THANKS, REDDIT
>tripfag complaining about reddit
>>70339840
>dumb frogposter complaining about a tripfag
>doesn't sage
Why does every movie have to be a marvel movie dumbed down for people who hate the source material?
>>70339620
>The Walt Disney Assembly Line Films Co.
>Producing anything that isn't complete trite
>>70339890
shekels goy
marvel has singlehandedly ruined kino
Why is reddit always the bogeyman when they agree with 4chan on most things.
I took a glance at /r/movies and there is a thread complaining about this too. I wonder the real redditors are not the people who constantly bring it up when there is no reason to as if they were advertising the site or something.
>>70340051
It's a meme, you dip.
oh cool, guess i won't be watching this one either.
>>70339620
Well, I knew it looked too good to be true.
And by "too good", I literally meant, it looked too good. Guess I won't be seeing it any time soon.
They can keep pandering to the hipster dipshits trying to get in on the "lol nerd culture brah, sick quips!" bullshit, I'll just go this way.
>>70339620
After reading the details on why Disney wanted to reshoot scenes, I think I would have been actually a good movie. A sort of saving private Ryan in space.
>we need to find the plans to destroy a world destroying super weapon
>ok but only if i get to have fun and quip endlessly
>>70339620
A few things.
1. Gareth Edwards is a shit director who does serious for the sake of being serious. This makes sense considering he's directing. That film is probably boring as hell.
2. Who really cares about a fucking Star Wars spin off? That's not a film, it's a product. It was never going to have any real merits. It's like complaining about the barbecue sauce being put on a McRib.
>>70340290
You realize Fraser was a spinoff TV Show, right?
There needs to be some levity to star wars you fucking nerds, no need to make it all bleak and grim, it's Star Wars not Starship Troopers
>>70340051
>Why is reddit always the bogeyman
rediters trying to fit in. you should be able to identify them by how they run every joke into the ground. and then run it over and over
everything has to be quirky now otherwise its le cringe omg why so serious lol
>>70340342
> it's Star Wars not Starship Troopers
Ironic, considering Starship Troopers was incredibly fun.
>>70340337
Okay. An average laugh track sitcom is relevant to Disney's manufacturing line how?
>>70340400
it's bleak as fuck when you assess the entire situation
>>70340432
So is The Empire Strikes Back, doesn't mean it can't be fun. In fact, that's a lot of what makes it fun.
Are you implying that you're incapable of feeling more emotions than just "HAHHAHA, HE SAID A FUNNY THING TO THE BAD GUY, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"?
do you have an archive.is link? I don't want to give those fuckers clicks
>>70340432
It's a widely known fact that fun movies are fun because they're treating their content with respect.
When you have studios say that they're going to MAKE the film fun, then what you get is a bastardized version filled with nothing but direct pandering with a level of artificiality that completely removes any sense of respect the film had for itself.
It's part of why Star Trek was a lot better than Force Awakens.
>>70340478
That's pretty much the entirety of it
![6b1df1055cbb5d1d719e6b978d78d736[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Tmrg41U.png "6b1df1055cbb5d1d719e6b978d78d736[1].png")
>>70340478
>>70340561
>>70340376
But anon, I run every joke to the ground and I don't go on Reddit. What does that mean?
>>70339620
GODAMN IT
guardians of the galaxy was the testing ground for this, i mean look at the characters theres a metal groot for fucks sake, and that down syndrome fucken ewok like that squirrel thingie from guardians. sigh, this is the future we asked for
>>70340603
No you don't. Most of your posts un noticed. And if they do only a few people would care
>>70339620
YOUR WELCOME, 4CHAN
>>70340051
Well look at this facts.
4chan is insecure and inferior and Reddit is confident and superior.
Didn't the people in Rogue One die getting the death star plans? Hopefully we'll get an original cut one day but I doubt Disney will let it happen.
>>70339620
shame.
after episode 7 was a huge callback to the original, i was really hoping for this to be something fresh, now disney pulls the studio interference card
fuck, this may be the same for rian johnson's
>>70339840
>>70339884
both of these desu
>>70341048
>Reddit is confident and superior.
*tips fedora*
>>70340196
way to go, Spartacus
MODS ARE AWAKE MODS ARE AWAKE
>>70341612
What time is it?!
I got 10:20 on my watch.
>>70341738
4:20 bb :)
>Bring some levity
Isn't this movie about a fucking suicide mission?
>>70341838
Wouldn't want people getting any ideas, would we goy?
>>70339620
this toilet seat is what is happening to Rogue One right now.
>>70341864
>"This is why you can't have nice things"- 4chan.org
one of my favorite gifs of all time. This gif should be taught in engineering and design classes around the world.
>>70339620
why is fun a bad thing?
that's what movies are for. that's what capeshit (that includes BvS sorry edgelords) are for.
>the iRebel line was too serious
just what kind of dialogue will this kinographic piece of cinema have, /tv/?
>>70341932
excuse me.
>>70342026
she'll say the same thing but be smirking
>>70341932
I hate man children.
