If you could describe the character of Black Widow in around three words or so, how would you do it?
>>70272083
Complete whore
>>70272083
slut
>>70272083
sentient semen extractor
>>70272083
Professional cum dumpster
whore slut
SHE'S
Russian femme fatale.
slut
>>70272121
>>70272133
Came here to post either of these, was not disappointed
>>70272083
Tits Token Shit
>>70272083
She a slut
>>70272083
BLACKED Widow
ScarJo in Spandex
traditional chaste lady
hey big guy>>70272224
>>70272083
i want to slowly unzip that little leather piece and flop out one of her big wobbly BOOBs and suck on it feverishly whilst she tellls me im mummys little boy
Why does Black Widow even exist in the Avengers team, she literally does nothing but stand around being all sexy. Whenever they get into a fight with some superpower she fucking pulls out her guns and tries shooting shit, and then karate kicking shit, and then I assume she just runs into a corner and cries because she doesn't actually have any super powers to help.
>>70273386
The Avengers films are a shit showcase for her. Winter Soldier was the only time she was really good because she got to do spy stuff instead of just shooting things.
>>70272083
Terrible hair cut
no Russian accent
Giant round boobies
black widow should be used as more of a spy role instead of a straight combat character. I wish she'd get her own movie with hawkeye, vision, and scarlet witch.
>>70272240
we all do.
>>70272083
female James Bond
Has no uterus.
At least that's how Wheedon summed her character up.
sit
on
me
>>70273667
>MILF version of blondbunny
muh DECK
Some pig
>>70272083
Stronk
Womyn
Power
I'm so glad she's never getting her own movie, she works best as a secondary characterslut
>>70272121
>>70272133
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>>70273925
She could work as a primary figure if they put her into an espionage film.
SEXY SCARLET SPY
>32 replies
>28 posters
everytime
>>70274575
Slut
>>70274424
SEXY SCARLET PIE (becaie you just want to eat her out)
ftfy
>>70272083
Big 'ol titties
>>70273386
Because almost anyone they fight, or anything like in the first Avengers she can handle herself. She can handle her own more so than 7 billion people on the planet. She's literally one in billions. That's why. It's not hard to comprehend.
She's a super soldier that's probably the weakest on the team, but one of the smartest in planning. I'm not even a big fuckin Marvel fag and can understand her character.
>>70273925
Well if she gets her own movie
Maybe they'll consider introducing Matt in the MCU movies
>>70272083
she's a slut
>>70272083
Former Russian Assassin.
useless whore slut
slut shoots things
>>70275163
>being able to tame Hulk
>useless
>>70272166
Nice!
>>70272083
PHAT
WHITE
ASS
Repentant former assassin.
Buttfuck in Pussy
jerk off material
slut gun retarded
>>70272083
Wanna smell waste
>>70274991
Black Widow, please.
Bad quips operator.
>>70274575
>HOW DARE PEOPLE MAKE MORE THAN ONE POST PER THREAD
>MY AUTISM AND OCD IS TRIGGERED
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70274575
>some people like to do more than just dropping a shitpost in the thread
>this is a bad thing
>>70275625
She is fictional dum-dumb
hotlipsfattitsandassthatmakemecuminmyfuckingpants martial arts
>>70272083
Tits and ass.
>>70276096
>>70272083
Shallow but hot
Very large personalities
>>70273829
>blondbunny
patrician tier
>>70272083
holy crap this is the woman who played in orgasmo. damn she came a long way
>>70272083
Tastey turd cutter
>>70272083
Would huff farts
