I'll star.
>>70285076
>dadcore actors
>>70285076
I figured 1 billion
>>70285104
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
>>70285076
drake bell networth -600k. is it growing?
>>70285106
Yeah I'm surprised it's that low.
>>70285076
how is that surprising to you?
larry david is abt the same.
>>70285176
for context your avg a-lister is half that (johnny depp, brad pitt, tom hanks).
>>70285245
tommy wiseau is involved in some shady stuff
>>70285280
He's a vampire after all
>JACKIE WHEN WE DO RUSH HOUR 4
>>70285448
Even the PS can't hide the ugly anymore
>>70285448
>>70285523
>I don't want no rabbish script
>>70285448
Who is paying him?
>>70285561
Poor Sinbad, the 2000's were not kind to him.
>>70285523
>>70285561
>CATEGORY: Richest celebrities
>>70285618
Sirius XM, not a bit surprising considering how heavily pushed it is in new car models.
It's gearing to be the Netflix of Internet radio, but with a monopoly (unless podcasts start getting monetization)
>>70285076
>>70285448
>>70285523
>>70285561
None of these are surprising.
>>70285249
>for context your avg a-lister is half that (johnny depp, brad pitt, tom hanks).
Seinfeld was a huge deal, underage faggot.
>>70285727
ya no shit but so was toy story u goblin
>>70285597
most of the movies i've seen him in are movies wherein he dies, only movie i haven't seen him die in was brothers grimm
>>70285754
Toy Story was no Seinfeld you animatard.
>>70285249
>for context your avg a-lister is half that
are you very young? his show and its perpetual syndication deal was enormous
>>70285941
>>70285827
would u guys give me a break
im just saying he's worth more than highest grossing film of all time
>>70286019
also i dont live in america and in the uk p much no one has heard of seinfeld
>>70286019
>im just saying he's worth more than highest grossing film of all time
Avatar pulled in more than 800,000.
>>70286063
ah, sorry
they had a really funny british character
https://youtu.be/tUPH5OhXC1A
>>70285561
>>70285523
Why are black people so bad with money?
>>70285245
He owns businesses and entire properties. How he fucking did this is beyond me. But he's rich.
Apparently he had a sugar mommah who gave it to him on her death.
>>70286082
see
>>70286019
>would u guys give me a break
>>70286082
not domestically
>>70286142
obviously ive seen it & good one (but this show was made by two jews bruh bruh)
>>70285573
Apparently Jackie Chan is a billionaire (they excluded his value in Chinese market)
>>70285076
>I'll star.
Get off of 4chan, Jerry.
>>70286493
And he doesn't help his son?
>>70286683
if JJ wants to be a billionaire he can have some self respect and do dozens of shitty movies too
>>70286683
JJ is pretty much the stereotype of a harsh, parent father in China. Even smoking the doobie once makes you receive unending humiliation and shame. And JJ also support the Communist Party in China and doesn't believe in the democratic system in Hong Kong and Taiwan
Fuck Him.
How is this surprising?
He's the star and co-creator of one of the biggest sitcoms of all time that's been in syndication for half a century.
>carrot top is supposedly super rich
>>70286063
>in the uk p much no one has heard of seinfeld
Yes we have, you're just retarded.
>>70286852
half a century what
>>70285245
He must make some royalties from Kiss albums though
>>70286852
Do you know what a century is bud?
>>70286987
lmao why would i lie abt this.
>>70286164
No dad to tell how to spend wisely.
>>70286995
>tfw the 90s were 50 years ago
>>70285397
He invested $20 at the start of his career
>>70285076
>>70285397
>>70285448
>>70285597
>a kike being rich is surprising
Jerry's gotta be worth more than that.
He's been getting Seinfeld residuals for 18 years now. + Netflix + other projects.
>>70287029
Seinfeld started over 25 years ago, so that rounds up to 50
>>70287103
I don't know what you're trying to convey with this post.
>>70287035
you lied about your age when you came on this website
>>70285597
Literally how? Frugal living, investment, russian mafia ties? All of the above?
