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>>70321930

Geographic edition
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>>70327470
nice edition OP
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nth for Shireen
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>>70327470

First for the one and only true dynasty
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>Euron Crow’s Eye stood upon the deck of Silence clad in a suit of black-scaled armor like nothing Aeron had ever seen before. Dark as smoke it was, but Euron wore it as easy as if it was the thinnest silk. The scales were edged in red gold that gleamed and shimmered when he moved. Patterns could be seen within the metal. Whorls and glyphs and arcane symbols molded into steel. Valyrian steel, the Damphair knew. His armor is Valyrian steel.
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WHO /melancholia/ HERE
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>>70327470
>>70327519
MOAR MAPS DAMNIT

POST ALL THE ONES FROM THE LANDS OF ICE AND FIRE
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Why did Shae betray Tyrion again?
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>>70327519

neat, I have never seen that one.
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>>70327533
>Valyrian steel armor

Euron is fucking getting cheat drops
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>>70327508
You know she would be just as unhappy with him as she was with Robert.

>just realized Lyanna double-cucked Cersei
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>>70327543
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Will red god magic make Theon's cock grow back?
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>>70327508
Now I feel bad for Cersei :(
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god what a shit map
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>>70327563
Because she's a whore that likes money
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>>70327533
>Euron did not lie
>He's been to Valyria
>No wonder he was mad

When will Euron officially make the Damphair his shitwife?
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>>70326266
> Which comes AFTER the time period we are dicsussing

Do you think King Robert, who hated the Targaryens with a passion, wasn’t aware that Viserys and Daenerys, the last of the Targaryens and thus a direct threat to his dynasty, had been evacuated to Esoss 17 years ago?

In the scene in Book #1, he wanted both of them assassinated so much he was willing to end his friendship with Eddard over it.

So clearly there had been previous attempted assassinations, all of which just happened to misfire for one reason or another…

And that’s because Varys was using Viserys and Daenerys as decoys to keep Robert focused on them and take any potential heat off Young Griff, (Aegon Targaryen) who was being raised by Griff (Jon Connington) and Septa Lemore (Ashara Dayne) and thus Varys couldn’t let the assassination attempts against Viserys and Daenerys succeed, which is why he warned Jorah about the wine seller.

The only “assassination” attempt that Varys didn’t orchestrate, was the Sorrowful Man on the docks of Quarth, who had been contracted by the Undying Ones.
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>no matter how many times you watch this scene, Oberyn will never cut the crap and stab his sister's murderer in the fucking face during his gaping chance
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>>70327551
I have many my friend
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>>70327543
They chose the wrong fucking quotes, they have no fucking relation to the personalities of the characters, it's just something they said or something someone said about them.
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>>70327588
thats not /melancholia/ thats /newagepiano/
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E U R O N
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>>70327585
Probably. Lyanna was an evil whore who wanted nothing but to bring misery to sweet, innocent Cersei's life
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>>70327659
I know, just posting mine.
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Dont mind
Based Thenns just passing by
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>>70327618
>make giant wall
>oh and we have this bridge with no protection

Oh boy I wonder how the walkers are going to get in...
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>>70327618
Why would the Night's Watch leave a bridge there?
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>>70327653
they really picked a shit photo of him
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Did she finally realize she's fucked without the vale?
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>>70327543

/emo/ here
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>>70327607
That makes a lot of sense, I always wondered why Varys would try to have them killed in the first place.
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>>70327470
Has no one ever sailed west from Westeros?
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>>70327614
Fucking manlets.
When will they learn?
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>>70327735
farwynds do
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>>70327606
Aeron is his buttwife
>You know what it's like to be caught in the back

Also I re-read Vic's chapters in ADWD, in the first one his young maester complains that four Ironborn dragged him in the hold of the ship and "used him as a woman"

Seems like for the Ironborn, a hole is a hole.
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>>70327685
>>70327696
The Wall is a red herring. It's actually a prison for evil man eating giants.
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>>70327735
Yes. They are never heard from. One Stark once left with a huge fleet and went west because he was convinced that something was out there. Never seen again.
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>>70327607
I thought it was the Dothraki that scared him, he didn't think children were a threat to his rule, he didn't even want Elia's children killed.
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>>70327769
That's more what happens at sea stays at sea, I think. Euron doing that shit at home indicates a predilection.
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>>70327639
Well at least the Theon one i think they got right since great part of the character's development is he dealing with regret of betraying the Starks, specially Ned who was a real father for him
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How powerful would a Sparta like kingdom be?