Since when did being juvenile become the only source of fun.
>>70340148
>this is what redditors actually believ
>>70339620
Guaranteed 93% on RT, suckers. Ha. It will NEVER get old.
>>70339897
>Assembly Line Films
>>70340051
Not on Disney Wars they don't.
>>70341932
>fun
Why does everything have to be fun?
You're not fun and you don't hear me complaining do you?
MORE JOKES AND MEMES
WE NEED MORE JOKES AND MEMES
EVERYTHING MUST BECOME LIKE A JOSS WHEDON JOINT
>>70339620
>make a dark star wars film, the sort of shit a lot of people want now after Episode 7, a new Empire Strikes Back style movie
>nah lets add some quips and one-liners
>>70343494
>>70339620
>irebel lol
>NOT ENOUGH QUIPS
Thank you, disney fucking shits.
>>70339620
Disney's entertainment death star at work again.
Just keep chugging that sugary big gulp after inhaling all that salty popcorn and don't think about it too much, sweetheart. Oh, look a joke! Precious. Haha. Another.
It sounds like the original cut was more of an action movie than a journey. Disney probably just wants to stick to imitating the original films, not doing new things with the series.
I really doubt it has anything to do with Reddit, diversity, or sjw sensibilities. That said, I'm sure all three of those have already affected the film and I will not watch it.
>>70340290
>That film is probably boring as hell.
Completely subjective. For example: to me, every marvel movie has been "boring as hell."
I MISS YOU GEORGE
>>70344080
Agree. I saw the avengers in theaters and was bored to tears. Never went to one after it. Its shocking to me that that has been the model on which this entire industry of shit was founded.
>>70339620
I thought that the whole fucking point of the spinoff movies was to be different from the main series
>>70340051
>I took a glance at /r/movies and there is a thread complaining about this too
Nope. And if there was it'd exist solely so the drones can type 10 pages of damage control.
if u want srs kids movie watch old yeller
Why the fuck did they not make a Rogue Squadron movie anyway?
>>70344080
This.
It's just like how "fun" is used as some sort of objective measurable quality of a film. I find all different kinds of movies "fun".
>>70341048
agreed 100% reddit is so much better than this manchild hugbox, i only post here to drink the delicious white male tears. stay virgins losers.
*adjusts monacle, takes drag from cigarette, taps out ash, sips whiskey, tips top hat*
I had more fun watching Beasts of No Nation than every Adam Sandler and Marvel movie combined.
>>70344191
you have to realize how fucking stupid the average person is, and that under 18 year olds spend shitloads of their parents disposable income on movies and music
GEORGE COME BACK
>>70339620
>disney movies
>fun
No
>>70343526
>>70344455
You have autism.
>>70344521
you are a retard
![Batman_v_Superman_poster[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Qf95qtZ.jpg "Batman_v_Superman_poster[1].jpg")
>>70339620
>>70344392
I genuinely don't think I could have a child who was a normie. I would teach him to pirate at a very early age and would probably make fun of him for liking shit until he developed passable interests. The idea of wasting thousands of dollars on literal excrement is unfathomable to me.
>>70341932
It's more about something getting shoved into the film because market research showed that audiences like ebin quips so the suits forced the director to change it at the last minute.
It's just as bad when they make films darker and more serious for the same reason.
It might not be a wrong decision from a marketing perspective, but the chances that it'll actually result in a better film are very, very low.
>>70341932
Nothing wrong with it as long you admit you're a bottom feeder CAPITE CENSI tier pleb (just like you just did shitting on BvS)
>>70344378
Amen senpai!
>>70344550
Im a Jew and
>>70339620
People who are upset about this are absolutely retarded. Disney makes the most critically acclaimed and succesful blockbusters, like the MCU movies, Alice in Wonderland, and their highly succesfull animated movies like Zootopia, and don't forget how they made a literally perfect Star Wars movie that everyone loved. Point is, the director and the crew should listen to Disney's advice because they know the best how to make a great movie.
>>70339620
But the trailer was fun. In fact it made it look like the greatest Star Wars ever.
What exactly needs to be changed?
>thing isn't exactly the same as original thing
>that means it's bad
I will never understand this logic. This is not Han's story. This is not Luke's. It doesn't have to be goofy. Or fun. It can be serious and be good. And it probably COULD have been.
Isn't this the movie where everyone dies
>This is the closest thing to a prequel ever
err...
>>70339890
FUCKING MONEY
>>70344191
Why is it shocking? It made a gazillion dollars. It's only natural they're trying to continue a line of economic success.
You have to understand, these things don't get made to entertain you, or for "art". It's all about the money.
*quips at the camera*
I REBEL!
*R2D2 and C3PO walk by in the background*
>>70339620
Well at least this means Alan Tudyk's robot character will get more screen time because he'll be the one doing jokes.
Is not like I'm going to watch anything from Disney Star Wars. Neither TFA or this or the next things.
It was probably really kino before
>>70343390
Worst part is that those don't even spawn memes.
FUN FUN FUN FUN
