Tits and dragons, cocks and farts edition
Old salt and bread >>70341436
Azor Jon!
Promise me
NO GODLESS MAN MAY SIT THE SEASTONE CHAIR!
Promise me, Tommen!
Someone make a DABID! DABID! after someone reminded them that the Riverlands and Benjen exist.
based kevin eldon is in this now? who does he play?
>>70344047
Ned Stark
>>70344045
We can't really have that until we see what goes down in the Riverlands next episode.
>>70344047
A theater actor playing Ned Stark.
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
mophie
Wheres the elk.
>>70344100
Ned Stark
I don't know guys.
Could be real.
First for Stannis is alive and rightful
>>70343993
Normal Mace Class
>>70344033
Pancake tits
Nth for Shireen
>>70344100
Dany
>Wow anon, thanks for inviting us over! This season is the best ever! Yaya is so cool and we can't wait till Kelly C wrecks all the bad guys!
>>70344100
Uhh, who is Arya?
Reminder that Sam """"the Slayer"""" should be considered a traitor to both NW and his house
Heil Daenarys Kitchenborn of the House Carbgaryan, First of her Size.
The Unburnt Toast, Queen of Mcdonalds.
Queen of the Dressing and Cheesy Potatoes and the First Bakers.
Calorieesi of the great Cola sea. Breaker of Crab legs and Mucher of burgers
>>70344100
Jory
Ned
Syrio
Khal Drogo
Viserys
King Robert
Waymar Royce
Gared
Will
Mordane
The Butcher's Boy
>>70344134
Exceptional Mace Class
>>70344100
Who is Dany?
Yrgitte x Jon >>> Jonsa
21st for best breasts the show ever had
>>70344125
what is the secret of your powers?
If one character were to get you drunk so they could "take advantage" of you, who would it be?
I'm going with Melly so long as she wears that necklace. She even told Stannis that the lamb never sees the blade.
>>70344145
>Arya had no character progression in seasons 2-4
you must be literally retarded
bless him with Salt
bless him with Stone
bless him with Stone
>>70343993
What's his end game?
>>70344155
Elite Mace Class
>>70344135
>>70344135
plebbe
>>70344170
my penis
>>70343869
>He was a beta empowered by being alone with his hole
>Go to NW
>Pass basic training
>Go over the Wall and come back
>Survive confrontation with WW, a huge siege and several skirmishes
> "lol you no man fagget"
>Survive on rats and rotten barley while your fathers mocks you while living on the most prosperous land because "lol rat is small prey fagget"
>While doing all that hand picked for the 2nd most important and difficult task on NW, be Maester well respected by both the Watch and Nobles alike
>LOL NEEEERRD
He should have gutted him in his sleep
>>Muh honour
This man has no honour, he is a soft illiterate shit
>>70344178
Ya blew it
>>70344184
Crashing the Kingdom
>>70344159
Post than Ned and Littlefinger drawing
>>70344178
>bless him with Stone
>bless him with Stone
>>70344100
baby stark
>>70344231
>>70344173
who would it be or who would you want it to be?
>>70344255
no this is not it
>>70344047
>Eldon as Ned actor
>Babadook lady as Cersei actor
>Withnail as Tywin actor
>>70344231
>>70344280
>>70344143
>knowing girls irl
End yourself
>>70344263
who would you want it to be.
So, is winter finally came?
>>70344047
A mummer.
>>70344292
This fucking art still makes me laugh every time I see it even after 4 years. It truly is high quality one.
>>70344292
yes that is it
>>70344280
see
>>70344231
>Ned and Littlefinger drawing
Looks like Ned and LF to me.
>>70344292
HAHAHAHAHA
>>70344354
are u new or baiting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CbFAZ2ztlE
>>70344153
>not Breaker of Chairs
Fail
>>70344100
le stronk aryan ruler of motivational speeches
The weapon Benjen used is a 14th century Japanese weapon called the "Kusarigama," or "Chain and Sickle." A specialized weapon for disarming with the chain and weight so that the sickle can be used to kill. It's inspired by the Flail, a common agriculture tool in Europe and Asia. The peasant class would use these the flail in combat, and it eventually saw a large variety of shapes, sizes, and specializations throughout the medieval period into weapons like the Kusarigama in the case of Japan.
>>70344416
nice
>>70344416
Good info.
