ITT movies men will NEVER understand.
>>70328795
My favorite film 2bh
>>70328822
Great fucking movie
These are all easy to understand. Women are whores
>>70328795
>>70328847
MUH DICK
>>70329100
*tips fedora*
>>70329100
Go back to your capeshit thread little boy.
>>70329100
Yeah but they feel conflicted about being whores. That's the point of all women's literature/media/whatever. They're inherently fucked up on a biological level and obsess about empowerment/liberation/insert-buzzword-here to rationalize their behavior.
>>70329228
>>>/r9k/
>>70329380
yes that movie totally isn't about fucked up women responding to their inability to fulfill their biological drive of being a high value sexual object
>>70329165
>>70329204
>>70329206
Roasties getting toastie as usual
>>70329165
Learn what that meme is about
>>70329204
Go back to the kitchen little girl
>>70329206
Sweetheart if I met you in a bar I'd have you on your knees after two drinks
>>70329687
Which one are you?
>>70329758
>cringe
>>70329687
>/tv/ manchild can't ignore thread
>claims women are mad
>>70329816
Why do all women immediately run to the virgin insult? It's amazing how a group of people that get so asspained if you call them sex objects try to insult people on a lack of using them as sex objects.
For what little it's worth, I've three kids. Two humans and a girl
>>70329831
Sure thing slut
>>70329854
>/tv/ user annihilates thread
ftfy
>>70329862
>v-v-virgin
L M A O
>>70329887
You sound like a maladjusted freak.
-t normal guy
>>70329228
>>70329887
Let's see a photo of you with your kids then. Timestamped, virgin.
>>70329937
You smell like a roast beef sandwich
>existence of women makes /tv/ anons this mad
Go watch your escapist shlock you losers.
>>70329975
>put a photo of your family on 4chan
Sure thing
>>70329986
Another roastie triggered
>>70330005
You could easily block out their faces, virgin.
>>70329934
kek
>>70330045
>.exif data doesn't exist
Learn how to use a computer, vapid collection of wet holes
>>70329934
t. angry virgin
>Films Women can't understand:
>it's all good movies about camaraderie and sacrifice
>Films Men can't understand:
>it's all shitty romance movies
kek when will women realize they are a joke, you literally define yourselves by how effective you are at getting penetrated by the dominant sex.
>>70330075
>not knowing how to remove exif data
I guess all the time you spend on computer doesn't teach you much?
>>70330060
>h-he h-has to b-be a n-neckbeard
>n-no n-normal man c-could b-be sick of o-our s-shit
>>70330075
Learn how to lie better, you forever alone freak.
>>70330075
>>70330109
He's dumber than that, 4chan automatically deletes exif now because people used to fuck it up so much.
>>70330112
>>70330095
>friendless loser thinks he understands camaraderie and sacrifice
>he thinks he understands war movies when he's only fought his mom about taking out the trash
I bet your butthurt OP's movie won best picture. GO back to rewatching landing scene from private ryan and lying to yourself how you wouldn't have shit your whity tities kid.
>>70330109
>>70330126
>>70330144
>Y-you s-suck
Holy shit I can smell the anger. Keep 'em coming ladies I got my dick right in my hand
>scroll through the movie posters
>only one I recognized was Titanic
Rate my testosterone levels
>>70330180
...i have no idea what you're trying to say here
>>70330218
Don't you get bored of easy bait? You gotta step up your game some day.
>>70330195
BTFO
>>70330218
>I-I'm not retarded
Did you really think your shitty Exif excuse would fly?
I don't know what's more pathetic lying on /tv/ because your a bitter virgin or having children and still being this butthurt at women at the internet.
>>70330238
Watch more movies pleb.
>>70330285
Why did you start pretending to be someone else? That's kind of lame.
>>70330285
If you think lying on 4chan is rare you're even more retarded than you present yourself as. Of course I'm baiting you retard I've singlehandedly fucked your thread up beyond repair. Go back to the GoT general until you understand what just happened to you
>>70330285
>Watch more movies pleb.
>those
>movies
Nice cortisol levels there f am
Next you'll tell me that you actually cry at movies
>>70330392
>gets baited into posting in thread
>claims he was just trolling
Whatever you say roach :^)
>>70330432
>he doesn't cry or feel emotions while watching films
#toxicmasculinity
>>70330436
>derails thread in one post
>y-you w-were b-baited
>i-i w-wanted t-this
Sure thing buddy
>>70330195
Yes because they originally made Band of Brothers for an audience of gulf war veterans, because only people who have gone through war would understand something as basic as sacrifice and camaraderie. I know the concept is foreign to such a shrill harpy as yourself, but ordinary men go through hardships with others outside of war. We have legitimate friendships rather than using others as a way to pursue money and security for our spawn.
