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What the fuck was his fucking problem?
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What the fuck was his fucking problem?
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Ask /pol/
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he wanted to bang the seductress gypsy wench

cant say i blame him
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Nothing. Gypsy's and subhumans were the real problem.
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>>70287959
Gyppos.
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God made a boner so much stronger than a man.
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>>70287959
He was cock teased by a literal whore in front of everyone.

She also cock teased the star of the film. Got his poor hopes up and than friend zoned him so hard he cried for hours.
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He wanted to be balls deep in gypsy cunt.
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>>70288945
>tfw i feel everything he does.
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>>70288945
>literally /tv/ and their waifus
lmao
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>>70288945
sad turtle :(
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>>70288945
fuck
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>>70287959
Cockteasing gypsies.
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>>70287959

He wanted some of that sweet taste of India.
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>>70288945
This shit is not right
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>>70287959
He no want to want de bussy, but he want de bussy all de same
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>>70288945
fucking hell thats too much man
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>>70288945
Women are barely human. I think them more closely related to snakes and spiders.
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>>70288945
BLEACHED
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>>70287959
He wanted to fuck the Gypsy girl even knowing he was a hypocrite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3NoDEu7kpg
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>>70288945
This is the most fucked up scene in any animated Disney film.

Hell, I think this is the only animated disney movie where the Main Protag does not get the girl.
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>>70288945

Is this from the fucking movie? Holy shit
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>>70288945


Why have you done this?
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>>70288945
Literally me irl
:(
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>>70289435
Too bad they didn't follow he plot of the book more closely. It would have been even more fucked up.
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>>70289644
Did they fugg in the book?
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>>70289354

IT WAS A MOVIE

Apologize to women you fucking cuck.
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>>70288945
I like how it looks like hes on the other side of the room but no, he's literally 5 inches away from them making out
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>>70289681
Nope, she is hanged to death, and then the hunchback goes and stays by her grave until he dies from starvation if i remember correctly
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>>70288945

>ugly manlet gets friend zoned

All is right in the world
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What the fuck was her fucking problem?
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>>70288945
>Guy is literally behind her and she doesn't even notices
Is that how women see the world? they filter the non attractive guys out of their vision? because that would explain a lot of things
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>>70289835
>Get cucked
>She gets Hanged like the Harlot she is
>Cuck yourself by starving to death at her grave

jeebus
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Doesn't he also get cucked again in the sequel?
or did they give him some bullshit happy ending
I don't remember honestly
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>>70289878
If Chad drove all the cars on the road in place of other generic men there would be many less accidents because women would be able to see them
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>>70289835
>gypsy whore and abomination die

Happy ends are great, we often forget that nowadays where everything has to be gritty and dark.
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>>70290054

That's not cool, man.
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>>70289681
She was trialed for murder she didn't commit, hanged and dumped in a mass grave. Quasimodo buried himself with her and eventually died of starvation in that grave as well. Also Pheb fucked her then dumped her for a noble qt. The priest, if i'm not mistaken tried to solicit sex from her in exchange for the non-guily verdict. Oh, and she wasn't friends qith quasimodo at all - he was a violent stalker, and not a nice guy at all.
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>>70288945
I love this scene, it really illustrates why this is one of the best Disney animated films. Especially coming out of the 90's, the era of anyone-can-be-and-do-anything-they-want, this thing was a breath of fresh air. Really grounded and meaningful conclusion instead of the usual love story garbage. This is the kind of story kids need to see to temper their expectations for reality. It -almost- makes up for those stupid gargoyles.
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>>70288945
That is so fucked up of Disney
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>>70289376
>2:06
Ayyoo ma mixtape is on fyah, hellfyah
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>>70288945
If only she started suckin his aryan dick lol
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>>70290122
This, all kid movies should come with a free beating for the kids from part of the movie staff like in the 50's.
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>>70288945
>being nice = cockteasing
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>>70290122
>kids need to see to temper their expectations for reality

Well for years I thought that gypsies could be attractive instead of the disgusting smelly abominations they are, so no the film is still far from reality.
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>>70290370
I just realized every gypsy in the movie is portrayed as an ugly thieving criminal. Esmeralda even totes around a disgusting smelly goat. Pretty accurate.
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>>70290365
>he doesn't immediately fall in love with every girl that's somewhat nice to him
What are you even doing on this board?
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>>70290676
>he doesn't immediately fall in love with every girl that even talks to him one time
ftfy ;_;
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>>70288945
DELETE THIS
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>>70290729
>He doesn't imagine having a life together with that girl who made accidental eye contact for 3 seconds before going to sleep
Fucking neurotypicals
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>>70288945
Of all the wooden beams in that room, why did they pick the one right next to them? Like, 2 feet next to them? It's just awkward.

