ITT: Times you acted like the Joker
>listening to music really loud
>mom bangs door and says turn it down
>turn it louder instead
>>70348474
Absolute madman
>Say "good morning" to person
>It was actually mid-day
I make my parents feel guilty about my personal failures in life.
HAHAHEHEHIHI
>>70348536
MOMS
>cashier tells me to have a good day
>I respond with "don't tell me what to do"
>>70348437
>call my mom upstairs to my room
>pretend to be asleep when she comes into my room
>sister took whole building kit because i started having accidents again
>take a popo in kate's drawer while she´s on a date
i accidentally peeped in my panties too though
>dad gives me 6 bucks to get a footlong at subway
>only get the 6 inch instead
>pocket the extra two bucks
>spend it on beer instead
not kidding either
>Be me
>14 at the time
>Mum is driving me back from grandparents at night
>I grab a blanket from beside me
>masturbate profusely till we get home
>mfw
>Mom says dinner will be ready in 10 minutes
>sneak into the kitchen and eat a whole cookie
I framed Roger Rabbit
>>70348437
In high school I printed out a big picture of Vann Darkholme and put him up where everyone could see him. He was up there for about 6 months and I ended up taking him down at the end of the year, I still have that picture.
I was expecting somebody to be bothered but he just kind of became a part of his environment instantly.
>>70348766
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
One time I threw a chicken into an aggressive dog's enclosure just to see it die
Masturbated to it later HAHAHHAHAHA
>>70348437
Didn't brush my teeth before I went to bed last night.
>Mom asks me if I want a sandwich
>Say yes but then don't eat it
>smoking outside work
>get told to move more than 8 feet from the entrance, comply
>moved back when security went back in
>>70348474
You're nuts. Get help.
>>70348437
I took a shit in a kid's locker in middle school.
>eat all the cookies but leave one in the bag
>lemonade stand infront of house
>water it down to boost profits
>order a coffee
>pay for it
>leave immediately before its ready
hahahahaha they would have been like WHAT THE FUCK
>>70348437
> be me
> 1997
> rent space jam from blockbuster
> return it without rewinding the tape
>granny asks me to help carry her bag up some stairs
>pretend to not hear her
> Amnesty Int. qt tries to approach me to talk about muh 3rd world countries
>literally tell her to fuck off
I put the ice tray back in the freezer without refilling it
The fuck is wrong with you people
>>70348437
I laughed all the way through deadpool
>stay home from school pretending to be sick
>sit under door for hours waiting for postman
>when he puts the letters through the postbox grab them out of his hands and shout "TITS"
>somebody lost asks me for direction
>send him the opposite way
>>70348714
>Mom gives me $10 for Mickey D's meal
>Only get two one dollar burgers
>buy beer with the rest
>mom gonna freak
I stole a basket of fries once.
>>70349030
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsbIdSGwoEs
>>70348635
I can relate to this
>>70348437
>they ask for 4 Mcnuggets
>only put 3 in the box
CHAOS EMBODIED
i smiled once
i didn't like it
took one bite from a banana and threw the rest away
One time I typed boobs on google and saw images of boobies kek
>mom tells me to mow the lawn
>I do but with the grain instead of against it
>spend the allowance money I got on two monsters
>chug them and get hella freakin buzzed
FUCK YOU MOM
>>70349596
Oh right, I forgot about this video. Thanks.
>>70348714
m8 you are fucking out of control
>>70348714
>using inches
>not centimeters
USA is like a big Asylum.
>open new bag of chips mom bought
>lick the salt off all them and then put them back in the bag
> mfw not even lying
I wear all my clothes inside out even when I'm told not to.
>take a shower
>pee while showering
>>70349759
I know what it is and I don;t even have to open it.
>>70349807
The customary system got us to the moon you cuck
>order food at mcdonalds
>3 big macs, 2 wraps and 3 orders of large fries
>leave when my order gets called not even picking up my order
MOM'S
I skipped lunch everyday and kept the lunch money my parents gave me
>2003
>in high school
>all computers use optical mice in the library
>print wallet size goatse.cx pictures out
>tape over sensor
>leave library knowing people are gonna get fucking owned
>>70349898
A Nazi got you guys on the moon
>>70349596
>why you being the joker dude?