>>70344416
cool
>>70344416
Thanks
>>70344416
That's kinda cool, anon. Benton's had fire though. Was that just showshit or did some Kusarigama's have that too?
>>70344416
HOWD IT CATCH FIRE
>>70344416
epic
>>70344416
So Yi Ti is North of the wall now?
>>70344464
Fookin autocorrect
do you think Planetos day has 24houres or less?
it seens like the history of westeros is very long in term of years to be in medieval era
>>70344467
>>70344464
Because the show isnt real u frickos
Will we see a wight Hodor tearing shit up anytime soon?
>>70344143
>Yaya
He's in game of thrones?
>>70344498
Technology does not seem to progress much.
>>70344125
holy shit
CASTLE BLACK BELONGS TOJACK BLACK
>>70344467
My guess is that the weight was some sort of Children of the Forrest magic or possibly R'hllor magic similar to the flaming sword used by Beric Dondarrion. Also I wonder if the sickle was made from Dragon Glass.
Why is the Night's King such a fucking bad ass. he is the only one worth of the iron throne now. like if there was a competition beteween Stannis and the Night King, on how fucking manly they are idk who would win.
>season 1, episode 1
>"winter is coming"
>season 6
>winter still aint here
uggghhh /got/ards?
>>70344173
Stannis
>hwn fuck you on the painted table
>>70344499
>>70344118
Whazzatmean?
>>70344534
IT FITS
>>70344173
did they fuck?
>>70344576
See me?
stannis is dead
>>70344551
>stannis
>manly
A real man doesn't burn and murder his daughter.
>>70344509
kek
>>70344596
This. Fuck Stannis.
>>70344596
>implying this wasnt jewish DnD psyops to make us hate the best character of the show
>>70344596
Stannis is the manliest king
>>70344596
Agreed
>>70344631
Why would a man with an infantry army have them walk into the open to face cavalry in standard formation?
I thought he was supposed to be a strategic genius.
>>70344416
great, now weeaboos wont stop the Benjenposting
>>70344650
Bad writing.
>>70344631
>pussy whipped
>manly
>>70344596
low key he's somewhat like a biblical Abraham. devoted to a cause. to the point where he will sacrifice his child in devotion.
I feel like the time to reveal Varys and Littlefinger as some grand schemers is long past. Not to say they haven't fulfilled a kind of a purpose, but it's nothing realm-changing like everyone is theorizing.
>>70344622
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNhctnU8YVw
Whats the deal with this bitch? Why does she hate Arya so much? Is she even a real faceless or just an apprentice? What if Jaqen is sending them against each other as a test to see who wins?
>>70344650
Because he was completely fucked? What exactly was he suppose to do?
>Fall back
Get cut down by charging Calvary
>Stand Ground
Get cut down by charging Calvary
>>70344678
Well CIA started the war of the kings.
>>70344702
Why did he not try to find out what sort of troops the Boltons had?
>>70344631
>literally murdered his little daughter because a woman told him to do it
Fuck off.
>normie makes a weird noise when saying something
>playback, slowdown, zoom on that moment
HAHA THE NORMIES ARE SO FUNNY GUYS xD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0LyhmlYdXw
Does Euron have it?
Why is the show so fucking shit? All we got is Euron loves to talk about cock.
Are they gonna kiss again? I just want tumblrs and sjws lose their shit
>>70344702
Schiltrom formation in the woods. Whittle down their numbers with his archers. Trees break the momentum of their charge and horses won't run straight into a spear wall. Look up Scottish battle tactics against the English.
>>70344173
>so long as she wears that necklace
Melly's neck is fine bare man.
>>70344700
>melly
>murdered a sweet innocent girl
Can't wait until Davos chokes her to death. It's got to happen soon, right?
>>70344735
>I herd u have no cog
>fugg her wif ma phat cog
- D&D
>>70344702
He was really close to the treeline, he should have made a run for the forest
Also WHO THE FUCK MARCHES BLINDLY WITH NO SCOUTS
>>70344767
Does Davos know that Melly was behind her death yet?
>>70344711
Yeah, and that was a great purpose for his character, but everyone seems to think the two of them will come out as personal agents of the White Walkers and Dragons or something and that everything was part of a grander scheme which is still ongoing. I feel like everyone will say they were killed off too early regardless of when it happens.
