>>70307869
Azor Jon
Preston
Azor Maisie
Hello I'm Shae the funny haore
Lets settle this /got/
which one?
ps. if your waifu isnt in this, it means your waifu is shit
Reminder Roose is wearing Ramsay's skin
Nth for Shireen
How are they gonna wrap everything up in just a couple of seasons.
>>70309494
WHERE ARE MY LEAKS???
>>70309537
K A Y A
A
Y
A
frogfu
Reminder that the Drowned God is the Great Other
>>70309539
Doesn't warging make your eyes go grey. Ramsay looks the same.
new Preston Jacobs video!
he met George and got to ask him a few questions about his work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5pJkldtAh0
First for Bran
>>70309521
The Normies
>>70309537
3, 5, 6 and 8 are shit.
>chaos isn't a ladder, I am the chaos, the first and the last. I am the Vale from the fingers to the bloody gate. The North in my right hand, the Crown in my left, I am Westeros, come and see.
>>70309584
I'm actually so happy for him. What a lucky guy. He's loving it, look at his li'l face!
>>70309537
twofu
Can't wait for Daenerys to let her Dothrakis culturally enrich the women of westeros
>>70309584
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!!!
>>70309633
talk shit about my lagerfu again ill eat your heart
reminder that olly did nothing wrong
>>70309633
>>70309584
>his "plans" to get information from George
>asking completely irrelevant shit from 30 years ago
>nobody laughed at his "joke"
Holy shit I can't imagine how painful it must have been for everyone else to share a room with that autist
>>70309576
And the only way to beat him is to ally with the WW
Only Fire and Ice can beat water
>>70309610
>>70309584
I want to have a beer with Preston
>>70309537
> mfw don't understand how you go from this to #3
>>70309537
Katie McGrath because she looks like show Arya the most (without being ugly)
>>70309653
Replacing Satin was pretty wrong
>>70309650
I wonder how they'll react to blonde pussy hair
>>70309633
Just the thought gets me so hard.
>>70309665
>i hate fun the post
>>70309537
Don't know any of them, but 3 and 7 look alright, the rest is just too pretty.
>>70309701
she should jsut play adult Arya then, Lyanna doesnt look like Arya in the show
>>70309657
He's been doing interviews for years now, so I'm pretty sure he's good at dodging questions.
Asking obscure shit is the only way he'll maybe slip.
>>70309528
>Liking fat chicks
>>70309734
Kill yourself Preston
>>70309717
all those highborn cunts destroyed by horsecock
GLORIOUS
>>70309659
How do ya figure that? Anyway it doesn't necessarily mean the Drowned God is evil
>>70309703
This. I wanted boipucci
>>70309721
>attention whoring, shitposting and spam is fun
wew
>>70309584
>George called chicago style pizza "an abomination"
HOW
B
A
S
E
D
CAN THIS GUY BE
>>70309773
Just a guess. Others are a red herring and aren't actually evil but the drowned god is.
>>70309633
This is what awaits them.
>>70309734
Preston, he's not going to finish the books. Go read something else.
>>70309633
>hfw
Ha HA! Hey, guise! I just wanted to be a part of this fahhhhbulous 57th Game of Thrones thread, this week! It's, like, the fun that, like, just keeps on GIVING!!!11!!!1
Where are all my GOTBROS at? High faivehs! I like, soooooo love that dragon chick and all the swords and naked bums and stuff lolol XD I'm so KOOKY ha HA!1
Guise you wanna watch the next one with me and we can cheer as the patriarrrchy gets smashediddlyashed by the dragonlady and all the girls (gurlpowah!) show how stronk they are? Ha ha oh MAN I'm high on LIFE!11!1 XD rofl ^_^
>>70309584
A L L H A I L
L
L
H
A
I
L
>>70309618
Now go fuck salsa
>>70309802
Confirmed
- Jon Stewart
>>70309820
hot
>Frogfu has read the books
Can she get any better?
BURN THEM ALL RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>70309830
DELETE THIS
>>70309819
he's evil how?
>>70309734
Thank you for the awesome videos, Preston
Keep it up!
>>70309552
Uploading now. 2%
>>70309659
The Stormgod defeated the drown god without any of that
>>70309537
> If you don't vote for m'lady I won't be holding no door for you when the wights come.
>>70309812
It did happen.
http://grrm.livejournal.com/155522.html
>>70309820
Lol no, there's too many of them for that. She'd be a smart girl and learn to ride her brown overlords, like >>70309830
>>70309881
would you convert to judaism for this jew cooch?
>>70309855
Like evil evil
Like demonic evil
>>70309886
Did he?
