https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3WmQCNYAV4
WELCOME 2 EARF!
honestly looks great, can't believe Will Smith is too much of a chimp to not come back.
>it's touched down over the Atlantic
>which part?
>all of it!
>>70320848
he's so far up his own ass it's absurd
>>70320848
I love how they killed him off as a big fuck you
The speech from that black military man is pretty weak. Hope he isn't one of the protags.
>>70320867
I don't think they realize that if ANYTHING fell into the majority of the Atlantic ocean, they wouldn't need an invasion to wipe out all life on earth. The giant ass displacement of water will do it for them.
>>70320848
Now to be fair, the movie is basically a cheap cash grab for nostalgia.
>>70320913
You mean the 1.5 seconds of it that you saw?
I thought those things were just the bio suit things the actual aliens wear?Made from another species being scooped out and worn as armor
>aliens come to Earf
>they're not welcomed
Dropped
>>70320932
if a species can cross interstellar spaces easily, it's easy to kill pretty much anything.
all you'd need to do is get a ship up to speed and crash it into a planet
>>70320939
And it will work !!
Can't wait for it.
I am honestly shocked Heebie Kikeburger is still alive.
>>70320939
So, every big budget movie
>voucher for free movie ticket expires the week before this comes out
>>70320932
Please.
Only europe and americlap would die
>>70320982
They don't want the planet destroyed, just the human race to be wiped out so they can use the resources from the planet instead.
>Welcome to Urf!
>Which part?!
>All of it!
>>70320867
Every line in this script is straight pepe material
>>70320792
Looks like the same shit as the transformers movies tbqh
>technology advanced aliens invade Earf again instead of just nuking it with advanced alien bombs
>>70320792
> We gotta remind them... Earth Is not for the taking.
Why use terrible acting in an ad?
>>70320932
this movie is not about science and reality man. In reality aliens would not need Earth, they could find a lot better worlds in masses. This Earth is infected with so many lifeforms its disgusting. from ants, bacteria, flies, mosqitoes, fungae, viruses. It all can be deadly for aliens without suits
And funny how in many movies aliens walk around Earth naked without suits or armour. just dumb shit those movies, why we even watch this crap.
>>70321046
I don't think you have an understanding of the sheer amount of water and the speed and size of the tidal waves will be once something the size of a continent falls into an ocean.
>>70320792
>"SHE has arrived....."
I see the beta Jews in Hollywood are casting "stronk womyn" in alien roles as well now....
>>70321078
But the aliens do have suits of armor... and planets with the right conditions to support life are rare.
>>70320939
Honestly nothing wrong with it, as long as it's the same type of ''shut your brain off and get comfy'' movie that the first one was
>>70320792
>able to travel faster than light speed
>can't destroy earth from outside the earths atmosphere before we can react
Shiggy
Will will be back after this makes 1 billion dollars
That kid cannot act
Damn that queen is big
>>70321127
must be jewish propaganda not the fact that these insect like aliens are clearly based on ants
>>70321160
FOR URF
>>70320792
>studio has no faith in this movie
>literally showing the whole movie so they can entice people
you know its true.
>She has arrived
FUCK YEAH GIRL POWER
>>70320792
New black guy seems like a bad replacement for Will Smith. Where is the charisma?
>Aliens want to destroy Earf
>Land and attack it
>Don't just drop big ass rocks from space into the oceans creating tsunamis that will destroy 80% of the population
Dropped.
If Will Smith turned down a role in this, he is a fool.
>>70320848
After after earth he probably won't do scifi again
Can't blame him, this looks like another transformers movie
>>70321175
meant for
>>70321119
>>70321124
>planets with the right conditions to support life are rare.
They are not. If you have spaceships you can find them everywhere.
And Earth is already fucked with our biolife so aliens can't live here without sterilizing the planet.
![80903-Funny-Will-Smith[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rQsn0Fb.jpg "80903-Funny-Will-Smith[1].jpg")
>she had arrived to Urf
>which part?
>all of it!
>>70321130
>able to travel faster than light speed
>has incredibly superior aircrafts and weapons
>ends up landing on earth and fist fighting the humans
>>70321026
Buy your ticket in advance
>>70321048
Little did they know in the 20 years they've been gone we used it all up.
I can't help but think there's going to be some retarded twist in this.