>>70344721
now this is next level shilling
>>70344735
The horn is a metaphor for a humongous cock. The hornblower died for sucking too much cock. The crew of Silence having no tongues refers to it being crushed by a massive cock.
sss sand sneks
>>70344778
no, some leakfag said he wound find out though
>>70344767
I hope so
>>70344653
Yeah. I thought it was just a European one handed Ball and Chain Flail, but then after closer inspection I realized it was attached to the sickle. I started researching European Flails, and then I found the Chigiriki, the Japanese variant of what we see in European art. I looked up the wiki page for it linked me to the Kusarigama as a variation. Just my luck. My knowledge on Eastern weapons is not very vast.
>>70344816
I hope so then. I want him to kill her.
>>70344721
Report all currypoo in shills
>>70344768
>>70344721
>emotionless black gorilla
>white girlfriend with european accent
oh lawl. why did you show us this Obama commercial?
>>70344776
Forgot image
Really makes my inner Couch General lose his shit
>>70344125
JuHHN SNEwW
>>70344702
Retreat to forest, obliterate the Boltons Arminius style.
> yfw no Battle of the Winterfell Forest
> yfw no Roose lamenting "Ramsay Bolton, give me back my legions"
>>70344846
They saw the cavalry and kept walking forward as well. Fucking retarded.
>>70344170
That's fucking hot. It looks real.
>>70344554
Winter is here since like 2 seasons at least
>>70344853
>obliterate the Boltons Arminius style
they probably know the norf better than Stannis doe
>>70344170
>dem lats
not bad ros
>>70344776
Doesnt matter how many trees you got against those odds im afraid.
>>70344846
>the troops on the back running from the fight
It gets me everytime
>Forbidden to spill blood in Vaes Dothrak
>Entire reason Drogo killed Viserys with molten gold
>OH NOES IF DEY FIND A STAB WOUND WE'RE FUGGGD
>Crush his fucking head in
BRAVO
R
A
V
O
>>70344737
sansa will kiss him when she goes crawling back to ask him for help after saying she never wanted to see him again.
>>70344205
This so much.
>B-but he let his father call him a faggot so he is one
Was almost no one paying the fuck attention when he said he kept his mouth shut for Gilly and the baby?
>>70344477
To go north you must go south
To go west you must go east
Why is show Brienne so arrogant? Its the complete opposite of her meek-but-heroic book persona
Personality-wise shes probably the most butchered character on the show
>>70344874
It is Esme Bianco in makeup anon
>>70344914
yeah but at least they would think some Dothraki chimped out instead of assassination.
>>70344910
that thats pretty realistic
>>70344927
Asshai is cut from the show, Dany takes Euron's fleet and invades King's Landing and doesn't fail like Stannis.
>>70344125
JACK, take the BLACK, JACK!
Take the castle black back, Jack!
>>70344846
Yeah not scouting was unrealistic. By the way, I'm of the opinion that a large part of Ramsay's force was the mercenaries who abandoned Stannis in the night. Davos said that they took all of the horses. What do you think?
>>70344968
What if euron wants to give all the unsullied their own pair of valyrian steel armor
>>70344886
They were troops on horseback equipped for cavalry fighting.
Go into the forest and you negate their advantage of being on a horse.
Kill their horses and they're left with cavalry weapons with limited use in ground battle.
>>70344932
oi m8
>>70343993
TWO WARTS
>>70344853
Well to be completely honest int his scenario if Ramsey had half a brain he would let them go in the forest and wait them out
It is not like they had any supplies to make camp or withdraw anywhere
>strategic and tactical genius
>somehow uses no scouts
>does not assess the situation just blindly walks into it
>does not use natural features to his advantage
>when he sees cavalry just walks towards it, does not try to change formation or anything that might help
Is he the most overrated character?
>>70344721
>hating on the Normies
Fuck off
>get cast in got
>one of the biggest tv shows of today
>a show that turned no-ones into stars
>get handed an awful script
>still hold out hope that the showrunners know what they're doing
>everyone hates the storyline you're in
>consider it the worst part of the series so much that showrunners scramble to quickly cut your future parts out entirely
>not only don't get what you hoped for but you walk out with a negative reputation
how do you think the sand sneks feel
>all these speculations
White Walkers dominate westeros and then Khaleesi invades with the dragons and saves the realm. That's why it's called A song of Ice and Fire !