Lightning = fire
hail = ice
>>70309833
All hail the king of /got/
>>70309910
Without question
>>70309912
Yes I know what you're trying to say, what don't know is where you're getting this from.
why cant hack&hack afford more extras?
>tyrell "army" enters the city
>its actually 20 good men
>kingsmoot
>10 ironborn captains
>the wall
>15 crows
>wall is attacked
>10 wildlings on the screen at most
>except for one cgi shot
>>70309900
based grrm
>>70309910
absolutely
>>70309910
It is known
>>70309584
Why are all stannisfags balding?
>>70309902
thats it, im calling the cyber police
ur fucked kiddo
>>70309910
Are you fucking kidding me? Someone get me a kitchen knife and an Ibuprofen, off with the foreskin
>>70309910
Of course, and in true chosen people spirit it will all be a ruse
>There are people in this thread, this very board that believe the maesters lies
>>70309833
how can he eat lemon cake if there are no lemon trees in minnesota
>>70309940
Just pulling shit outta my ass m8
If the drowned god is real and is the great other like the other guy said this is what I theorize will happen
>>70309956
>he isn't already cut
bad goyim. BAD BAD BAD goyim
>>70309951
Hair loss is pretty common for middle aged men you memelord
>>70309954
Blame Daenerys, she's just freeing the women from the white patriarchy
>>70309833
Reminder to shave your head if that's all you have left
>>70309494
>>70309521
Would you like to have dinner with George Martin?
Our boy Preston had. Will George treat him the same way he did Shae's actress? ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5pJkldtAh0
>>70309990
Hello baldie
>>70309910
Is it customary for a jew to physically abuse her goy servants? Serious replies only.
>>70309584
Of course Preston would be balding.
>>70309951
Preston thinks Stannis is a villain, though.
>>70309990
No it's not. Like nobody in my family is bald at that age.
>>70310013
not so much physical abuse, jews aren't into that too much. they will financially abuse and rape you though
>>70309970
>there are people right here in this thread right now who believe the lies of usurper dogs who conspired for years against based Aerys and now call him mad
>>70309912
Bravo anon, bravo.
Pottery
>>70310035
Five-year-olds everyone
>>70309734
Preston, pls, keep up the good work.
>>70310035
nice anecdotal evidence
>>70309978
I see. Just doesn't seem more evil than a god that constantly demands for people to be burnt alive and does all this demon baby shit.
>Game of Thrones will NEVER EVER have the emotion of this scene with the brilliant cinematography, music and acting
Just kill yourselves now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T31nEDN0o2E
>>70310074
vikings hasn't been good since season 2
>>70309502
You mean Jon Sand?
He's still a bastard no matter what.
>>70310039
>they will financially abuse and rape you though
close enough
>>70310074
>vikings
>>70310074
Well it's too late now. All the good characters died already.
>>70309990
baldlets when will they ever learn?
>>70309584
>Arya and Gendry would meet again
Yes
>>70309887
he's a big guy.
Daily reminder that Daenerys is the true antagonist of ASOIAF/GoT, and the White Walkers will turn out to be alright.
>GRRM said it was all good to have Aragorn become king, but we don't know if he's good at it. "What's his tax policy?".
>Daenerys then goes through political issues such as this in Meereen and tries to learn how to rule, but ultimately, she fails at every turn and declares that she will rule with FIRE AND BLOOD now.
>GRRM subverts tropes in general, and said he disliked the idea of a "dark lord". The White Walkers aren't evil, and we learn they were made by the CotF. They probably want revenge like 99% of Westerosi. Jon or others will make peace with them, most likely.
>The one normies thought was the hero then will turn out to be the true enemy.
>She will arrive in a broken Westeros, take the throne by force and maybe even destroy King's Landing because Drogon might ignite the wildfire caches.
>She won't be able to rule Westeros because she's terrible at it and she couldn't take care of one city, so Seven Kingdoms is unlikely.
>Everyone will hate her
>She will go mad and kill many people
It's pretty much confirmed, anons.
>>70310090
Naw m8, the king in the norf wrote a letter saying he's cool
>>70310074
They really nailed that scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tejnRx7VP2M
>>70310086
meme
>>70310101
uncut penis is not kosher bro
>>70309584
Preston is a qt.
>>70310074
>implying the Red Wedding doesn't blow this scene out of the water
It's the only part of the series DnD actually cared about, and it showed.
>>70309820
The High Sparrow slaps your gf's ass, what do?
Is Tormund /got/s favorite character?
