ITT: Movies so bad that made you mad
>>70324174
It had good visual porn, though.
How does she keep getting work? She's a shitty actress and not even that hot. There are plenty of better women out there.
>>70324174
this movie is great if you view it as a comedy
>>70324174
>Expecting anything good from a Scarjo movie
tsk tsk OP. You can't go into her movies with expectations like that. You're gonna have a bad time.
>>70324174
I actually loved everything about this movie aside from the dumb "10% of your brain" meme. They could have just made some super sci-fi style drug and had a countdown going on for it to fully kick in and it would have been solid.
>>70324174
>>70324253
Established fandom. Recognizable name, like a brand.
She got it from her younger days she was a legit semen demon.
Plus she has been chosen by G-d.
>>70324174
OP only uses 10% of his brain
>>70324379
tru. Watched it in hospital. It's not deep matter but it's alright if you don't take it too serious
>>70324174
i was shaking with anger as soon i heard the "we use 10% of our brain" meme
The only time I wanted to walk out of a movie. Only reason I didn't is because I got a ride with friends so would have had to wait for the movie to finish anyway to get home.
I hated everything about this movie.
The hate for Lucy astounds me. What the fuck did you expect? It delivers exactly what it advertises.
>>70324454
>Recognizable name, like a brand.
You got it already, she's a brand more than a person now.
>>70324174
terminator 3, transformers 3, iron man 3, amazing spiderman 2, 2012
that fucking """twist"""
>>70324876
Its ok anon. First contact with greatness can be scary, especially when all you are used to are Disney's Marvel Studios' assembly line trash - aka the fast food of the film industry.
>>70324940
>here guys it's a carousel
Fucking Hollywood garbage. Bunch of overhyped "actors" with a shit script
>>70324876
The soundtrack made you mad?
I thought it was pretty good :^)
>>70324454
she was never a semen demon, always looked like she should be cleaning toilets in a school
>>70325091
I got dragged into seeing it with my normie friends, one of the worst/cliched movies I've ever seen. Complete shit.
It was okay until the aliens showed up . I was so pissed off that I got up and walked out of the theater
All jokes aside
Probably Civil War...mostly because a lot of it was almost good but then a total mess
The ending legitimately annoyed me. It's probably the worst marvel film since iron man 3
>inb4 Thor
They are bland but not overtly offensive
thinking about watching it again just to confirm...
but really pissed me off to have a new Oliver Stone film with some talented actors and this was it
If these are the worst movies you've ever seen, you people need to watch more movies.
>>70324881
This
>>70325396
Welcome to /tv/. People here have seen about 100 movies in their life, coupled with spewing extreme hyperbole.
>>70325266
ayy lmao
>>70325396
>that made you mad
Do you get mad over every bad movie like some try hard youtube celeb?
>>70325396
>worst
There are plenty of bad movies but it takes a special kind to actually make you mad
>>70325396
Obviously you're not gonna get Birdemic or Jack & Jill posted here.
For something to make you mad that it was bad it has to have had some expectations
>nothing happens for 99 percent of the movie
>nothing new at the end of the movie
dumb as fuck.
>>70325467
>>70325524
Well, I guess in that case the latest Terminator movie pissed me off.
Still the only movie I've ever walked out of. I'm impressed Rudd and Carrell's careers didn't fizzle after this shitshow.
>>70324174
I liked it, its not serious at all, but I enjoyed it.
Fith motherfucking Wave. Fucking hell, I went through a fuckhuge line with my friends for this abortion
>>70324940
that one
>>70325834
>Fith motherfucking Wave. Fucking hell, I went through a fuckhuge line with my friends for this abortion
You couldn't bail?
>>70324253
t.tasteless faggot
>>70324940
>CGI magic tricks
What is the fucking POINT?
>>70324876
fuck yourself with a bladed dildo
>>70325885
They paid my tickets and all, I couldn't say no. At least got some shots of dem thighs
>>70325885
you don't bail on friends just because the images in front of your eyes aren't quite up to par, you treasonous wretch
>>70324876
>>70324253
Lol fuck off faggot.
>>70325994
No, he's right.
She's old now and her tits are all saggy and ass is full of cellulite.
She's no good anymore,
>>70325076
i didn't enjoy it on first watch but it grew on me. now one of my top mcu films.
>>70325629
It's a young adult dystopian film, what did you expect?
>>70325962
>you don't bail on friends just because the images in front of your eyes aren't quite up to par, you treasonous wretch
Yeah you do.
>>70325959
>They paid my tickets and all, I couldn't say no.
Who the fuck told them to do that? People just buy tickets and assume your ass will show up?
