in Skyfall.
>>70357534
If you had actually bothered to open the image in the OP you would see that it mentions that very scene. In fact it's practically the focus of the article.
I don't like the Hiddleston or Bell choice, tbqhwyf.
I think if Aidan Turner beefed up he'd be a good pick. Even the dude from 50 Shades, Jamie Dornan, is better than Hiddleston. Alex Pettyfer is probably the best pick. The guy was born to play the role, but he's only 26. Maybe he'll get a shot at the next one.
>>70357043
Yes anon. Bond is walking away from the 007 franchise. The non existent character is just up and leaving Hollywood forever. No more movies will ever be made featuring James Bond because not the actors, not the writers, not a single rights holder is walking away, it is the imaginary figuration out of Ian Fleming's mind that is walking away.
Tld;dr you stupid idiot
>>70357583
They almost dont exist. They are a fraction of a percent. Plus they are usually hideous old men in dresses. Bailey Jay is a rare exception, not the rule.
are they implying that fucking a lot of girls is bad? do they want him to get married and pay alimony?
>>70357583
So? Nobody wants a fucking tranny, people want a hot girl with a hot body who they don't have to feel weird about finding attractive
Plus their trans issue would probably take the driver seat and make the story all about them when literally nobody gives a fuck
Literally the whole point of Bond is that he is a chauvinistic dinosaur of a man. Ian Fleming acknowledged that very clearly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emufn7ddr0g
this will always exist
Richard Armitage would be the most amazing pick for the next bond
prove me wrongNo seriously, please do
if there was a big female spy franchise that did that kind of stuff, would people say she needs to stop getting fucked so much?
Isn't it pretty sexist to assume that just because she's a woman she'd shit all over him?
>>70357818
But the characters have to be perfect human beings or else I have to turn my brain on and thats no fun!!
>>70357839
mmm those diddies, see people want to see that, not some hideous tranny
>>70357748
You know, that brings up a good point - if we have a female Bond, will she just get tons of cock? Or would she get tons of pussy? Does it have the same connotation as James Bond does with his skill in seducing women?
>>70357839
God damn it. The 50's and early 60's really were the best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tw4qLi4I6no
She's a jew.
>>70357748
>do they want him to get married and pay alimony?
That's never been a problem for James Bond
>>70357943
>"Strong"
>"Empowered"
>"Take no shit"
>"Role Model"
>>70358023
She'll be fine
>>70357818
This.
He's literally an old English gentleman like the noble spies of Victorian England, making him black or a woman or some sort of modern social justice advocate is completely missing the character.
But that's the point, isn't it? We don't make characters anymore, we make statements.
Noomi Rapace or Emily Blunt
>>70357943
They'll probably make her a lesbian to be even more progressive
>>70357471
>Jabba the Bond
no
>>70357471
>Emilia Clarke as Jane Bond
>>70358154
Better than a whore who exclusively dates black men.
>>70357681
Yeah I generally don't read articles any more.
So the only thing left from Bond will be just the fact that it's about a British agent named James Bond? No gadgets, no martinis, no cars, no womanizing. The fuck is this pathetic shit?
>>70357471
emilia clark is too fat and tom hiddleston is too skinny
>>70356836
>beard
>balding
>overweight/skinny twink (one or the other)
>glasses
>some 'personality defining' accessory (hat in this case)
nu-male everyone
>>70358288
It's not like Craig didn't already completely fuck over the character.
>>70358292
hiddleston just needs to bulk up like 10 pounds, Connery wasn't huge either
>>70357209
>"she always did like a good squeeze"
Little quips like that are what make Bond bond
>>70357008
thank you
james bond was always shit
Give it to Watson. Give it to Watson and have the villain be an evil lifeguard or some shit. Fully 3/4 of the movie is then set on a beach. Just do that. I would literally buy a ticket and go see that in the cinema, and Goldeneye N64 is the last time I paid money to see this absurdly overrated dogshit-on-a-stick franchise.