I like the one on the left better than the one on the right, since you could have a close up of his reaction face while being able to connect to his emotions by seeing and hearing what he does in the background. Have him get out the card and rip it apart before he leaves the tent as setup for the next scene.

Disney, seriously.
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>>70288945
;_;
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>>70288945
new banner when?
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>>70290365
It wasn't really about cockteasing, it was about perspective and privilege (and not the kind of privilege SJWs whine about).

>Esmeralda: Oh, a pathetic ugly troll! Being the superior being I am, beautiful both inside and out, I shall take pity upon this lowly creature and show it some kindness.
>Quasimodo: Oh god, a beautiful woman! She... she notices me. Pays attention to me! She is kind toward me and shows appreciation, if not affection! But why? Why not show me fear and disgust? She... mustn't find me disgusting. She must actually see me for who I am inside, see past this hideous exterior for the mind, the soul I have cultivated, and appreciate me thusly! Surely, this must be affection!
>Esmeralda: Ooh, hey there handsome, fancy some time together? I know a nice, secluded place someone showed me once... can't really remember who... Oh! The troll! I'm sure he's off being happy and healthy after I had graced him with some kind words and gestures.
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Gypsy sluts turned his brother into an alcoholic, and he died from liver disease
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>>70289376
Wow.... How did Disney ever approve this shit?
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>>70288945
dont worry friends. in the book she hates maisie and loves aryan man. he however doesnt give a shit about her and just wants to bang some fresh 16 year old cunt. frollo is actually a middle aged good guy who accidentally cucked himself. he tries to kill aryan and frames esmeralda. she gets sent for execution but maisie saves her and takes her to notre dame claiming sanctuary. while there, esmeraldas HUSBAND, yes she was married, sneaks her out and gives her to frollo in exchange for her goat pet. for real. frollo tells her to be his bitch or die. she chooses to die since she thinks aryan is dead and she loves him too much to live. so she gets hanged while maisie watched from notre dame and frollo laughs. aryan watched her hang too because fuck bitches. maisie then goes to esmeraldas shallow grave and stays there until he dies from hunger

in the original she wasnt some strong independent woman. she was a very naive little girl who happened to be very sexy and was used by aryan and frollo and it ultimately caused her death. so be happy the witch was smote by GOD in the end
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>>70288945
Why
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>>70288945

You have to remember that the entire book is about a bunch of guys who want to fuck Esmeralda, and her only wanting to fuck the literal Chad of the book, Captain Phoebus.

Quasimodo was a huge beta orbiter who fell in love with her because she gave him water while he was being flogged, but she was disgusted by him because he is a hunchback.
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Greentext of the og story

>Hunchback baby gets abandoned, taken in by frollo
>frollo sees gypsy girl and wants to fug
>frollo grabs quasimodo and tries to kidnap gril
>phoebus saves her
>theres some poet dude
>esmeralda saves the poet dude by marrying him
>immediately jumps to phoebus
>he says he's engaged to his hot cousin
>gives esmeralda the d anyway
>MEANWHILE
>Quasimodo gets tfw no gf hard
>quasi devotes himself to the bad pussy
>frollo is thirsty as fuck
The rest is >>70291525

Basically the only dude in the right was Phoebus and we should all be like him
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>>70287959
Holy fucking shit, Esmerelda is hot.
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>>70288945
DELETE THIS
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>>70288945
Jesus christ to close to home man
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>>70292017
to add to even more backstory to your backstory of my backstory. gypsies kidnapped the babu of a french noblewoman and replaced it with their own disfigured monstrosity. maisie williams was that monstrosity. esmeralda was the pretty baby (1978). the noblewoman, who was previously a whore, took maisie to notre dame and abandoned him there. frollo raised him out of the goodness of his heart and kept him secluded because he had legitimate mental issues, was almost deaf, had a gimp eye, and couldnt speak very well. esmeraldas mom then became a type of nun and lived thinking that gypsies ate her baby. of course later on she hated esmeralda for being a gypsie, blaming her and all her kind for the loss of her child. baby snatching was a real thing back then that gypsies did. it was like a form of revenge. anyway, fast forward and after esmeralda refuses frollos big D, he leaves her with a nun until he can get the authorities to arrest her. there the woman learns that esmeralda is her child. she pleads to not take her baby again. she gets kicked in the face and lands on a rock and dies while esmeralda watches. pretty brutal


