This guy on AGT is being called genius and amazing but I find it completely retarded. What am I missing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O70Ww9vzjvg&feature=youtu.be
>>70304665
>watches agt
The answer is quite simple. A brain.
>>70304747
I don't watch it. It's a currently popular clip making the rounds. Blow me, kid.
>>70304785
> It's a currently popular clip making the rounds.
>literally reposting facebook memeshit
Hey cool, bro. That definitely makes you seem like a mature individual.
>>70304821
I agree with you but i want to berate you for being a tripfag that's a couple of months old and is posting on /lit/ and /mu/ of all fucking places
>>70304747
>>70304821
>using a tripcode
cringed
>>70304869
>>70304883
tripfag is a big fag but OP's faggotry levels are way beyond
>>70304665
Fuck your facebook shit shill OP. You and your youtube nonsense can kill itself
Post some mel b
>>70304964
>most watched show in the US
>YouTube shit
Lol you delusional turd, leave your cave once in a while
>>70304665
Meh, its above average funny at best.
>>70304928
>getting triggered when someone misuses a 4chan feature
nothing wrong with this
>>70304665
>Normie Memes: The Show
Boy howdy, can't wait for some sob story or juvenile comedy act to win it all!
I watched the first 5 minutes tonight, some shit-nosed kid did stand up that was god awful and everyone praised him for it. Show is made for retards.
>>70304928
I can't tell if you're messing with me, one of the key features that separates 4chan from reddit is the fact that you don't need an account to post, tripping is useful for when you don't want someone to derail your thread by pretending to be you, using it for no good reason just makes you out to be an attention whore
>>70304665
>watches agt
The answer is quite simple. A brain.
>>70304858
>that's a couple of months old
>>70305240
>I post on a pedophilic meme board but I am simply too superior for the country's most popular talent show
>>70305301
le *tip*
Typical american "humour"
>>70305301
Popularity=/=quality.
Retards will will watch anything.
>>70304665
Who are all the black chicks in the audience they shoot that are talking? Are they fucking putting mics on the audience members just to get shitty ''what is this'' reactions?
>>70304747
>>70304821
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8
>>70305464
Yeah it's the newest thing they're doing. Micing audience members, because cutting away from the act to show the judges and Nick Cannon wasn't enough. I've never watched the garbage show, but this is such a gross production decision. American tv is fucked.
>>70305369
>Typical american "humor"
Fixed it
The second half was a cute party trick, but you could literally learn that entire routine in 10 minutes.
The whole talent show concept has been completely unwatchable for years as they've moved away from anything resembling realism to a fantasy parade of cuts spliced together from 7 hours of footage. I don't think there's a single second of actual footage in that entire clip, the audio is blatantly mixed to play to the narrative.
>>70305498
>it's a "I paid for some random nigger to read copypasta so now I have to endlessly spam it everywhere to trick myself into believing the money was well spent" episode
>>70306134
I agree with everything you said, but there has been one act on the show that blew my mind when I first saw it. It's still on a shit show but it's one of the few acts I consider actual talent and could have easily ended in death.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-LhWP_T0IA
>>70305301
If you were a talentless basement dwellers you'd get triggered hard by people doing things and getting complimented for it, too.
>>70306460
>responding to yourself
>>70304665
The only thing that's completely retarded is that there's still anyone watching this shit.
>>70306460
Good point
>>70306543
Fuck off
>>70306574
Yeah they should only watch sophisticated shows like Breaking Bad and Archer right m'gentlesir?
>>70306594
You sure showed me. ;^)
>>70304665
Dude's British. He's been on TV over here a few times and does the comedy festival circuit.
He's probably been hand-picked by Cowell to appear on the show in the US, and as a result has a load of shilling behind him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50JbiZEWq1Y
>>70304785
clicking on anything on the front page of youtube or whatever makes you a retard, it's all terrible
>>70306673
>photoshopped on his phone
sorry m8
>>70306935
He's a kiwi.
>>70304665
Op saw this on reddits frontpage
>>70307026
Actually my gf texted it to me. Thanks for letting us know you're a redditer though, retard
>>70307024
No wonder he doesn't speak then
>>70306987
>photoshopped
Lmao.
>>70304665
just an edgy zany puppet show thing for the normies
>>70307047
>texted it to me
>this is how his neckbearded ass thinks normies talk
>>70304665
Why do they get sound bites from the audience now?
Why are people talking at a performance?
Why is it always niggers not understanding what's happening and becoming indignant that they can't wrap their minds around toddler humor?
>>70304883
>getting this triggered
>>70307193
How autistic are you? I don't even know what you're trying to communicate to us
>>70307193
Everyone uses the term "texted" when referring to Text Messages on a mobile phone.
What the fuck else would you say?
>>70307047
>gf
>texted
>'redditer'
>retard
>>70304665
Goddamn this is fucking painful.
>americas got TALENT
>its some faggot doing an oven mitt puppet show that parents would do for their kids as an easy laugh
>people fucking eat it up
Yes america does have talent. A talent for being mentally challenged.
did his mom freak?
>>70307349
>>70307357
>they took the bait
Hello, red.
