What are some movies about giant alligator?
Lake placid
>>70309480
Alligator (1980) and Alligator 2
>>70309501
Came to post this crokino
Primeval. Based on a real crocodile that's still alive, too.
>>70309480
is that real
>>70309631
Of coursh.
>>70309480
This video looked really fake.
The camera movements also weren't natural.
I expect CaptainDisillusion to tear it a part.
>>70309694
It looks bigger in the early part of the video compared to the later part. Optical illusion to some degree, but it's still a really big alligator.
>>70309840
For you
>>70309694
FALSE FLAG FALSE FLAG
IT"S A CRISIS CROCODILE
WHAT'S NEXT "ASSAULT" GATORS?
HITLARY ROTTEN CLINTON NOT MY PRESIDENT
>>70309523
>crokino
kek
>>70309694
>This video looked really fake.
It did, though that size isn't impossible for the American alligator. The largest on record was fourteen feet, fifteen isn't unimaginable.
I wish more dinos and other megafauna had made it to the modern age.
They're epic.
>>70309480
There's a movie called Alligator
I remember it from my childhood. It's basically the flush a gator down the toilet story, but with the alligator growing to be gigantic and terrorizing the city.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080354/
>>70309480
Two Australian crocodile movies,
Rogue - standard sort of tour group stumbles upon giant croc, with some decent actors.
Black Water - tense low budget thriller with, three tourists trying to escape a menacing croc.
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>>70309480
i win
>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1453409/
Megashark v. Crocosaurus.
Rogue. It was really good.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rogue_(film)
>>70310198
Surprisingly good actually.
Did it get big for eating land whales?
>>70309480
i really have the desire to kill that thing and put it's head on the wall. and I like animals and have never hunted in my life.
>>70310222
https://youtu.be/hdWugHfNTik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRxKj2o_hKY
unironically enjoying watching random episodes of this on youtube right now
>>70310136
The Dinocroc is just the Supergator but with spikes?
>>70309480
>wants more oversized lizard movies
just rewatch Jurassic park
>>70309480
CormanKino
>>70309480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZwhNFOn4ik
>>70309631
Off course. I know you meant well, but ya blew it.
>>70309604
>tfw they find Orlando Jones' body
>tfw those scenes with the villagers getting executed
That movie was fucking brutal
>>70310517
>>70310517
I hope they gave him to a zoo or something, would be pretty cool to see him in action.
Tiffany and Debbie Gibson in a catfight, a massive gator and snake fighting. This is a great movie.
Crocodiles are the best animals ever
I guess humans are better with their wicked smartz but crocodiles are beasts
>>70312376
crocodiles fucking suck
they just lay around with their stupid mouths open all day
>>70312184
Lolog is really famous
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolong
>>70312407
Look at this fucking herbiove faggot
>>70312428
"was"
>>70310517
Picture being human and being eaten by that.
Lake Flaccid
>>70310004
>The largest on record was fourteen feet, fifteen
They get 16 footers all the time on Swamp Prople though
>tfw live in florida
>tfw walk to lake
>tfw see gator
>walk to river
>see gator
>go to swamp
>see gators
>go in pool
>gator is hanging out in my pool
>>70312491
Theres that primal part of my brain that keeps us alive that tells me I'd still survive it by killing it from the inside
That human drive to never give up in the face of complete failure is why we are here
>>70309480
All Syfy movies ever, exept the ones about Bigfoot's wife and the diabetic giant space squid.
>>70310004
>>70312544
largest in florida
>>70312465
;_;
he just ate a guy and a 12 yo kid... Poor guy
But in the documentary says that his wife is larger than him and swimming there
>>70312553
How are you going to kill it from the inside if he strangled and chewed you up before you got into its belly?
>>70309943
>CRISIS CROCODILE
>>70312491
I cant really picture the being human part.
sorry. :(
>>70312581
Instead Gustave ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gustave_%28crocodile%29 ) that he killed 300 people and that it is swimming around
>>70312491
>Picture being human
>>70312359
>>70312581
>says that his wife is larger than him
cuckodile
>>70309480
Happy Gilmore
>>70312548
thats enough.
