>>70263893
Thread Claimed for Stannis
frogfu
WE
1st for azor jon
first for Cersei did nothing wrong
3rd for stannis
1st for pics of sansas pink asshole
>>70265529
WUZ
>mmmmlllppllplplpplplpffss
what did she mean by this
>....whose name is Stark :3
>>70265532
>killed based bobby b
>spoiled joffrey
>fucks jaime, his cousins and even moonboy
and many more
>we will never see the yi ti empire
>we will never visit the 5 forts
>we will never see the city of the winged men
>we will never see asshai
Instead we are stuck with bad pussy, ebin caloriesee speeches and "let's go murder them".
How do you deal with this feel ?
What is the biggest difference between Stannis in the books and on the show?
So did the Night King somehow lose the ability to track Bran? Where did his army go?
how did they fuck up season 5 so badly senpaitachi
>>70265577
>killed based bobby b
m8 it was Bran who warged into that Boar
>>70265584
less things for DnD to ruin
>>70265565
how did such a shit actor land such a big role.
I cant even remember is she was ever good anymore
>>70265563
QARTHIANS
>>70265532
she armed the faith
how fucking dumb can you be
>>70265586
Nothing. Both are stupid assholes.
>>70265584
going by how d&d butchered the mystery this season, it's for the best
>>70265591
it's stuck behind the door.
>>70265586
Show Stannis burned his daughter sooner than he was supposed to.
At least we will get crispy Shireen next book
>>70265526
Bestfu
>>70265526
perfection
>>70265584
Don't forget retard samwell and his retard wife
>>70265567
>This triggers the American
>>70265586
Stannis is literally Azor Ahai in the books
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
>>70265567
>implying there's anything wrong with smoking
What a soft cunt you are
>>70265632
She's at the Nightfort or whatever though
>>70265690
tobacco
>>70265641
>bland jewess
>>70265691
George said Stannis burns Shireen in the books.
It is happening.
>>70265691
No they were still at Castle Black when one of the fucking Queen's Men for some reason attacked Wun Wun, they were meant to leave for the Nightfort in a while.
>>70265690
smoking is gross and you're gross for liking it
So wait, if bran is responsible for aerys going insane then does that mean he worged into jaime when he killed aerys?
>>70265690
it makes you smell like a trashcan
>>70265526
man it's going to feel bad when they kill her next season
>>70265649
>>70265690
Name one reason to smoke.
>>70265723
He was trying to steal Val
>>70265701
>>70265726
>>70265736
>americlaps get triggered cause they're too low test to enjoy a cig every now and again
>>70265727
Yes, this is a Bran-reality. Bran is everyone and everything. The atoms are really small Brans.
>>70265755
It lets you die sooner
>>70265748
Howland will save her and they will escape the others with unicycles
>>70265727
Bran is seeing. He isn't controlling.
>>70265690
DUDE CANCER LMAO
>>70265762
>smoking is high test now
is this what slavs actually think?
>>70265768
>the atoms are really small brans
"bran-flakes" if you will
>>70265526
She must hate bran by now
>>70265755
Relieves stress.
>>70265705
she's not a jew stop it
so Dany says she's a conqueror, meaning she knows she's not fit to rule. What is she going to do when she leaves Mereen? Just let the slavers take back over so she can come back and conquer them again later? Is GRRM making a joke about her being shit. A poop into one butthole (Essos) and a poop into another butthole (Westeros), back and forth... forever.
>>70265611
the faith are the good guys you pleb, the common people love them
>>70265762
dont call me american faggot
How is Wun Wun sated sexually if there are no female giants around?
>>70265786
>smoking
>manly
Pick two
Don't whine like a faggot just cause you're scared of a little tobacco
>It's the final moments of the last episode of the season
>We're at castle black, crows are doing their daily duties
>Suddenly a guard shouts "OPEN THE GATES"
>Everyone stops working and gets closer to gate
>All eyes are glued to it, expecting Jon and the remaining wildling to be on the other side
>Gate is almost open, camera cuts to the crows
>All of them have a look of disbelief on them
>Camera goes back to the now fully opened gate
>It's not Jon
>This theme starts playing
https://youtu.be/N3cDLnkYs30?t=82
>Credits roll
>>70265809
Just looks like one. And is bland.
>>70265819
The common people loved hitlery you racist problematic piece of shit
>>70265814
She is shit. The problem is the show makes her out like a hero.
>>70265830
How are you?
>>70265802
Any habitual behavior can relieve stress.
Chemical addiction actually causes stress.
chorah
>>70265832
how about you man the fuck up and smoke crack
>>70265755
Looks cool
>>70265852
Let me guess.
