Has there ever been a good movie about parasitic entourages of Hollywood? Hangers on, manufactured cliques and manipulation in general?
I'm talking about Manson showing up to Beach Boy's house with tons of pussy, making him foot the bill and later evicting him from his own home. About Kristen Stewart becoming a lifestyle submissive to a dyke crew.
Entourage was hilarious in how it didn't understand anything about the subject it was supposedly about.
>>70270917
That is the most batshit crazy headline of all time
>>70270964
Seriously, I see so many dumb headlines these days that just have to do with girls doing something
>oh shit this girl is a reporter
>oh shit this girl built a PC
>oh shit this girl went to college
>>70270917
>claimed to user her body to protect Heard
What did she mean by this?
>>70270964
>>70271019
>yoga
>lesbian
>basically lived off Depp's property
red flags everywhere
He probably looks bloated due to poison damage
>>70271234
>when you convince the media you're innocent
>>70271234
Wow
>claims domestic abuse
>wants money
>running around happy
Fag is the key to all of this.
>>70271234
Man everyone involved in this is scum
Depp for beating her and her being happy about it.
>>70270917
somebody on this earth has a very decent chance of being given 200 million dollars because someone threw and iphone at her
whew
So she is a lesbian. I wonder if bad boy Johnny Depp is a fag, or if she was just tricking him.
>>70271386
>implying Depp even laid a finger on her
Oh my sweet gullible child
>>70270917
>tfw you're lying and fucking your way into someone else's bank account for life
>>70271234
What a fucking bitch
>>70271294
no one believes her
Has a man ever been JUST so fast?
>>70271537
Yeah everything went south for her near instantly. Still, all it takes a few carefully placed people in the right clickbait places.
Johnny Depp literally had a dyke entourage living off his property for years
I don't know how to call this
This is the second dyke entourage I've noticed, after Kristen Stewart's "posse"
What's next for Johnny "Empty my Nine on the Welfare Line" Depp?
>>70271658
They're evolving. Clever girls.
Does this retard never learns?
>>70270917
RIP my negro. Another victim who fell for the women meme. You can always crash at my place if you need to Johnny.
really makes you think
>>70271234
she's clearly crying in those pics
poor thing
>>70271803
>I hope he will introduce me to Cara too
>>70271863
Although I don't agree with it I can understand him leaving his previous partner for a goddess like Amber. What I don't understand is why any wealthy person would get married, especially without a prenup.
>>70271375
That's Amber's sister on the left? She must be a lesbian too right? I mean look at her.
Is the one in the glasses Lena Dunham's sister? She is actually a qt.
>>70272010
Even the fag is a lesbian, get with the times.
>>70271923
That's totally wrong. Kesha has a bunch of other people corroborating her story including Kelly Clarkson about Dr. Luke being a creep. And ever since she said no to him, she hasn't had a single hit the airwaves, bitch was everywhere until 2012 then nothing. Hella suspect. Meanwhile everyone who knows Johnny is providing character statements and calling bullshit on Amber's claims, not even her friends are backing her up because that shit is unfounded. What a dumbass.
>>70271234
are all of y'all fucking simple?
congrats @ Amber - I'd look happy & relieved too if I just filed divorce from my abuser
>>70272010
The same sister who got rocks mashed up her snatch? She really did turn out hot, the wrong Dunham got naked on HBO!
>>70272103
Depp has the resources to run a smear campaign against her, and by doing so he is confirming his guilt in my eyes
he's a known alcoholic with self-admitted rage issues, it's not that unbelievable that he hit her, jesus christ
>>70272103
> And ever since she said no to him, she hasn't had a single hit the airwaves, bitch was everywhere until 2012 then nothing. Hella suspect
>Hella suspect
Wow, you sound so well read on that case.
Are you ignoring the fact that the whole lawsuit is about Kesha NOT wanting to make another hit under Sony's label.
She's the one that wants out of the contract so that she can get signed by another label with a better deal. The Dr. Luke thing is used by her as an excuse to break up the contract, which the court didn't see as a valid excuse as theres no proof of Dr. Luke abusing her except a sexual relationship they had which was consentual unless she has a rapekit?