>>70357175
nah, these new movies are better than the crap they used to churn out with Roger Moore
the old bond movies are garbage
lol at that guys pic, literally lol
>fat
>neckbeard
>ugly glasses
>flannel shirt
>hipster hat
Just missing a fedora. Make Bond great again, m'lady.
Bond will still have the same shit attitude but women will be tricked into believing he's a gentle puppydog eyed soul if Hiddleston is cast. Smart move since the genre has been dying for years with that potato sack Craig.
>>70357164
It would be getting women in the seats, selling more tickets and reviving the genre. Hiddleston could do crush videos and women would still go nuts for him.
>>70357583
Doesn't mean they should
I really loved how Casino Royale showed why Bond was so emotionally closed off with Vesper Lynd dying and him saying "The Bitch is dead" at the end.
There's a reason he is the way he is and it took 21 films to show that.
>>70359117
His gf dumped him college and he took on a Ted Bundy persona
>>70358008
Seconding this.
If it's a Jew director you can guarantee they will try to force some "progressive" bullshit agenda.
The only director who isn't Jewish who doesn't do this that I know of is Larry David.
>>70358457
but she has no tits and no ass.
>>70359030
Just like with Brosnan?
And those didn't even have female directors.
>>70359675
Bronson didn't have rabid tumblrinas
>watching or accepting anything out of Bongistan
>2016
They'll be the capital of Eurabia by 2020.
>>70356836
>/tv/: B-BUT BEING A SEXIST MALE WOMANIZER IS HIS CHARACTER SO THAT MAKES IT OK
Bier is a bad filmmaker and hiddleston is bland.
>>70359581
>the no ass myth
>>70357337
Using someone as a fuckhole and/or to get information is not loving someone.
>>70357681
Even so his point still stands. Even the movies admit he's mysogynistic.
>>70359862
You can't love someone as a fuckhole? Pretty sexist and misogynist, you creep.
>>70359757
It does
>>70359839
I love Emma and even I know that's padding. She didn't have that much ass in yoga pants for fucks sake.
>>70359962
Sorry did I trigger you?
Face it. Your world view is dead.
>>70359984
>padding
>>70360032
Eat shit, tumblr
>>70356836
It's like they want to lose Bond's audience.
>>70359757
yes
>>70357886
Looks like one of his parents had Downs.
He's not a sexist. He's a chauvinist.
>>70360207
They already have...
>>70360320
They go hand in hand though, but he is definitely NOT a misogynist
Of course no one seems to care what that word actually means
>you don't think women are just as capable as men? That's HATRED
wat
>>70357209
Q U I P S
U
I
P
S
>>70356836
That scene was retarded. Luckily, Judi's M gets into the spirit of things over the next couple movies.
>I doubt she'll remember me
>Remind her
>>70357369
u and me both anon
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
>>70356836
nice
let's change bond's fucking personality because current year
>>70357886
good choice, he was good in ultimate force and his more recent role in hannibal
>>70360652
8.5/10 post, sums it all accurately
>>70360652
yeah mayne
>>70359757
That is correct
>>70359757
Violence is bad. Should he not do violence?
I'm still pissed at the fact that my second favorite bond, Brosnan, went out with the shittest movie of the franchise. He deserved better. He brought the most charm and class to the role since Connery.
>>70356836
That neckbeard faggot "reporter" developed a Stockholm white knight syndrome
>>70359757
ok let's turn 007 into a sjw that defeats the enemies with tumblr rhetoric and uses a pepper spray as a weapon
And this creature would consider himself a man. Even before reading the thing, you just look at its face and you know it will be some shit
>>70358386
agreed.
>>70359839
me on the left
>>70361007
pepper spray is a weapon of the racist police, her/his/xer arms will be a rape whistle and a loudspeaker
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>>70361157
Is this le respectful nodder?
>>70358343
His portrayal was closest to the Ian Fleming Novels.
Not looks, but story-wise and character-wise.
