>I'm willing to offer you $200,000 for 30% on the condition that you come to my birthday party at Chuck-E-Cheese this weekend and call me once a week to ask how I'm doing
>>70291834
>Get a load of this guy. I'll give you what Robert's offering, plus I'll throw in Mav's tickets.
I don't think either offer is good enough for a stake in the next Olympic sport, BULLETBALL!
>>70291834
>I'll put up the $80K you are asking for 15% of your business - 10% more than your ask - if you'll make eye contact with me for 4 seconds
>>70291947
Is Bulletball art?
>>70291834
You have exactly 10 seconds to explain why Dragons Den is NOT superior to Shark Tank
Pro Tip:Its probably doable
>>70292040
If you so much as even let Robert's sentence register in your mind, I will have you castrated by a team of trained Olympic athletes.
Shark Tank Power Rankings
1. Based Kevin
POWER GAP
2. The Cuban Missile Crisis
3. Robert "I'm So Lonely" Herjaburjebujabeker
4. Lori "Dat Infomercial Dolla" Greiner
9000. The Old Woman
900000000000001. Manlet
>>70292040
Can't do it, I'm out.
>>70292119
Arlene and weird Indian from season 8 and up
>>70292145
>>70292170
>Based Kevin
>tfw Kevin is Canadas better version of Trump
>>70292119
It's Canadian, and none of the pitches are for anything worth a shit.
Canadians are a joke in general, just look at Kevin.
>>70292219
Can't wait desu, I fucking hate Weedman.
>>70291834
>>70292145
>shark-tank[...].jpg
Wait does America's Dragon's Den have the same cast as Canada's Shark Tank?
>>70292198
>weird Indian
Fuck. You got me.
Early seasons are untouchable though.
>>70292242
>none of the pitches are for anything worth a shit.
not entirely true, but even still, I prefer having the occasional shit product and pitch so that when Kevin lays into them it feels genuine instead of obvious forced attempts at adding drama to the show in Shark Tank
Also, what the fuck is up with Kevin in ST? He's like a watered down version of himself.
>My offer is $100,000 for 20%, but because you didn't accept the offer by the time I finished with this sentence, I'm out
>>70292251
Only Robert and Kevin. The worst and best of DD, basically.
>>70292145
>I'll give you the $100,000 for 5%, but only if you give me a 99.9% royalty to perpetuity and the blood of your children to extend Barbara's life again