Kesha is done. I think Sony will punish her for breaching the contract by not letting her perform anymore now that she has to make money after fucking up the legal fees.
>>70272103
i think kesha's story is true but heards story has too many holes
classic tactic off mixing in truth with false hood
i lie all the time and get away with it and thats what i normally do
>>70271392
She deserves every penny for sleeping with that ugly hobo Depp.
>>70272181
>it's not that unbelievable that he hit her
Actually, it is considering how old he is. Women beaters don't just decide to beat women later in their life. There should be traces of this in Johnny's history. There isn't though. And Johnny has been with A LOT of women.
>>70272181
This. Just look at the people he mimics - Keith Richards, Hunter S Thompson, all serial abusers and even proponents of violence. I don't think he was fundamentally wired this way but he obviously blew a fuse - I don't know whether his failing looks were to blame or numerous box office bombs, but when he looked around for something to smash his gaze was stuck on the prettiest thing in the room.
Edit: only using "thing" as a tongue in cheek metaphor, didn't mean to objectivize mrs (or rather miss) Heard. Didn't want to be misheard lol
Edit 2: Wow! Thanks for the gold, stranger!
>>70272277
you're the one that sounds misinformed on the whole Dr. Luke situation, sorry 2 say
It's not that Kesha wants to be off Sony's label, she wants to be out of Dr. Luke's control. Her contract is unusually restrictive and Dr. Luke is showing his abusive ass by desperately hanging onto that control.
>>70272181
>with self-admitted rage issues
really? where can i find something about this?
>>70272351
>all serial abusers and even proponents of violence.
>keith richards
What the fuck are you talking about? He's a huge cuckold pussy who sleepwalked through the 70's and can barely form sentences since the 80's, he never abused anyone
>>70272340
Winona Ryder & Kate Moss have both mentioned his volatile temper, so you're wrong there buddy
This shit can escalate over time - just because someone has never laid hands on someone in the past does not mean they are incapable of doing harm
>>70272103
Kesha had texts showing she was lying..
>>70272567
really? source?
i liked kesha so i hope you're lying but...
>>70272554
Both junkie whores
Both literally mentally ill
>>70272103
>Before her legal battle against Dr. Luke, in 2011, Kesha had previously sworn under oath that the producer had never assaulted or drugged her in a deposition for a lawsuit against her former managers at DAS Communications, a key piece of evidence that played a role in the court ruling in favor of the defense.
oy vey shes doing it again!
>>70271803
Now he finally knows who the real Hollywood Vampires are.
>>70272536
he's pretending to be plebbit, my autistic senpai
>>70272623
it's common knowledge at this point that she was pressured into making that statement
>>70272554
>Winona Ryder & Kate Moss have both mentioned his volatile temper
having a volatile temper doesn't instantly equal being a Woman beater you retard.
>>70272601
and yet they are both doing better in life than you
>>70272717
Yet, she claims 3 years before that she got raped.
Explain now. That's 3 years later, she wouldn't have the same pressure if it actually happened.
Please explain why she lied? This was no the government threatening her so she literally has no case.
>>70272010
>Is the one in the glasses Lena Dunham's sister? She is actually a qt.
No you face blind autist
>>70272717
>it's common knowledge
???
Kesha go to bed you white trash nigger
>>70272554
>Winona Ryder & Kate Moss have both mentioned his volatile temper, so you're wrong there buddy
>[citation needed]
>>70272554
>Kate Moss have both mentioned his volatile temper
Kate Moss said that most violent thing he's done was destroy a hotel room. Do you realize how many celebrities have destroyed hotel rooms?
>>70272737
no shit dumb-dumb
however Winona has also stated he abused her so why don't you get off my dick for one min
>>70272340
There isn't a certain age where you grow out of beating women. If you're wasted and your wife won't stop bitching at you, you're going to get fed up with it.
>>70272798
Pretty sure it is.
>>70272586
> "But I still have the rage, the rage is built in, it's part of your upbringing, part of your conditioning. I guess it's even genetic, but it's not as prominent these days as it was 10, 12 years ago," says Depp who believes the residual anger (wherever it originated) is dissipated by the intensity of his acting."
