Anyone else fall asleep in this movie?
It's just talking about contracts and wanking to capitalism and greed for 2 hours.
At least Twilight was funny.
One of the best films I saw last year. I do crossfit regularly now so I can be just like Christian.
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>>70318595
but Dakota was cute in it
Solid 9/10 cinéma
Too bad Disney payed off the critics
>>70318595
it really was surprisingly boring. I was shocked at how little actually happens.
Too bad this movie could not capture the beautiful prose of the source material. It needed more monologues and more inner goddess moments.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zD8X2q0LQE
>>70318595
Really? I watched it with my wife around when it came out on Valentine's Day and thought it was pretty good.
>>70319172
this whole set looks like a bad CGI rendering
>>70319172
such dramatic lighting, does it take place in MCU?
>>70318595
The thing is it kind of has potential to explore greys domination fetish psychology.
Apparently this happens in the sequel? Like all his girltoys have the exact same physical and personality profile, and something about his mom.
But that doesnt happen in this movie
>>70319501
Was your wife's son there too?
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>>70319592
This is one ugly room. It deserves more leather.
>>70319632
She wasn't married before she met me lol so she doesn't have any son I'm aware of.
>>70319856
lurk more
are people still saying that: "lurk more"?
I´m old. Bye.
Kino desu
post some more scenes please.
you know the ones.
Boring, shitty film.
>>70318595
>How to Be Terrible In Both Dom and Sub Roles: The Motion Picture
>>70319501
kek, I saw this with my wife on V-day also. It didn't bore me, but it was strictly ladyporn. I would have never seen it otherwise.
is it even funny bad.
i saw the trailer in a theater a long time ago and everyone laughed when the dubstep kicked in when he opened his bdsm closet with the whips and shit