>>70310074
That's a pretty boring hallucination
>>70310123
>FOR YOU
>Spending 1-2 hours a day "discussing" a show you can barely tolerate
>>70309998
>>70309584
>George doesn't consider himself a feminist anymore
wew lad
>>70309665
http://www.strawpoll.me/10368966
http://www.strawpoll.me/10368966
http://www.strawpoll.me/10368966
>>70310182
my gf is clearly a slut and needs to walk naked in front of hordes of peasants while I sit in the corner and jerk off
>>70310182
PRAISE THE SEVEN
>>70310203
jokes on you im here in 4
>>70310129
>Burn them all, burn them all
>Daario sacks Kings Landing
>Jorah, now member of the Queensguard drives his blade through fatleesis back
>pottery
Written by DABID and LIL DABID
>>70310188
Viserys looks so much like Aerys, some good casting here
>"LETS GO HUNT SOME BOOOAR"
what did he mean by this
>>70309584
OF COURSE PRESTON IS BALDING
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
>>70310182
>be a minor noble in King's Landing, enjoying life fucking bitches drinking wine all day erry day
>be in a brothel with my buddies gangbanging a bitch
>suddenly a faint smell of shit reaches my nose
>i turn around, see some old peasant wearing a potato sack with a bunch of insane fanatics with nunchuks behind him
>"u a sinner m8" he says and comes closer to me
>the stench of human and dog shit gets stronger; i finally realize that this old peasant is literally smeared with feces
>i put my hand over my nose but it's not enough
>old peasant comes even closer
>"u wearing shoes m8"
>HOLY SHIT, i can smell his breath now, it literally stinks of rotten fruit, wet dog and decayed gums
>stop breathing because that's the only way to ignore the stench, meanwhile he keeps on rambling about fucking shoes and wine and atonement but i don't pay attention because my brain is shutting off due to lack of oxygen
>have to get some air, open my nose again
>"u mind if i sit m8? my arthritic knees are killing me"
>his rancid breath enters my nose and i can't fucking take it anymore, i puke all over him from head to naked feet
>he licks the vomit off his face and flashes a shit eating smug smirk as he orders his goons to arrest me
>next thing i know i'm in a filthy dungeon and septa unella is raping me in the ass with a shoe
>she wants me to confess to my sins but i have no idea what i've done wrong, nothing that the majority of the population haven't done before
>i'm literally starving and dehydrated, ask for water
>septa unella pours some water on her dirty feet and tells me to lick it
>desperate enough to do so but it doesn't help
>she leaves me in the dark and the rats start gnawing on my flesh
>i finally die, it's sad but at least i don't have to hear or smell their shit anymore or see the old peasant's smug smiles
>there's literally nothing after life, only endless silent darkness
>hello darkness my old friend starts playing
>>70310133
nigger I love Vikings for all its faults but the last ten episodes were way below par
>>70309584
>I started chanting "Aeron! King!"
Fucking hell
>>70310213
He's now a feminist (((Ally))).
>>70310251
I had a way slower pace than before but I sure as hell enjoyed it more than GoT s5
>>70310261
Based autist
>>70309584
Did he tell him about his crazy tin foil theories?
>>70310217
>>70310244
>Worked his way up from obscurity to become a renowned cobbler
>Having parties ev'ry day with his "friends" at the cobbler's guild
>Are secretly jealous of his success which they see as unearned
>One night they drug him and take turns raping him with shoes all night
>When he wakes up he vows to never wear shoes again and spend the rest of his life scheming to take down Big Shoe
>Spend every sermon disparaging shoes
>Threaten, arrest, beat and humiliate the most flagrant shoe wearers
Fuck shoefags
>danny basically confirmed to be main antagonist at this point
So happy
>>70310261
You can really feel the awkwardness and how the autist himself is completely oblivious to it
>>70309734
holy shit you actually unironically browse 4chan
what a fucking cancerous virgin fuck
>>70310283
"You can't call yourself a feminist anymore, George."
>LOL, OK
>>70310287
>I sure as hell enjoyed it more than GoT s5
well yes this goes without saying
>>70310317
tyrion, arya, dany, and brienne will all be antagonists by the end of the series
>>70310261
Everyone who goes to cons is an autist, they wouldn't care.
I do find it odd that George specifically does a mingler with fans and then dodges loads of direct questions about the book series he's most known for. He's cafey about Ice and Fire to the weirdest degree, I guess that's autism for you.
>>70310217
>/pol/spam winning so far
not a surprise
>>70309833
This nigga is alright
Bend the knee to the one true king you fucking shits
Having problems coping with the fact that I'll never fuck Lena Headey, any protips on this subject?