Moore really ruined the character, making people think it's supposed to be a quipping Gary Stu self-insertion fantasy rather than an actual character with human emotions.
>>70357204
I'd add Michelle MacLaren to that list.
>>70357736
But even in the books Bond is a lapsed catholic at best, and religion is never prominently featured
>>70356836
>Literal fedora-wielding faggot nu-male again
Ask your mothers what they think of James Bond movies and I'm pretty sure they liked them because they got to ogle a Hot Bond Roger Moore and Lazenby notwithstanding.
Shoot every fucking numale in the head.
>>70357018
Kek underrated
So they want to fundamentally change who the character is, so that he's no longer Bond?
How would that be a good thing?
>>70357175
This, his chauvinism is what makes him likeable, and also what used to get him pussy
>>70359984
>She didn't have that much ass in yoga pants
Are you on drugs?
>>70357905
This, as much as people like to say the world has changed, if she fucked around as much as Bond it would wierd people out. Something about the difference between a master key and a shitty lock, i imagine
>>70361475
up until Casino Royale, the movies never really understood the character from the Books very well.
They got it right with Craig but you're right, they shouldn't change it any further.
>>70356891
Why do people on 4chan pretend to be Catholic in a way to fight degeneracy? Orthodox Christianity fits the bill more, Catholicism is led by a liberal.
>>70361751
how can anyone read the books and think "this is just like Craig's version." They're nothing alike, what the fuck, Fleming's Bond would turn his nose up at Craig's Bond and think he was a low-class barbarian
>>70361809
whatever opinion is popular at the time.
people bandwagon to shitpost.
>>70357018
No because when men are promiscuous it's not a liberating choice, but predatory manipulation.
>>70361809
4chan and /pol/ specially are known for their refined intelligence
>>70361902
the character, not the looks.
His character is accurate to the books.
A View to a Kill, Die Another Day, and many other films are nothing like what Bond was in the novels.
Stop taking things at face value.
Royale is the movie closest to the books.
>>70362000
>the character, not the looks.
that's what I was fucking talking about, the character. Fleming's Bond is a cultured, well-to-do snob, Craig's Bond is an uncultured everyman who drink Heineken and has anger issues
If you like that, fine, but defending it by saying it's "like the books" is ridiculous, even Lazenby is closer to the original character
>>70362139
He is both cultured and rough, snobby is not the word. More like dismissive.
>>70362139
Latezby is the closest, looks wise.
Either him or Brosnan.
I WONDER WHO COULD BE BEHIND THIS...
>>70357745
>>70356836
>Nu-males realize James will never be Jane
>Moved onto the creative team instead
>>70358008
>>70359225
>>70356836
i hope she directs it exactly like every other sexist bond film. that'd be hilarious.
why should it be different just because the director's a woman? fucking stereotypes.
>>70356836
>mfw in order to be a feminist you have to simultaneously hold true that women can have sex with whomever they want whenever they want for whatever reason they want and also hold true that men acting like sluts in the same capacity is evil misogyny
>>70357209
Nigga that's part of the role watch the older movies to see for yourself.
>It's a Peter Sciretta won't let Slashfilm die episode
>>70362139
>Heineken
I will never drink that garbage again after that faggot compaign they pulled.
It's one thing to speak out against drunk driving, it's another to praise teetotalling faggots all because of assholes can hold their liquor.
>>70357745
>you will ever marry Bailey Jay
FUCK
>>70362364
He is a snob. He would look at the way Daniel Craig dresses, the way he talks, the way he walks, the beverages he drinks, the way he works, and he would hate him. He would dread even having to engage in a conversation with him
Why don't they make a spin-off with a Bond girl?
They were going to make one with Hally Berry's Jinx from DaD before Craig was cast.
>>70360032
You know that the world is bigger than tumblr right ?
>>70362718
I very much doubt that though.
Besides, Craig's Bond is a man focused on the mission so he wouldn't talk to Fleming's Bond either.