>>70272853
her handwriting lol
>>70272748
>old bags
yeah no
>>70272808
shut up, cunt
>Implying Johnny won't destroy that lying bitch
He's going after everything she got
>>70272851
>however Winona has also stated he abused her
Source. I've tried looking myself but all I find is stuff relating to Amber. The most "abuse" I've him do towards Winona was cheat on her.
>>70270917
Gossip is a cancer of humanity. I never understood the interest in random people's personal affairs. I get it when you at least know the person in question personally, but some celebrities that you didn't even met irl? Just what the fuck.
>>70272896
She had to write it back to front.
>>70272851
tumblr u have to go back
>>70273000
>direct quotes from the police
>public statements
>photo proof
>gossip
>>70273000
Seriously.
Every other week I'm at the grocery store and a new gossip mag is saying that Brad Pitt and Angeline Jolie is getting a divorce for one reason or another. It's been going on since they first hooked up. And people keep buying the fucking things.
>>70273000
Were not here for the gossip fuckface, were here for the dank memes
>>70273067
looks like she slammed her head on the edge of a door frame
>>70271488
I mean, she could have given herself a black eye, but the fact she had one means you cant discount the possibility he did smack her around, she seems really, really annoying.
>>70273067
Beating vs. iPhone thrown in face.
Her story is fishy, but the injury lines up with what she said happened.
>>70273150
Yeah because it's hard to make a beating look genuine and not self inflicted compared to hurting yourself on an ombject
Does anyone have a pic with Johnny with the JUST haircut
Amber Heard screamed to Johnny Depp in the middle of their argument last week, "Stop hitting me!!!" Problem is ... when she screamed Johnny was more than 6 yards away -- so claim 2 witnesses.
Sources connected to the case tell TMZ, 2 security guards -- Jerry Judge and Sean Bett -- were standing in the entryway inside Johnny and Amber's apartment unit, giving them space during the argument, when out of nowhere they heard Amber scream.
The guards say "within a second" they bolted into the living area and saw Johnny in the kitchen and Amber on the couch in the living room -- it's an open floor plan. Both guards say Johnny was at least 20 feet away from her.
We're told, according to Johnny, both he and Amber knew the guards were in the entryway and the scream was a badly executed attempted setup.
The guards -- both of whom are expected to testify next month during the restraining order trial -- also say throughout Johnny and Amber's 15-month marriage, she was the one who flew into rages ... screaming at him, throwing bottles, and charging him. They claim they frequently had to pull her off Johnny.
Amber claims her alleged injuries were caused when Johnny hurled an iPhone at her. The 2 guards support what the responding cops say ... she had no visible injuries. Amber claims there was broken glass on the floor and even submitted photos in her legal docs, but the guards insist there was no broken glass, and the cops say nothing was amiss.
wat a cunt
>>70272853
>not taking notice of those crazy eyes and nopeing the fuck away
Fathers really need to teach their sons about crazy eyes.
>>70272689
Shit I fucked up. I read Keith Richards and thought someone was dissing the riffmeister
>>70271537
So who claims more young stars in Hollywood the pedo mob or the dyke cartel?
>>70273213
The anti-viral is WORKING!
Depp is gonna reject the alimony!
>>70273213
>say throughout Johnny and Amber's 15-month marriage, she was the one who flew into rages ... screaming at him, throwing bottles, and charging him. They claim they frequently had to pull her off Johnny.
literally insane
>>70273150
>Her story is fishy, but the injury lines up with what she said happened.
Please throw a phone at yourself and see how hard you have to hit to get a precise mark like that. You won't get it unless you literally take the phone in your hand and slam the fuck out of your face with it with enough force to break it into pieces.
Also I'm very interested in how many times you'll have to throw it to hit the face instead of the body, and how many times it will take you for it to hit with the flat side so it can leave that mark.
>>70273256
It's one and the same really.
>>70270917
>>70271658
Tell me more about this "lesbian posse"?
>>70271803
>taking a picture of someone in the background and claiming they are with someone behind them
wtf
>>70271294
she is a WOMAN. woman do not lie and they are abused all the time! all the bad things in the world happen to women. never to men and women never do anything bad to men, especially not lie about something so serious.
>>70271537
you gravely underestimate feminism's power. tons, if not the majority, of women AND men are more than happy to call Johnny guilty without even examining the story itself. the sheeple don't give a damn if a man might actually be innocent.
