Why are 99% of Indie flicks such generic garbage?
indie is actually short for industry. they churn these cheap pieces of shit out on an assembly line. the people who work on them are all uneducated and wear diapers because there are no toilet brakes.
>>70278307
so is everything else mate
I-is this real?
I'm sure Cera at least has the self awareness to realize a good portion of his films had a sameness to them
>>70278307
They're all attempting and miserably failing to replicate PARIS, TEXAS.
>>70278307
A distinct understanding of marketing.
If it worked once, it'll work a million more times with a million more tiny permutations.
If you ever make fun of Ellen again I'll come home to you and rip your fucking head off cunt
>>70278434
so? these generic unoriginal indie flicks are somehow seen as more intelligent or anti-marketing or whatever than the latest fast and furious movie,when they are on the exact same level. its a free pass to look smart when in reality youre just as much of an uncultured retard as everyone else. might as well watch a movie with shitloads of explosions that is dumb over a dumb indie flick that has literally nothing new or particularly unique about it.
>>70278409
Why would a toilet need brakes?
Why would a movie crew want to be given brake assemblies for toilets?
>>70278307
delusional amateur filmmaker + funding?
>>70278932
You said it, they make people think they're more cultured.
I dunno, you'd think that with an indie market you'd get more directors thinking independently, trying to do something interesting.
>>70278307
There are indie movies out there that aren't just about quirky teenagers having quirky conversations, but they don't get picked up for distribution, so you'll never see them.
>>70278307
What films do you like, if any?
>>70279745
ITT: triggered Alejandro González Iñárritu fans
>>70279745
ITT: triggered boyhood fans
>>70279780
>>70279846
Weird names for films but whatever floats your boat.
most movies are generic garbage
only a few movies step away from the simple genre formula and are worth their weight