>>70324940
Holy fuck this was such utter and complete trash. No effort to explain the majority of the magic tricks they do, making it completely fucking pointless as it's supposed to be based in reality, so it's just CGI bullshit that allows these sleight of hand artists become literal gods within the movie
And there's a FUCKING SEQUEL WITH THE CGI MAGIC UPPED TO ELEVEN
WHY?
This movie made me actually mad and the trailer for it's sequel even more so. Like, jesus christ what a stupid idea.
>>70326026
kill youself
>>70325076
>ant-man
i don't get it, it was a great cape flick
>>70324174
Perks of being a faggot
>>70324253
She'll go full ugly old jew hag soon. They all do.
>>70324253
She was pretty cute back in the day
>>70326074
She's not going to fuck you, mang. Stop defending the honor of a woman who thinks you're scum.
>>70325773
This bored me more than pissed me off. I like both these guys but the movie had such an odd tone
>Die Hard 1 through 4 are longer action flicks, usually 2.5 hours with a developed story and good villains for the most part
>Along comes this, turns into a 90 minute shit show
>No villain worth caring about, totally wasted opportunity on the son by casting this horrible fucking meathead.
>son is a CIA operative and his parents had no idea what he did for a living? Give me a fucking break.
>>70326188
holy shit, that was chris evans in the perfect score?
never realized that
scarjo was hottest in this movie btw
>>70324660
>>70324660
Grow up, you beta cuck. This was a good movie.
I actually liked the first one, but this was just too much
>>70324174
BvS, I was so pissed my buddy had no choice but to go "it wasn't thaaaat bad..."
>>70326225
>odd tone
That's the thing that was so bizarre about it.
I just couldn't figure out what I was supposed to get from the final dinner. It was like watching aliens pretend to be humans at a dinner
>>70324578
Sand man was great though. It actually made the movie worse since every time it would build your hopes up that this might be a great movie, only to bring them crashing down everytime it was a not-sandman scene. It toyed with my hopes and it can never be forgiven for that.
>>70324911
I liked transformers 3 more than 2.
>>70326931
imagine SM3 focusing solely on sandman and tying up unanswered questions from the first 2
fuck that would have been so good
>>70326393
I think I blocked this from memory after seeing it.
Who was the villain? I don't remember any banter between Mclane and an antagonist
>>70324174
i've endured a fair amount of hollywood bullshit, but a man patience has some limits
>>70327218
You fell for the /tv/ knows what movies are good meme didn't you?
>>70327321
the movie is just terrible, without even having in account the usual marvel/disney overrating-hyping-shilling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbY8yzy3cQ0
The trailer is the entire movie in a nutshell.... no, seriously, it is the ENTIRE movie in a 4 minute video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOgsi22F3js
>>70324379
Good thing almost everything in this movie besides the 10% of your brain thing was lifted from Akira.
>>70327717
>unironically posting one of theses vids
Jesus Christ
>>70324660
Fucking why, that movie is great.
This movie made me dislike every actor participating less in varying degrees.
>>70327789
That movie looks totally fucking awesome. I'm not even joking
>>70328061
try to sit through the entire musical, along with the awful acting and script.
>>70325051
https://mitpress.mit.edu/books/living-denial
>>70324390
how could you fuck something with this great of source material up?
>>70328135
But it's schlock and it doesn't pretend to be anything great, that's why it looks awesome
>>70327218
What brain-dead retard created that?
>>70327789
This looks hilarious. Is it really so bad it made you mad?
>>70328193
Pretty easy actually.
>Condensing a 50 hour animated series into 2 hour live action movie
Even if they did a new story with the characters that achieved to capture everything about the series it's still a fucking live action movie that should be animated
>>70326650
I didn't like the first one, but it didn't offend me like the second one. Much like Kevin James, the movie just kind of took up space.
>>70326188
Based Chris. He knows she's been a slut all her life.
>>70328270
I had no idea what I was getting into when I got it for free... The other film I bought (which made this the token film I could get for free) was "Alone in the Dark"... I also had no idea what I was getting into when buying that abomination... could of gotten a documentary about war instead of basket case 3, too... which would probably would have been a better choice by far.
>>70324881
It made me mad because they kept mentioning the old movies, expecting that everyone has watched or remember them
>>70324174
holy shit, this movie pissed me off too
>>70324940
I havent seen it whats the twist
>>70329949
i wanna know too
>>70324279
>Scarjo
fuck off
>>70324876
i hate that superman, basically it´s a cologne advertisement that flies
>>70326188
She looks exactly the same
>>70324881
This is honestly one of the worst movies I've ever seen, and it seen a lot of extremely bad movies (monsters in the woods still takes the cake though)
>>70330027
can't piss on the Besson
>>70325266
I thought it was a decent if not mediocre thriller, predictable but interesting, and when the aliens showed up, I was audibly yelling "what the fuck is going on" in the theatre. But after it ended, idk I just got it, it was so ridiculous, so unexpected, it made the movie for me. Funniest thing I've seen all year
>>70329949
>>70329981
Bruce Banner plays the main cop who's trying to catch Lex Luthor, Marty and the other two who are doing magic to try and get into some secret magician society.