>>70312619
it didnt bite or crush any vital organs and I either bite it from the inside out or I claw at it or I have a set of car keys and start to stab for a while
Its that kind of ingenuity that kept our species alive
>>70312645
>Scientists and herpetologists who have studied Gustave claim that his uncommon size and weight impede his ability to hunt the species' usual, agile prey such as fish, antelope and zebra, forcing him to attack larger animals such as hippopotamus, large wildebeest and, to some extent, humans. According to a popular local warning, he is said to hunt and leave his victims' corpses uneaten.
He diserves a movie
Black water goes to shit in the end when the girl goes 1v1 against the croc
>>70312727
They're actually pretty chill
just dont fuck with them or let your dogs near them, only the fuckhuge ones will go after a human and they're rare
However if you find a baby gator, it's already too late and you're seconds away from losing a limb to mama gator
Alligator (1980) is literally Kino. Theres even a scene where a child is killed.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K_JDZ4s7PS0
>>70312771
>>70312548
Is Florida a part of Australia in USA?
Crocodiles walk around florida like stray dogs do anywhere else.
Non florida fags think its fake but its not
>>70312548
This.
I don't understand how people in Florida don't make the news everyday for being murdered by alligators.
When I was a kid we went to Disney and we stopped for an airboat tour.
There was no guard rail on the boat docks.
We walk down the little pier to go on the boat and just under the surface right up against the dock was a massive gator with his mouth open just waiting for someone to stumble in like it had happened before.
>>70312843
we're australia lite
However we do have snapping turtles that can take an arm or leg off and their necks can reach any part of them besides the ass and top of the shell
>>70312831
seeing children get killed in movies is one of the greatest things
>>70310047
fuck that movie traumatized me as a kid, it's probably not even that good but it really fucked my shit up for a while.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoO0pVsu8Ro
>>70313012
when he fell i was like... dis gun be good
the fucking crocodile is a bitch
Can Porkino join in this fun?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuPXBQDCI-U
>>70313012
why are crocodiles so fucking scary, literally worse than spiders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v--4RKGknIs
>>70313085
>killer animal in australia
is this a documentary?
>>70312853
yep, i'm in Miami and can confirm. not as many in the city, but hit the suburbs and watch out. i had a crazy friend who liked to jump over them with his bike over at the Shark Valley trail. if you live near a lake or canals, odds are you've seen plenty of gators and manatees. they're usually sun bathing/basking and docile, but don't get too near, just in case.
>>70313089
cause hand to hand you couldnt beat a crocodile
a spider you could accidentally kill before you knew it was plotting your demise
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uZhnpAhYmb0
>>70313132
Le good one my man
>>70313207
is it true that it taste like rubber tire?
>>70313089
because they have the face of a fucking dragon, yet are literally as dumb as a door, so you never really know what they're gonna do next
>>70309480
>>70313207
they are so tasty
>>70313085
That guys wall was torn out and he didn't even flinch....whatta boss
>>70313221
No, although I've only ever eaten the tail meat. It is rather chewy ,though not like overcooked calamari chewy and tough.
>>70312491
>Picture being human
>>70309694
it looked fake, but it was actually real
>>70313341
>He doesn't know goats can use 4chan now
top cuck
they're cloning sheep now you think they can't make a goat use 4chan?
>>70312491
>picture being human
i find this very easy, fellow humans!
>>70309480
classic: alligator
rouge - very tense, good movie
lake placid - fun movie
haven't seen primeval. dl'ing now.
>>70312920
cos alligators are docile wimps
would you be scared of a cow that size?
>>70313366
No. It was real and it looked fake.
I like how cgi is getting to that point.
this reminds me of that skier and the bear video a few weeks agoto bad the fake acting from the guys ruins it)can never fix those
>>70313085
that's a big pig
>>70309694
Dont know about the camera but the way the guy talks gives it away.
