A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack?
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You don't like it? Fine.
Y'know Wayne if you're not careful you're gonna lose me
>>70337656
this is probably my fav line from the movie tbqh familia
>>70337870
it's a great line, but for me it's that genuine-as-fuck laugh after Garth asks him about bugs bunny in drag.
Wayne's also from Aurora, greater Chicago area. No guns allowed. Crazy bitch is trying to get him arrested
>>70337958
How are no guns allowed yet it's the gun murder capital of the world?
>>70337656
alternate bundy universe.
>>70338081
SJW here and that's the funniest fucking time I've even seen that used.
And I've been here forever.
>>70338002
because criminals break the law shocking I know
>>70338201
>SJW
>Been here forever
>>70338324
Mike myers has a secret obsession with Steve Martin?
>>70338324
Steve Martin's let himself go.
>>70338324
He'll be fine
>>70338002
News flash: murder isn't legal either.
Tia Carrera is the worst part of this movie
>>70338201
>SWJ
>Sucking
>Jew
>Wiener
the part where they're talking about bugs bunny under the airplane is like the best friend porn. I'm 29 I'll never have a Garth, fuck
>>70337958
I thought it was Aurora Colorado, where James Holmes shot all those people
Time is a cruel mistress
>>70338888
>Aurora, CO
>Just a quick 90 minute drive to Milwaukee
Which is Algonquin for "The Good Land."
>>70337656
He could put his guitar on it
>>70338978
Colorado is right next to Wisconsin
Man I wish we had a Stan Makita's. All we have are these lousy Tim Horton's.
/must be canadian to get all of the jokes
>>70338002
Majority black population, just like detroit.
>>70338253
Been here long enough that its not a phase or identity.
It's a novelty mememan.
>>70338002
>gun murder
>>70339065
I love the architecture of Stan's. Tummies is too boring.
>>70338978
>>70338201
>SJW
OUT.
OUTTA THIS SACRED SITE.
OUTTA HERE.
GIT.
GO.
LEAVE.
OUT.
OUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUT
I CAN TOLERATE LIBERALS, LIBERTARIANS, LEFT WINGERS AND CONSERVATIVES, BUT YOU TAKE YOUR REGRESSIVE LEFT BULLSHIT OUT OF HERE.
VACATE, AWAY VILE CREATURE OF TUMBLR.
I BANISH YOU. I BANISH YOU TO THE SHITHOLES OF THE INTERNET, FANATIC SCUM. I CURSE THEE FOUL WENCH. I CURSE THEE DEGENERATE SCUM. I CURSE THEE BIGOTED TYRANNT.
AWAY! LEAVE! GO! DEPART! VACATE! EXIT VILE HERETIC.
OUT!
>>70337870
>if benjamin were an icecream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick
>>70339174
jesus.
>>70339174
this is your safe space either, kid
>>70339174
reddit tries to fit in the post
>>70337656
If it's a severed head I'm gonna be very upset.
If you're gonna spew, spew into this.
>>70337958
Aurora is not Chicago.
DUDE GUNS ARE UNCOOL
UNLESS YOURE BLACK THEN ITS BAD ASS BECAUSE BEING RACIST IS UNCOOL ALSO FREE YOUR MIND
RE ELECT CLINTON
>>70339800
I carried a paper cup around in my pocket for like a fucking year, waiting for someone to say they felt like they were going to puke. When it happened, and I said it, and held the cup out, it felt like the fucking moon landing
>>70339174
>>70339963
Did the spewer use the cup?
>>70339963
sad little man
>>70338201
SJW is an insult. You can't call yourself an SJW.
>>70341675
There are a few retarded people who unironically call themselves SJWs, but most see it as a perjorative term for "Social Justice Activists." Fuck knows what that Anon was on about.
But try and wrap your head around this shit:
http://sjwiki.org/wiki/Kyriarchy
This site is basically ground zero for "Social Justice" AKA Victimhood 101.
>>70337870
>Yeah I know what you'd like to do. You'd like to find the guy who did it, rip his still beating heart out of his chest and hold it in front of his face so he can see how black it is before he dies.
In fact, anything from that batshit cafe shop owner is gold
>>70341852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzrHwDOlTt8
thread started pretty nice until it went to shit
>>70341852
These people are insane.
>>70341852
Do I frighten you?
Do you want me to?
who is the least funny person from SNL to graduate to movies? david spade or dana carvey? too close to call.
>>70339174
New pasta?
>>70343749
In terms of scripted acting funny it's Carvey.
>>70343749
Maybe Chris Kattan
>>70343643
I've seen someone successfully use this as a pick up line.
Okay, pop quiz. Cassandra is not interested in Benjamin because... A: Chicks think he's handsome, B: has cool car, C: has lots of cash, D: has no visible scars, E: does not live with parents.
How about F: you're a gimp.
Anytime someone lists something with letters I'll add on whatever letter is next and "you're a gimp."