And I mean real Sparta. Not 300 movie sparta
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>>70327727
What's on Skagos?
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Who are the chieeki breeki of Westeros?

Greyjoy - Brits
Lannisters - Germans
Tyrell - French
Martell - Spanish
Dothrakis - Mudslims
Starks - Northern Europe
Arryn -
Bolton -
Targaryen -
Tully -
The Watch -

Help me
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>>70327834

unicorn riding cannibals
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>>70327834
unicorns and cannibals
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>>70327834
It's like the Westeros version of that island in The Wicker Man, by all accounts.
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>>70327655
That's not puppyfu m8
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It's not fair that white women are so beautiful and none of them, not even one will ever acknowledge my existence. What's the point in living then?

I don't think there's anything better on the planet than a classy beautiful white female, if you can't get one to love you, then you might as well just kill yourself.
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>>70327794
bollocks, he didn't order it, but he knew full well they'd be a threat in future so he was happy to go along with them getting their heads smashed in
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>>70327794
>he didn't think children were a threat to his rule
He doesn't want them dead to save his rule, he wants them dead because he hates Targaryens for what Rhaegar did to his future wife.
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>>70327533
>Valyrian Steel armor
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>>70327842
>Dothrakis - Mudslims


American history education.
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>>70327470
god what a shit map

>I know, I'll draw two slightly wavy rectangles and call it a day
>climate zones, what are those
>and lets add an upside down Ireland just for laffs
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>>70327883
Kill yourself then and stop shitting up the thread
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>>70327794
>he didn't even want Elia's children killed.

Robert was a party animal but he was still smart enough to know that ANY surviving Targaryens would be a threat to him and his heirs; he was fully aware of the repeated revolts and attempted coups by the Blackfyres over the years and there was no reason to think it would be any different if a Targaryen was alive.

Robert was grossed out by the deaths of Elia's kids but glad that it happened nonetheless and relieved that Tywin had saved him from having to do it (i.e. officially order it done) himself.
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>>70327752
I want a series of short stories set in east Essos.
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>>70327883
You'd be shocked how vulnerable women are. They want the same thing except from men, however women crave safety so they will act odd around you until they deem you safe, then you'll see their vulnerable side.

Anon it's really not that hard. Just act like you have confidence, be 15% a jerk to her and the rest a good guy but do not white knight.
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>>70327769
I thought it was pretty fucked that everyone knew about that. Even if Aeron gets free (which he fucking won't) he'll have the reputation as a man who let himself be bummed for the rest of his life.
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>Dany is mad

>Storms westeros with 1000 ships

>Some sunk but over 500 land

>Thousands of wild rapist storm the lands

>Babies killed. Children mauled

>Women raped and taken as rape slaves

>Men butchered. Old and young

>Dragons burn crops. Entire places starve and freeze or worse

>Anyone pro dany still rekt due to being invaded

>She takes KL because it's already weak

>Sits on throne. Smiles


>2/3rds of westeros raped killed or starving. Entire family lines ruined. Entire sciences and history erased


And Dany fans will still think she's good
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>>70327470
Shouldn't have bothered with anything east of the Bone Mountains desu
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>>70327519
>Street of Steel isn't in Flea Bottom
>now Davos and Gendry's talk makes no sense
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>>70327470
>>70327519
>>70327574
>>70327618
>>70327648
>>70327674
>>70327691
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>>70327752
>>70327815
I love fantasy world based maps
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>>70328006
If she defeats the white men that's everything that matters.
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>>70327986
>Skane?
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>>70328006

Her speech shows this. She wants to KILL anyone in westeros who doesn'tlike her. She wants to destroy castles and homes.
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>>70327982
>implying based Aeron isn't going to kill the maddest of them all
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>>70327794
>he didn't even want Elia's children killed.

Barristan on Robert

>"If I had seen him smile over the red ruins of Rhaegar's children, no army on this earth could have stopped me from killing him."

The word at least was that Bobby wanted it
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>>70328023
Are you talking about the time Davos saves Gendry in the show?

You really think D&Dabid would pay attention to that detail?
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>>70328006
You discovered the fire my friend. Its what most of us think since Khal Drogos speeches.
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>>70328084
>based Aeron

More like basted Aeron. Basted with Euron's foo-man-goo that is. Stuffed like a turkey.
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>>70328050
kek
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>>70327543
We are soulmates
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>>70327519
The show makes King's Landing look like there only the Sept, Flea Bottom and the Red Keep.
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Can we get some Human-Hamburger appreciation for the tastiest lord in the realm?