He's cool so I'm ok with it but even B-lists that have worked for decades barely hit 20 mil.
>>70286063
Even my normie slag sister knows Seinfeld, you're just an underage faggot
>>70287141
No that's not how it works you retard
>>70287236
be nicer to your sister anon
>>70285597
>plays the same russian character in every movie he's in
>is actually swedish
>>70287262
why you mad?
>>70287177
>Literally how?
the dude is it E V E R Y T H I N G
his imdb profile has like 10 credits a year and he also does a lot of voice acting for a lot of video games which is quite lucrative
>>70286063
no one fucking knows Seinfled outside of english speaking countries, too
>>70285245
>Can I have your nationality, Mr. Wiseau?
>I am United States of America
>>70287410
There are no non-English speaking countries
>>70287410
This is wrong though. It's big in Japan and many other places.
>>70287412
Yes, that is a nation
>>70285597
okay now this is surprising. He's awesome don't get me wrong, but that is A-list actor money goddamn.
You'd think for a guy who gets so much work he'd be worth more than 8 million.
>>70287410
>tfw when 23 and moved to england
>living with 6 18 year old freshman
>none of them know what/who seinfeld is
>>70287103
>Howard Stern
>jewish
I thought he was an outspoken atheist and is anti-religious
>>70287410
>>70286063
>the king of comedy
>an unknown
come on now. also the only reason people think he's "dad comedy" is he doesn't do edgy material or swear in his sets.
he's also based as fuck and hates sjws:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsEr6xNN8Hw
>>70287484
seinfeld was unsuccessful in japan bruh bruh, they cancelled it there after s5
>>70287532
I know it's a le ignorant mellinnials meme, but it simply isn't true amongst most teenagers. I have teenage cousins, they might not have seen ever episode of Seinfeld, but they know what it is and can name the four main characters. Same way I was born after Happy Days or MASH came out by I could identify Fonzie or Hawkeye
>>70287532
>18 year olds dont know who he is
what a surprise!
>>70287600
robert de niro was the king of comedy
anyway larry david was funnier
>>70287646
its not a meme, everyone knows friends but seinfeld is p unknown. i mean u cant even watch it unless u have hulu.
>>70287730
>that TD ad in Chinese
living in Canada is wonderful
also, invest in an adblocker
>>70286493
Also he was named in the Panama Papers
>>70287517
because he only charges 12 dollars and half a can of red bull for his jobs
>>70287596
Still culturally Jewish m8. Lots of clips on him shitting on Palestine and being pro-Israel
>>70287869
His movies always turn a profit, niggas love his shit.
>>70287558
Shit 4' 11''
>personally earned $200 million
>stands to inherit $3 billion
Seinfeld is payed pretty well for Comedian's in Cars Getting Coffee, and just had that massive exclusive deal with Hulu for the rights to stream Seinfeld. Top that all with money from over the years for merch, tours, appearance's, promotions, and other TV shows along with any money he got from Seinfeld (which he wrote and starred in) and you can realize why he has the money he does. He also has been on Broadway and in movies. It's not difficult to figure out.
>>70288188
I need to find her and marry her
>>70288188
jesus, is not like she doesn't deserve it, she made it by herself and her reward is getting basically unlimited money.
but like... damn.
i would be happy with 1% of her inheritance
>>70288256
This is her family
>>70287770
OY VEY!
>>70286063
literally less than 0.1% non-anglos have even heard of seinfeld
>>70288381
>>70287869
>>70287770
>>70287730
>>70287558
>he doesn't block ads
GOOD GOYIM
>>70288381
You know I thought he would have a lot of more.
>>70288334
she is still so hot for her age.
like damn.
>that naked picture of her a few years ago
my dick is still hard
>>70287869
He has the entire black market at his disposal
>>70288188
How can one woman be so based and milfy.
>>70287412
>LIIIIISAAAAA I'M USA
>>70287236
>Seinfeld aired their last episode the year I was born
Check your calendar grandpa, because I'm 18.