>>70344980
I think stannis was done for the moment he decided to march out of castle black.
>>70344932
isn't the first time brienne kills a man a big deal to her in the books?
the point of her character is she's actually like an idealistic maiden who loves songs on the inside with this big warrior body on the outside.
they just turned her into MUH GIRL POWER which according to d&d means killing everyone and being a bitch.
>>70344534
>>70344582
And after he leaves, that's when wonderboy starts.
>>70344980
Makes sense actually. Would explain where he got all that cavalry from.
>>70345004
>got a little supper down dat way
>>70344950
the stab wound is still there
>>70344914
>Someone gets a nosebleed and is executed for spilling blood
Be reasonable you're trying too hard
>>70344985
A man needs a big cock to wear such armor.
>>70345008
True, but Ramsay is more of a rabid butcher than a tactician. Maybe he'd fall for it.
>>70344170
Best woman in the whole show
>>70345024
remember when they gave them plastic knives because they were too dumb to handle real knives?
>>70344968
And Asshai will not be visited in the books according to GRRM
>>70345012
>Expecting DnD and normies now anything about battles and tactics
Literally on all movies ever when a battle is about to happen the general yells something like "SEND FORTH ALL TROOPS" "HIT THEM WITH EVERYTHING" because that is the only way the normie can understand that a serious battle is happening
>>70344846
>mfw bastardbowl will look like this but even worse before the vale gets there
>>70344846
>filename isn't maxresdefeat.jpg
now I know how Randy feels towards his son
>>70345024
They get a shitload of money, i dont think its that bad.
>tfw she has to explain her children the bad pussy scene in the future
>>70345065
> It's that time of the month
> women genocide
> gotta go out in the steppe, raid more villages for women
>>70345012
He's the most butchered character
He literally got killed off because they wanted Jon to absorb his plot
>>70345061
they might overlook it. it's not like it worked m8 but it wasn't completely stupid.
>>70344170
Do you think Jeffery fucked her after? If you were him you'd be feeling a bit curious.
>>70345071
this
>>70344292
Littlefinger looks like a titan from that pleb anime
>>70345108
Is she Italian? If so, it explains a lot
>>70344721
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0LyhmlYdXw
Kek based Nahid
>>70345084
The fat man has gone too far..
>>70345024
Fuck that, that's what you get for being a shitty actor
>>70345118
She's white.
>>70345095
>she showed her tits to millions of people thinking "it's okay this is how emilia started"
>>70345087
It has more to do with the fact that it was extremely difficult to control armies back in the day, And turning on a dime and marching into the forest before getting run down by horse is not feasible.
Let's write a petition to DnD and tell them to stop wasting their budget on CGI dragons and buy decent armor and dresses instead
>>70345102
Yes
>>70345118
Well she's English but with a name like Esme Bianco she must have some exotic genes
>>70345012
>>70344989
Yes, braced infantry have an advantage against cavalry head on and they could have demonstrated it better. However, with flanks exposed due to a clustered formation, the cavalry would have come on top at any rate. Still, no cavalry would charge the center of a formation and it is likely in this scenario there would be some heavy casualties there on the Boltons side. But with low morale and half of Stannis' army breaking ranks in fear, there was no hope. The battle should have just played out completely differently.
>>70344700
She's so kissable
report the samefagging curry spammer
>>70345127
Report all shills
>>70345179
>decent armor and dresses instead
yes, with French cuffs
>>70345118
bianco is an italian last name so i'd guess she's at least half from her dad's side.
>>70345179
They'll just waste it with CGI world war Z white walkers
>>70344735
>jazz for your sail.jpg
>>70345181
how much must a man pay to fuck that?
>>70344222
And how many survivors exactly is he planning to leave behind I must ask..
>>70345221
hardhome was the best episode of the last two seasons, I don't mind them spending the money on zombies. They actually look pretty neat too, for example in Brans vision.
>>70345247
Most likely? No survivors.
>>70345181
esme is a french name, bianco is italian. so maybe her mother is french and her father is italian. either way, she's white.
Why are the Dornish so much darker than the Tyrells or the Stormlanders? Shouldn't there be a spectrum?
>>70344700
DON'T CRY, MELLY
>>70345275
Dorne is white, my friend
>>70345275
They are a mixed population from a refugee-invasion mixed with Andals.