>>70356836
>ugly old woman is bitter, calls bond a misogynist relic
> literally every attractive female character gets wet when the handsome man hits on them
sounds right
>>70357886
'no'
>>70362529
another rare exception.
All of the hot trannies are in porn.
>>70362824
>craig
>bond
>>70356836
Last bond movie was golden eye
>>70362529
Not him but that is a really rare exception, that being said I would plow her mouth and asshole into the next century
>>70356836
>you don't appeal to me, however younger women find you inexplicably attractive, which triggers me as an old broad who can't naturally lubricate any more and uses her own armpit sweat to feign vaginal interest
007 is a manwhore chad just reboot him
>>70363117
Nah, I've met some hot trannies IRL , even fucked one through an online dating service once
What matters is their age and body type, if they already have natural feminine traits and they're under 25 there's a good chance they'll be fuckable. They age like shit tho
>>70363322
You know it's 2016, you can come out of the closet and just fuck normal men
![waltzspectre[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qsCAkwE.jpg "waltzspectre[1].jpg")
>>70356836
You remember that time you became a cuck?
IT WAS ME, JAMES
>>70361962
"specially"
I believe the word you were looking for was "specifically". Oh boy, the ironing of that post.
>>70363710
No, the word intended and the used was 'specially'. Sorry to crush your gotcha
>>70358457
IF there was a female bond I'd want it to be her
>>70359839
>>70357175
>first they remove all the camp and charm from Bond, then they make him into a Jason Bourne copy
Spot on dude.
While I enjoyed Casino Royale, the rest of the Craig Bonds have been of far lesser quality.
>>70357008
Fuck Brosnan was the perfect Bond, there isn't one scene in all of craigs shit as good as this
>>70363391
The thing is I love cock, but I hate everything else about the male body. The hair, the musculature, the broad shoulders, big hands, facial structure, etc it all makes me want to gag
A hot feminine-looking """"""woman"""""" with a big dick is the best of both worlds.
>>70357765
>"you expect me to talk?"
>"NO Mr Bond! I expect you to d-"
>"UHM ACTUALLY MY PREFERRED PRONOUN IS "XIR" YOU MISGENDERING SHITLORD"
>>70363199
>Cast as the fictional British secret agent James Bond in October 2005, his first film in the role, Casino Royale, was released internationally in November 2006.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Craig
>>70357008
>I don't like you and I don't like your methods
Sounds wantonly disrespectful to me.
>>70364222
>I love cock
>The male body makes me want to gag
>gag
Son I have bad news for you
>>70364198
>90's era
>slim
>chest hair
>average height
>2000's
>beefy buff
>waxed chest
>over 6' tall
>>70364694
>mental retardation
>>70365278
gag as in it grosses me out, poor choice of words I suppose
>>70365379
how? he's posting facts.
>>70365231
>>I don't like you and I don't like your methods
Bond NEVER says that though, you fucking chode.
>>70356891
Literally making shit up. That being said, I would instantly drop any franchise that either cast a tranny or had one as a character.
>>70365402
>autism
>>70363542
Craig never gets cucked in his movies though, he does cuck a few people in his films though.
>>70365455
>bigger autism
>>70361809
Plus, the Catholic Church is more worship of the Pope than God PLUS it's secretly run by the Zionist Jews.
>>70356836
>how to tank a billion dollar franchise
>>70365395
Nice
Someone in particular write this?
>>70365493
>bigger autism
Literal retard.
>>70365552
Or alternatively
>how to cuck a billion dollar franchise
>>70365582
>bigger retard
>>70357583
I know a tranny. He/she thinks a trans love interest would be retarded
>>70357008
great scene
fuck the idiot who wrote the article and his agenda and fuck the previous anon for saying it's the worst scene, because anything that sjws like has to be hated on 4chan.
bullshit.
>>70357583
>Downs syndrome bond
>because tards exist, you know!
>>70357943
>Key and lock allegory