>>70272103
>>70272554
>>70272111
>>70272351
>>70272717
>>70272851
really cant tell if this is a tumblr hambeast who's wandered out of GoT threads or just someone pretending to be
>>70271658
shes like the female apocalypse. shes assembling her dyke horsemen now
>>70273308
This is like taking a case where someone survived a shooting because a piece of bone or item on their person deflected the bullet and saying that someone should try getting shot and see how they'd be able to survive, to try and make out that it was a staged shooting. Phones don't always hit someone with the edge when thrown. She's made up a story where it didn't hit with the edge, and her injury looks like it matches said story. If she'd claimed to have been punched repeatedly, then your little image would have made sense.
Out of all the reasons to doubt her bullshit, the fact that her injury doesn't look like someone who's been punched repeatedly with a fist is the absolute worst one. Just ignore that and focus on all the other points that show she's bullshitting.
>>70273484
they've been assembled for a while. not sure who the red haired one is. model?
>>70273380
Just google kstew and her posse i guess
kstew wears locks around her neck
her dyke handler wears the key
also they started tatting her heavily
>>70273382
It's the Daily Mail.
>>70273663
elvis's painfully untalented granddaughter
so another nepotism product
not a dyke though
>>70273649
I'm just saying that if she wanted to make a realistic claim, it should be that he punched her or threw her into the door or whatever that would make sense, not something that can only happen in 1/1000 tries.
>>70273213
Fucking Christ I bet you she's been poisoning him. Insane.
>>70273686
I don't know how the mail gets away with it
they have such a large readerbase who actually think they are getting the "news" the dumb fuckers
>>70273375
>>70273663
>we'll take all the money in the world and with it build a better one
>>70273483
GoT is a shitty show, ew, I feel personally attacked
seriously though I'm just a woman with more intellect than you (and by "you" I mean most of 4chan clearly)
>>70273649
If 200milli was on the line I'd probably fracture my eyesocket or something for believability
>>70273300
LOL the people saying this shit are literally on his payroll, how dumb can you be
>>70273213
>seeing his earrings
yea...im totally ok with Heard getting that money actually
>>70273375
>>70273852
Oh fuck I forgot all about this. Poor girl was groomed from the start.
>>70273877
why do you presume you are smarter than us?
is it because you are at that age?
>>70273877
>seriously though I'm just a woman
>>70272005
It honestly doesn't even matter if you're married or not anymore in the US, if you live with a woman for long enough they'll award her both lump sum and maintenance awards because the state takes a cut of both.
>>70273944
because of the dumb things that you say
>>70273766
>>70273888
The problem with saying he punched her is that it would have left marks on his knuckles. Not to mention that Depp likes to wear rings, that would leave identifiable marks. If he's meant to have used a weapon, said weapon would not have been found.
A thrown phone takes those things out of the equation, and it sounds a lot more believable than Depp slamming her face-first into a door.
>>70272181
you're just a faggot white knight baiting hard
>>70273707
>not a dyke though
bet she's at least ambersexual.
>>70273888
there is no way she gets bruising like that from a thrown phone. You can cleary see the the shape of the phone. The velocity it would have had to been thrown at to produce those marking while landing flat is way to hard to produce maintaining that phone stay flat. that phone was in someone hand and hit against the face.
so let me get this straight. amber heard was a lesbian, then she meets rich guy, and magically isn't a lesbian. she marries him for 1.5 years, coincidentally about the minimum time you need to be married in most states to have a good shot at half the dudes stuff and alimony. within a week she's back to hanging out with women and acting like a lesbian again, and super fishy stories of abuse come up.
is this supposed to be serious? if you asked me to write "a story about a woman blatantly trying to scam a rich guy out of half their shit while not even trying to hide it" this is the story i would write.
no one believes otherwise right? who could be that stupid. the insane thing is some court is going to award her about 50 million dollars anyway. rich guys who get married are fucking retards
>>70274021
don't you realise you are posting in a literal celebrity gossip thread?
I don't think you are in a place to be lauding your "intelligence" over anyone
>>70273937
Yeah, it's pretty obvious when you look back.