>>70313092
why are dogs so fucking stupid?
>>70313313
regular day in austria
>>70313486
incorrect. it appeared fake, but actually it turned out to be real
>>70313012
He booped that croc's snoot and lived to tell about it!
>>70312491
>Picture being human
Naw
>>70313221
I get alligator at Pappadeaux every now and then, it's chewy and delicious.
>>70313616
wrong, it looked fake and it turned out to be unreal
>>70313207
God this channel makes me so fucking hungry man
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6w3AVSNzxT4
>tfw will never get my pitmaster privilege checked
>>70310517
what in the fuck? this exists? we could breed this with bats and get dragons.
>Reasons it's fake
In a scary situation people freeze up they don't move around casually
People don't tell jokes they're too busy processing what's happening to spend resources on humour
The camera men both fix their camera on the alligator and never on themselves or around the area, people always do this because they lack the presence of mind to focus on the important subject AND they want their face to be tied to the important event
It's fake because it looks fake
>>70313664
Wrong, it looked unreal but turned out to be surreal
>Florida alligators found eating human remains
Florida is like America's Australia
>>70310449
It ain't legal hunting alligators down in the swamp, boy
>>70312465
That's the shame of it. He could've kept on living for years and years, but he was in a Filipino zoo, and those indoniggers are as bad as Africans.
>>70313961
what if they're in your back yard
In florida crocodiles run rampant.
In texas there are giant werepigs called javelinas
>>70313722
damnit anon that got me hungry
>>70313898
Wrong it looked surreal but it turned out to be oatmeal
>>70313791Its not fake
>>70314086
prove it
protipyou can't
another reason its fake
>there's no footage from the OTHER GUY FILMING despite that footage being worth TENS OF THOUSANDS to newsmedia companies around the world
>>70313791
>being close to some fat fish that pulled his ass out of the water
>scary situation
>>70309604
>ywn witness a man being run down by a croc on dry land
You people are fucking pussies.
You know otters kill and eat crocodiles right?
>>70310082
I think I've seen both of those.
Black water is disturbing. The family is stuck up a tree and has to listen to the croc feast on the dad's dead body.
>>70312553
Are you going to do this before or after he grabs onto your arm, or leg, and starts fucking spinning?
Dumbass.
>>70314259
They don't death roll everything you turd
And I'm going to take a deep breath and calmly enjoy the spin while my free arm(s) grab his eyeball out or poke his eyeball until he lets go and runs away like a pussycat :^)
How long is that thing?
>>70314416
About half as long as my dick
>>70312920
alligators don't really eat people, they'll attack em for territorial shit, but then again, the broadbills don't see humans as prey.
Crocs are the man eaters, especially nile and salties.
>>70313791
>Being a faggot
They clearly are accustomed to seeing alligators, they even ask each other if they have seen one that big before.
The situation was only scary for a child, their both grown man who are keeping a distance. Alligators can accelerate, but are poor at turning.
And I feel bad for you if you have never teased a friend when you are doing something dangerously stupid.
>>70309480
Jumanji has a giant alligator
>>70312766
He got one, it was Primeval
>>70313012
>go for small piece of meat, when there is literally walking big one
haha, what a stupid faggot, no wonder dinos got extinct.
>>70314034
pigs are inoffensive
>>70312376
It was the crocos who extincted the dinosaurs, you know.
>>70312491
Ayyy poster detected.
>>70309480
post the vid
>>70313012
Looks at that croc smile, he was clearly just messing around with the human.
>>70314464
i feel bad for you that you cant tell the difference between reality and fiction
>>70314034
Javelinas are peccaries and not pigs.
Also they are not big, smaller than a house pig and most subspecies of wild boar.
>>70314339
Well I'm going to teleport behind it before it can even bite me, and my Katana will have no problem slicing the pitiful beast in two.
>>70314416
Around 15 foot.