The one true Burger shall win.
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>>70327986
By the way, I'm still saving this, friend. Thanks for the dump. I borrowed the Lands of Ice and Fire from a co worker for like a week and it was interesting as fuck.
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>>70328050
Kek

And yeah an alien did design the Norwegian coastline, his name was Slartibartfast
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>>70327533
So what's stronger, a valyrian steel sword or valyrian steel armor? And what happens when you ram two valyrian steel armors together?
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>>70328084
>it's a humiliated and tortured Greyjoy gets his revenge on a psychotic killer episode
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>>70328171
They show the distance from the sept to the red keep, and it's pretty large.
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>>70328050
lyl
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>geographical edition
guess I'm not the only one skipping this thread and waiting for the next one.
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>>70328187
>And yeah an alien did design the Norwegian coastline

I mean I didn't make the image, but I'm ~99% certain zat's ze joke.
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A brave young fan named preston "alt shift x" martin took this picture at D&Ds hidden lair of the last episode.

Who is this mysterious new character?
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>>70328229
>what's stronger, a brick or a brick
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>Tfw we will never explore the jungles of sothoryos
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>>70328258
Awwww, can't shitpost with interesting maps?
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>>70328269
its jack black from house tenacious
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>>70327986
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>>70328269
Black Zach of the memelands
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https://youtu.be/K4m-MbFlQ7Y
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>>70327842
Arryn - Swiss
bolton - Welsh
targs - Byzantines
tully - Norwegians
the watch - Arizona border patrol
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>>70328237
Hmm, this post made me realize how unoriginal GRRM actually is, he literally copied Theon's plot arc for Aeron and called it a day
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Guys I feel bad for Preston
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>>70328006
Cislord spotted
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>>70328273
>what if you hit a brick with a brick dude weed lmao
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>>70328269
HOWLAND
REED

FUCKING CONFIRMED
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>>70327785
>muh Horn of Joramund
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>>70327842

Stark of the North = Romano-British / Scottish / Moscovy

Arryn of the Vale = Celtic Wales / Swiss

Tully of the Riverlands = Medieval English

Greyjoy of the Iron Islands = Viking Age Scandinavians

Lannister of the Westerlands = Renaissance Italy

Baratheon of the Stormlands = Tudor England

Tyrell of the Reach = Carolingian French

Nymeros-Martell of Dorne = Post-Reconquista Spain / Norman Sicily

Targaryen of the Crownlands = Byzantine Empire

Wildings = Roman Era Germanic tribes
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>>70328317
>they had to edit in cheering at the end of the speech
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>>70328269
Azor Jack
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>>70328342
>what if the bricks are bricks of hash xD
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So has anyone figured out who he is yet? Is he anyone at all or just a random guy?

Theories I have heard are:
- A lost member of the house of Castamere
- Big John Umber
- Howland Reed
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>>70328360
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>>70327937
>>70328050
The GoT maps is weird in that it's just cut off. What happens If you start travelling to the right of Carcosa? Do you just fall off the earth?
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>>70327563
Because she thought Sansa was the one Tyrion loved. That or she was threatened.
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>>70328324
Not exactly. My point was it'd be dumb if they both escaped and killed their captors. I doubt Aeron will escape, and I doubt his arc will end up as a carbon copy of Theon's.
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EVERY ONE OF US IS POOR, AND WEAK

BUT TOGETHER

WE CAN MEME MAGIC AN EMPIRE
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Has there ever been a worse character than Euron in the show? Or is this a new low

Anyway this season is hilarious trash but entertaining

The characters are one dimentional and simple, over the top
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>>70328424
>>70328424
the wastes connect to the lands of always winter. the white walkers come down both ways, but we just don't hear about it.
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>>70328419

Just a random dude who found religion. Not everyone in the goddamn show needs a secret lineage
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>>70328319
>bolton - welsh

cachu bant
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>>70328157
That dude looks intense.
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>>70328328
He was so tilted he started asking shit we already knew like the Robert Frost connection. Very sad for him.
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>>70327470
Good to know that Westeros looks exactly like the Eastern Kingdoms of Azeroth.
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>>70328319
>>70328383

and The Others?
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>>70328383
crannogmen = Slavs

I hate it but I see no other option
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>>70328419
>Big John Umber
Do you mean Greatjon? I'd imagine there has to be someone in kings landing who would recognize him.

