Plebs: the thread
>>70313137
Skyfall and Quantam of solace
None
STALKER
>>70313137
This
>>70313137
The Last Star Trek film before the reboot. To be fair, I was really tired when I went to go see it, but I couldn't figure out why.
>>70313178
>Skyfall and Quantam of solace
wrong thread
>>70313137
>>70313188
Sickening.
Macbeth. My god, they need some modernized american subtitles for that shit bad.
>>70313137
>That cast
>>70313137
Eragon, I tried to watch it twice, and twice I fell asleep, not joking.
the omen
Ive litterally had that movie sitting on my hard disk since it came out. Everytime I try to watch it I end up wandering off and doing other shit.
>>70313438
this. for some reason i watched it a second time after i quit at the 30 minute mark. it still didn't get better
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_neorealism#Main_works
>>70313137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SSIp2J3YHM
>that song
>that everything
>>70313137
Guardians of the Galaxy
>Human Resources
>300
>Rise of the Planet of the Apes
The entire Hobbit series of films.
I really wanted to watch it
I am patient
Watched it in theatre. Only movie I ever feel asleep watching.
Wolverine's Wacky Japan Adventureand every LotR movie I've ever tried to watch
I dare any of you to watch Alexander Sokurov and not fall asleep.
>>70313627
Were they gay?
Get Smart. Literally fell asleep in the theater.
2OO1: A Space Odyssey
>>70313137
i find virtually every le carre adaptation to be ridiculously boring. the night manager wasn't bad though.
>>70313927
Absolutely this. It's an artf ilm where there are astronauts in space for more than an hour and barely speaking
Lincoln.
That latest Die Hard movie.
>>70313894
extremely
>>70313894
just best bros, and one of them was a traitor
this fucking surprised me
like what the fuck, you got well known actors
this movie had good rhythm, it was even funny
I have tried 2 times to watch it, I just cant
I can watch the godfather like nothing, from beginning to end always finding new interesting things to look at, same with space odyssey
I am fucking patient
I watched the entire 3 and a half fucking hours of seven samurai in one sit
how can you make a movie son fucking boring to watch holy shit
>>70313137
This is my go-to comfy movie.
>>70314444
my nigga
Captain America: The First Avenger
>>70313653
>300
Not a great movie per se, but it has the same kind of epicness and heroism that Gladiator had. How can you fall asleep with that?
>Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Certainly not kino, but definitely entertaining and worth watching desu.
Watched this around 15 years ago, thought it was shit
Watched it again when Robin Williams died, still thought it was shit
If there's one thing in the universe I will never understand it is how people enjoyed this boring piece of shit movie
>>70313137
Lars con trier movies and sjWheedon avengers movies
>>70314444
nice
Bone tomahawk
Pulp Fiction
I saw Interstellar at a very late showing and fell asleep shortly after they found Matt Damon. Waking up to him having betrayed everyone, blown up the ship and left Cooper for dead was hilarious
>mfw I actually fell asleep during Mad Max Fury Road
I though all the action became very repetitive, there was little to no story and the chara ters were boring as fuck. Pretty disappointing.
Then I watched it again and realized how fucking good it was. I was just tired before.
>>70314739
thought*
characters*
>>70314739
>fell asleep during Mad Max Fury Road
you were in a fucking coma son?
>>70313137
The Godafather
The narnia film. It's so dreadfully boring and uninteresting to look at
I took a nap at the cinema during Tammy. Genuinely one of the worst comedies I've ever seen.
>>70313404
i know this is bait but i'm still pretty triggered
I woke up in a panic and then went back to sleep.
>>70313728
I saw the first one. Literally the only time I've fallen asleep in a movie theater. Usually if I'm bored with a movie I just leave. But for some reason I stayed and fell asleep.
Is the Hobbit sleepkino?
>>70313438
Would have walked out if I wasn't with a group
>>70313137
> Movies where you were too much a fag to stay awake for.
>>70313137
>>70313274
>>70313512
You are all pleebs of the highest order TTSP is a masterpiece
Pic related literally bored the shit out of me.
Took me 3 tries to get through it
>>70313137
>somehow surprised plebs can't handle Based le Carre
Guess there weren't enough CGI capes to hold your attention, hmm?
2001: A Space Odyssey
It was late at night and I was not prepared to watch it
>>70313927
This is one of my all time favorite movies but I've fallen asleep to it at least twice
I love Valhalla Rising, but the glacial pacing and ambient noise never fails to put me out
I envy you ppl. I can't sleep sitting to save my life.
>>70313161
/thread
Borne Legacy
>>70313137
Pleb filter. Everything about this movie is masterful.
>>70313137
Recently, It Follows. But I was really drunk
>>70313137
star wars
lotr
gmen
batmen
supermen
fantastic -to sleep- four
star no-triks
trans-formers
iron men
daredevils
shall i continue?
Something about Tom Hanks having the sniffles in Germany
>>70313137
Creed
But we had been drinking and I was already at a disadvantage because I don't give a fuck about the Rocky franchise. God that shit was tedious
The second Hobbit and Men of Steel.
>>70316568
This pham shit tier gangkino
>>70313438
This sucked so hard. Idk what they were thinking. I don't even remember what the story was about it just seemed like a huge mess of a movie
>>70313927
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70313927
how to write 0 cool like that?
