This film was suppose to release yesterday but i have yet to find a single theater in the state of Ohio that's showing it
What the fuck is up with this?
>>70271432
>shark fins on the cover
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
>van peebles
manliest name ever
>>70271432
>produced by literally who and literally who
>directed by the guy who brought us New Jack City (A Negro Classic)
Where can I watch p ham
Are you sure it isn't a VOD release?
any torrents?
>>70271581
first "just" -meme pic i find funny
thats cuz its str8 to redbox
>>70271432
>directed by mario van peebles
>>70271454
Dude it's a true story that's actually super fucked up
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Indianapolis_(CA-35)#Sinking
>Of the 880 who had survived the sinking, only 321 men came out of the water alive; 317 ultimately survived. They suffered from lack of food and water (leading to dehydration and hypernatremia; some found rations, such as Spam and crackers, amongst the debris), exposure to the elements (leading to hypothermia and severe desquamation), and shark attacks, while some killed themselves or other survivors in various states of delirium and hallucinations.
> the Indianapolis sinking resulted in the most shark attacks on humans in history, and attributes the attacks to the oceanic whitetip shark species. Tiger sharks might have also killed some sailors.
movie has got to be shit though
As time goes by gets harder and harder to make Cage's face look human on the cover
>>70271432
>Nicolas Cage
Probably that
>>70271914
>i'll never wear a lifejacket again
>>70271925
He's gone through plastic surgery
It was obvious at Cannes
>LIKE A DOLL'S EYES
I actually really like Nic Cage as an actor. Lord of War was a really good film
Can you imagine seeing stories of survival brought to film such as the Revenant and 127 hours, and this was the one made for you.
>>70271914
Ok that's fucked up but still, it's almost overkill looking at that poster.
>based on a true story
Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. Thirteen footer. You know... you know that when you're in the water, chief? You tell by lookin' from the dorsal to the tail. Well, we didn't know... 'cause our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent, huh. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, chief. The sharks come cruisin'. So we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know it's... kinda like 'ol squares in battle like uh, you see on a calendar, like the Battle of Waterloo. And the idea was, the shark goes to the nearest man and then he'd start poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark would go away. Sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah... then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the ocean turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces.
>>70272650
Y'know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men! I don't know how many sharks there were... maybe a thousand! I don't know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday mornin' chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player, Bosun's Mate. I thought he was asleep, reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up and down in the water, just like a kinda top. Up ended him into a raft. Well... he'd been bitten in half below the waist. At noon on the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us, he swung in low and he saw us. He was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper... anyway he saw us and come in low. And three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and start to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened. Waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water, three hundred and sixteen men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29th 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.
>>70271432
Check you local Walmart on the 3 for a dollar bin m8
>>70272650
I remember this movie was actually also supposed to be some kind of prequel for Quint. Like, he is supposed to be one of the crewmen in the movie and this sets up that story in Jaws.
>>70271432
>Thomas Jane with a stupid mustache
You were just in the Expanse, idiot! You were supposed to be unJUSTing!
>>70272712
That's too much money. I'll just wait for the YiFy.
SHARKS ARE EVIL MONSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>70272776
does it also tie in with the Sharknado films?
>>70271432
>USS PULSATES
>men of sycking
Nicholas Cage is ok.
>>70271432
I am russia and this movie is in our cinemas
>>70272993
For the Russians a movie where Americans die is probably like porn.For Americans porn is watching Russian sluts getting fucked.
>>70272927
Might as well. I can't believe we live in a world where people will try to force prequels and references to movies into EVERYTHING. Hopefully the re-evaluated the idea because it's retarded.
>>70271432
>movie has a subtitle
ken u not?
>>70273084
We russia love american action stars like steven seagal, mickey rourke and gerard depardieu.
>>70271432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSTC6nnbaRo
It doesn't actually look that bad, like not good but an entertaining way to waste a couple of hours
>>70271432
Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Nany. I was schooled in Navy Seals. I was given the title of Chief gunnery seaman. They take a movie “uss indianapolis.” They have a 5-foot-9-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to navy. He doesn’t speak Navy jargon. He has never held a MP5 assault rifle. They make him the. Indianapolis We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it because they didnt show it in Ohio. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.