I think he's exactly who he claims to be.
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>>70328424
>Do you just fall off the earth?
Yes idiot, what, you think the earth just keeps going? I bet you think planetos orbit's the sun as well
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>>70328424

you'll never make it past the yellow king
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>>70328423
This smug fuck better sit on the throne in the season finale
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>>70328502
>Do you mean Greatjon?
Yes, sorry that is a meme name I use for him personally.
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>>70328338

Lord is right you fucking tranny snowflake peasant
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>>70327815
>Yeen

why
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>>70328447

>Who are the Sand Sneks?
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After reading that Aeron chapter, D&D fucked up with Euron even more than we originally thought

This motherfucker is obviously going to have a huge impact in the books
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>>70328328
>>70328497
What happened? Did he talk with George at balticon?
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>>70328497
what happened? did he meet GRRM and GRRM knocked his ass out?
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why do you guys like mary sue and gary sue so much? (daenerys and jon)
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>>70328419
The only man with the courage to stand up to the Big Shoe lobby.
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>>70328547
I thought /got/ hated Dany?
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Has episode 7 leaked yet?
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>>70328504
No I believe that there are these giant rings orbiting the sun with inscriptions fortelling the events of the mad king and how Baratheon took control of the throne.
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>>70328521
Also, he's already been shown in the show
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>>70328426
>Because she thought Sansa was the one Tyrion loved. That or she was threatened.

Or Shae had been working for Tywin all along, which is why we find her in his bed after Tyrion's trial?

Just a reminder; the secret tunnel into/out of Chataya's bordello, was built by Tywin when he served as Hand of the King to Aerys II and it's possible that her daughter Alayaya, is Tywin's bastard daughter.
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>>70327574

Seeing this map makes me really sad about the treatment of Thenns in the show. It's so cool to think about this neat little wildling civilization, in a lost valley further north than any other, where they have their own laws and customs even though they essentially live inside a vacuum.

We could have seen proud, advanced Thenns who felt the same disdain for savage wildlings as the Night's Watchmen. Would have made for an interesting dichotomy in the ranks of the wildling army.

Instead we got hyper-edgy grimdark cannibals that look like they just walked off the set of a Marilyn Manson video.
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>>70328539
Yep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5pJkldtAh0
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>>70328457
GRRM has explicitly stated this is not the case, sorry, I used to be a big fan of this theory too.
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>>70328547

Dany sucks. Jon is tolerable. Stannis the Mannis has my burning heart.
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>>70328565

Yes

Edmure dies
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>>70328482
>shit we already knew like the Robert Frost connection

This. He should have skipped straight to the more specific and interesting Wall = Mending Wall question. GRRM might not have answered it but his reaction to the question might have been revealing. Always assuming Preston is competent at interpreting facial expressions, which, well, maybe never mind.
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>>70328532
sss bad poose
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>>70328463
>Just a random dude who is using religion to usurp
fixed
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>>70328545
Yes GRRM literally shoved him out of the way after he kept berating him with lame questions about Sci-Fi in ASOIAF.
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>>70328545
>>70328539

He started asking George loads of questions at Balticon about 1000 worlds and stories he wrote decades ago, hoping they were the basis for ASOIAF.

George basically dismissed him, and said Preston probably thought more about the story than he did.
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>>70327470


that's a retarded fucking map
fitting, since this show is a piece of shit and not any better than capeshit

hiroshima should dump your ass to other board like he did to mandrama out of /sp/
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>>70328545
Preston spelled out his power level in spaghetti and GRRM laughed in his face. Told him "I've heard what you've been saying. You know nothing of my work. How you ever got to do a youtube channel on anything is totally amazing."
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>>70328626
>hiroshima should dump your ass to other board
Where else would it go? Considering GoT is a TV show.
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>>70328604
>>70328621
>>70328635
All of these sound plausible
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>>70328592
I'm a bit amazed he's still alive now.
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>>70328626
Nobody gives a fuck what you say spergo
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>>70328635
lmao btfo

the fat man is hilarious in his attitude, he just doesn't give a heck
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>>70328665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5pJkldtAh0

He made a video on it bruh, he seems pretty sad.

