WHUTHAPPEN
>>70278707
Dey ate her
>>70278707
TOO MANY BIRTHDAYCAKES
bobby lupo RIP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0wAPZzYJtA
You want the good girl, but you need the bad punani
Who /moviemix/ here?
DEY TOOKAH
Here you go, famalam.
>>70279618
more pls
Well I'm sorry to hear that
>>70279618
like how he uses the momentum to turn.
>>70279653
Apparently I am very low on /seag/content.
Here's one favourite.
>>70279708
I like how he "I am tired shooting this sand nigros, fuck this shit I am living"
Last one.
>>70279566
>*Heavy breathing*
Well I'm sorry to hear that
>*wheezes*
Because now..
>*has minor stroke*
I will snatch every motherfucker birthday
>*hires stunt double 300 pounds lighter than him*
How does this guy keep getting his own movies?
>>70279950
He is serbian now, so probably by removing kebabs.
I'm watching A Good Man now and I'd swear that Tommy Wiseau dubbed one of the goons in the strip club.
>>70279862
Is this the Deus Ex HR movie?
>>70279653
Look at these gun's i have previously told you about
What's the one where he's driving a car and suddenly stops and the black dude in the passenger side comes launching out of the car?
Can anyone recommend some essential seagalcore?
dude i mean
how old is he?
how many cop movies he's done?
how can he not know how to hold a gun?
this can't be real, i don't believe this, he's got to be retarded
HEY BEECH
ARE YEW WORK HERE
>>70280092
Is he just standing at 3 seconds?
>>70280330
Kill Switch
A Good Man
>>70280330
Haha what the fuck.
He's not even trying.
>>70280330
>>70279618
why does he looks retarded? wut happened
What did he actually mean by this?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9c60bcgBGyw
Bald Seagal is best Seagal
HAY BEECH
I WORK HERE WAT
WHERE ARE YOU GOING
I WANTA LAPDANCE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1In78YppuA
>>70281237
>look
Anyone here still /sowaboudahfittybux/?
>>70281669
nope
I heard Seagal is playing Napoleon in the adaptation of Kubrick's script and notes.
ANYBODY KNOW WHY RICHIE DID BOBBY LUPO?
>>70281669
yeah im /stillmadboutdatfiftybux/
>>70281799
Wasn't Bobby Lupo boning Richie's favorite whore or something?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFWKhDM_j_8
>get seagal to say 'roger that' and pretend its to other cops
>seagal micromanages the real cops
>go to the right
>steven let me drive!
>poor crook gets arrested by seagal on national television
>seagal steals the kill and tries to take the loot
>>70281958
>Her had a mask
>>70278724
... well I'm sorry to hear that
>Birthday is coming in 18 days
>>70279915
This is beyond kino
>>70279862
>I'mthecook.webm
>>70280008
Fuck, can we hire him here in the UK? More fucking Dune Coons than Mecca.
>>70282566
You do know that was a parody of a Seagal movie don't you?
>>70282361
No it's not, motherfucker.
>>70280092
>That bit at the end where he's gently rolling along at 0.1km/h
>>70280330
>supposed to be pinnacle of fitness to be on frontlines
>fucking desert camo mumu
ayylmao
>>70280190
I know I'm late but it's Half Past Dead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsXabeuK2PE
>>70282779
It's okay, I've been pressing refresh every 5 minutes. Thanks.
>>70282779
Half past dead is pretty late...
...just like Seagal's enemies
>>70282779
ima bad man you no dat
>>70280330
>can't turn his body so just switches shoulders
This guy cannot be real
Having just watched A Good Man I'm convinced that Seagal partially funds movies in exchange for being able to write himself into the script.
>In an interview with Spy, Goldman says he had long known that Seagal tends to tell grandiose tales about himself. Late in 1988, a former soldier of fortune and treasure hunter named Randy Widner invited Seagal, Goldman and another man to hunt for treasure off the coast of Barbados. At that time, Seagal had been telling Goldman that he’d been a U.S. Navy SEAL. Evidently this was one frogman who did not take well to water. As Goldman recalls, “Randy was driving [a Zodiac raft] in circles while Steven and I carried the gear out to him. The surf was unbelievable, really tough… He started screaming and panicking and was sure he was going to die and all that crap.” Goldman says Seagal had to be helped onto the vessel. “Wildner had to pull Seagal by his hair; I pushed his ass onto the boat with my shoulder.” Later that evening, Goldman says, he realized that Seagal could not read a compass or a map. (Seagal describes himself as “autistic with numbers.”) With that, Goldman says, he totally dismissed the notion that Seagal had ever been involved in any covert operations. In his letter to the Times reporter, Goldman wrote that Seagal “would surely die of starvation if he was given a compass and a map that led to a restaurant five miles away.”
>autistic with numbers
What did he mean by that?
>>70282680
Yup. And the fact that the porn actor's moves now appear to be more legit than Seagal's... Well, the fucking irony is palpable.