>>70288411
When did you grow out of your angsty teen phase, realizing web content isn't free, and proceeded to uninstall all your ad blocking software?
>>70287869
he seems like a likeable black man. i enjoyed his performance in gone girl but cant say i've watched the films he's produced/directed
>>70285597
>marries a non-white
>>70287236
Nah I'm 25 and haven't seen an ep of Seinfeld.
Americans really overestimate its popularity. Friends and Fraiser were much more popular where I grew up.
You can't make this stuff up
>>70288683
>giving money to Google and NYT
GOOOOOOOOOD
>>70288683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3uTQFZZnXM
>>70288753
Holy shit charge your phone and relocate to an area with better reception.
>>70288864
Dooley noted. What's autism like??
>>70285245
>>70286173
>>70285280
He's clearly far richer than that, he just hides 95% of his wealth in shady offshore bank accounts and whatnot for tax evasion purposes
>>70288023
Culturally jewish? I guess. But more than anything he is genetically jewish.
>>70285597
>least Scandinavian looking person in Fargo
>is the only actual Scandinavian in Fargo
>>70288683
You're fucking retard if you think thats the only reason people install ad blockers
>>70288892
You're name fagging on 4chan while on a phone. Why don't you share with us what mental retardation is really like?
>>70289005
I apologize for the phone I do need to leave the basement from time to time and can't haul the battle station everywhere I go. As for the meme name I do it to trigger people such as yourself because it is a cheap thrill
>>70285245
This site can only deal in reported income based on public deals, agreements and contracts.
As that teller said his account is a black hole. Guy is fucking loaded. He was able to spend $6 million on a vanity project, has numerous houses as well as enormous commercial real estate properties in prime locations. No idea where or how the fuck he actually go hot his money, but he has a shitload of it.
kek, we have all these shady theories but it's probably something really pedestrian like winning the lottery and keeping it a secret.
>>70289068
>goes outside
>still needs to shitpost to get a tiny thrill in his life
Can you be any more pathetic?
>>70288685
Apparently he's a narcissistic sociopath who abuses the hell out of everybody who works for him and runs his production company like a Charlie Manson/David Koresh style cult but he gets away with it because any criticism of him means being automatically blacklisted(heh) from the entire black entertainment industry
>>70289114
>calling others pathetic
>when they are pathetic
Enjoy your cuckporn and virginity
>>70288188
She's awesome and I would be proud of her too
So glad that she's not a typical woman in a sitcom character
She's a bitch, she's supposed to be smart as hell but she's dumb as fuck, she's a victim of the allure of Cock, and she hangs around buffoons
She's not that bad of an actress either
>>70287410
I had a British backpacker ask me out on a date and on the date I made a casual Seinfeld reference and she had no idea what I was talking about. She'd never heard of Seinfeld. Ended it right there.Actually went out on a second date with her but got cucked by some British hipster faggot at her hostel.
>>70289151
Don't project your insecurities on others
>>70288293
>she made it by herself and her reward is getting basically unlimited money.
She's an heiress, you twat. Her father is a fucking billionaire.
>>70289113
>the middle is up to season 8
Jesus I didn't think that show would last this long.
No wonder that little nigga is making some serious bank.
>>70288496
what naked pic
>>70289113
>someone 1 year younger than you and 1'6' shorter than you have way more money than you
Damn I need to step up my game.
>>70288443
He's had like five motherfucker marriages.
That shit takes a toll on your finances.
>>70289184
I can assure you that I'm not. I come here to feel better about myself. It truly is a dose of positive levity
>>70289170
>I had a British backpacker ask me out on a date and on the date I made a casual Seinfeld reference and she had no idea what I was talking about. She'd never heard of Seinfeld. Ended it right there.
You didn't do the belly button speaking voice did you
>HEEELLLLOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjmgzLVuWLU
>>70288892
>phone poster
>Name fag to boot
>shitposting about other people having autism
>>70288496
what pic anon
>>70289233
how much would u pay to not be atticus shaffer thou?