>>70321266
Rare enough that we haven't found any even remotely close to us. Who is to say the ones that DO have life aren't more advanced and more troublesome to deal with than ours? Planets that can support life will inevitably... HAVE LIFE ON THEM so they have to deal with the bioconditions of all planets they try to colonize anyway. You think interstellar species don't have the technology to terraform?
>>70321266
>biolife
>>70321258
he asked for $30 mil to come back, they told him to fuck off
Fuck you guys I liked After Urf
>>70321322We are the aliens and Earth was originally the Aliens planet.
>>70320792
I kek'd at how bad it looks.
>>70321343
>In the very beginning, I wanted to work with him and he was excited to be in it but then after a while he was tired of sequels, and he did another science fiction film, which was his father-son story, so he opted out."
>>70321127
>shut your brain off
Only retards can do this. Are you saying you are a retard, anon?
>big queen alien
really?
>>70321478
Yes
>I'm going to science the shit out of the Atlantic
>which part?
>all of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faFuaYA-daw
>>70321418
>Tired of sequels
>Did MIB 3
>Is probably going to be in more than one DC movie
Give me a fucking break.
>>70321322
>alien mind controls the president
>"Now I am Earf."
>launches Earf's own nukes down volcanos to kill all life, an inverse of what Randy Quaid did in the first
>Its an aliens with incredibly advanced technology and weaponry somehow lose to humanity, not just once, but for a second time, movie
>>70320792
Looks pretty bad m8
>>70320792
The only bad part of this trailer was the former president man being tentacle raped while talking ominously through the glass.
This reeks of Abrams/Disney/TFA/Jurassic World-style directing where you just remake a "classic" scene for the "nostalgia".
> It's a race of xenomorphic aliens
> They have a hierarchy/caste system with a queen on top
When will this meme end?
>>70321575
on top of 2 more Bad Boys movies
>>70321335
> we haven't found
> we
WE is the key word. Today. But we already found enough planets that hypothetically can sustain life. And after the launch of TESS we will definatelly find those
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpViVEO-ymc
>>70321612
This time the battles are going to be more even according to the director, as humans have spent 20 years reverse engineering their own tech.
>>70321378
Or,"HELLO BOYS, I'M BAAAACK!"
And he steps out of the UFO.
>>70321483
tropes and memes. No imagination.
>City destroying ships capable of interstellar travel
>Leader walking around on foot personally
HEEBIE KIKEBURGER
>>70321705
>hypothetically
Meaning we still haven't found a planet even CLOSE to the perfect conditions we have. We literally have a miracle of a planet compared to the vast majority of floating rocks and gas shits out there that are worthless for life. If any planet can rival ours for the ability to sustain life, then it will have already born life on it, probably just advanced or even more so than ours.
>>70321663
I dunno, humans projecting that kind of stuff onto a civilization it's never met before as a means of trying to understand it seems reasonable to me
Since they uploaded the virus with Windows 95, what if the Aliens came back just to kill Bill Gates?
>aliens capable of light speed travel
>do not use a relativistic kinetic weapon
>>70320792
wait, wasn't that an alien ''exo-suit'' and the real aliens were actually midgets?
>>70321835
>imblying this isn't all a simulation
>>70321886
yeah but the director dumped that cos we need 20 story building size ayylmaos
>>70321886
Yeah, that's why it has a seam down the middle of it's face.
>>70321886
I doubt that thing is actually the Queen, just your typical trailer fake out shit.
>>70320792
lol is that not a minion?
#QUEEN #SLAY
You'd think that aliens with this kind of technology would just like throw the moon at earth and kill everyone
or have a death star laser that obliterates the planet
>>70321258
Yeah he'll probably jump at the chance to make a sequel though
After after after earth
>>70321835
what is so "miraculous"? Its all postfactum thinking. If we wouldn't have the Moon and still would develop intelligence we would still think it is miraculous. This is empty word - miraculous. We don't need to compare Earth to frozen rocks and gas shit, only to rocky planes in the particular habitable zone that can extend from star differently depending on its luminosity. There are even planets that more habitable than Earth, like million times. We just can't find them with our shitty instruments yet.