>>70282779
This is beyond kino
this is seagal's body double
not very convincing
>>70282982
I don't think that's what irony is
>>70283096
its even more confusing since he doesnt have a beard in the previous or later segments of the movie
>>70282649
easy
EASY
>>70280330
Actually Good Segal:
Above the Law
Out for Justice
Hard to Kill
Under Siege 1 & 2
The Glimmer Man
Marked for Death
>>70283155
Sure I do. It's a kind of metal.
What is some good EASYKino?
>>70282649
did he sheev spin out of the building with his cock in his hand?
EASY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dakhzl2SBQ
>>70283529
EASY
E A S Y!!!!!
>>70281249
Sound like Dr Brule.
>>70281237
i heard he had sex with a downie and caught the syndrome.
>>70283529
>where you going?
>what do you think I'm doing?
They couldn't agree on which verb to use in the script? Or I guess Seagal forgot his line and refused to do retakes
SNATCH
EVERY
MOTHER
PUNANI
BURT DAY
BOBBY
>>70283933
>>70283966
>>70284016
>>70284041
>>70284065
TELL ME WOT YO WONT ALL NITE
>>70284149
ME WANT DA PUNANI FOR MAKE NICE
how can you make him canon in bill wilson's universe?
is he part of the league of shadow?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6s-7Vp6MrY4
MADMAN
A
D
M
A
N
WAHAPEN
its been to long without some class seagal posting
>>70284393
What the fuck
HEY BRBY DANCE FOR ME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jji78uEW14
Best Seagal moment of all time. Badass and hilarious at the same time.
>>70284393
ah , the famous monotone guitar solo, legendary.
>spends 7 years in a coma
>grows a goatee and takes his hair crunchie off
>>70280330
>desert
>green camo
>>70284393
PUNANI
U
N
A
N
I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E1NFckaDqU
the wine thing always gets me
>>70284850
>sitting there all despondent
>that bottle polishing
>that sexy and seductive way to open the cork
classic
I watched Mercenary: Absolution this weekend and frankly it's an entertaining film
>tfw I used to slick back my long hair with mousse and tie it on a ponytail just like Steven Seagal
It was when I was teenager. Thank god there's no photographic evidence of that.
>>70284850
>>70284995
What in the fuck
What an absolute cunt
>>70284393
This is essential /punanicore/
>>70284785
Hey man it's THE Coma Center, they're going to have special barbers, podiatrists, massage therapists etc for all the patients
He could have had a mullet for a year or so
>>70285148
ustillsoreboutdatfiddybughs
>>70284850
Is there any way Seagal could ever unJUST himself?
>>70284850
>maybe I'll whistle
>>70279862
AIKIDOKINO
Killing Salazar looks really good, did it came out yet or its still being filmed?
>>70284995
Those are the dance moves of a man who is full of himself.
>>70283529
wadayathinkimdoin
>>70285148
talking shit about the deity, shiggy senpai
>>70285295
If he becomes Stephanie Seagal.
>>70284995
Those girls are beautiful though
SEAGAL IS LOVE
SEAGAL IS LIFE
>>70285839
how can you even tell when their faces are like 3 pixels wide you thirsty ass nigga
Who wanna watch free seagal movie on youtube?
>>70286475
https://youtu.be/I-Y9alGy6N4
>>70283096
https://youtu.be/nTSXBQ6_gxg
Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in /tv/. I was schooled in meme arts. I was given the title of big guy. They take a movie “Meme Lover.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to 4chan. He doesn’t post pepe. He has never gotten dubs. They make him the Meme Lover. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Reddit and the politics.
is there a youtube link to sniper's best moments, I've only seen it in webms
>>70279915
Fucking got me goooood
Steven Seagal is such a fat turd
also this is related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXaOGnDRf1A
>>70282779
>That fucking unenthusiastic acting from the black guy
seagal commits sudoku
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB16qjtC4Z0
>>70284393
What's exactly wrong with it I mean it's not spectacular but it's okay.
>>70287067
he butchered that solo
>>70278707
i will snatch every mother fuckn birthday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfNW1ERej0A
>>70287022
>seagal dying in a film
how?
>>70287022
are the actors even in the same scene?
>>70287022
Honestly one of his better performances
>>70279618
>>70279618
>>70279618
O P E R A T O R
>>70279915
laughed so hard I suffered an acute rectal embolism
>>70288530
sounds hot
Does ANYBODY have the link to the VENOM SEAGAL clip from Sniper where they put a wig and fake beard on an extra and had him do sensei's scene?
I've been scouring youtube for it and can't find it again.
>>70284788
you do know that's the actual camouflage the US would use for a place like that, also the movie takes place in afghanistan aswell.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scorpion_W2
>>70288560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2b5bG8Rcpxo
>>70287067
It's terrible m8.
>>70288750
TY so fucking much anon.
This is the peak of the Seagal Cinematic Universe for my money
>>70284850
>you do know how to whistle?
>MHMMMM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dvGpkqpUeg
