Discuss this kinomancer masters recent and past works
>>70310599
Easy
So are we going to have an in depth discussion about the fact that he did a Sheev spin out the window during the EASY scene?
George Lucas being a huge Seagal fan, clearly saw that and added it in.
Remember, Seagal is constantly
>Sword fighting
>Talking about martial arts buddah shit
>Training
Like a fucking Jedi/Sith
Sheev/Seagal crossover when? Its clearly meant to be.
>>70310683
Sheev origins starting seagal as the trainer
Prime TV did Steven Segal Tuesday's for about 6 months. I liked The Glimmer Man
http://fightstate.com/steven-seagal-choked-out-by-judo-master-shits-his-pants/
All memes aside, why the fuck was that guy saying easy? Maybe it's because I'm not a native English speaker so I'm missing some meaning, but what did he unironically mean by that?
>Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master. They take a movie “The Last Samurai.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the Last Samurai. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs]from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.
Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in /tv/. I was schooled in meme arts. I was given the title of big guy. They take a movie “Meme Lover.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to 4chan. He doesn’t post pepe. He has never gotten dubs. They make him the Meme Lover. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Reddit and the politics.
Under Siege is easily my favourite from his oeuvre.
>>70310799
2
US2
The one with Katarina Eyegirl and Erik Bologna.
>>70310779
This bitter, fat bastard.
The Last Samurai was GOAT.
Don't be jelly, fatboy.
when are we going to a see a seagal vs brendan movie
>>70310725
Urban Legend, funnily enough. It's just that dweebs are desperate to hate on Seagal for some reason.
Btw, Gene LeBell is a chronic liar.
>>70310779
>raised in Japan
>moved there at some point between 19-21
>>70311205
>*officer Seagal carefully enters some fancy office*
>*chair facing backwards to Seagal*
>voice: So.. you made this far alive....
>officer Seagal: There's only one man who could pull this off
>*chair rotates and reveals rugged and overweight looking Brendan Fraser gangster boss*
>Brendan: And I'm JUST the right guy!
>>70310799
Under Siege is great. The sequel is great as well. They're comfycore, and everything that was good in 90s schlock action.
Van Damme's Sudden Death is very similar.
*squeaky sounds*
>>70312599
yes please