now the real question that nobody for whatever reason never answered is, why the fuck is maisie white if he was a gypsie and why was esmeralda roma if she was the daughter of a white french woman? this goes for every adaptation of this story. maybe she got pregnant from a gypsie man. but what about maisie?
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>>70288945
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>Chad wins again
>Chad always wins
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>>70292864
Disney does this with everything. The keep all the characters, but fuck with everything else.
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He wanted the D, but Jesus wouldn't let him. Jesus is awful like that.
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>>70287959

He was a delusional fanatic.

Basically /pol/ incarnate.
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>>70292864
oh right. a question for anyone who knows. why does esmeralda keep being shown with her tits out? is it just a gypsie thing? ive seen pictures of topless gypsies just being topless for fun. like that one during world war 2 where some gypsie girls are topless and laughing. i think thats probably the most common picture
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>>70293264

/pol/ would have gassed the gypsies if they were the rulers of that city
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>>70293264
>muh /pol/

Again? Really? You people seem to bitch about /pol/ regardless of their presence.
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>>70293407
>triggered
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>>70293407
Someone get me the softly trolled image.
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>>70293490
Get it yourself you lazy git.
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>>70288945
Holy shit, this movie is darker than I remember it being.
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>>70288945
fuck man I'm literally crying
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theres a little clarification to be done. frollo doesnt want esmeralda because he loves her. he truly hates her. he truly finds her disgusting and subhuman, BUT, his boner was too strong. he lusted after her, which is why he was okay with killing her if she didnt let him indulge. he also was okay with overcoming the devils temptation and making that power his own. crushing it and enslaving it with his faith. thats why the options were to be his fucktoy or death. both let him overcome temptation and sin
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>>70288945
What
He's like 2/3 feet away from them
How the hell do they not see him
Why is he so big
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>>70288945
Esmerelda did nothing wrong.

She was a free-spirit gypsy. Quasimodo was a shy recluse. She treated him with respect and dignity when others didn't and so he developed an infatuation with her. Kindness is not indicative of sexual attraction.
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>>70288945
DELETE THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
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>>70291405
According to the directors in commentary track, they mention they were worried and thought the big ups wouldn't approved of this scene. They came up with all possible answers and convincing reasons to keep it if they said "no". Lucky for them Roy Disney and Micheal Eisner love it and approved it.
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>>70293849
Die normalfag.
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>>70289376
I haven't seen this movie since I was kid, but that's some pretty heavy shit for a disney movie
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>>70289644
>Too bad they didn't follow he plot of the book more closely. It would have been even more fucked up
congrats, anon, you just described every Disney movie based on an existing story.
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>Anons getting feels over the friendzone scene

Prepare yourselves.

https://youtu.be/4D26y7CQSHQ
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>>70293849
100% true but still...fuck you.
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>>70293407

You seem mad.
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>>70293933
It seriously is the best part of the film. It manages to throw out some really dark themes about faith and temptation and inner struggle with sin. Sure he's just a bad guy but the scene really fleshes him out to be more than just an asshole.
He's been sexually repressed his whole life, and suddenly this hot chick excites all these emotions in him and he has to struggle against his own nature and ultimately blame his own failure of character on the Devil. But the Devil was in him all along.
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>>70288945
this hits too close to home
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>>70288945
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>>70290122
you get it.
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Why did Disney make her into a fucking gypsy? Who would believe that shit?
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>>70293849
this

Frollo made the movie though
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>>70294895
people who don't know much about Gypsies. Since Disney usually an American product first, and Gyspies aren't usually in America (mostly Europe thing) they wouldn't know how real ones are.
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it is always like this when you're ugly
> you're so nice anon
> you're so kind anon
> you're a candy anon
>you're so funny anon

yet I never had a gf
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Esmeralda I have jerked to more times than I can count, hottest Disney slut thus far, just check those titties...
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>>70295419
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>>70293849
we know

but a lot of us here can understand his sorrow
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>>70289354
snakes and spiders can be bros, though
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>>70295263
you're going for girls out of your league.