>>70310343
>>70310355
FUCK OFF PRESTON
>>70310376
she's an old hag now, she hasn't been attractive since season 1
>>70310090
if lyanna married rhaegar hes not. which is likely
also king robb stark legitimised him
People hated Hitler like they hate Dany?
>>70310343
>ywn watch princess turboslut and lagertha lez out while you're tied up and gagged in the corner
;_;
>>70310343
i just wish she got fucked by harbard too
>>70310373
call me ser simon muddypuddle :DD
>>70310373
Based Aegon.
>>70310355
Imagine if he answered every question about the books? We'd know the whole fucking story years before it came out
>>70310373
AEGON KING
>Daily reminder that the Dornish Masterplan is bullshit made up because Book wankers dont want to accept that Doran fucked up and that he is going to fuck up even more now with siding with Aegon
>Daily reminder that if you believe anything Preston is saying you lose all credibility in talking about ASOIAF and you are not even worthy of shitting on the TV show
bleach nigger
>>70310429
Hey, good casting.
>>70310244
>septa unella pours some water on her dirty feet and tells me to lick it
This right here... das it mane
>>70310442
Preston was right about the Children creating the White Walkers you plen
frogfu
>>70309633
>>70309902
>>70310420
disgusting cuck, fuck off
>>70310488
ugly boy body
>>70310488
so fuccn pale
>>70310485
what about the thousand other tinfoil fucking predictions he made you worthless cunt
>>70310515
good :)
>>70310213
Wait this series was written by a feminist cuck?
>>70310314
>this triggers the christfag
>>70310496
kek
>>70310471
Thanks bb I've been seeing if anyone would notice the filename for a while
>>70310539
Yes
Dragon is bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDdKmx0PW7s
>>70310488
I honestly thought that was a picture of Tonetta from the thumbnail.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO_u-EkJZ8E
"...but make no mistake. The dead are coming."
What did he meme by this?
>>70310496
Shut up stupid white boi
>>70310488
I'd destroy her.
>>70310488
she is jewish and i dont think i need to tell you about the jews :^)
>>70309947
Didn't they say that they got like 800 extras for the Bastardbowl, and had half as much for Hardhome?
>>70310589
Stannis is on his way back, and he's pissed.
>>70310217
There's literally nothing wrong with reactionposting
>GRRM is literally a feminist cuck
Does he bribe D&D to make the adaptation more feminist because his books were too intolerant?
PRESTON BTFO
https://twitter.com/RadioWesteros/status/738026734361161732?lang=en
>>70310496
if the thought of Lagertha getting destroyed by a complete foreigner didn't get you hard you might be gay
>>70310539
Second Wave
Preston speculates that half of the romances in the series are iterations of George's memories of his own early romance, when his feminist sweetheart Lysa Tuttle left him for his best friend.
>>70310606
>she is jewish
she's not tho
>>70310539
Yes. Did you think that all the feminist undertones were just D&D's idea?
>>70310606
they are much better looking than /pol/autists that what I know
>>70310616
>>70310539
Based George
>>70310615
Why are shitskins happy a white man is alive?
>>70310606
She isn't jewish. There was an uproar when she played ANne Frank, because she's a goy.
>>70310615
P O O I N L O O
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>>70310635
Why the fuck does a Viking have so much make-up on? Holy shit what a trash fucking show
>>70309998
>george deflected all his questions and basically ignored/hated preston
l m a o preston cucks on suicide watch
wow Preston really went full-on fanboy on him huh?
>>70310623
Lady Gwyn has such a sexy voice.
Reminder to the Prestonautists in this thread: George is going to die, the books will never be finished, and 99% of your theories are retarded.
>>70310639
>Tuttle
>creates a character called turtle who destroys people
it fits
>>70310615
Agreed
>>70310606
she is not jewish you stupid fucking goy
>>70310676
lel fukken saved
>>70310685
because she's hot
>>70310635
I'd rather just spend time fantasizing about her roughing me up and literally enslaving me.
>>70310606
>Be a Gestapo officer
>See this hiding in the attic
what do
>>70310693
>"I think you know about [Greeshka story] more than I do"
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
He probably forgot half of his own plot points.
>>70310693
what a surprise
>George hates someone who literally based his whole life on ASOIAF as a fan?
wew lad no wonder george thought Preston was weird
Serious question, how are the dothraki even going to be a threat to the armies of Westeros? Is there something I'm missing here? Wouldn't they realistically get completely massacred by archers and heavily armored and well-disciplined knights?
>>70310708
Better.
>Creates a character called Lysa Tully who's a disgusting fat bitch that gets thrown from a mountain
Ahhh, Gorge, so feminist.