In the end Banner is the leader of the magic society and leads them onto a carousal in the park which teleports them to the magic land. Then he teleports behind the BLACKED jew girl from Inglorious Basterds and says he loves her and they toss a lock into a river and the movie ends
>>70324174
D R O P P E D
am i the only one who thought the ending was like Akira
>>70330597
>Swedish
>has a black bf
/pol/ is always right
>>70324911
For me, Transformers 2 was one of the few movies I saw in theaters that I was absolutely angry about while watching the entire time. I remember being genuinely mad that I sat through that entire shitty movie.
Another bad one was Fast Five.
>>70326801
I suppose it was a "comedy"...but its not like the jokes were bad
there weren't any jokes in it.
At least when a joke is bad you understand that it was SUPPOSED to be a joke.
This was just odd all the way through.
Fuck this piece of shit
>>70332180
The suit was atrocious.
>>70330027
>budget 40 million
>gross 130 million
massive flop how sad. It had to make AT LEAST 800 million on the first weekend of its release domestically to just break even.
Luc Besson is done
>>70324174
I legitimately love this movie not only because I enjoyed it, but because it's such an autism magnet.
THIS MOVIE WHERE A WOMAN ACHIEVES THE SINGULARITY DOES NOT USE REALISTIC SCIENCE GUYS 0/10
>>70329806
The fucking soundtrack ruined it. Otherwise it was actually pretty accurate to the book.
>>70326059
You're scum.
The Nightmare Before Elm Street Reboot
Five Across The Eyes, a film so badly made I was baffled as to how it was ever picked up and released
Die Hard 5 made me fall asleep in the theater
I was pretty intensely disturbed by A Serbian Film but it didn't make me mad until I read the filmmakers had tried to claim that their nasty, seedy little exploitation flick was some kind of artistic anaolgy
>>70324174
I wanted throw my popcorn at meme Damon
>>70325773
This was actually really good
>>70332857
gross was 460 million worldwide
its am amazing accomplishment for how terrible it is
>>70333467
no it wasn't. are you legit retard?
>>70324940
>>70327991
Why the fuck they didn't called the sequel "Now you don't"
>>70324881
It's a "fine" film. A generic action film in SW paint. But it's definitely disappointing as a continuation of the Original Trilogy.
I was more or less okay until the plot switched from finding Luke to stopping another Death Star.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84FsabXJgWo
Just skip to 2:19.
FUCK this disgusting movie.
It's whenever that kid starts talking about love and they play that godawful theme song like "oh yeah kids are so inspirational when it comes to love. Isn't it so cute and sweet how the KID is teaching the ADULT about love? Isn't it just so gosh darn cute?"
>>70333416
Fuck you, it may not have been as great as the book but it was a damn good movie.
>>70324174
this movie was so bad.
>>70324660
this was good up until that fucking 30 minute long sequence of dancing and celebrating
>>70334544
shit i just remembered, i meant to bring this up next time i saw someone talk about lucy. so you guys always talk about mary sue's in movies, or recently at least.
well i watched 'lucy' the other week, and is she not the exact definition of a mary sue? i mean besides the first what 10 minutes of the movie she is literally invincible. neo in the 2nd and 3rd matrix movies seems like an extremely vulnerable character by comparison. (btw i'm well aware neo really wasn't a marie sue in the first matrix in case anyone was planning on sperging out on me, they just wrote themselves into a corner imo for the sequels)
>>70326393
Fucking this. I've seen worse movies from a technical perspective, but no movie has made me angrier than this piece of shit. If they hadn't put the Die Hard name or name its' main character John McClane, I'd be fine with it, but jesusSoundtrack was great, though
>>70334711
She's a fucked up inhuman thing who loses more of her humanity with every passing minute of the movie
Stick to phrases you actually know the meaning of.
>>70327717
>cinemasins
>>>/v/
>>>/b/
>>70335144
I can't tell if i'm being baited here. what about what you just said makes it so she can't be a mary sue exactly. I'm not claiming to be an expert on the term, as in my first post, but i think you might be a bigger idiot then i am.
as far as i'm aware having powers doesn't exempt you from mary sue status
>>70325773
Its a remake of a french movie