And look at this... looks like Jodie has a "type"...
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1728626/board/thread/193148115
>>70273686
So the point here is that they tried to make up a story of Styles cucking Jack?
>>70274098
apparently a lot of people think she's telling the truth
some people aren't very bright
>>70274035
>If he's meant to have used a weapon, said weapon would not have been found.
So where's the broken phone then?
if depp is innocent he could sue her back and completely destroy her. she'd be sucking nigger cock to pay her debts.
>>70274089
you vastly overestimate women
women will bruise if you squeeze a thin part of them at ~70% of your strength
a thrown object is also more likely to bruise because it would impart more of its energy to the blood vessels where a hit would have more followthrough and have its force spread out more
>>70274098
Don't you feel like Depp has some responsibiity in this though? There are plenty of stars who don't get married for this exact reason, he did, to a girl who was a risk. (Mrs. Clooney has her own career and doesn't need his money that badly, Brad Pitt and Jolie too) What the fuck was he thinking? He was thinking with his dick not his brain.
>>70274098
Lesbians don't exist. Female sexuality is much more fluid then men's. They've been at this game for a while now and you can't call them out on it, the PC/feminazi/dyke mobs will shut you down if you draw attention to it.
>>70271803
Shit he wears the Captain Jack eyeliner on his free time too.
>>70274197
>she'd be sucking nigger cock to pay her debts.
more like she'd have to sleep with a couple rich lesbians. which she'd probably be doing regardless.
>>70274203
ok but in order to throw a phone and have it remain flat is the issue. youd have to be slamming it down or at a very short distance. both of which would produce more bruising than that.
>>70274182
Probably handed in as evidence that just hasn't been leaked?
Are you seriously suggesting that she'd be so stupid that she couldn't bust up an iPhone to frame him with?
>Suddenly when a woman might have got a phone a phone thrown at her face /tv/ are forensic experts
Sounds about right
>>70274197
nah, given she got countered by Depp for his "vicous man crimes" somebody would reach out to her and use for films.
>>70274389
Meant to quote:>>70274195, if it wasn't obvious.
>>70274389
you respoonded to the wrong guy
>>70274305
girls that hot don't have to do jack shit. when you are a literal 10/10 like she is tons of men will pay all your debts, support you, and buy you 5 new cars just to be in her company.
I used to do drugs with a 10/10 girl, fuck that was easy street. even with some random guy tagging along dudes would buy her/us anything she asked for no question. you guys have no fucking idea how easy the life of a good looking girl is, well until she hits 35-40 years old or so. that must be a shocking reality check
>>70274374
it doesn't need to remain flat it just was flat at the time of impact
>>70274098
Didn't we go through this whole "I'm a lesbian I couldn't possibly....oh, you have money?!" thing with Anne Heche.
>>70274389
>Are you seriously suggesting that she'd be so stupid that she couldn't bust up an iPhone to frame him with?
Yes.
>>70274452
let's step outside then chucklefuck
>>70274471
you realize how unlikely that is right
>>70274205
This. Johnny definitely fucked up by falling for it, although I can imagine that Heard worked him hard and managed to appeal enough to his mid-life crisis.
![were-lesbians[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gOCw6Ho.jpg "were-lesbians[1].jpg")
>>70274489
>>70274489
>>70274098
>thinking people use their minds instead of their biases
>not realizing "rich white male" makes a guy automatically guilty in our modern feminist society
>>70274489
the crazy thing is it's johnny fucking depp. i could understand some 80 year old nasty looking rich dude getting overwhelmed by amber heard's beauty and just letting their dick do the talking. but come on johnny, how did he not no better?
pro-tip, if you have a shitton of money, and a drop dead gorgeous woman decides she actually isn't a lesbian she loves you, she fucking doesn't. jesus you can't even make this shit up
>>70274519
people who throw knives manage to make it happen basically every time
if he flicked it backhand gripping the edge then the time it has a flat surface facing out is several times greater than the time it might strike on an edge
>>70273937
Kristen was invited to Jodie Foster's walk of fame ceremony for some reason and she looked thirsty for Jodie's big pink clit
>inb4 she stabs him
>>70274646
re-read what you just wrote and look at Depp.