>>70289113
I'm still not convinced this guy isn't an old, Jewish man with Gary Coleman disease.
>>70289301
Nice circles m8. I can assure you this, I will be losing sleep tonight!!!!!1111
>>70289248
>comes to a site where cuckoldry is a meme
>I-I do it to feel better about myself guys
Just admit you need those cuck memes injected into you hourly. Thats why you're in public browsing 4chan.
>>70289292
Nah. I honestly can't even remember what it was but it would've have been something universally known like "yada yada", "not that there's anything wrong with that" etc.
>>70287177
I bet all those Volkswagen commercials helped.
>>70287636
SUPER HAPPY FUN TIME?
JERRY WAS A STAR ON THAT SHOW
>>70289304
it's a meme you dip
Brendan Frasier has a networth of over 25 million.
....Why is the alimony thing a meme again?
>>70289070
>No idea where or how the fuck he actually go hot his money
Apparently it's not really that shady, he just worked over 9000 shitty manual labour jobs until he saved up enough money to invest in real estate, then he became rich as fuck renting out his property to other businesses, literally the most common way to become independently wealthy since ancient times
>>70289304
Rolling Stone cover. Google it
>>70289315
What I'm saying is, if he can make it, then my acne and chipped teeth (grinding at night as a teen) don't seem too bad. Hell, I can lift weights and increase my chances. I'm gonna fuckin make it in film. See you fuckers on the other side, when I get to Hollywood. I love you, /tv/.
>/tv/ is filled with kids who were still shitting their diapers during 9/11
>>70289289
>Byron Allen
Now this one is surprising until I googled and read that he's a producer and owns a production company.
His company seems like a fucking con though, all he does is own a bunch of channels on at&t uverse and get people to pay him a subscriber fee to watch shitty cancelled re syndicated tvshows.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entertainment_Studios
>>70289543
>there are grown ass men on /tv/
>>70285076
You're probably also surprised Paul Mccartney is rich
Fucking retard
>>70289621
>2 hrs later.
>>70289473
>one of the most successful electronic musicians ever with six grammy wins
>only worth 70 mil
Somebody got jewed by their producers and manger
>>70288987
Never thought about that. Peter Stormare is a real nigga.
>>70289707
No, that seems about right. Daft Punk were (and still relatively are) quite fucking huge.
>>70289543
>tfw Ausfag
>tfw Cheez TV wasn't on that day before of this shit
>>70289707
The problem is they have only toured five times in their career. Only three of those tours had a decent amount of dates. If they wanted to they could do sold out tours every three years and be rich as fuck but they clearly don't want to
>>70290017
>before
because*
>>70290022
Wouldn't their shows be more like a visual spectacle than anything else?
Wouldn't they just be on turntables for a majority of it pretending they're actually doing live mixes?
>>70290017
>Wake up
>Fucking pissed that shitcunt was on my TV instead of Cheez TV.
>Go to school, everyone is fuming because of no Cheez TV.
>Spend half the day being talked to about the trade centres, everyone is pissed off because we don't get our recess because of this.
>Teachers think we're reacting to the Trade Centre attack.
>We're just want to fucking be kids.
>>70290209
Yeah
Nothing really wrong with that though
But they'd probably rather be in the studio instead of touring.
Touring fucks everything up
>>70290209
Unlike most electronic artists(such as Dave Guetta) Daft Punk actually does do live mixes at their shows, the difficulty of which is probably part of the reason they've only toured five times
>>70289707
Maybe it's because they owe a lot to the artists they stole from
>>70289581
gotta be 18 to post you little faggot
>>70290467
By that logic the Black Eyed Peas would have a combined net worth of about five dollars
>>70290530
>18
>grown ass man
>>70290551
Not going to argue there.
>>70288293
>she made it herself
She probably had mad connections, though.
literally how
>>70289301
>name fag
jesus christ the new is real
>>70290751
>investor
>entrepreneur
Gee I dunno
Just as a reminder by god that life isn't fair.