Sex is disgusting and only losers drink alcohol right?
>>70265830
there are mammoths.
>>70265819
the common people boo'd when margery's walk of shame was cancelled, she was the only highborn that did anything for poor people
they're animals
>>70265526
1st for drinking Bran's fluids.
I want rare cordys
You have ten seconds to tell me where Sam stealing his dad's sword is going.
>>70265567
Does Isaac smoke?
>>70265526
>she will never take care of you after a car accident that left you paraplejic
>she will never change your diapers
>she will never clean you while she touches gently touches your penis while applying the lotion and baby powder
>you will never feel secure and cared while she fasten the diaper straps and tells you how much of a good boy you are
>>70265849
Someone call Coldhands to treat this burn
have there been any leaks about the final 4 episodes?
>>70265903
he's going to save Oldtown from the White Walkers.
>>70265903
"The Watch needs it more" so he gives it to Jon so he can dual wield Valyrian swords like a fookin legend
>>70265903
Randyll will get beheaded by Brienne.
>>70265866
Not anymore. Looked cool when old famous people used to take pictures with cigarettes. Now media has created the image of smoking looking ridiculous.
>>70265876
What? Of course not. Sex is great, and alcohol is a social lubricant.
>>70265903
Nowhere
We are focusing to Dany and Jon for the rest of the season.
>>70265865
>HOW TOUGH ARE YA
Please be my gf frogfu!
>>70265690
>paying someone to give you addictive poison
ayy
>>70265586
book!Stannis: Dedicated his entire life to his duty, like a real man.
show!Stannis: Religious zealot that does everything the Red priestess says.
>>70265903
So Randyll will go to the north himself and witness all the more important things that is happening in the world with his own eyes, whihc would lead to him lending Sam Horn Hill men to help the watch and aks help from Olenna that a bigger bad has entered the picture
I WANT TO FUCK LADY GILLY TARLY
>>70265957
stop smoke-posting you underage faggots
>>70265946
no
>>70265903
pic related
>>70265586
He is azor ahai
>>70265903
He's going to lose 100lbs and turn into a hard cunt and kill some walkers.
>>70265903
old town? Perhaps he will ship it to the wall so they have more weapons to fight the white walkers.
>>70265787
Underrated
>>70265866
This is pretty much the only reason
>>70265971
I'd be ok with this
>I have to go... my father needs me.
GOD DAMN THIS WAS SO BRILLIANT
>>70265748
Someone's schlicking that night to the feel of toned arms on Branfu.
>>70265971
If Jon is Geralt does that mean he's going to start banging Meli?
>>70265969
This kid is too young for her
V A L Y R I A N
S T E E L
A R M O R
>>70266019
That's why it's subbed in Japanese
>mfw Sam arrives in Oldtown next week and ships the sword to the North
>mfw the sword arrives the next episode
Are you ready for another classic David&David moment?
>>70265836
>>70266043
>David&David
>>70266043
>ships
>shipping a valyrian fucking steel sword without supervision of your own
the thought makes my blood boil
>>70265971
>tfw we all know D & D wont do this in a million years and the fatass will die before ending the book, but could probably give Jon such a destiny if he weren't so cucked by HBO producers
>>70266043
lol. the faith can't even ship a crate of bones up to winterfell unmolested, how the fuck is anyone going to get a valyrian steel sword up to the wall from oldtown.
>>70265903
his dad will duel him for the sword and lose
>>70265903
The wall needs it more than his fathers mantle does.
I can't believe so many people are confused by this
>>70265935
Fags are a social lubricant. Easiest places to meet people are smoking areas. Smokers are the friendliest people 2bh.
>>70265748
theyre not gonna kill Jon's twin sister
Blackfish opens the gate backed with a few soldiers, Jaime unarmed (if i recall) at the other side.
What stops blackfish from taking jaime hostage?
Killed his relatives on a wedding frey has Edmund
>>70266126
this theory is so stupid desu senpai
>>70265836
Wrong song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z79OcUHWo8
>>70266126
I too have a twin born several years after me
>>70266122
>I can't believe so many people are confused by this
No one is confused about that part, what they're confused about is Sam is going to Oldtown with Gilly now. Not back to The Wall. Unless the entire Oldtown plot was cut.
>>70265849
Anon, please, have some mercy.
>>70265903
Sam was tasked to learn how to defeat the enemy. Jon's sword can defeat them. Jon's sword is like his father's sword. If Sam can figure out how to forge more of these swords, or how to produce a similar material, then he can equip everyone with what they need to take down the white walkers. The maesters from Oldtown may be able to help crack the code.