>>70345255
Hardhome is the best episode in the series
>>70344534castle jack black
>>70345275
We just dont have many dornish characters on the show
Arthur Dayne was dornish and hes white
>>70345275
They're refugee sandniggers from the desert
>>70345294
I am having a stroke, send halp
>>70345308
If you're a woman I guess it is. The one of the wildings vs the wall had soul and beautiful death. Hard home was just "lol look at all these zombies isn't it craaaazy XD"
>>70345275
DORNE IS WHITEEEEEE
>>70345363
Why are you posting these?
Daily reminder when the undead walk the Earth they know nothing of the true peace of death
Daily reminder Jon Snow say nothing when he died
Daily reminder Ygritte knew Jon Snow would rise from the dead and walk the Earth knowing nothing
>>70345363
oh god I am seeing double
>>70344721
I love The Normies
>>70345407
Report all shills
>$100 million budget for the season
>80% of the content is people standing around on sets and talking
>have to cut corners on things like the Direwolves and stuntmen
>every flashback looks pathetic
>armor and costumes never looked worse
what the fuck are they wasting money on?
>>70345387
I don't have a life, anon
https://soundcloud.com/samcolemanactor/hold-the-door-sam-coleman
Press F to HOLD THE DOOR!
>>70345024
Best bewbs
>>70345275
>>70344143
This image has triggered my feels, used to watch S2 and S3 cuddled up in bed with the girl I was seeing. Been watching them alone since she dumped me, and the quality has been getting progressively worse with each season that passes.
>>70345407
>I love The Normies
We all do
>>70345446
Tilda Swinton
Karl Fookin Tannker From Gin Fookin Alley Drinking Wine From The Fookin Skull of Jeor Fookin Mormont
>>70345451
Stop posting this repulsive literal whore
>>70345446
Dabid's spelling lessons.
Friendly Reminder.
Gendry the Storm's End, The Usurper's Bastard, The Baratheon Bull, The Blacksmith's Hammer, King's Blood, The Torrent of Waters, The Lord of Bastards, The True King of Westeros.
>>70345446
don't forget
>dressed half the main characters in rags and threw em in jail to save money from costumes
Guys I can't sleep, its past 4 am
What do I do?
>>70345481
But that's not Daenerys
DEATHS WHEN?
it's getting boring
>daily reminder that the sand sneks will ruin many episodes to come
Can't Handle the Randyll
>>70345497
Why did the red priestess take him away from the brotherhood anyway?
Kingsblood rituals?
>>70345464
>>70345275
soryy wrong chart
After the coup d'etat why didn't the old Nights Watch guys send a Raven to King Comments about Jon letting an army of wildlings through?
Saw it in another thread,is it true that in the books Euron plans on attacking Oldtown and taking horn from Sam? I read the books but currently im on third one so dont know about later non-series events.
>>70345505
Neck yourself
>>70345522
based randyll
>>70345522
I still don't get why he's so mad about fatboy when his younger son is clearly more than able to over ruling their house. I mean, sure, he'll have a reason to be pissed NOW that sword got stolen, but still.
Would you rather fuck:
Yara
Arya
Queen of Thornes 15 years ago
Cersei in 15 years
>>70345522
I want scenes of him being based on the battlefield, not being a prick to his loser son
So what the fuck is the importance of bran's visions in this last episode? Aerys low key good guy wanting to save everyone from white walkers?
Send help.
>>70345526
It's Crow business not Crown business. They both know no one cares and don't want anyone interfering with what primarily concerns only them.
>>70345522
Reminder that if Sam was as smart and as moral as they portray him to be, he would have found to a way to win his father's approval
>>70345266
Esme isn't French, it seems to be a Scottish name inspired by Old French
>>70345522
>inb4 he'll get stabbed by Gilly
>"All men must die"
>[unsheathes valyrian family sword]
>"But I'm not a man."
>"Nothing personell kid"
you're welcome dabid, saved you another 1000 bucks
>>70345556
Arya
>>70345568
>Bran gets to the wall
>Night's King warps to him to get past the magic ward
>Ed and the Night's Watch are trying to hold the line
>Ed begins shouting Burn Them All as Bran is having a vision about Aerys
>He fucks Aerys up
>>70345576
>remember that Mad King dude from Lord of the Rings?