>>70309979
krok
>>70312930
>>70309480
These fuckers truly are the descendants of dinosaurs
>>70315072
>descendants of dinosaurs
Nigga these bastards ATE dinosaurs
>>70315072
Anon, please...
>>70309480
why is the audio in this video so fucked up, what phone does that?
seems fake.
>>70315072
no they're not, because it turns out dinosaurs are bullshit. they're just fucking birds. it's horrible.
fucking velociraptors are just fucking birds. they're small boring birds.
i am so goddamn pissed.
>>70315246
if they were badass motherfuckers our ancestral line would never have survived
the truth is we are the scariest motherfuckers ever to grace the planet
we worked in packs with tools to hunt everything around us
can you think of any other animal that works in groups to hunt everything? nope
lions occasionally work in teams, but therye small groups, and they didnt figure out tools
we are badass and animals fear us/submit to us
your dog is nice to you because you're a lion being nice to a human and you feed the human
>>70315246
"Even the fastest Velociraptors would have been severely hampered by their short, turkey-sized legs, and could easily have been outrun by an athletic human child."
>>70315246
> because it turns out dinosaurs are bullshit.
Not every dinosaur had feathers didn't dong
Adult therapods as big as T. Rex or giganotosaurus didn't either
>>70313221
yeah. cook it a bit long and it becomes chewy as hell.
gator meat is something people try for novelty... it's not very good eating.
>>70315246
They're the same evolutionary tree, yes, but they still aren't modern birds. There are lots of differences. Also, most dinosaurs are unrelated to birds in the sense of being their ancestors. It was just one group.
>>70315328
They were badass but there's no such thing as "nothing else surviving if you're badass" in naature, that's not how ecosystems work.
>>70315246
>>70315381
look at this bullshit
this isn't cool
>>70315072
They existed at the time of the dinosaurs. They're not descendants.
>>70315394
thats exactly how nature works
>>70309480
The only movie about alligators I'll ever need.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZwhNFOn4ik
>>70309480
The more important question: Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
>>70315368
>hampered
Go back to reading clickbait articles.
>>70315432
Thats also not real and has never been
>>70315246
>he doesn't know raptors still exist
>>70315432
Turkeyosaurus rex
Turkinosaurus rex
>>70315015
Holy shit dogs. That thing is fucking majestic
meh I've seen gianterer alligators
>>70315246
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harpy_eagle
these raptora are pretty cool tho
>>70315636
why are eagles so based USA USA USA
>>70314584
>expend energy to get a giant burrito instead of tasty chicken
Crocs have been around longer than your inefficient mammalian self, warm-blood
>>70310762
I'll never forget where the creature attacks the little boy and his head flies off.
>>70315150
>that spino face
Top lel
>>70309694
VFX were more impressive than Anno's Godzilla trailer desu
>>70315733
That's Baryonyx
>>70315671
>On occasion, larger prey such as capybaras, peccaries, and deer are taken and they are usually taken to a stump or low branch and partially eaten, since they are too heavy to be carried whole to the nest.[9][34][35] Red brocket deer, a species commonly weighing over 30 kg (66 lb), have been reportedly taken and, in such cases, the eagle may have to tear it into pieces or feed on it at the killing site rather than fly with it, as it would be too heavy.[36] The harpy has been recorded as taking domestic livestock, including chickens, lambs, goats, and young pigs, but this is extremely rare under normal circumstances
pretty impressive for a 9kg bird
>>70315745
>tfw Bary was supposed to be in Jurassic World but never showed up
I was pretty pissed
>>70315747
>see this big fucking thing
>I'm gonna eat it
The american dream
Who had this game as a kid?