up your game or temper your expectations.
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>>70295653
what a slut
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>>70295653
...filthy fucking whore, my chastity is worth ten of you
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>>70295653
Frollo looks like he needs an adult.
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>>70289376
holy shit thats dark.
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>>70289376
>It's a Frollo lusts after that which he cannot procure episode

I wish they'd just go back to formula. I wanted more gargoyle-quips
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>>70293849
>Kindness is not indicative of sexual attraction.

meh, it depends
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>>70295419
>>70295460
>>70295506
>>70295573
>>70295653
>>70295797
>>70295863
>>70295926

Is there any actual good Rule 34 of her?
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>>70296080
Stop hitting on the cashier at KFC you disgusting, greasy NEET
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>>70296149
not really. theres only a couple where she has a dick but thats it. everything else is bad
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>>70296163
b-but she's so friendly and sometimes she smiles at me
>tfw no qt kfc cashier gf
;_;
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>>70293849
This. Quasimoto shouldn't have been so entitled. Esmeralda went well out of her way to be his friend and he acts like this?
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>>70289376
No he knew, that's why he wanted to kill her. She was a temptation to him.
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He fell for the gypsy meme
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>>70296163
>implying
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she is HOT
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>>70292864
gypsies still snatch babies to this day, anon
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>>70288945
>Quckzimodo
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>>70290973
>he doesn't make up an ideal girl and dream about an entire lifetime with her every night
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>>70296080
No. Don't assume a grill showing you kindness is a sign she wants to fuck you. You don't think the same thing when men are nice to you, do you?
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Can every dude on here please realize that people are inherently shitty regardless of gender? Just calm your tits
alright? It's not that deep. You have even met everysingle women(or even 100). You sound like alot of the women I talk to who got screwed over by some asshole and procedures to swear all men are terrible creatures who only think with their dick and have no heart. Seriosuly quit it.
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>>70297403
go away roastie
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>>70295686
This.
It's a struggle when you're girl too honestly though not for the same reasons. Hardly will you find a guy who is attractive and level headed without being afraid he's not a douche who just wants pump and dump =/ It's hard especially if you're not that attractive. if you're not careful, you're with the one who keeps
you around until something hotter comes around.
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>>70297403
but I don't want to fuck men
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>>70293046
Winning a gypsy is still losing.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XB7aftz6zY
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>>70288945
Never a more accurate representation of /tv/ regulars and their constant whining about why they hate women because they can't get a girlfriend.
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>>70297517 My bad for the typos, I'm on my phone.
Wtf? Anyway,just stop you're senseless whining and chill out. It's funny how you scold girls who go with assholes constantly for being "so shallow" when it doesn't work out (not a good thing btw ) meanwhile you can't even learn from your own mistakes and make better choices in girls yourself. Perhaps pause and practice self awareness to the fact that you may be shallowly gravitating towards "bitches" who cheat instead of decent girls because of looks.
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>>70288945
I can't. This happened to me on saturday. It was just incredible how and when I saw it
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>>70297747
Obviosuly. My point is perhaps question your judgement in choosing mates and make better choices instead of jumping to the conclusion that all members of the oposite gender are terrible. That's retarded from an emperical standpoint.
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>>70288945
What is worse, this or the scene where he's tied down to the wheel and the people throw rotten food at him as his "father" Frollo watches mercilessly?

Of course him being in love with Esmeralda is understandable, first hot chick that ever showed him kindness and so forth, however in retrospect that scene where his stone friends (=he himself since they're voices in his head) go out of their way to convince him she MUST be into him too is a lil offputting. Such a sad movie, is the sequel any good? I hear he gets a waifu there.
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>>70298028
Yeah, he ends up with that little girl who holds his hand and leads him out into the market at the end of the first one.
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>>70297707
Despite most of us knowing only a few women and many men, it's more than coincidence that we have all known more shitty women than shitty men.

Sure, some men can be as insensitive and unsympathetic as women, but at least those men are straight-up about it and boast about being assholes to women.