>>70321319
Underrated
>>70321824
He fell OUT OF HIS SUIT
>>70321835
>we haven't found a planet even close to the conditions we have
We've only just started finding planets in the last twenty years. Most of those we have found are close to their sun and huge, simply because those are easier to detect. Of the hundreds of planets we have ID'd and characterized, you can calculate the number of planets likely to be similar to the earth, ballpark, and doing that you end up with astronomically huge numbers. Calling our particular planet a miracle is a little absurd. Furthermore, there's only been intelligent life on Earth a few thousand years. It was hear for four and a half billion years, perfectly happy without intelligent life.
>>70322029
But the point is they want our planet to use for themselves. Both of those would destroy the biosphere.
>>70322029
Aliens are fucking dumb, sure they can travel space like it ain't shit but they're still dumb motherfuckers.
I guarantee their reasoning is like this.
>"Gee, Zargon why don't we go back and try to kill that shitty species that wiped us out last time with malware?"
>"That's a fucking great idea, let's get our biggest ship that's about the size of their moon and park it in their atmosphere and start a ground invasion. That'll fucking show 'em."
>"Yeah, surely they're not going to turn our own technology against us."
I want a movie from the aliens point of view, it would be hilarious.
>>70322075
lel
>>70322248
Avatar.
The acting by that nignog is atrocious, holy shit.
>>70322303
Aliens are dumbest fucking antagonists ever.
They are literal retards.
So is the Queen supposed to be some sort of Kaiju where she magically stops bullets and tank shells from hurting her?
Because if this world were based on physics, then the oppositions leader getting out and walking around, when airplanes and lasers and high explosives are a thing, is kinda retarded.
>>70321793
That was kind of the point of the original, it was an intentionally-schlocky homage to 1950s and 1960s B-movies, only it was done with a big budget.
Emmerich is right up there with Verhoeven once you realize how cynical and tongue-in-cheek his films actually are.
>>70322248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMdC45S79uQ
>>70322213
Astronomically huge when not compared to anything, but once you compare it to the sheer amount of space and planets there are in the universe, then life sustaining planets like ours ARE rare as fuck. There maybe billions of life sustaining planets in the universe but then there are billions of galaxies in the universe as well with billions of planets of their own.
>>70320792
what are you lookin at, pussy face?
>>70322435
>Because if this world were based on physics
It's Independence Day man, if ever there were a "dude just turn your brain off lmao" film it's this one. Just eat your popcorn and enjoy the dumb action.
>>70322468
So what you're saying is that Earth isn't a miracle, it's just really far away to the next one over. Thanks, Eisenstein.
i want to see a movie where aliens fuck humans all the way to genocide. Aliens can be samrter and more cunning than jews, but in those movies they are shown as orks. Seriously if they are so dumb they would never develop space travel. They could just send spies disguised as humans and replace our generals, infiltrate our Internet, create xenomorphs and let them loose in our forests and planes, create bio-weapon that would reanimate the dead and god know what else. They could pretend to be God and simulate the return of Jesus even
>>70322545
>just turn your brain off...
Also your sense of taste in movies.
>>70321882
RKVs are a little high-concept for your average mongoloid flick attendee.
also, they clearly are a warrior race and that is dishonorable...
>mfw they beat the alien queen in a dance contest
>>70322619
I want a remake of Aliens except instead of humans, it's Greys. And instead of a xenomorph, it's a family of humans they abducted.
>>70322704
so jeff goldblum vs alien
1v1
>dance off: her and him
"it's just a movie bro, turn yer brein off hehe
at least its fun"
>>70321258
To be fair, Transformers was another ID4. It's a circle.
>>70322704
Hey that dance contest was hip and cool and flash and now
>>70320951
The alien quen is inside, it's just a massive bio-armor.
>>70322468
We're not comparing that number to the vastness of space because that's not relevant. It's a huge number in relation to how many those aliens need to find and are capable of finding.
>>70322790
Why don't they give all the troops that bioarmor?
looks like shit desu
don't know how people are excited for this movie
>>70322790
>bio-armor
Sounds sexy as fuck. I want Godzilla bio-armor suit so that i could enter the suit and then feel everything that Godzila does and control it. Crush the cities as the giant living weapon of mass destruction!
And if something goes wrong i could teleport from inside Godzill to my spaceship in orbit.
>>70322885
Guess it's only reserved for their queen. Like Air Force One for Obongo.
>>70321824
MY DAVID
>>70320867
The gravitational forces alone would destroy the earth.
>>70322889
motes of Macross in there.
>>70323072
Gravity is one of NASA's lies. They wouldn't be figthing the aliens if they had already destroyed the earth.