>>70316014
I had the side scrolling adventure one, I think where you play as dinosaurs
desu alligators are based as fuck
>eat invasive species that dumbasses release into the wild
>eat boars (see above)
>eat retards
>scares away annoying canadian tourists that can't fucking drive
>cool to look at
>>70316067
>t.alligator
>>70316014
i had the one where you build your jurassic park and it was amazing, you could pen a bunch of raptors and make them fight other dinos
>>70316171
T. Crocodile
>M'ligator
>>70316183
DELETE THIS FUCKING LIE OH MY GOD YOU FUCKING ALLIGATOR SHITLORD
>>70309694
cant wait for Captain Disillusions video, what a fucking man
>>70316393
it is true the video is fake as compared to the mighty, proud, and benevolent Crocodile, the shit eating aligator is much smaller and pathetic. this video is obviously an optical illusion most likely caused by the florida swamps disgusting gasses.
>>70309694
I didn't know there were other people who watched Captain Disillusion, he has so little subscribers and is an actual good YouTuber.
>>70314584
would you rather eat an already cooked chicken wing with sauce on a place but not be completely full or would you rather chase a fuckhuge, live, talon footed chicken around and eat it while it still fought to survive?
>>70309604
>Dominic Purcell
>>70309604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5cnvkHYqLg
>>70316764
>>70314597
Wild pigs are a huge nuisance. They tear up land, eat crops, and contaminate streams.
>>70315152
I have 2 cockatiels and their bites hurt like hell.
>>70315676
Curt Connors detected.
>>70314597
>>70314597
>pigs are inoffensive
Except when a wild boar with piglets fucks you up because you got too close
>>70314584
the bigger they are the more they can fight back. They're pretty chill predators.
>AFRICAN STILL DYING TO CROCS YEAR AFTER YEAR
>EES BECAUSE WE NEED DA WATER
>Can't figure out how to use a stick or a damn rope or dangle a fucking bucket near the water
Africa deserves what Africa gets.
Even the Zulu king told em they're no good.
>>70316873
holy shit you don't quite realize he's that huge until he's next to those other crocs
>>70315841
They got her concept art done and everything. Looked pretty cool on the websirlte leading up to release, she just didn't show up in the movie. I was looking forward to a rafting massacre scene the whole movie.
>>70316527
>been subbed to him since he had only 1000 subs
>have a bad feeling he's going to spike in popularity soon
The same thing happened with Dunkey and H3H3
>>70316229
kek
>>70313961
Now Amos Moses was a cajun
Lived by himself in da swamp
He hunted alligator for a livin'
He'd just knock em in da head wit a stump
>>70316527
>>70316393
>Short and succinct videos
>Just talks about the facts of VFX and how videos are faked not fedora tipping lel dumb religious people
>Has on Based Beakman for an episode, not that kike Bill Nye
Truly the best "skepticism" channel on youtube
>>70309480
>ywn be a giant alligator frolicking on a golf course
jdimsa
>>70309480
That's a big gator
>>70317321
DELET THIS
>>70317401
Don't worry. He's fine
>>70317321
didnt they reattach his hand though
Something is fucky about that gators shadow. And the way it disappears from sight.
>>70317321
kek i see this image all the time in those fake ass youtube thumbnails is this even real?
>>70317567
It actually is
>>70317321
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9Xpb7F7bAsM
>>70317321
Let's give this guy a hand.
>>70317635
Jesus fucking christ.
can I watch it in my chevrolet movie theater?
>>70317635
Kinda fucked up that they baited that pig like that.
>>70317635
>trump supporters
>>70315015
Is Coyote Peterson the next Steve Irwin? Fucker made snapping turtles seem really cool.
>>70317853
Based Trump eating up Berniefags
>>70317635
baiting the pig like that for your own amusement is not right
>>70317888
>tfw he replies to comments on his videos
Pretty based, I hope he makes it big.
>>70312376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBNYwxDZ_pA
weakass bitch lizards
>>70316171
>tfw I am
if you mean I graduated from UF that is
>>70317635
the screams of the dead
>>70315072
BWAK BWAK MOTHERFUCKER
>>70317957
That's a caiman, catfag. Literally the weak cousins of crocodiles. Only the black ones are strong
>>70317958
You won't fucking fool me so easily you fucking gator piece of shit
>>70317943
bet they didnt really expect that to happen.
anyways, its just animals, that alligator would have eaten something alive sooner or later.
