>"This is a rebellion, isn't it? I rebel"
Please kill me
>"This is a disco, isn't it? I disc"
>>70303722
>actual line
holy shit, they probably thought that was golden enough to put in the trailer
the rest of the dialogue must be atrocious
>>70303872
>"..."
>"..."
>"..."
>"Yes, sir"
>>70303722
>BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fucking hell, why did they put that in the trailer?
>>70303722
Kill yourself you lazy fuck.
>>70303722
This is a reboot isn't it? I reboot.
>>70303722
I'm betting whoever wrote this line also wrote the "I'm fish Mooney bitch" and "make me a sandwich" lines in Gotham
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4NkkAQllfo
Damn, Felicity Jones is way sexier than Daisy. Like, I'd give Daisy a solid pat on the head for saving the Resistance, but I'd penetrate every one of Felicity's holes just for picking up a lightsaber. She looks like she'd be down with the freaky shit.
>>70303722
I want to feed her carrots.
>>70304305
Boy Fish Mooney really set a lot of you people off huh?
>>70304480
>you people
What do you mean by that anon?
>"This is a drive, isnt it? I drive"
>>70303722
I can literally see the multiple layers of makeup on her face.
Frakkin love the sirens in the trailer gives me goosebumps. I turn on my speaker to full blast and keep replaying this with the windows open.
>>70303722
and the redditors here actually think the reshoots are happening because this movie is too "dark" and doesn't have enough quips
>>70303722
Just think - They're currently shooting 4 extra weeks of material to add MORE of these quips.
I liked the trailer generally, but I get a bad feeling from this Felicity Jones chick. She seemed REALLY clunky and goofy, and some of the lines...woof.
>>70304508
is that Mike from Half in the Bag?
>>70304671
Huh who whats that
>>70303722
>This is a pod right? iPod.
>>70304671
Nah that's Morey, an NBA gm. Him and Hinkie post on /sp/
>>70304692
Now THIS is pod racing!
>>70304713
/SP REPRESENT!
WOO WOO
>>70304339
I want to fug that bunny!!!
>>70304567
Then why can I still see her shitton of wrinkles?
>>70304810
Dude thats lewd the other guy just talked about feeding her carrots
>>70304692
best so far
>>70304826
I'd feed her my carrot
>This is iRobot, isn't it? I robot.
>>70305772
Yes?
>>70305623
>>70305623
You are from Reddit aren't you? Iam a huge faggot who assumes that anyone who has a different opinion than me is from that website and I care way too much because I need 4chan to be my own personal circle-jerk, group-think safe haven for /pol/ tier world views because I have nothing else going for me in my pathetic life
I can only imagine the flood of slowed down grainy tumblr gifs captioned with 'I rebel' of her when that trailer came out.
Why do you cucks hate this line so much
>>70304614
>>70307177
Do you think it's a strong piece of writing? Yes or no.
>>70307177
Because it's edgy.
>>70304054
This is a reshoot isn't it?
I reshoot
reminder that Disney fucked Star Wars.
>mfw Disney is gonna reshoot a bunch of shit a waste millions more this summer because the first screenings of Rogue One were complete shit
Kek
>>70307230
Its factual though shes telling them she wishes to join there rebellion and she is literally rebelling
>>70304522
>This is a flight plan isn't it? call it in.
This is a glib facsimile isn't it? I glib.
>>70307270
Reminder most of your friends actually like that Disney took it over and really liked TFA.
Reminder your friend will slap you on the back saying "I can respect your opinion." Meaning they GENUINELY enjoyed TFA and aren't just blinded by hype.
I like my friends but fuck. It's like the world has flipped upside down. In middle school these people essentially laughed at me for being hyped for the Phantom Menace.
Fuck Disney. Fuck Star Wars. The EU and KOTOR were the best parts besides the originals and they shat that away.
>>70303722
>iRebel
>Ira Bel
Killme.
>>70307306
>It's factual though.
"So is a drive isn't it? I drive." is also factual, but it would ruin the film if it were said. Are you fucked?
>>70307363
Phantom menace had incredible potential and terrific art direction. Trailers made it look epic. Lucas fucked up.
Your friends don't recognize innovation thats what
>So it's a treason isn't it
>I rebel
>aaaaaargh
>>70303722
You've had months to create this thread, and you chose to do it now?
>>70303722
"I rebel"
OH FUCK THE CRINGE!!!!!
The way she says it makes my dick implode like a neutron star. Holy shit how clique can you casting agents get? Stop trying to empower white women. It's so blatant its sickening.
>>70303722
>they work for the masked man, the Rogue
>Oneâ„¢?
>ay, in cinemas in 2016, preorder your tickets now
bravo star wars
>>70307423
>fanboys crushed so hard that now they have to struggle to come up with ways to praise the worst Star Wars movie ever made to try to make it look less shit compared to an objectively better film
Wewwwsa laddimnkins.
>>70308103
>struggle
>literally the best world building of the star wars franchise
>pod racing
>memorable but underdeveloped villain
>>70305772
Best one so far
>>70303722
Why did she age about 40 years in the span of 1 year!?!?
>>70303722
She's 32, yet her skin is pushing 61.
JUST
>>70308150
>pod racing
You know this is an 18+ board right?
>>70304508
DUDE TROPIC THUNDER LMAO
grow up kid.
Is this the birth of a new bane tier meme?
>>70308294
>>70308331
Is it make-up? Is it Sun damage? Is it stress?
>This is 4chan, isn't it? I reddit
This is a Carley isn't it? I Carley
>>70303722
I don't understand this line. What does it mean
>swn nibble your earlobe
;_;
This is a space movie with aliens right? Well you see, I Ayyyyyy
>>70303722
>"This is Star Wars, isn't it? I star."
>>70308347
Yeah, most kids hated podracing so I get why you did. But for most adults that was the highlight of the first movie. Sorry bro.
https://twitter.com/Borys_Kit/status/737796634302517248
ROGUE ONE, according to one of my guys, as prequel-ly as a prequel can get, leading up to 10 minutes before A NEW HOPE begins.Tone matters.
>>70307363
>Reminder most of your friends actually like that Disney took it over and really liked TFA.
My friends didn't do this.
Most of them fall under the "It's alright." category.
LMAO
I thought that line was just usual shitposting at first
>>70306717
This is a projection isn't it? I project.
>>70304522
underrated
>This is Harry Bellion, isn't it, Ira Bell?
What did she mean by this?
>>70303722
Her face looks weird
>>70304305
Fish is great. It was a great twist to bring her back tbphwymfoah.
>>70310209
>leading up to 10 minutes before A NEW HOPE begins
They are going to fuck up A NEW HOPE's repeat viewings. I guarantee it. They will add something "10 minutes before the start of ANH" and I can see it fucking up everything.
>>70310452
Mine just say that at least it's better than the prequels. Maybe I and II, but I'd much rather watch III than watch SJWars: A Newer Hope again.
>>70303722
So who is Ira Belle? Is that the name of the lady she's talking to?
>this is a rebellion isn't it, ira belle?
>>70303722
At least she's hot and doesn't look like scum like the other chick.
>>70303722
I don't see how that's a rebellion.
>>70311619
this
>>70304692
>>70303915
Star Wars: Refn Strikes Back