The shitty women will always put on a front of being kind and caring and sympathetic, and later justifying to themselves that their victims did something to deserve the shit she did to them.
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>>70297893
>implying i talk to girls
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>>70296314
>acts like this
Like what exactly? Sad and heartbroken? What did he do wrong, he's not allowed to be sad when he realizes she would never be with him?
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>>70298080
Kek, what? Is there a 10 year timeskip or something?
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>>70298261
No timeskip. Why do you ask?
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>>70298299
Because he's what, 10 years older than her?
Or is she just a midget or something, not like a normal girl would ever be interested ;_;
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>>70298309
>Disney Sequels
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>>70298309
is she also a hunchback?
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>>70298351
I think it's more like 15 or 20 years. But no, she wasn't a midget. What are you implying?
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>>70298406
What the fuck...
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>>70297893
>You shouldn't judge people!
>Now let me describe your entire life and explain why you're pathetic

Modern women everyone.
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>>70298440
No
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>>70287959

Have you ever met a gypsy, OP? If anything Frollo was far to lenient
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>>70298406
It's amazing how long a child-like mentality will stay with a girl as she grows up, especially if her peers and society coddle her and allow it. While everyone tells guys to man up and start being responsible, they seem to then turn around and tell women to never stop being carefree and whimsical.

This is the exact same reaction my little cousin (7 yrs old) had when he first saw a burning mosquito-repellent coil. But I'm guessing this girl is in her mid-twenties.
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>>70298504
>she's blind
lel
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>>70287959
>>70288945
Are these from the Blu Ray? Kind of looks like it's been DNR'd to hell and lost lots of detail, but I haven't seen this movie in over 10 years so I can't recall.
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>>70298590
It probably is but Disney's blu-rays have been really, really awful. All the definition has been erased and it looks like they just take a VHS copy and run it through a photoshop smoothing filter.
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>>70288945
this is fuckin hot
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>>70289835

>stays by her grave

No, he sleeps in her coffin until he dies next to her.
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>>70298590
>>70298617
Isn't Sword in the Stone and Robin Hood is literally watercolor on blu-ray?
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>>70288945
n-noo, i didn't want to remember this
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Are modern day gypsy girls hot at all?
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>>70298504
Shes kinda qt.
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>>70298698
Some can be hot, just don't look a gift horse in the mouth. Literally. Horrible teeth on them. Usually have some nice tits though, some nice asses once in a while too.

Oh, and if one starts coming onto you or you convince her to fuck, make sure you've left your wallet, jewelry, expensive clothing, and all your valuables at home. Being wandering vagrants, they really do live up to their reputation of stealing everything of value they can grab before roving on to the next place. If you bring any of the aforementioned things with you when you go to fuck her, they'll either all be gone in the morning (yes, even your clothes) or she'll find some excuse to leave the room and both she and all your good shit will be gone. They literally see nothing wrong with stealing because it's "the only way they can get by" as they wander from countryside to countryside, unemployed.
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>>70298815
You sound like youve had personal experience with gypsies anon.

Care to spin us a tale?
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>>70290094
>he was a violent stalker, and not a nice guy at all.
Wrong, try to pay attention to what you read or read it yourself. He was a nice guy at heart that was merely raised to be a hench but showed true his colors.
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>>70298698
No. The only hot ones are pretty girls who find gypsy culture interesting so the dress up like them but don't live the lifestyle.
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>>70298670
spoilered because this is horrifying. Click at your own risk
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>>70298906

WTF i hate disney now
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>>70298868
Wish I could, but it's all just from second-hand sources and hearsay. After hearing all that stuff often enough from difference sources, I've avoided gypsies completely, which isn't hard in central Canada. Sorry.
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>>70298956
I can't spot the difference, all lines are there. Is it colors?
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>>70298956
That's disgusting.
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>>70298956
Jesus christ how horrifying
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>>70299040
Take a look at the areas at the top and bottom of the frame. See how the new "widescreen" version cuts them off?