>>70330533
>implying you have legitimate friends
I'd love to hear about your hardships that allow you to understand an American GI in WWII?
Mummy made you go buy more tendies?
>>70329975
You sound like a freakish whore with nothing going for her. Consider suicide.
>>70330575
MOM YOU PROMISED NOT TO TELL ANYONE FUCK YOU
>>70328795
How long have you been on HRT anon?
>>70330575
I think you might be projecting, m8.
>>70329100
>>70330808
No, I just find it funny that some kid on 4chan thinks he has hardships comparable to fighting in ww2.
>>70330575
Wish i had the logic pict from /pol/
>>70329100
>these are all easy to understand
>obviously doesn't understand them
Classic.
>>70330827
>implying there would not be a tag on girl who has a deck made out of "cute" cards. also card games are shit since the effort needed does not give a reward worthy of that effort
name a movie with a better theme song
>>70332089
Drive.
any movie that has to deal with created problems like romantic relationships, double standards, or subjects which require "emotional intelligence"
>>70333473
>"emotional intelligence"
I was like wut? took a test and got 45, test says most people get 90-100.is this because I said racist joke is just a joke, am I dead inside or what? are all these test bullshit, I got 175 on an iq test and was diagnosed with face blindness by one while the other said I have phenomenal face recognition skills
>>70333788
What test?
>>70333473
>Studies of entrepreneurs, leaders and employees at some of the world’s top organizations, show that EQ counts for twice as much as IQ and technical skills combined in defining who will be a star.
is this a new meme?
>>70333788
>I got 175 on an iq test
Je, tu, il, Elle
Il deserto rosso
A Woman Under the Influence
Vivre sa Vie
Ascenseur pour l'échafaud
Scener ur ett äktenskap
Jeanne Dielman, 23 Commerce Quay, 1080 Brussels
Shadows
Ninotchka
La Religieuse
Matrimonio all'italiana
麦秋
Viridiana
Mouchette
Höstsonaten
Tagebuch einer Verlorenen
大红灯笼高高挂
Лeтят жypaвли
Io La Conoscevo Bene
エロス+虐殺
Boys only "understand" 2nd rate shit like Fight Club and Donnie Darko.
>>70330076
>trying this hard
Face it kid, you ain't got it no more.
>>70328795
The first time I realized what a huge faggot I am was when this guys pubes were visible during the sex scene.
>>70329041
What is there to understand?
>>70334154
Liked what you saw?
>>70333983
these 2
http://www.arealme.com/eq/en/
http://www.ihhp.com/free-eq-quiz/
now im trying this one
http://www.queendom.com/queendom_tests/transfer
>>70328795
I've read all of Shakepeare's plays by the time I was 16, and I loved this film. It's fucking incredible honestly, such poignant romance in a meta commentary on Shakespeare's own views on love, life, and the struggles of the everyday man. I'm a man by the way.
>>70334386
Explain the meta commentary, for a pleb who likes the film.
>>70334959
The meta commentary is based on the idea that the entire structure of the story mirrors the themes of his plays. From the fated lovers who are at odds with society, with the plots to end his playwright company, to the everyday man moving the elite with stories of life that everyone can relate to. The whole film is basically a love letter to shakespeare and his amazing penchant for writing human stories with amazing themes that still hold up to this day. It's the modern Shakespeares Shakepearian film.
>>70334386
This. Not surprised in the least it won best picture.
Man here.
>>70328795
Don't get it
>>70328822
meh
>>70328991
Don't get it
>>70329041
One of my all time favorite movies
>>70329854
meh
>>70329898
not another black struggle movie
>>70330109
great movie
>>70332041
meh
>>70332089
so great
>>70333261
gon be turribul to be honestwichu
>>70328795
It's funny because only men can truly understand Shakespeare's plays, I mean can a woman really relate to hamlet? King lear? They think Shakespeare wrote for them just because the saw the Dicaprio Romeo and Juliet, women are incapable of understand his works, because they are based on values that only men can understand. It cuts to the core of honor, love, betrayal and purely through men's eyes. It's just so beautifully written that women think they can relate to it, when in all honestly it should be completely alien to them.