>>70350001
He decided to join the winning team
PLEASE GUYS STOP THIS MADNESS!!!
>see ads warning against drinking and driving
>chug half a monster before getting behind the wheel
Fuck the police
>>70349077
to pkek
>tfw in high school I went into a stall in the bathroom and pissed all over the toilet paper rolls
>>70350236
You're a major cunt, I'm not even memeing that's annoying as fuck
>>70350001
L M A O
This has meme potential
>>70349898
The soviets were first in space though. Americans simply copied their technology and used it to fly to the moon which is a completely meaningless achievement.
>>70350236
You really are a major cunt
I made potato salad with miracle whip
>>70348474
enjoy the nuthouse
>>70348635
lmao this is so real
>>70349881
it's a trailer for angry birds
>>70348437
>be me, hungry af
>fridge is empty but I have some pasta
>pasta is ready
>put ketchup, broken crisps and strawberries on it
>it's actually pretty good
>>70348474
>>70350636
>pff who wants to safely land and study extraterrestrial bodies before safely returning?
>the real accomplishment is pointing a big engine up
>>70349596
>Chaos personified
>>70351389
some quality work right there
>>70351389
>Americans have to tip the police so they can catch obviously deranged people.
>>70350636
No the Soviets AND the Americans copied German technology
Soviets were also not the first to send a rocket to space, that was the Germans too
>>70351567
>Yuropoors have to let Muslim gangs rape their wives to be nonproblematic
>>70349898
NASA uses SI :^)
>>70351696
Predictable and boring
>>70348437
when my mom tried to serve me tendies without ketchup
i grabbed the nuggies, smashed them, rubbed them in my face, and yelled 'WHY ARE YOU BEING SO SERIOUS RITE NOW'
>>70351722
Yeah it's just an everyday thing for you guys now isn't it?
>>70349596
who uploaded this
I can't think of a scenario where is was "the joker" but I had a Bane moment on my date half a year go.
>go out with a very cute guy from 4chan
>Things are going great, we are drinking cocktails on the beach at night
>Walk together to the motel
>We fall on the bed and make out
>Things getting lewd
>He gets on four and wants my dicc
>I lube up and slowly push in
>"WOW, you are a big guy!"
>"For you!"
>>70351837
Atleast we'll soon elect right-wing leaders and get rid of the trash.
You faggots will always be stuck with it.
>>70351893
Sir.
You just won the Internet.
>>70351711
No they don't
>>70351893
You.
I like you.
>>70352045
https://www.nasa.gov/offices/oce/functions/standards/isu.html
>>70352094
I was just pretending to be retarded
>>70351893
I did nazi that coming!
You deserve more upvotes.
>>70352292
We all do anon, we all do...
>>70348655
GONNA
>>70348474
literally jared leto
>>70348437
I had some corn dogs but didn't eat the crispy bits on the stick.
I just threw them away.
>>70351722
Then stop letting it happen. But then again, you'd have to stop being a cuck.... Decisions decisions...
>eat breakfast
>don't brush teeth afterwards
>>70351389
>fbi tip
>/mlp/
>watch anime online
>how to take a screenshot
>le leddit
>9GAG
>male feminism
>internet explorer
bravo anon 10/10 post
>>70352345
FREAK
>>70350236
Kek I still do this in restaurants and bars
>Asked my gf in the car today if she'd fight in the next war, and she replied a resounding "no"
>Called her a coward and told her I'd fight at the drop of a pin, they wouldn't even need to implement the draft
>Asks me why I'd want to die so quickly
>"It's not me who will die. We need another war to kill these liberal cucks and degenerate scum"
>She just looked at me like I was crazy
>Mfw I'm one of the few sane ones
>>70352535
who is this fluid druid?
didn't brush my teeth the other day
>>70349898
Americans still using the imperial system made a mars rover's coordinates fuck up and crash, because it got mixed up with other researchers who were using metric.
>>70352936
LONDON
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Grandma left her room unlocked, took a candy from her drawer
I cleaned my roomwithout her asking
>>70351898
Pfft yeah right.
Brexit won't even succeed.
>>70353140
fucking jews
>>70348437
When i walk I humm to myself, kind of like laughing to freak people out but with humming and super quiet
>>70352877
a girl named Bailey Jay
>>70352913
>posting with out looking at the thread >>70352548
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
