This is Klingon space, Turn your ship around or prepare to be boarded.
KAPLA!
No here this! Our intentions are peaceful, we mean you no haram.
warning bach across bow qul!
Your weapons are no match for our shields..
'SHPISCH'
Sir damage report multiple casualties decks ten though twelve, should I return fire?
>5 posts
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Awful thread OP, you should be ashamed
Disable their warp engine Lieutenant
I think you missed mr Worf
Yes I suppose you're not.
That day the enterprise had many enemies, and it was taking fire from all directions. It was a rough day in the engine room for scotty, Little did he know it was about to get more rough by the second.
Suddenly out of nowhere a Ferengi scout ship appeared out of warp.
I said a Ferengi scout ship appears out of nowhere
it is i, farenghi, give us prophets and much lanternium
We, do not have any currency to, give you. But if you're seeking, a prophet, well I would just point you in the direction of deep space nine.
OP, seriously stop bumping your shitty thread that no one wants to be a part of.
It goes here...
>>>/qst/
Behold a true ferengi appeared! For the enterprise hath no quarrel with
>>70279943
Hold your fire.
Sir I'm detecting large amounts of confusion.
>>70282446
ptaj means bitch in klingon right? well if so op is a ptaj
chu' tetlh pagh mej
>>70279948
How do you know its only one IP?
>>70279459
KAPLA!
>>70283378
>How do you know its only one IP?
turn in your badge and uniform
you are demoted
Urh, captain I'm detecting overwhelming levels fear.
Please Deanna, I'm getting enough grief from the red alert.
Haha that is gawddayum lol
>>70283456
Is it the little 7 that says 'posters' when you hover over it?
Sir, the red alert is vital to our survival, it notifies me when to check the sensors. Speaking of sensors sir I'm detecting a ship off our forward bow.
You are now all prisoners of Cardassia, prepare to be boarded.
Performing evasive manoeuvres, but captain I feel they may not out manoeuvre their transporters.
What are the terms of your surrender, where you will be placed in prisoner of war camps until the war is over.
Not happy.
And thus concludes my shit posting for tonight.
>>70282998
Jesus fuck, Worf
>>70279459
Give us your blood, shekels, and foreskins.
Our god demands it. Yeah. He told us that.
So you better obey us.
>>70285539
> yfw you have space ovens