>>70317996
>Only the black ones are strong
WE WUZ GATORS IN SHIEET
>>70317635
the south: never
>>70318125
yeah, yeah i'm not an animal rights person but doing it like that doesn't sit right with me.
>>70317635
>"This is just reality in the Bayou"
>Bunch of rednecks sitting around baiting animals to their deaths and then laughing at it
Sounds about right.
>>70318208
sure it seems unfair, mean etc...
but thats just you injecting human empathy into something where it has no place.
>>70316873
>those added reptilian noises
godamnit
>>70318228
Well to be fair sir, feral pigs are problematic in the South
>>70318299
To be fair that would be true if the situation wasn't instigated by humans. There's a difference between nature taking its course, and humans baiting an animal into dying in a horrible way.
GOD TIER CROCODILIANS:
Salt water Crocodile
Nile Crocodile
American alligator
Black caiman
>>70318299
eh, i can empathize with an animals death being caused by tourists who wanted to see something exciting in their lives.
there's a difference between nature being nature and humans poking a stick into the hornets nest.
>>70318228
you eat pigs, alligators eat pigs, so this time a human got an alligator a meal wheres the problem with that?
Pigs get eaten, thats how it works.
>>70309480
Primeval is good. It has orlando jones screaming
>I FUCKING HATE AFRICA!!!
Good movie.
>>70317635
>Why are southerners such morons and are just plain evil? Is it their christian religion?
>>70318299
>ex is vegan
>has too much empathy for animals
>she cant' watch discovery channel or planet earth shit anymore because she can't stand to see animals get eaten
>tell her if the predator doesn't eat the prey it, and all it's babies starve
>she says she knows, wishes there was some way for all animals to be happy bullshit
Women need to be impregnated fast so. All that empathy she could put in to loving and raising a child, instead of eating eggplant.
>>70317635
Wow fucking assholes
>>70318357
yeah but it only bothers you because you dont see this shit happening in your daily life.
there is no morale at play here, an animal ate an animal, a human took part in it why the fuck shouldnt he? its like poking a stick into an ant-hill, no real damage done.
>>70313092
goodnight pupper
Lake Placid is the best.
Shit, Jurrasic World copied their ending scene from one of the coolest parts of Lake Placid.
>>70317635
Good. Wild pigs are a huge problem.
>>70318408
I don't give a shit that an animal got eaten. I am making fun of rednecks whose entertainment consisted of going out on a boat, probably drinking, and watching a gator eat a pig.
Why are you so buttflusterd, Cleetus?
>>70318554
It bothers me because it didn't look natural. The pig wouldn't have gone into the water if they weren't throwing food there, and because of the awkward angle induced by an unnatural scenario, the pig died in an awful way - had his leg ripped to pieces in an obviously nonfatal way, and then took a while for the alligator to be able to drown him, if that's what even happened.
The pig was clearly hesitant, goaded on by retards, and died horribly because of it.
It was done for amusement, not to carry on the natural order.
>>70318703
as opposed to memeposting on /tv/?
>>70309480
That gait is too uniform it looks animated.
>>70318727
Who cares? Have you seen how badly pigs destroy the environment?
>>70318862
Point to all my memes.
>>70316067
>eat invasive species that dumbasses release into the wild
But anon, I like Burmese pythons.
>>70318914
Then why not shoot them all instead of goading an individual into dying horribly and unnaturally?
You're a nation of gun owners and you can't even kill some invasive wild pigs without making them die horribly for your amusement.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35VU0pHB7-s
Here's something more interesting to watch when it comes to alligators eating things, and doesn't involve redneck fucks baiting anything.
>>70313207
>tfw no Pit Bros
>cntl f
>no croczilla
>>70319117
>that power
>that crunch
Yeah I can see why they havent changed since living amongst dinosaurs.
>>70309694
Most modern smartphones have image stabilization. Makes the videos look weird.
>>70319273
Such a strange movie
With asian superman no less
