>it's a Ragnar is sick episode
>It's a Lagertha will never show her tits episode
>>70347443
>it's a they talk with the most annoying accents on the planet show
>it's a no one can act for shit show
>>70347468
She is honestly the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
>>70347443
>Its a Lothar bullies Khadgar flick
I like it
>>70347485
The accents are actually pretty decent. If you've ever heard a Norwegian speak English they sound just like the people in the show.
>it's a Ragnar fights orcs episode
>>70347621
Must have missed those episodes.
>it's a dead thread episode
>>70347511
>It's a Medivh needs to lie down episode
btw, should I watch the show?
>>70347468
What did you expect. It's not HBO, it's just regular ass tv
>it's a Ragnar eats mushrooms and his spirit travels through time to present day, where he goes to a library and reads of his exploits and place in history, episode.
>>70349374
They show tits in the euro and DVD versions
USA got cucked
>it's Ragnar sleeps too late and misses the battle episode
Holy shit Rolo looks like David Arquette without a thick beard.
>>70347520
Vikings didn't speak english with norwegian accent, they spoke old norse. The accents are just annoying, especially because they are not even genuine.
>it's a Lagertha announces her plans to marry her lesbian life partner and Lagertha's parents refuse to attend the wedding, leading Lagertha to doubt her decision, but Ragnar, initially reluctant to see his ex to remarry, finds himself in the position of being the one to encourage her to go ahead with the ceremony despite her parents opposition, episode.
>it's an everyone gets cucked episode
>>70350784
That's every single episode of the show. Jews are attempting to make people think cuckolds are cool like vikings
>>70350784
But none of their partners where present, shit man if your going to use that word atlest know what it is.
>>70351563
cuck you too
>>70350477
>It's a lagertha takes on 4 foreigners episode
Ask me anything about Old Norse. In fact, let's read an delightful excerpt from Lokasenna. In ON:
Loki:
Þęgi þú Óðinn,
þú kunnir aldrigi
dęila víg með verum,
opt þú gaft
þęims gefa skyldira,
hinum slævurum sigr.
Óðinn:
Vęizt, ef gafk
þęims gefa né skyldak,
hinum slævurum sigr,
átta vetr
vast þú fyr jǫrð neðan
kýr mólkandi ok kona.
(ok hefr þú þar bǫrn of borit
ok hugðak þat args aðal.)
Loki:
Ęn þik síða
kóðu Sámsęyju í,
ok drapt á vett sem vǫlur,
vitka líki
fórt verþjóð yfir,
ok hugðak þat args aðal.
Translation into English:
Loki:
Silence, Odin,
you never knew how to decide
battles amongst humans.
Often you gave victory to
those to whom you shouldn't,
to the faint-hearted.
Odin:
You know, if I gave victory to
those to whom I shouldn't,
to the faint-hearted,
YOU were underground
for eight entire years,
milked like a cow and woman.
(And there, you bore forth children,
and that, I'd say, is an act of a non-man.)
Loki:
But you, they say,
practiced seid in Samsoe,
and dabbled in witchcraft, like volvas.
In a sorcerer's form
you fore over humans,
and that, I'd say, is an act of a non-man.
its a bjorn is becoming the main character, but they should keep his dialogue to a minimum. because the actor playing him is stupid, SEASON
>it's a Rollo takes off his shirt episode
>>70352898
damn.
I'm so tired of Ragnar going insane. It's got real fucking old quick. Any sense of adventure and fun is being drained by it.
>>70347520
Are you retarded? I'm from Norway and these guys sound belgian if anything. Or just like british actors who pretend to speak bad english.
That being said, the actor that plays Ragnar speaks that way even outside the series, it's fucking weird. He has the same retarded speech pattern in the Warcraft movie even.
>>70352898
>,<
>>70353122
>retarded speech pattern
that's just what australians sound like
>>70352370
It's unfortunate that all the actors speak with a different fake dialect. I mean, it could at least be consistent. Instead, everyone's just making it up as they go along. Bjorn is one of the worst in this.
>>70352898
jesus christ
>>70347443
>its a Bjorn eats pussy like a total beta faggot episode
>>70353177
I thought all australians spoke like crocodile dundee
>>70352300
>tfw no one cares about ON
>>70352956
Bend over, slave.
>>70354485
Who is he talking to