>>70307357
I recieved a communique upon my personal telephony instrument.
These talent shows are super fake.
The finalists have already worked out deals with the producers through their agents during the rehearsal period.
At this stage, the judges already know who the finalists will be.
I don't even think this guy is a legitimate act. I think he's someone from central casting the producers brought in to generate some meme buzz.
>>70307407
You were only pretending to be retarded...?
>>70304747
AGT isn't bad. They've had some cool stuff on there. Unfortunately, it always gets voted out by singers and dancers. The second half of the show is shit and boring. The first half is comics, magicians, daredevils, and general weird people.
>>70307441
>the irony
>image.jpg
Heh.
>>70307482
Merely pretending, yes.
POST SOME FUCKING MEL B
>>70307506
Why? She fucking sucks and she ruined BFQOTY 2014
>>70307504
Wow, you're a real master ruseman.
Dumbass.
>>70307501
Also, Mel B and Heidi Klum ruined the fucking show. I stopped watching after they came on. They solidified that aspect to the show. I've seen them turn down daredevils because they were too dangerous looking while the crowd, Howard Stern and Howie were going crazy. They are absolute holes.
>>70307545
i like her fake titty cleavage
>>70304785
>Blow me, kid.
Are you a paedophile?
>>70307556
>gets ass ravaged
Yeah, I guess I failed in my attempts, eh?
I hate these brainless shows
>>70306935
hes from NZ, he did used to do stuff like this at standup gigs here (seen it live once) but nobody really seemed into it. makes sense the yanks would love it
>>70307047
Thanks for letting us know you're a normie, cuck.
>>70304665
>Crowd commentary
Just when you thought american television couldn't get any worse
>>70307556
>keeps taking bait
>being this stupid
>>70307606
That's just it. You and I both know you weren't trolling. You're just a moron who got called out and can't save face.
>>70307379
keep watching. there are some pretty good gags (that he probably stole)
>>70307684
>>70307606
Samefag.
>>70307704
>he still doesn't see the irony in his responses
Stay mad though. I am laffin
>>70307704
>just keeps taking it
>who is this madman?
>>70307704
>>70307725
Samefag.
>>70307738
Of course you are.
>>70304665
I dont get it
>>70304665
>Staged comments by niggers
>those random "audience" shots with mic to give the illusion that the audience is somehow alive and not a meme clap machine
Why do people watch this anyway?
>>70307802
Okay, I'll be honest, it was more of a chuckle.
those shows aren't live or anything
its not like thats the actual audience laughing at that shit or even the hosts
its all scripted and sound overlay edits
this is just testing the degree of brainwashing the media has done
theres nothing funny about the guy in the vid OP but people will find it funny when they think theres a whole lot of people in a giant audience laughing at it
>>70307875
Like I said mate, you dun goofed. I'm sorry.
>>70307875
>internet prankster
>keepin' it this real
applaud you, mang
>>70307934
Keep pulling up those dank memes from ED.
That'll help you save face.
>>70307898
You have some valid points but they are live. I've been to live tapings of less shitty shows and they do the same thing: record clear audience reactions before the show starts to edit in later. So yes it is fabricated immensely but they still have huge live crowds.
>>70307973
Quoting me and samefagging working wonders for you?
It's ok that you didn't know what texting was. I'm glad you learned something today.
>>70308081
>absolutely slayed
>keeps gettin' up
Just accept defeat, hombre. You're done.
>>70308081
>he can't spot samefags
Lel. Wipe your dads jizz off your screen, mate.
>>70308102
>>70308120
I'm glad you """""both""""" learned something today.
>>70308207
This is a rare catch, lads.
Witness.
>>70308265
>Still this buttflustered
I just pity you.
>>70304665
>second glove starts to mime
>audience goes wild at this unexpected turn of events
Fuck this gay reich.
>>70308207
We """"both"""" learned that for whatever reason you really don't want to wipe your dads jizz of the screen.
>>70308321
You're just fishing for a navy seal pasta, aren't you?
Sorry, friend. I'm not gonna go that mainstream.
>>70308394
Interesting you """""two""""" are choosing to post in such a gap between posts.
BTFO? I think so.
>>70308415
Nah, my pity is genuine. I'm so sorry for you.
>>70308462
>>70308493
Alright then.
This has quickly become a zero sum game so I'm just gonna recuse myself and leave you to be on your unmerry way.
used to watch britains got talent when i was younger with the senpai most weekends. i only watched for the dominos pizza. it's a fucking shit show but fun to watch when you're younger with your normie senpai.
>>70306134
They should take some lessons from Indian talent shows. This remains one of the most insane things I've ever seen
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xmlsqg_shocking-india-talent-show-warrior-of-goja-best-ever-video-punjabi-sikh-guys-goes-crazy_sport
>>70308626
Why were you having out at your teacher's place? Was it penis inspection day?
>>70304665
This guy's been on the circuit for a while I've seen him before. Don't think he's American.
>>70308536
Later, fuckwit.
>>70308629
Have you seen the show?