>>70310739
off yourself cunt and dont come back
>>70310764
Yes they would, but they have dragons, 3 dragons on their side, pretty sure thats where you'd put all your resources anon
>>70310743
Remove the body carefully while making sure not to catch typhus.
>>70310693
BASED GRRM
>>70310744
truth is he didn't put as much hidden meanings behind it as the autists nitpicking every single line from every book
>>70310764
by numbers. also dothraki only have advantage on open field
>>70310753
>literally based his whole life
Come on. He's a lawyer and a b-baller.
ASOIAF if merely his hobby to practice his lawyery loophole-seeking autism skills.
Has the show referenced Aegon/Young Griff at all? I missed a few episodes.
>>70310764
The Turks did okay against the Persians and the Muslims. The Dothraki are Turks.
>>70310741
That's silly anon
Holy shit GURM completely treated Preston like utter trash, he prefers talking about handegg and pornstars than about his books, god I hate him so much, hope he gets Alzheimer's and dies of a heart attack
>>70310539
Yes, George only "doesn't consider himself feminist" anymore because he says some women say a man can't be feminist so he feels uncomfortable calling himself one.
Gurm is a anti war liberal lefty, this isn't new
>>70310821
No, they've given Aegon's story (along with Varys's support) to Daenerys, who's going to invade Westeros sooner.
>>70310764
Dany does have the numbers though. Dothraki will still get butchered but I guess with the 2nd sons, the unsullied and 3 dragons,+Plot armor, Dany is sure to win if she gets everyone alive and well in westeros, which she probably won't
>>70310801
It was supposed to be a quick trilogy, but now it's gotten bogged-down by success and narrative expansion, so autistes like Preston re-read everything as they wait 10 years between releases.
reminder
>Euron Crow’s Eye stood upon the deck of Silence clad in a suit of black-scaled armor like nothing Aeron had ever seen before. Dark as smoke it was, but Euron wore it as easy as if it was the thinnest silk. The scales were edged in red gold that gleamed and shimmered when he moved. Patterns could be seen within the metal. Whorls and glyphs and arcane symbols molded into steel. Valyrian steel, the Damphair knew. His armor is Valyrian steel.
B A S E D E U R O N
>>70310764
Same reason hoplites without testosterone are considered elite fighters.
Plot.
>>70310839
Preston is the kind of person you tolerate until you can get away
>>70310839
What I really like in that interview is how George is so beta his voice breaks when he's telling imaginary people to fuck off.
>>70310825
>The Dothraki are Turks.
You wish, roach. The dothraki are eastern europe nomads from 6th-7th century
>>70310839
Wouldnt you hate the autists who constantly question you about your books with questions that assume every fucking word has a hidden meaning
>>70310839
Preston deserves to be treated like utter trash for the utter trash he is
>>70309584
Oh man, I wonder if George is aware of who Preston is.
I mean imagine George had actually watched Preston's video where he analyses his love life for about 15 minutes, it'd be pretty awkward
>>70310835
FUCK HER
FUCK THAT CHARACTER
FUCK HER
>>70310801
This
Meanwhile Preston has somehow dedicated his whole life deciphering these "hidden meanings" that were never there
I wonder how fucking stupid he must feel when the rest of the story is just a by the numbers fantasy story, the fucking cuck
>>70310773
Wasn't Lysa all skinny and frail though?
>>70310639
So Littlefinger is basically him?
Why does the Night's King have such a weak jawline and chin?
>>70310859
I think half of what Preston found is cut plotlines left over from earlier versions. Like the suspicious Darry/Targaryen stuff, it was intended when the Targaryens were going to invade much sooner than the fifth book, and by the fifth book GRRM himself has totally forgot about it.
>>70310862
JAIME IS OUR BOY
>>70310862
why this site so hipster
>>70310905
I'd fart on porunn's face tbqh
>>70309848
she already is
>>70310169
This tbph
>>70310880
So, Turkic peoples anyway? You are talking about Bulgars, and Pechenegs, and Khazars, and Cumans, I suppose?
What will happen to after ASOIAF and GOT end? Will he kill himself?
>>70310743
fall in love ;_;
>>70310922
Current Jaime is a beta cuck. Fuck him.
>>70310880
They're Turks fused with Mongols with the real Mongols also existing in ASoIaF.
"I'll fuck Roslin so bloody hard that you can hear her screaming from King's Landing to the Wall"
What did Edmure mean by this?
>>70310862
Hound and Benjen are pleb choice. Mace is a reddit tier meme. CIA is a complete retard in the show.
lmao Lena is based
>>70310953
Turkic peoples =/= turks
if anything they've been waging wars with the turks since forever