This nigga aint no proffessional knife thrower and you cant "flick" a phone with enough speed to cause marks like that.
Look at her marks. You can very clearly see the edges. That phone was in someones hand.
>>70274559
it's a good thing 4chan is here for the thoughtful rational analysis and doesn't rely on biases like automatically thinking every woman in existence is a slut and liar
>>70274784
I wanna see a chink news channels make a CGI reenactment of the phone throw.
![afa07bd6e9cb1b0d63074dbc2705645a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IJFGUsw.jpg "afa07bd6e9cb1b0d63074dbc2705645a[1].jpg")
>>70274646
>>70274784
JOHNNY DEPP
IS
GAMBIT
>>70274550
Probably the fact that Amber claimed to be cured by Depp's cock was a huge boost to his ego and then it crushed when Amber only fucked her lesbian posse
>>70273225
You think so?
>>70271923
>innocence and guilt are determined solely on the genders of the people involved
>>70270964
Crazy headline thread?
>>70271234
>>70274941
>gay pub throwing a costume night
>showing up as a snickers bar and a sumo wrestler
For some reason I expected better.
>>70274788
>automatically thinking every woman in existence is a slut and liar
how fucking young and/or naive are you to not know this as fact? i mean you might find 1 out of 100 that aren't but i'm sure 1 out of 100 lions aren't dangerous either, doesn't mean i'm going up to one in the wild and petting it. fucking millennials i swear
>>70274978
kek
>>70274461
I believe you but she'll probably stay away from men for a while. maybe ellen and portia can have her over for a week or two.
>>70274788
pretty much every detail of her story makes it sound like she's just trying to get money. but yeah, I wasn't there, and I don't want her hurt or anything like that.
>>70275067
your mom was a slut and a liar who cucked your father with a big negro
>>70275123
the funny part about what you just said is that literally happened. if that weren't a top meme around here i might think you have psychic powers
>>70275067
>t. buttblasted MGTOW
>>70275067
Don't fall for bitter white knight/ugly cunt bait
If 1 out of 100 women are decent then only 1 out of 10,000 rich women are kind hearted and just people. These are career narcissists we're talking about.
>>70275067
>Millenial
Chances are good you are one.
she's not covering it up with make up
>>70272103
>Kesha has a bunch of other people corroborating her story
Was this before or after she testified that nothing happened?
>>70274305
that's a cute kiss
First they were getting a divorce for "irreconcilable differences" and it wasn't until she was denied spousal support did she mention abuse. The LAPD found no evidence of a crime and said they would have started an investigation if they noticed anything regardless of what Amber said. Then the next day there were photos of her with bruises on her face and two of the photos had a fucking filter on it. Now she's smiling and happy and you can't even see the bruises anymore. Both his ex wifes have come to his defense. If he was an abuser to them why would they defend him? Dough Stanhope said she threatned to make false accusations about Johnny. It's bullshit. It's not something like Cosby where everyone apparently knew but kept quiet.
http://www.wmagazine.com/people/celebrities/2014/05/amber-heard-johnny-depp-interview/
> “Whenever my old friends meet someone I’m involved with romantically, they immediately warn them: ‘She may look refined, but when she’s angry, she can go trailer park really fast,’” Heard quips.
> "To suss out press leaks, she regularly slips different bits of false information to her friends. When one of her fake items appears in the tabloids, Heard knows whom she can’t trust."
>>70275374
>Dough Stanhope said she threatned to make false accusations about Johnny.
Not quite. In the article Doug wrote it was actually Johnny who told him about her making the threat. It's an important distinction to make, otherwise you'll give her lawyers an easier time of refuting it. Because of course she wouldn't have said that shit with Doug around.
>>70275437
>To suss out press leaks, she regularly slips different bits of false information to her friends. When one of her fake items appears in the tabloids, Heard knows whom she can’t trust."