>>70290751
Enterprising rappers always end up worth shitloads because they have a stupid market willing to eat their shit up.
Look at Jay-Z, Diddy and Dre's fortunes. All three have almost a billion each.
How accurate are these information anyway?
>>70291049
not very
>>70289149
fair enough, but you don't make $450 mil by being a pushover
>>70290919
Diddy, Dre, and Jay-Z I can understand. They make a ton off royalties from golden era hip hop they own the publishing rights for and they have strong media presence to this day.
Master P barely had a succesful music career/ record label in the late 90s and is still in the top 5 richest rappers. He has no media presence.
This would be like Rick Moranis or Dolph Lundgen being a top 5 richest actor in 2016.
>>70291049
Not even close to exact but they'd be relatively close ballpark figures.
>>70290751
He was a revolutionary when it comes to distribution, packaging, etc. Really the first guy to control the process from front to back. He cut out all the middle men.
Sofia Vergara. She has 100 million and is only on one show.
>>70291197
>Diddy, Dre, and Jay-Z I can understand. They make a ton off royalties from golden era hip hop they own the publishing rights for and they have strong media presence to this day.
Most of their money has absolutely nothing to do with the music they've made.
It's the other things they've done: fashion, music gear, alcohol, fragrances. All that sort of shit.
>This would be like Rick Moranis or Dolph Lundgen being a top 5 richest actor in 2016.
Look at Stormare. You can make a lot of money from the creative industry. The richest ones make that money and their connections work for them to make more money.
>>70291245
It all comes from advertising contracts.
There's a massive Spanish speaking market in the US and she seems to be the model and spokeswoman for half of them.
>>70289113
Nigga looks 10
>>70289822
>child porn producer
>>70291596
thats how he made his millions
>>70290883
Funny thing is a slag like her would only cost like 5 bucks
>>70291596
He has Osteogensis Imperfecta
>>70292116
u can say that again
>>70292240
He has Osteogensis Imperfecta
>>70287410
I still remember the outcry of some fans after a local series stole a lot of seinfeld's jokes.
Seinfeld is universal, nigga.
>>70292253
thanks arthur
>>70292282
except no one in the uk's seen it !
>>70292350
their loss
>>70292399
yea
although p much all british sitcoms are just like seinfeld
>>70285788
have you not seen fargo
>>70292695
idiot
do you REALLY not remember Michael Buffer's work in this essential Cheese-Kino ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFjctVBg6K8
>>70288188
>personally
lel no. it is thanks to the network and support of her daddy that she was able to earn this
>>70288334
I would fuck julias dreyfus
>>70290883
The ugliest thing about her is her soul.
Makes me a lil bummed she has any appreciable wealth :(
>>70289822
The nickname section should be about three pages longer
>>70287600
I can't help but feel like it's not so much sjws keeping him from college but just that he's old and his humor doesn't make them laugh. But it's just easier to blame the sjws than change his set cause he's always been pretty stubborn about never changing his set.
He's just so unoffensive af but kinda boring. So the college reviews can't praise him as good or really anything interesting or funny so instead the only reviews he gets are a few bitching sjws over some minor shit and he takes that more to heart since it's the only attention he gets.
I mean college sjw might hate daniel tosh but collegewide he sells out with that crowd way more than sienfeld
>mfw I've never watched a full episode of seinfeld
>>70285076
Is he producing movies?
>>70285076
>almost a billionaire because of one single show
Has he done anything else besides stand-up and hosting crap?
>>70291197
Master P is a shitty rapper and a brilliiant business man. From wiki:
"Before the arrival of Msster P, rappers had historically focused more on the artistic and glamorous side of hip hop music while paying very little attention to the business, investment and financial aspects. All that changed in 1996 when Master P signed a groundbreaking music distribution deal with Priority Records, one where No Limit Records would retain 100% ownership of their master recordings and keep 85% of their record's sales while giving Priority 15% in return for pressing and distribution which allows No Limit to profit from future sales such as catalogs and reissues. Master P went on to make hundreds of millions of dollars from this deal."
it goes on to describe his marketing techniques, which today would be called "viral marketing" but that term didn't exist yet. He basically used ghetto meme magic to market his music, for example giving free cds to people with nice cars who bang their music loud. He even went as far as marketing himself via his own brand potato chips sold in ghetto convenience stores.