Also yes, the colors, while slightly more saturated, are a lot darker, and end up hiding a lot of the finer details in a scene, especially when it's in motion.
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>>70299040
You don't fucking see all the artistry and details of the trees completely washed out in that forest scene so they look like PS2 textures?
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>>70299040
>>70299099
Another example: Note the grass behind the rock behind Robin. See how the finely-painted grass and leaves just sort of become yellowy smudges?
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>>70299156
Yeah it makes the whole thing look cheaper. How did they fuck this up so bad?
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>>70298956
It's like somebody hit the "remove soul" button in photoshop.
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>>70291005
Seriously, why is he right fucking next to them? Do they not notice that shit?
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>>70288945
I fucking hated this movie so much when I was a kid, and I thought kids who liked it were weird. I remember very specifically thinking that the movie was just a huge frustration.

I think cuckoldry is a psychological defect that is ingrained and exists from a very early age. Quasi modo is totally repulsive and being asked to identify with him by the presentation of the film is an insult.
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>>70299353
I attribute the rise of cuckoldry and the steep decline in sex and romance in Asian countries as a result of global overpopulation.

With this logic, Humans will never completely overpopulate the Earth or grow beyond our means. Like Lemmings and similar creatures, we instinctively (and subconsciously) start culling our own population to preserve our species. We just stop wanting to fuck and make babies until the population drops low enough that our instincts once again make us desire to breed and repopulate.
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>>70293849
SHUT THE FUCK UP NORMIE FILTH IT'S NOT MY FAULT I FALL IN LOVE WITH ANY MILDLY ATTRACTIVE GIRL WHO GIVES ME THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF ATTENTION FUUUUUUUCK YOU IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
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>>70288945
what the fuck he's close enough to reach out and touch them lmao
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>>70288945
I'm on my phone what scene is this
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>>70289316
You could say that he needed the bad gypsy pussy.
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>>70298956
SOILED IT
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he wanted that degenerate gyppo pussy bro
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>>70287959
RyRy should play her in a live action version
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>>70288945
This is /r9k/ in a nutshell
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>>70298698
Are you american? I guess you are.

Gypsies are like venus flytraps, they may look hot as fuck when they are 16~23 up to when they fool someone into marrying them and then they proceed to turn into massive and disgusting blobs of fat.

Due to gypsy tradition divorce is forbidden btw, AND you have to deal with a gypsy family which is by far the worst part of the trap.
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>>70287959
In the books he was a good guy, he rescued Quasimodo when he was a baby Who was about to be killed by some women because he was deformed, he also had a little brother whom he supported financially despited the fact that he constantly wasted all the monet on alcohol and treated him like shit
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>>70298698
She was French in the book
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>>70298562

Isn't that TayTay in the gif?
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Who is the hottest classic Disney waifu and why is it Esmerelda?

>dark skin/hair & bright eyes master race
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>>70298562

Unlike you who definitely doesn't watch cartoons, movies and video games for children and doesn't still live with his mom right?
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>>70304296

of course it is..
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>>70304004
>In the books
YAWN
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>>70289984
Bullshit happy ending
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>>70288945
>hardly any literal cuck responses
>all feels

Hope is kindled.
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>>70288945

/r9k/ in a nutshell.

The trogladyte loses the qt.143 to Chad Thundercock.
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Are real gypsies anything like Esmeralda?
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>>70304445
Memes fall to the wayside when things get too real.
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>>70300837
Waifu-tier gypsy girl puts her face inside Chad Thundercock's while crippled retard watches from barely 2 ft way
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>>70288945
no...no...nooo, this is worse than Verdun
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>>70304506

I've always wondered this, too. It's so hard to tell, though, because googling "beautiful Gypsy women" just gives me retarded Western women in costumes.

I'd like to say there's a few stunners out there, though, for sure.
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>>70304568

you almost made me choke on my tea you asshole
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>>70288945
>this whole fucking thread
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>tfw my mother entered the room whilst i was searching for this image

>tfw i'm in my late 20's

just kill me now 2bh
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>>70304717

what was her reaction?
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>>70304717
kys
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>>70304778

she just talked to me as normal and pretended she didnt see anything
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>>70304717
What the fuck is wrong with her heel?
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>>70304995
at least she's OK with having a fag for a son
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>>70304717
>whilst
fuck off
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>>70291191
Yeah, this kinda needs to happen
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>>70287959
>>70288945

Fucccc, I have never even seen Disney's Hunchback, but by everything my fellow NEET's here are saying about it, it pretty much comes across as being quite literally:

>/r9k/: The Disney Animated Classic
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>>70306135
Yeah, someone here save me the effort of watching it, but is it really a goddamn Disney movies about two beta losers fighting each other over some Stacey who just ends up choosing le Chadde Tonnerre Coq in the end anyways?
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>>70306208
Two main things that happen in the plot are Frollo instigating a purge of the gypsies and the love triangle you described, however Quasimodo pretty much accepts early on he can't have her but still proceeds to risk his life for her and the other gypsies numerous times. So yeah, it's pretty heavy for Disney.
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>>70298575
So... Quasi went all Toxic Avenger in the sequels? Cool.
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>>70293264
>He was a delusional fanatic.

