ITT movie quotes you are using in real life situations.
I'll start: "You can fire your arrows from the tower of Babel, but you can never strike God" - Xmen Apocalypse
I usually say it when i go shopping
"REALLY?"
-ghostbusters
>>70354720
When a cop stops me "Well, congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step in your master plan?".
> that's why no one will remember your name
> money can be exchanged for goods and services
> Pub??? PUB.
>>70354863
>Uh, sir?
I say "I'll make an offer he can't refuse" when talking about a good offer I'll make. I also say "Say hello to my little friend" when introducing a short friend or showing my penis.
Whenever I see people buying hot dogs from a vendor, I always ask, "Was getting kraut part of your plan?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD94dVu8lqQ
I use it at ______.
>Bitches leave
>Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
>>70354863
>Damn nice CIA quote family, you're free to go you fucking legend
>>70354863
>Leaving thish traffick shtoph without a tickitt
>If I cited you, would you die?
>It would be exshtremely painfuhl
>You're a big guy
>For you
>>70355007
kek
Some of my favorites to use
Dance off bro, you and me!
Did I leave the stove on?
I don't see how that's a party.
I thought she was with you.
Droid please.
>>70355143
what are you supposed to eat with a hot dog?
Is mustard and kraut all that's needed?
What kind of hot dog?
plz let me know I have work in 3 hours but I'll drive drunk to get the ingredients.
>I drive
when I drive
>sit with a normie friend in his room
>he's playing dota 2
>he's chatting with some buddy of his
>he says he's gonna pick Bane
>the guy literally starts baneposting to him
>my friend is visibly confused
>he looks to me
>I feign ignorance
>I'm dying inside as I resist the urge to start yelling 4U 4U 4U 4U
When will it be acceptable to banepost irl, I'm sick of having to hide my true nature
"Uh, you don't get to bring friends."
>>70357167
Just mustard fampai
>See you at the party, Richtah
>>70354720
Movie was such boring shit I don't even remember that line
JEEEEEAAAAAAANNNN whenever I talk to my sister
Whenever my normie friends ask me to come to the beach with them, I always say no because "I hate sand... it's coarse and rough and gets everywhere"
>>70357167
Get whatever the fuck you want. If it's all available, I get spicy mustard, relish, sauerkraut on an Earl Campbell sausage.
>>70354720
"Look, as sentient meat, however illusory our identities are, we craft those identities by making value judgments. Everybody judges, all the time. Now, you got a problem with that, you’re living wrong."
When my wife asks if her dress makes her look fat
>>70357893
next time you comfort her you have to the contorted Jean face and say it in shorter form.
>There are people that put ketchup on their hotdogs
>>70357345
It's been acceptable since that /tv/ hero crashed that plane into the mountain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umXtajVOVac
also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjLkXcf7xY0
Everytime someone mocks me at school I yell "I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!" That usually makes them stop laughing at my fedora.
>>70358323
Pic related, I also make the same moves with my hands.
Usually say it when i'm about to go home but more work comes in.
Get off of work late, coworkers ask me what I'm doing afterwards, tell them I have to go return some videotapes.
Nobody I've met IRL ever gets this reference. Ever.
>>70354720
do you say it in the voice too?
>pull up with car near friend
>open the window
>look at him
>"COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE"
>female coworker cuts into her finger
>look the other guy in the room in the eye
>"if it bleeds, we can kill it"
>everyone looks funny at me
SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THIS
>>70354720
Lol
>>70354720
Whenever one of my students reacts bad to one of my corrections in a way that shows disregard for learning, I use the phrase "I PITY THE FOOL WHO DARE CROSS MY CURRICULUM" and I explain to them that it's a quote from Shakespeare. The class is quiet after that and the student(s) who rised up usually come and sincerely apologise, taking interest in learning again because Shakespeare seems to be the ultimate inspirational symbol for some reason in our society. Mind you I use the phrase in my woman's voice and my accent is very clean.
not a movie, but i constantly quote Steve Brule
>"Jackprot" when i get money for whatever reason
>"Stupid broats" when i see a boat
>"Ohhhhhhhhh" whenever someone is explaining something to me
>"just a buncha hunks" when i see a bunch of hunks
When something unfortunate happens to an acquaintance
>Well, I'm sorry to hear that. Cos now...
>>70357345
You sound underaged as fuck
>crashing this car, WITH NO SURVIVORS!
I'm a cab driver and this really gets the drunks and kids to settle down
>>70358655
I'd be your friend
>>70358036
Ayyyy
>>70358051
Only children are allowed ketchup.
If an adult does,they outed themselves as a potato.
>>70358933
Well call me Mr. Potato because i love ketchup on me hot dogs.
There's that scene in No Country For Old Men where they find the glass of milk and the deputy yells "Ohhh Sheriff! We just missed him!"
me and my friend used to quote it constantly, I don't know why
>>70358933
Never understood this mindset.
It's a boiled low-grade tube of meat not a damn steak.
"I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE, FFFFFFFFF, I DRINK IT UP!!"
when I drink someones milkshake
"I know kung fu" when a bully approaches me
>>70355324
Not the guy but I'm a lawyer on philadelphia. If some anon baneposted in front of me in my office I would take his case and make it the first thing in my list of duties.
I want the baneposting to get bigger, like fremasonry. If my clients are baneposters they are going to get special help
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Lately me and my brother have this thing where if I can't think of anything to say I randomly go:
"Yeah? . . . . . well I'm taller."
Even if, well especially if, it doesn't fit what was previously said.