I mean, I'm not gonna lie that is pretty damn smart, but that is one devious whore. I'm really surprised it's so obvious how much bullshit she is full of with the depp situation, I would think she would do a better job
compared to cosby a lot more people are coming to depps defense
i remember it was silent for weeks when the accusations were coming out
>>70274978
kek'd hard mate
Maybe I'm missing something here. Let's assume she's telling the truth, which she isn't. How is throwing a freakin iphone in the heat of an argument "domestic abuse"? Coming home shitfaced and wailing on your wife Bing Crosby-style is domestic abuse. If throwing something when you're angry is now domestic abuse, that would make nearly every woman on the planet a "domestic abuser"
>>70272396
it's funny how you can tell everyone's gender by which side they take
i banged my knee on my wall yesterday and I have a pretty big bruise
surely if depp winder his hand back like a baseball pitcher before throwing the phone like she claims the bruise would be much more prominent? and if he wound his hand back wouldn't she have time to block her face or run away?
>>70275868
Go on a normalshit website and you'll see plenty of guys that are too blinded by feminism to realize women are capable of lying.
Where was depp when lapd showed up?
>marrying an American woman.
>>70275868
my girlfriend loves depp and instantly assumed heard was lying
depp's ex-wife's statement only further confirmed it for her
a lot of girls would still kill themselves if johnny asked
>>70275868
that gif fucking sucks, i'm a girl btw
most people seem to be against her.
if you go to any news article and read the comments everyone is shitting on her. unless some major evidence comes out I think the public opinion will kill her case.
>>70275773
Too soon.
It's funny how people make a big deal out of something if they want. Seriously, if some fucking baseball pitcher threw an iphone at you and you didn't get a concussion you'd be over "the pain" in two (five if he hit you in the balls) minutes and would shake the guys hand. Fucking emotional damage fuck.
>>70270917
Does this count?
>>70271234
Can't we conjure up some niggers to shoot up this bitchwhore? I mean what the fuck, random people killing each other all the time but nothing is done about this scum
>>70275868
Women and young girls still fall all over themselves for Depp. They'll roast Heard alive worse than any man. Bitches don't like women who screw over their man, especially if he's Johnny Depp.
>>70276333
top kek that's even better than the one I made
saved
>>70274788
this is how you spot someone new
>>70276333
>laughing all the way to slut ave.jpg
>>70275527
>I'm not gonna lie that is pretty damn smart
its stupid as hell if you mention it in the press
>stupid bitch slaps herself in the face for 50M$
kek
you guys realize you could get away with beating the shit out of amber heard right now if no one is around to see or film it? like, if you went and just wrecked her shit, she will 100 percent use the opportunity to blame the injuries on johnny again, not to mention it's would look weird if two different people beat her up in the same week.
>>70276248
>the public opinion will kill her case.
Sadly public opinion has no say in court cases.
>>70276483
>slap yourself
>get $50M
Not that stupid imo.
>>70276677crying on the inside
What kind of braindead manchild actually cares about celebrity gossip
>>70276584
When are you going to find a moment she isn't surrounded by the paparazzi for more than 2 seconds?
>>70276745
>What kind of braindead manchild actually cares about celebrity gossip
I dunno, you cared enough to click on the thread and comment in it, so you tell me faglord
Am I the only one who doesn't find her THAT attractive?
>>70271511
wow she heals like Wolverine
that lesbian partner of 13 years must be happy for her
>>70276968
Yes. You're a super-special snowflake.
>>70276968
I'm sure plenty of folks over at /lgbt/ would agree.
>>70276911
I cared about morons enough to insult their intelligence--that doesn't mean I care about what's happening in People this week.
>>70270964
Daily Mail always writes headlines like this. Random CAPS to denote supposedly SHOCKING things that may or may NOT actually be so.
>>70273146
Well, she said he hit her with her phone but the straight edge of the wound shows she hit a door, so considering she didn't say he threw her into a door, it's safe to assume she did it herself.
>>70271234
>>70276193
>my girlfriend loves depp
cuck spotted
>>70277153
nice try nigger. fuck off back to tmz
>>70273232
>y'all
I don't need any more information to know that person is a fucking dumbass
>>70277153
so, you don't care about celebs, you just care about the people who care about them? alright bud, you are definitely superior, i tip my fedora right back at ya
>>70274555
>>70277659
Is the kiss closeup drawn by that guy who used to draw a lot of scat porn on /co/ a long time ago? I liked that guy.
>>70277717
I wouldn't doubt it. I think I saw this same picture on there at least 6 years ago.