They do have genuinely cool and often times scary stuff on there. There's been some really cool balancing acts. One with a guy upside down hovering over a circular saw. Unfortunately, they always get pushed out by singing and dancing acts. Like I said in an earlier post, Mel B and Heidi Klum really ruined it in that regard and now a lot of those interesting acts aren't even getting through the first round. But it used to be pretty cool for half a season.
>>70307469
He's a comedy performer he's been working this act for years.
>>70304665
This is worse than when they pretended that hacky comedian Tom Cotter who got on stage and told basically jokebook puns was some kind of comedic genius
>>70308789
How is Howie Mandel as a comedian? Maybe he's a bit hacky. From what I've seen, he pushes for every comedian there is, funny or not.
>>70304665
I bet this guy posts Jared Leto Joker quotes on ha Facebook.
>>70308789
>>70308854
Wait, I'm looking at a clip of Tom Cotter and he's not telling puns, he's telling one liners. If that's hacky to you, your dismissing a lot of successful comedians.
>>70308860
>I bet this guy posts Jared Leto Joker quotes on ha Facebook.
>on ha Facebook.
>on ha
>ha
>ha
What an absolute madman.
>>70308674
don't talk to me ever again
>>70308974
Ok.
This is BRILLIANT
Even if this guy never does make a dime from his act, even if people can't figure it out, even if you despise it or hate on it or just fucking don't care, he had his moment in the spotlight and people loved it because it was different, unique, never seen before, and brilliant.
As Steve Jobs would sortakinda say:
"What the fuck have you done, aside from sit in front of your shitty computer and bitch about stuff like this just because you need to see your own words on a screen someplace?"
>>70309123
>never seen before
>pretending inanimate objects have personalities and moving them so it looks like they're talking
>never seen before
>unique
>different
Pls be baiting.
>>70304665
This is the same as Britains Got Talent.
They start playing "epic music" and applauding and a standing ovation for the most shittiest and mundane acts.
It's truly pathetic.
>>70304665
I think what makes it brilliant is the juxtaposition of some kind of edgy character and you expect him to do something like break his own arm or something grim then he brings out this vaudeville routine about kissing himself and other cute routine. Its the mix of the scary and the delightful that makes it so unique.
>>70309265
Also, the judges comments for acts are the most pre rehearsed scripted lines ever.
They say things like "THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY AMAZKNG AND THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SCENE".
Simply so the editors can use that line in an advert for the show to get normies intrigued and to tune in.
The whole ____ Got Talent and every other show are simply for viewership and ad revenue.
>>70309299
>expect him to do something like break his own
>expect him
>to break his own arm
Is this why people watch this shit? Are you actually that dumb?
>>70309335
To be fair, Ukraine's got talent had a show from the worlds best stripper.
Literally the world's best. Shit was pretty impressive.
>>70309299
>115 posts later someone addresses op's point
>ten seconds later gets called dumb
Everyone on this board is going to hell
>>70307545
>she ruined BFQOTY 2014
God I had blocked that out of my mind. Thanks for reminding me. I swear their obsession with making sure there is ALWAYS at least one or two females ruins a lot of their panel shows, this was a great example.
>clapmerican humour
>>70309370
>call someone dumb on the internet
>sent to hell
Them's some harsh digs, God.
How a nigga gon' pretend anyone's getting into heaven with dem standards, cuz?
>>70305406
But why are we arguing about box office returns and how much a movie flopped then?
>>70309506
The tripnigger that got BTFO earlier is still here. Sad.
>>70304665
Hey Reddit
>>70309339
>What's your name?
>T-Tape.. Tape Face
>And what do you do?
>Well Simon I'm gonna break my own arm
>crowd cheers
>Ok well let's see it
>CRACK
>YEEEAUUUGHGH!! AAAAUUGHGH OH MY GOD!! AUUAGH
>applause as he's dragged off-stage screaming
>>70309520
Good point. Capeshit dummys are literally no different from AGT audience members. I love that.
>>70304665
>mic'd audience black lady "so... what is this?"
I fucking hate the United States of America... fuck.
Great thread guys, I'm proud of you.
>>70306279
MADMAN/10
>>70304785
>Blow me, kid.
Down vote
>>70309529
Yeah. I you should blow harder next time. :^)
>>70304665
why the hell were the audience doing that wavy thing to that song? It doesn't even go well together
>>70305310
I hate this Fred reddit meme
I remember this past year there was one act where it was just a family going down waterslides and doing flips over a bar into a pool. Like things every fucking kid can does. It was retarded.
>the current state of /tv/
>>70310740
>image.jpg
>Le ebin JUST meme
you have only yourself to blame, cumbucket.
>>70310740
How dare we talk about a tv show! Go away spic
GET OUT NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70304665
Not watched it yet
This guys been on the british comedy circuit for years
I bet it's going to be his shitty oven mitt act
>>70312588
ayy I was right
>>70306152
>>70306152
not that guy you're replying to but I've posted this video a few times in response to tripfags.
>>70304665
>audience offers unscripted commentary on events
Only in Burgerland
HOL UP
>>70313328
SO YOU BE SAYAN
>>70306279
I'd let him swallow my sword ;^)
>>70313328
Why does literally every black person have an underbite?
>>70304665
>prop """"humor""""