He realises all his deep theories and plans are bullshit, and ASOIAF really is as simple as it seems
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Im pissed I did the spotify game of thrones thing, it said I was arya and accused me of listening to female punk.
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>>70328635
Fucking brutal. I would love to see a video of this. I absolutely hate Preston.
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>>70328697
Why is he so smug
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>>70328706
cannot wait until TWOW is out and people realise a lot of it as shitty as the show, and the origin of the WW is shit in the book as well
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>>70328706
>This salad dressing is much more interesting than you
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>>70328718
>not being Varys
Literally the only tasteful option.
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>>70328457
Nah, the real connection is that people have circumnavigated the Sunset Sea previously, which explains the similarities between the Drowned God/Rh'llor Manichaean religions (Drowned God = Great Other, Storm God = Rh'llor), Drowned God's prophecy through Patchface, Rh'llors prophecy through the fire, and their mutual taste for blood sacrifice. Just two different ways of worshipping the same power.
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>>70328718
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>>70328737
He is cucking a King and the most powerful families in Westeros. Why would he not be smug?
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>>70328755
>s-s-so George what do you think of Teke
>Is that a salad dressing, oh man I love salad dressing.
>George speaks to somebody else
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Quick you fucks.

Name an ending that would both satisfy /got/ AND the normal GOT normie
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>>70328706
that's depressing
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>>70328497
That dinner must have been pretty awkward.

>pay hundreds of dollars to hang out with an author
>shitty food on the menu
>author ignores questions about his work and complains about back pain

Preston went with Patreon money, but I kinda feel bad for the other guys.
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>>70328573
>Seeing this map makes me really sad about the treatment of Thenns in the show.

The entire tv show is an astounding litany of fuck ups, none of which needed to happen, as the story is conveniently laid out for them...
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>>70327470
So is Syrio going to come back and help Arya kill the Waif and Jackin' Jackson Hagar?
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>>70328777
Poor Preston
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>>70328737
I shouldn't have laughed at this picture. It was low hanging fruit.
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>>70327842
The Dothraki aren't in Westeros. The Norvoshi, over in Norvos in Essos are basically the Proto-Rus.
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>>70328801
Definitely not. Syrio is the fattest fag in Westeros. He got beat my that goofball Trant
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>>70328785
Littlefinger is Prime Minister of a constitutional monarchy, Jon is his King but has no real power
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>>70328777
>G-George can you p-please tell me about the Greeshka?
>Oh you're Italian? I love pizza! But no the Chicago kind, fuck that.
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>>70328595
hhhssss with me sisters
>my face when they actually said this
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>>70328785
Trick question, there is no ending that would satisfy /got/
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how will danys shitskins even fight against westerosi knights in armor

they;ll get rekt
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>quadrupled in size in what was at most a few months
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>>70328859
Euron learns the power of friendship and hugs all the white walkers with his valyrian armor and they die happy because they just wanted to be loved
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>>70328801
>>70328852
Jaqen IS Syrio
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>>70328706
what does preston look like
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>>70328906

Dragons grow faster when free. Slower when caged.
Stop nitpicking for hate.
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>>70328896
They won't, Dany will get mad just like her father, then get killed by Jorah before even stepping in Westeros. Young Griff will take her army
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>>70328909
No, Arya is Syrio
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>>70328945
No, Syrio is Tommen.
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>>70327470
>tfw you will never be a new Sea Snake and explore foreign lands
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Defend this, Gurmfags
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>>70328896
>how will danys shitskins even fight against westerosi knights in armor

Thats probably what the Westerosi thought right up until the Field of Fire
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>>70328953
No, Tommen is Stannis
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>>70328906
The dragon's growth really doesn't bug me, but that scene on Sunday looked terrible. Something about the set was really, really off.
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>>70328909
jaqen worships the god of death
syrio says not today to the god of death

clearly they are two different persons, and syrio specializes in beating the fuck out of faceless men.
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>>70328909
Syrio is lard ass fagman
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>>70328964
>he took a 2 year break after finishing ADWD and preferred writing a world of ice and fire with the autist fans

what a fat lazy fuck
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>>70328383
>Carolingian
>French
DELETE THIS
MEROVINGIANS AND CAROLINGIANS WERE DUTCH
WE WUZ FRANKS
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>>70328990
No, Stannis is dead
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>>70328964
The Ice Dragon 2: The Icein'ing when?
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>>70328998
>syrio specializes in dancing
fixd
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>>70328896
Has armor actually mattered in the fights depicted in the show more than once?

Anyway, I think the dragons will just burn the knights and the Dothraki will just mow down the infantry.
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>mfw gravedigger is most likely to appear next episode
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>>70328964
Writing is hard and GRRM doesn't have the time, he has to go to all these conventions to talk to his fans and disappoint them.
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What was the point of ironwood?
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>"The bleeding star stoaked the end,” he said to Aeron. “These are the last days, when the world shall be broken and remade, and a new god shall be born from the graves and charnel pits.”