He's a fascinating guy, in no small part because he comes across as almost illiterate but its just the way he talks, he's brilliant when it comes to business and he was way ahead of his time in many ways. The more I think about it I think he deserves some credit for inventing "Viral Marketing" before the internet was even a big deal and long before youtube was even technically feasible.
>>70294366
Same. Hate that shit show. On the other hand, I've seen every episode of King of Queens at least a dozen times.
>>70294566
I want to hate king of queens so much but every time my girlfriend turns it on I can't help but admit that its pretty funny. Jerry Stiller slays me every time
>>70294636
Why would you WANT to hate it? Its literally the perfect sitcom.
>>70294534
he wrote one of the most successful tv shows of all time
>>70294678
because its a sitcom, and 99% of sitcoms are shit so I'm just used to hating them. Seeing a good sitcom is like seeing a unicorn or hearing a well-written pop-punk song
>>70289822
>nicknames
fucking kek
>>70285076
Syndication rights
>>70289822
Hymen coilider?
>>70290017
>>70290266
>le 90's kids XD
kill yourselves
>>70285280
Like secretly being D.B. Cooper.
>>70285397
>>70295083
>ass mad 13 year old.
reminder that he turned down 100+ million for one more season of seinfeld
>>70294859
woof
>>70295486
How much more than $5 million do you have?
>>70287128
I doubt these are as accurate as some people might be led to believe.
>>70295396
When you have so much money, numbers don't mean anything to do you anymore. Thats how you turn down $100 million. You can no longer be bought.
>>70295625
He looks like the fat girl my brother's gf hangs out with that keeps trying to force me to have sex with her whenever I see her.
>>70287517
God I love how weird his career is
From The Dark Knight to random direct-to-dvd sequels
>>70295878
andy what up dude. how you been?
>>70295924
How do you know that's not him?
>>70285245
>60 years old
Wait what?
>>70289707
>implying he isn't just a strawman and Daft Punk aren't really Nile Rogers and Giorgio Moroder
>>70289822
Dan "spike the cider to get insider her" Schneider
>>70295997
Because if she had $2mil I'd have fucked her already.
>>70296000
Tommy is an ageless vampire, kinda like Keanu Reeves. How do you think Tommy has so much money? Its from all the generations he has been around
>>70296019
>mfw this turns out to be true
Howmuch is Dumbfoundead, Wax & Anderson paak worth?
fucking how?
uh huh honey
>>70296228
4chan passes
selling our info to google
>>70296228
How much does 4chan cost to run? Thats a pretty penny
>>70296228
I bet he made it all from selling off Canv.as, that super popular website that changed the internet forever.
>>70296228
>2.5 mil
>no sources
seeing this pretty much confirms the fact that the figures from this site are bullshit
>>70296679
How many Chink shekels did Hiro give moot for 4chan you think?
>surprised that the creator of one of the biggest shows of all-time is loaded
Fucking millennials.
>>70285245
The age is just a guess, right?
>>70294777
Are you guys memeing, or do you unironically think King of Queens is better than Seinfeld?
>>70288906
I wonder if he was named in the panama papers
>>70288381
Was he the first weebo?
>>70296890
I've hated seinfeld since the first season. It is easily the most overrated show in history.
>>70285249
>larry david is abt the same.
it's about half that because he fell for the marriage meme.
>>70286164
JayZ, Dr Dre, Kanye, Soulja Boy, and Puff Daddy are all worth over 100mil
Jay and Bey are at about 1bil combined
>>70287410
Everybody knows seinfeld and friends in south america you close minded amerifat