Any sane person would want to get rid of gypsies. They are human trash just like refugess in Europe

>MUH OPPRESSION
>Steal, cheat, stab Europeans on daily basis
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>>70288945
how would /tv/ feel if this was the casting?
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>>70307635
http://rule34-data-008.paheal.net/_images/5363b36416ef5999cf96bc985b66a01e/1389647%20-%20Esmeralda%20HighFive%20The_Hunchback_of_Notre_Dame.png

i'd be perfectly okay with it. hes supposed to be a gypsie shit. im surprised this thread is still alive though
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>>70288945
Poor Maisie Williams ; (
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>>70304412
Sorry, in the book*
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>>70308355
He had red hair in the book though, he wasn't a gypsy, gypsy just put it there.
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>>70308927
I keked
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>>70304717
Don't worry anon. I'm as bad off as u.
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>>70309389
hes supposed to be an ugly piece of shit no one likes. so it truly doesnt matter. nobody, absolutely nobody gives a fuck about cuckamodo and would care if he was made black. hes not a hero, he doesnt get the girl, he doesnt matter
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>>70309455
back to r9k with you.
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>>70288945
overrated post
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>>70288029
Underrated post
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>>70288945
This has alot of replies
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>>70311103
>talking to girls
wittydoctorremindsyouofyourcurrentlocation.jpg
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>>70311103
very ugly girls also have unrealistic high standards until she hits 30
see poo ol' Douge and his pet whale
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>>70311103
why do they have to go comfort an ugly girl? why dont you encourage girls to be the hero of an ugly guy? are you some sort of sexist? you dont think girls can be heroes? you dont think girls can look past physical appearance?
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>>70311221
>unrealistic high standards

Says Quasimoto.
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>>70293792
for you
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>>70311300

Why the double standard, anon? You want qt3.14s to accept your ugly ass, but you wouldn't touch an ugly girl yourself?

What a hypocrite.
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>>70311103
I did try. They never wanted anything to do with me.
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>>70298698
I'm guessing you're not european
They are hot when they're teens. They marry around 20 years and by the time they're 35, they are literally fugly loud landwhales with 7 children
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She was a literal witch though. How else do you explain how she vanished into thin air at one point?
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I fucking hate how this flick is always used as an example of dark and mature animation by plebs when it's so dumbed down compared to the original story.
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>>70289681
>>70290094
Pheb didn't actually fucked her, jast as he was pulling his phoebus out of the pants the priest stabbed him because he wanted dat pussy himself. She died a virgin.
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>>70292864
In the book the babby girl is explixitly blonde, but when she grows into Esmeralda she is dark-haired. That actually happens sometimes, i was blonde in my frist years to and dark-haired now.
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>>70311103
I'm not ugly but I'm not popular. I think social status matters more when it comes to women.
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>>70298309
>sequel

What?
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>>70311501
An ugly guy may have other good traits. But a woman's purpose is her attractiveness. Without it, they are nothing.
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>>70312521
i know light hair can turn dark. happens all the time with kids. esmeralda just got the gypsy virus. made a blonde haired white girl brown and black haired. like prison. turns whites into blacks

http://rule34-data-012.paheal.net/_images/00a78b1b89edae9686bc23459b8061dc/1379253%20-%20Backdoorgoat%20Esmeralda%20The_Hunchback_of_Notre_Dame.jpg

yes thats still me
im surprised this thread survived the night
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>>70296314
This. Fucking cis patriarchal white male scum, acting like they own strong independent minority women.
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>>70311103

joke's on you i'm also ugly so we'd just be 2 ugly people pretending to like each other
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>>70312976
Ever consider that maybe this sort of thinking is why you're a fucking loser?
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