>sam has dark hair
>gilly has dark hair
>"their" son is blonde
why did none of sam's family question this at all?
>>70266126
>twin sister
>>70265499
> "eternal" /got/ thread
> Only active 10 weeks a year
>>70266194
What if the code is to forge steel with dragons? And the only dragons are with Genghis Khan With Teats?
>>70266145
He has honor
>he will never give you his nod of approval
Why even live?
>>70266206
see you took the same genetics class as ned stark
>>70266145
you are retarded
>>70265903
He's gonna kill his dead eventually
>>70266219
what is dead can never die
>>70265908
Mah fat cock
>>70266145
You don't take people hostage when you're having a parlay, plus they have Edmure hostage. Taking Jaime hostage there doesn't improve the Blackfish's position at all. Just makes it more likely that the sides will become more entrenched.
>>70265748
everyone who killed a white walker is going to survive through the end of the show, frogfu is no exception
>>70266194
>If Sam can figure out how to forge more of these swords, or how to produce a similar material
if this turns out to be the actual plot, I will throw up. then we finally know that this is just a huge power fantasy of GRRM.
>>70266067
EXPLAIN THIS
>No S1 Mountain to fight in CleganeBowl
Kinda hard to get hyped.
>>70266220
What if under the see, smoke rises in bubbles?
Who cares?
>>70266227
>ywn follow Stannis in an impossible campaign for the good of the realm and what's right in the world
>>70266223
they killed his relatives during a wedding
supposedly he is cunning and smart
why not do it
>>70266281
old set pic. stannis isn't even wearing the same armor when he dies.
>>70265584
this is literally all i want. those areas actually sound like a unique fantasy setting unlike westeros.
Team Stannis
>Stannis
>Davos
>Melisandre
>Jon
>Ned
>Beric
>Thoros
How can other teams even compete?
>>70266206
It's not uncommon for babbies' hair to darken as they grow older.
>>70265762
>every now and again
I can tell you have never been around smokers. Smoke breaks every fucking hour or two.
>>70265586
>books: Stannis is motivated by an autistic rigidity regarding justice and order, which demands the lawful successor should sit the throne
>show: Stannis is just a ruthless power-mongering asshole
Jon was selfish to take longclaw with him, it's needed at the wall. He should've given it to Edd and it would've become the sword that the LC, whoever that might be, has. It isn't even his family sword, so I hope he gives it back to the Mormont girl when they go and try to get their support.
PREVIOUSLY ON
>>70266219
Plus 1 week before ep1.
>>70265755
Taste faget
So do Cersei and Jaime just not give a shit about Myrcella getting murdered? Seems like they moved on and decided Pope Bernie was a bigger problem pretty much immediately. And it's not like they don't know how did it, considering sneks literally attempted to kill her right in front of Jaime the first time he met them and they took over Dorne at the same time she was killed. Was there an explanation for this or did show writers just assume noone would notice?
>>70266265
yeah maybe but you don't kill people during a wedding, unarmed
LITERALLY BEST GIRL
WOULD FUCK HER AND FUCK MY DAUGHTERS BY HER
![latest[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/A5nccsW.png "latest[2].png")
Here stands the only king I mean to bow my knee to.
Ser Edmure Tully the Second of His Name, King of the Trident and Lord of Riverrun
is the kid mance's or gilly's?
can't even remember
Who are named female characters who tits we HAVEN'T seen?
Arya
Sansa
Meera
Yara
Gilly
Catelyn
Most of the Sneks
Queen of Thornes
>>70266316
You have no sense of nuance and you ought to kill yourself, faggot
>>70265748
>killing off the only good child actor
Sounds like something D&D would do. Surprised she's lived this long.
>>70265532
Damn I would still fuck the living shit out of Lena.
>>70266206
well you see white peoples children are often very blonde and as they grow up their hair darkens.
All of you kill yourself and stop spamming this shitty general every day
Fucking useless cunts
>>70266357
>mfw a 25 year old is a child actor
>>70266312
>implying I'm not a smoker
Been smoking since I was 14, just smoke like 2/3 times a day to chill out, just take a little willpower so you're puffing like a train
>>70266289
I can still follow him in my dreams and in westeros total war
>>70266206
it's a white walker
>>70265903
He's gonna attack his dad in autistic rage and accidentally his Gilly
>>70266357
>Child actor
She's in her mid-twenties
>>70266276
Of course Sam won't literally forge swords by his own hands. But Oldtown has the largest library known to man, with tons of ancient manuscripts. It's likely that he could find the answer somewhere in there, and then spread the word.