>>70313927
Damn the 2OO1 is even the same typeface as in the movie, what a time we live in
>>70313137
This. Another case of slow and boring = deep and clever syndrome. Keeping the camera still for 5 minutes on some guy staring into space does not make your movie deep. It creates neither atmosphere nor character. Ive seen 4 hour movies that's more gripping and entertaining than this piece of crap.
Tried to watch this shit twice but I couldn't make it.
>>70322059
>Keeping the camera still for 5 minutes on some guy staring into space
What scene are you referring to?
>>70316970
I watced this at an english class about 10 years ago and still remember most of it, it was so good.
>>70322207
Every scene. Obviously 5 minute was an exaggeration. But when every scene lingers on for 30 seconds too long, it adds up.
Apart from that, the dialogues and writing were also boring. You would think for a movie that has virtually no action and most scenes are just men sitting around talking, they would concentrate on the writing to make them more interesting.
>>70313137
Prometheus
Tree of Life. Woke up and there were fucking dinosaurs and shit.
>>70313137
>>70313438
>>70313901
These. I only lasted 30 min. tops.
>>70313137
Thor 2
i fell asleep 2 times trying to see it
I have never fallen asleep during a movie, no matter how boring.
>>70314592
i thought damon and affleck had humorous chemistry
i also enjoyed the part where he reveals to his girlfriend that he's been lying about his past and he has a lot of self-hatred issues, i thought minnie driver acted well
its a good movie in my book but its not the best
>>70323336
This, at least turn it off you uncultured swines
>>70313137
kill urself OP
amazing film
I didn't get a lot of sleep before watching this movie and the hour long scenery scenes just knocked me the fuck out.
This was a good nap.
>>70313739
Loved it whereas Knight of Cups is one of the worse movies I've ever seen
turned it off after an hour and half
>go on date with qt
>she wants to see this instead of Looper
>make joke about it being a Spike Lee joint
>hates my marvel quips
>end up falling asleep because of dudeweedlol
>wake up to find her asleep as well
>still get laid that night
the disneynature docs are really not that entertaining
Fell asleep after 1.5 hours when I realized nothing was going to happen. Woke up an hour later and the credits were rolling. Went on to check and dislike it on iCM.
Seven Pounds
Not a bad movie, but I was really really tired and got dragged into this
I also fall asleep to Drag me to hell and the conjouring.
>>70317711
I love how this is the go to response for autistics like yourself
"DURR NOT NUFF SPLOSHUNS"
nope it just sucked. Now go rewatch madmen and jack off into your own face
>>70323741
>dislike boring horror with no jumpscares
DURR NOT NUFF JUMPSCARES
People really need to stop this shit. Some movies are just boring.
>>70323917
Boring is in the eye of the beholder dudeee
>>70313137
The newest transformers with marky mark
>fucking hell my friends want to see another transformers movie
>ok i'll come but someone give me a ride so i can get fucking lit first
>do so
>actually enjoy the movie quite a bit
>feel sad when the kooky guy gets lasered into metal
>next thing i know it's credits and i'm woken up by everyone suddenly standing
9/10 best experience watching a michael bay movie i've had
>>70323252
found the pleb
>>70313438
I've watched this twice and I still don't know if there's actually an overarching plot or not. It feels like random scenes of the characters thrown together for several hours.
>>70323917
>Some movies are just boring.
thats what i said faggot, ttsp is a boring pretentious redditor movie. its what you put after mad men and the wire when you want to impress other transgender reddit faggots.
Captain Phillips
>>70324306
looks indie as fuck
I've fallen asleep to loads of good films. I'm not really good at staying awake watching films. I get myself just TOO comfy and warm and my eyes just drop...
>>70314592
It's not le your fault.
>>70324202
No need to call me a faggot. I was agreeing with you and showing another example of that kind of stupidity.
I fell asleep halfway through Watchmen in the theater. I went baked thinking it would be awesome, nope it just made it more boring.
>in before DUDE WEED LMAO
>>70324361
He's being a contrarian faggot. It's a heartbreaking documentary. You'd have to be a heartless bastard not to lose your shit when you watch this.
>>70324716
>I went baked thinking it would be awesome, nope it just made it more boring.
That's such a terribly disappointing feeling
>>70324820
What, let me guess, some liberal voting girl/boy has cancer or something? Like I give a fuck one less nation killer.
>>70324859
Not even close.
solaris
Literally Tarkovsky: The Thread
Battle of the Five Armies.
>>70325096
Solaris is literally impossible to get through without falling asleep.
>>70324859
lololololol
>>70313137
i was at my cousins and he said we should watch it
its so shit and boring, nothing happens for an hour
Transformers Dark of the Moon
Not even the loud as hell IMAX blasting in my ears could keep me awake
>>70313438
i dont get why it got an oscar nod, was it because dubs man got fat? it was really boring
>>70313137
Why do I find this title to be so pretentious? I refuse to watch it because of it.
>>70313739
That's not an official movie poster, right? What the hell is up with those obvious Clone Brush blotches in the bottom pic?
>>70327253
My least favorite Wes Anderson film.
Same as OP.
Also this and Inglorious Basterds.
>>70323100
This is a brilliant flickino, lgbtbh fampai