>>70333983
Just another step in the exhausting search to prove that women are just as capable as men, when in fact they objectively are not.
>>70335215
>because they are based on values that only men can understand.
>>70335350
The only plays women could possible relate to even though it's written completely through the eyes of a man are Mid Summer Night's Dream, and RJ. That's it.
Women BTFO?
>>70334301
got 72 on queendom tests
>>70329816
i honestly dont think im on there.
i just dont give a fuck most of the time and if it starts hurting i instantly remember one of the hundreds of reasons why it would never work.
>>70335491
queendom might be a new sexual fetish
>>70329816
Who /enlightened/?
>>70329816
>ENLIGHTENED
Literally nothing hurts when you have good anime
>>70334301
I got 125 EQ, this test is flawed because I'm a complete sperglord when it comes to talking with people
>>70334301
>45EQ
and that's why I post on 4chan
>>70334301
>45
I thought I was doing really well on it.
>>70329887
Because it's easy. I make fun of bitches on Tinder all the time and that's their only weapon, putting their own pussy on a pedestal. I've been in plenty, yours ain't all that bitch.
>>70328822
I got that movie when I was 10 years old.
>>70329816
Fuck they got me with the enlightened to a t
>>70338966
"no"
>>70328795
I'm teleporting in from 1998 to say Saving Private Ryan should've won best picture. Fuck the Oscars.
>>70340555
Nah.
>>70337700
Pic not related
>nobody posted fried green tomatoes or beaches
And you call yourselves men pretending to be women online.
I.
Am.
Ashamed.
>>70328795
Duh, there's nothing to understand
>>70340555
The Oscars for Shakespeare and SPR took place in 1999.
It's not that we don't understand these movies, it's just that we turn our brains off when "forced" to watch these """movies""" with women, because they're so utterly retarded and you question every action the main character or any other character does
>>70329816
>enlightened
>high quality Japanese animation and writing
This is the funniest line of the chart.
When did /tv/ become tumblr ?
I'm not a regular visitor here but it wasn't that bad 6 months ago.
Reminder that Shakespeare in Love deserved the Oscar over that fucking overrated meme flick Saving Ryan's Privates.
>>70328795
>Director: John Madden
>Screenplay: Tom Stoppard, Marc Norman
Are you implying these people didn't understand what they were doing?
>Women logic.
>A man made it, so he can't understand it.
You know what movie I truly don't understand? See pic related.
>>70341312
Both were shit
>>70341350
top kek
Challenge: Find the attractive one.
>>70341312
b-but muh normandy beach
>>70329816
>>70329816
half way between why me and enlightened reporting in
>>70328795
Yes I understand. Had a personal story myself very, very similar to the movie.
Too close to not understand.
>>70341415
Blondie 'writer' right of center half way up is alright
>>70328795
I understand Oscar bait perfectly well thank you.
>>70342607
How is Shakespeare in Love oscar bait?
>>70330109
For most people the exif data isn't even dangerous.
>>70330917
That's not what he was saying at all.
>>70334386
I'm glad someone who knew him so well can shed light on the subject.
>>70340555
I didn't like either really. SPR had a forgettable middle and pretty disappointing end. There was a section between the completely forgettable middle and end where it threatened to get good.
>>70330095
Looks at this pleb taking it seriously.
I've seen none of these movies, this thread is accurate.
>>70342672
How is it not? It's almost the epitome.
>>70329816
>>70329816
>is so valuable to his country that the government pays him just to exist.
kekles
>>70333788
>thinking a racist joke is just a joke earns you a retard level IQ
Was your tester's name Moishe Shlomoberg?
>>70329041
But Titanic is a boy's movie, shitlord.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=f8Puta8k8fU
>>70343123
I feel like oscar bait needs some cultural sympathy or importance.
Shindler's List (holocaust), 12 Year's Slave (slavery), Lincoln (national hero).
tits or gtfo
>>70335433
>no Troilus and Cressida
Its about what would happen if the whole world operated like women do.
>>70330218
congratz on being able to find it under all your layers of fat
>>70328822
The hell are you talking about? I love that movie.
misogynists should be killed tee bee ach famalama. Honestly they are a more annoying version of feminists. Always claiming to be enlightened truth bearers when they come off as self righteous obnoxious twats.
>>70329206
so typical of a woman to fat shame.
truly a treacherous whore of the species.