ABSOLUTE
MADMAN
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Will he do the "Broken Man" speech justice?
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we /shimmerpop/ now
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>>70328906
And more he have to grow
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>>70329057
>mfw
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>>70329015
Yeah right, that's why everyone says Grootkarel not Charlemagne.
Oh wait.
Go eat some gouda in your windmill.
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>>70329086
All I hear about is this epic Broken Man speech, I'm actually getting hyped for it. What book does it occur in? Working my way through book 2 right now, first time reading the series.
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>>70329015
>Arnulfings
>"Dutch"
You mean Frisian? You're still wrong.
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>>70329132
4, its good shit
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>>70328626
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>>70329132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sjZHxEZnmE
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>>70327543
Y-you stole my photo
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>>70329073
>stoak
>to stop, to bring to an end
>stoke
>to stir up, supply with fuel

Fucking illiterate transcribers mang. Also:

>It was only a slit in the stone, no bare hands ripped across

Clearly "No more than a hand's width across" and I shouldn't need to correct this stuff, you fuckers have actually listened to it.
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>>70329090
Jesus Christ, Dany's dragons are huge. And how the fuck did Balerion die? Old age? Nothing could stop that beast.
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>>70329086
No. But people overrate the fuck out of that monologue. It's good, but it's not fucking Hamlet. Doing it properly in the show would require like ten full, uninterrupted minutes of screentime. That's not going to happen - fact.
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>>70329201
yeah all /melancholia/ seem to be getting the same %
last thread there were 3 guys with the game numbers
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>>70329248
That is because I think the percentage is the percantage in the playlist not for the people getting the playlist.
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>>70327918
But he has Targ blood so wasnt he technically kinslaying?
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>>70329244
Wiki says old age (~200)
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>>70329213
I actually fucking lol'd at 'no bare hands ripped across'. Who the fuck writes that down and thinks it makes sense?
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>>70327543
How do I do this? I can't find it on Spotify.
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>>70329246
I'm mostly just excited that they've got Ian McShane to do it and that's why I don't want it butchered
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>>70329330
Fucking hell, no wonder Aegon smashed Westeros. Makes me wonder how Dorne managed to defend itself.
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>>70327655
> you will never make her laugh and see her smile in real life.
jdimsa
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>mfw I'm not buying the last 2 books
Why bother? The show will cover the key moments and I'm disgusted by GRRM's fat lazy ass.
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All this expected happening next episode.

>Broken man speech
>Gravedigger
>Possible Nymeria spotting/mention

Please don't fuck it up HBO.
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>Basically, the idea is that AFFC stuffed Oldtown and the Iron Islands full of magical Chekov's Guns that will go off in TWOW: Euron's weirding ways, the Hightowers' secret spells, the Faceless Man I call Not Pate, the glass candles, the Death of Dragons, the Horn of Joramun, and the black oily stone that forms both the Seastone Chair and the base of the Hightower...a kind of stone WOIAF tells us comes from the Deep Ones, the Drowned God's half-human children. So basically the "eldritch apocalypse" is the chain reaction of all of these pots boiling over, so to speak, an insane Lovecraftian clusterfuck for the ages, all leading to Euron (the would-be new Night's King) blowing the Horn at the climax of TWOW, bringing down the Wall, and letting the Others in. In the end, Oldtown will be rendered Euron's ideal domain for the final book: a smoking demon-infested ruin, his very own Valyria.
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>>70329383
They were badass enough to kill Meraxes
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>>70329415
I'll pirate an ebook probably gona leak before TWOW is in stores too
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So i was thinking about that Jaqen = Syrio theory, and I think it's a lot more plausible than some give it credit for. I typed out a shitload of pure autism regarding it, I'm going to post it in the next thread.
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So in the preview for the next episode, Yara tells Theon that they'll avenge their fathers death.

Why would/should Theon give a fuck? He wasn't even his son in Baelon's eyes.
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>He saw his brother on the Iron Throne again, but Euron was no longer human. He seemed more squid than man, a monster fathered by a kraken of the deep, his face a mass of writhing tentacles.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_2ErmQIkp20
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>>70329433
>hightower secret spells

what?
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>>70328941
Drogon has never been caged.
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>>70329155
In which chapter? I red the books like 4/5 years ago and i dont remember a shit.
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>>70329433
>deep ones

fish zombies from Dagon confirmed in Westeros?

hail Hydra Hail Dagon
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>>70329501
Hightowers gone full recluse locking themselves way and researching sorcery
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>>70329493
Because it's still his father.
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