I'll start.
>>70296636
How did they mess up the sequel so badly? First one is a perfect 10/10, this one was a generous 5/10
>>70296650
Because they were knowingly making a bad sequel to a semi-unintentionally bad movie. This is why I was never interested in the sequel in the first place. I'm sure they shoehorned a "I'm tellin you motherfuckers" line in there somewhere.
>>70296843
I feel they told actors to do bad takes. I love shitty movies. This was food fight level
>>70296650
because movies with a lot of heart and passion put in that end up being inept but still charming regardless are always much better than ironic hipster cunts making intentionally bad movies. Its cynical and gross.
>>70296880
>I feel they told actors to do bad takes
Without even watching it I can safely assume they did. Movies made with good intentions that turn out shitty usually have alot of entertainment value. Intentionally shitty movies are never good. Ever. Especially when they are pandering to ironic hipster "movie nerds".
>>70296636
Is that Taco Belle next to the female Zorro?
>>70297940
holy fuck it is
>>70298056
>I've always wanted to fuck this porn star, do a literal casting couch and tell her she will be in a bigtime movie!
I was surprised at how bad it was, but I loved the first one too much to hate it.
I'm guilty at smiling at all of the blatant references to the original. It didn't capture the charm of the original, I didn't uninstall.
I love how most rooms had that silly lion head in the background though.
>>70296636
>films you uninstalled
a movie file is not a program
>>70296636
Not even Tommy wisseua could save it
>>70300359Tommy was one of the worst parts of the movie.
>>70296636
It had a completely different tone than the original
>>70300070
....it is?
James Rolfe's review made me want to check these out, but I simply cannot handle this much shit. Besides, he shows all the cheesiest and funniest parts of the movies in his review so there's really no point to sift through this crap.
>>70301323
Often the trailers for a lot of these low-budget schlockfests are better short films than the features are. Some companies even release collections of just trailers on DVD.
>>70296636
yeah I hate that App too
I feel sorry for anyone who backed this thinking it would have any of the cameos the Kickstarter promised it would have.
>le so bad it's good meme
bad means bad.
bad doesn't mean good.
>>70296636
I marathoned the first half hour today but had to quit because it was too much cringe.
>>70296636
Is the police chief back in this one. He was my favourite part about the first movie.
>>70296636
The Witch
That recent movie with MEW that isnt Cloverfield
Babaschnook
Mad Maxipad: Furry Vagina
Any Batman movie
Captain Retardica: Civil Divorce
Spidey is my favorite superhero but this was literally the worst film I had the displeasure of watching
>>70301700
FUCK OFF this movie is way better than BvS and Civil War.
world's greatest dad
the gift
un prophète
in the heart of the sea
barry lyndon
lawrence of arabia
near dark
>>70296880
>I feel they told actors to do bad takes.
This is what killed "so bad it's good" movies entirely for me.
Early on, Asylum made those hilariously shit knock offs just to confuse grand parents buying movies. I found them enjoyable for a time (Sherlock Holmes was the peak Asylum hilarity) but then the whole genre so to say became really mainstream and then become fully self aware. Now they were making shit intentionally rather than through sheer incompetence.
Visible boom mics, bad CG, fucked up line readings, these were no longer mistakes in the movie, they now were intentionally done. Really sucked the fun out of it for me.