>an object that large smacking into the Atlantic Ocean
What would that even do to the planet? Massive Tsunamis? Environmental devastation? Extreme tidal disruptions?
It will be retarded, but fun, enough nitpicking already.
The only thing I don't like are the Earth fighter designs.
>>70322699
ehhh... kinetic stuff can be low brow.
https://youtu.be/jOKf5r_JMAo
if you're capable of orbital bombardment, you might as well do that.
I think maybe the alien queen just likes smashing cars.
>>70322790
nah mate they're basically ants so the queen is legit huge
>>70320867
kek, that was also my immediate reaction
>>70322619
>i want to see a movie where aliens fuck humans all the way to genocide.
skyline
I would absolutely love for us to lose this time or lose in the third one, if it actually happens.
End the series with humanity dead and the planet a huge graveyard.
It would elevate Emmerich to Godhood. All those sad faces exiting the cinemas...
>>70323362
That movie is shit.
And there's no apparent genocide.
Patriotic murrifat movie for the masses
Dropped.
>>70323362
Isn't that the movie where there's an ending where the protagonist is being eaten by the spaceship factory monsters, and he breaks free, but now he has super powers and it's implied he's going to single handedly stop the alien invasion? Like the whole movie is just a really bad intro for a really bad fps video game?
>>70323249
thanks doc
>>70323029
>And he uses it to fly Hawaii to play golf for three weeks, all the time spewing all those gasses into atmosphere! You wanna talk about climate change! Look at my plane back here! Beautiful plane!
>>70320848
What does being like a chimpanzee have to do with him not wanting to be in this movie?
>>70320792
someone needs to tell this bitch she doesn't get to bring friends
>>70323219
man fuck the high sparrow.
>Alien Queen
real original.
>>70321335
>Rare enough that we haven't found any even remotely close to us
That's because "we" are about as technologically advanced to explore the galaxy as stone age people were to explore the solar system.
We're retards, as evidenced by people like you that can't think beyond current technology and knowledge.
>>70322248
Battlefield: Earth.
>>70321483
>>big queen alien
>really?
The Jews know you'll pay for it anyway...
>alien queen and not alien king
The sjws did it again
Wait a sec, Geoff Goldblum's still alive?
>>70325163
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>>70321048
>They don't want the planet destroyed, just the human race to be wiped out
Which one specifically?
>>70322619
Deadpool for real
>>70323813
this, also
>all this shilling
you guys get it easy these days
a big part of the charm the original still has is that it uses very few CG models. the only things i can really remember are some shots of the motherships and fighters and the army aboard the mothership. the majority of it is digitally composited miniatures, and obviously the area 51 alien is all in camera. this CGI clusterfuck is a billion times less interesting.
>>70321886
jr right hes fuck ugly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlawibQ_QKI
>>70321886
>these lanky, fragile fagbags with weird as fuck arms/hands are supposed to have built massive starships
I'd kick that faggot ayylmao right down to its atoms.
>>70321335
>Rare enough that we haven't found any even remotely close to us.
You seem to be unaware of how tiny of a fraction of planets there are relatively close to us, and you also seem to believe that there can't be life in a solar system whose habitable zone isn't 99% similar to ours. Life doesn't even need to be cellular
>>70323813
Wasn't the original laden with a pretty fucking heavy transnational message?
>>70320792
This is gonna be a great flick based off nostalgia and HFY
>>70322447
>Emmerich is right up there with Verhoeven
fucking kill urself
>>70320819
Fun fact about that line. In the movie he actually articulates it clearly and correctly. The joke about him mispronouncing it as "earf" has been passed around erroneously for the past 20 years however and most people don't know it's completely made up. It's very similar to how in Empire Vader never says the line "Luke, I am your father."
...yeah, it's not really funny or anything, but it's true.
>>70325021
>matriarchy beaten by united human
>woman president gets killed by aliens
Secretly redpilled desu
>>70321612
What if the humans lose in this kino?
>>70321193
nice
>>70329187
>Welcome to Earf!
>Luke, I am your father!
>Gitcher stinkin' paws off me you damn dirty apes!
>Play it again, Sam.
Once we survived the first invasion we would have been super prepared for another invasion especially from the same aliens.
>>70320982
What if it's a really tiny ship
>>70321663
When people stop considering insects alien/gross
SO never