>>70277770
BUMP 7'S
>3DPD whores are fucking lying evil dyke bitches
Gee, who woulda thought?
Meanwhile when's the last time anime waifu pillows took anyone to court?
Checkmate normalfags.
>>70277770
I lost all his stuff way back when my drive died, and I haven't seen him anywhere since, he was so cool, he would draw every kind of request no matter how silly it was.
>>70277849
All the good /co/mrades probably left a long time ago sadly.
>>70277886
Yeah, I've been there recently and it's literally tumblr with tripfags, it's fucking disgusting.
>>70276597
>Sadly
>>70277827
what's the last time anime pillows sucked your cock?
checkmate autist
>>70278025
And they are always wrong
>>70271658
who is she? i've seen her somewhere but can't make it out.
>>70278137
Rose Byrne. Aussie. Neighbors, Insidious, Bridesmaids...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T12YlMIkXwg
>>70270917
Is this implying they are sexing?
>>70271658
he let them stay in exchange of house repairs and shit.
>>70275437
>Heard quips.
>>70273380
>>70273256
How can one person look so ugly?
>>70278274
>women doing house repairs
I can't even tell if you are trying to bait me here or not.
on another note, that would be a hilarious reality show, grab random women and get them to try and do house repairs. would watch
>>70278224
Seth looks like he's tired of life really
>>70278512
calm down, I was joking about bulldykes.
>>70278584
I am calm, now admit you would watch the reality show you helped create
>>70278564
He's probably half-stoned.
>>70278766
I cannot deny it would be hilarious
>Encouraged to make fun of rich male celebrities and no one cares
>Insult rich women who are just as shallow and depraved and you're a butthurt virgin
lolFeminists
>>70273213
jesus christ
>>70274978
it couldn't possibly not exist
>>70278236
Everyone was constantly getting laid on Depp's house minus Depp
>>70276333
>evans&sluts_peace_treaty.jpg
>>70270917
> Police goes to their house after the discussin and alleged "beating"
> She does not report the beating nor shows any marks in her face
> Police Officers have all of that reported in their cards
> Private Security was also present and say they were not even in the same space
How can people be so shitty to start shit with lies?
>>70270917
>not Flexible Dyke on a BIKE Consoles Amber Heard
Were they even trying?
>>70273067
how come the mark on her cheek is angled a different way in those pics? its lower and angled down in the left one. looks like a completely different mark thats not present in the right pic
>>70271537
If Johnny Depp looked more like he did ten years ago, people would be less inclined to believe her. His appearance will work against him now, though.
>>70280527
Depp has the mouse's protection thanks to the Pirates franchise. The mouse know how to manipulate the press and he had give strict orders to not fuck Depp until the next Pirate movies. If that movie flop, Depp won't be protected anymore
>>70271234
I hope this bitch gets flat lined.
>>70272853
is she dyslexic?
>>70274941
>"What's proofreading?"
did the mods give up on deleting these threads? I was surprised they even tried honestly, this story is too big to keep off /tv/
>>70274240
I don't know. I've known women who were genuinely stomach-churningly revolted at the thought of being with another woman, any woman.
>>70274941
Look at how absolutely evil she looks. I love it so much.
More pictures of women looking beautiful and evil at the same time, please.I was sexually abused by multiple women as a child, which might explain my taste for the mean and abusive ones
>>70280527
Yeah. I find that's how it was with Michael Jackson, I know it's different circumstances, but if he looked like he did in the late 80s it would have been less severe.
>>70276597
Considering the cops are team johnny, and the judge refused spousal report, i think he will be fine.
he will probably just throw 10 million of his pocket cash to her to just shut the fuck up and go buy a house with her lesbo m8.
>>70280796
women aren't gay or straight as you or I understand it. they mostly have sex to get something from it, or see it as a back rub. it's really not a big deal.
that's why women seem to have no problem being hookers, or fucking 90 year old men. women are basically parasites, they have 0 empathy, 0 standards, 0 morals. If you trust one you are a fucking idiot
>>70280852
My opinion on MJ has vacillated over the years, but I ultimately settled on the opinion that he was probably innocent of child molestation, but guilty of being an incredibly fucked up weirdo due to his isolation and substance abuse habits.