That's literally Sam's purpose for going to oldtown btw. There's no other reason for him to be there. OK, learning how to heal is an advantage to the Watch. But for now, it's to learn how to deal with wight walkers and the wights.
>>70266331
Not that poster, but I think the point they're making is the Frey's are having a lot of trouble holding loyalty from other houses and the common people, and the RW will be a big part of it. If Blackfish is seen as behaving "honourable", it helps his cause more than simply killing a one handed knight
>>70266273
How the FUCK can anyone seriously act with this going on
>>70266338
incompetent sack
has he been anything other than a burden to his allies?
Anyone know where I can find a higher resolution version of this map?
>>70266374
>>70266390
All the Starks are about that age as well.
>>70266273DELETE THIS
>>70266341
So basically Meera, and a bunch of people whose tits we would never want to see.
Team Sansa
>Jon
>Bran
>Brienne
>Pod
>Tormund
>Edd
>Davos
>Melisandre
>Littlefinger
>Bronze Yohn
>Sweetrobin
>Blackfish
>The Hound
How can other teams even compete?
>>70265933
Fookin this m8
Checked
>>70266335
Agreed. Would conduct sick genetic experiments on Giily's descendants
>>70266373
well majority of the people here are reddit-tier, talking about who they'd want to bang, who their favorite character is or things from their personal lives no one gives a shit about. But there are some normal people out here. There are just fewer of them.
>>70266341
Cerseis werent really hers
>>70266273
>that fucking dragon
kek
>>70266403
>>70266420
>people still think that webm is from the show
Every time
>>70266273
>>70266430
I want to see Sansa's tits. But I also know when it happens I'll have one wank and be a little turned off from then on
>>70266439
>Blackfish
He's not on Team Sansa. Sansa went and accepted the Bolton cock. She might as well have sucked off Walder Frey while she was at it.
>>70265532
>Bobby put a limit to what the faith could do
>Cersei armed the motherfuckers
>Bobby put Iron Islanders to submission
>Cersei killed him, allowing them to rear their ugly head once again
>Bobby had a plan to stop the latest Targ demented heir from burning Westeros
>Thanks to Cersei she had free reign to do what she wanted.
>Bobby B and Jon Arryn would've helped the Night Watch as soon as proof of The Others was shown
>Not happening because Cersei killed BOTH
Cersei did everything fucking wrong. literally a fucking plague.
>>70266338
I'm still surprised by the fact these two actually resemble one another. As if someone gave a fuck about casting choices early on.
>>70266457
>kek
hey reddit!
>>70266273
HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA that webm HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.
>>70266469
why would you even waste the energy to make a post this fucking retarded
kill yourself
>>70266391
It'd be pretty fucking retarded if
1) the maesters have zero valyrian steel in house at the citadel
2) there aren't maesters already dedicated to this research in the first place
>>70266439
Are Davos and Mel pretty much Sansa's bitches now?
>>70266446
>talking about who they'd want to bang, who their favorite character is or things from their personal lives no one gives a shit about. But there are some normal people out here.
Just how autistic are you that talking about who you want to bang, your favorite character, and your personal life isn't normal?
>>70266341
>>70266430
She has nice legs and feet.
>>70266491
Tully armor is so badass.
>>70266472
>>Bobby put a limit to what the faith could do
No he didn't. That was Maegor 250 years ago by threat of dragon.
>>70266447
True, but if I wanted to see Lena's tits I could do it online anyway, and from when she was 15 years younger
>>70265584
GRRM has said he wants to write something based in Yi-Ti if he ever finishes the books & the Dunk & Egg stories
>>70266409
>>70266520
and you have no standards
>>70266505
many of the maesters have valaryian steel chains
>>70265611
and thought that her father would be pround iirc
I just want to see what the fuck Arya's end game is as of this latest episode.
>>70265876
>smoke
>alcohol
>sex
One of these does not kill you, make you smell like shit or costs money.
It is also the one that actually feels good for you and other willing people.
It is clear that sex does absolutely not fit in a list like that.
>>70266409
>the arbor
>part of dorne
Just fuck my geography up.
Also what do the numbers mean next to the region names in the topleft corner? Weird map desu
>>70265926
The spanish dude already spoiled the entire season.
>>70266536
If there's one thing George should be focusing on it's more Dunk and Egg books
>>70266551
kill cersei, illen payne, the mountain and a few others
>>70266505
>the maesters have zero valyrian steel in house at the citadel
They must have some to make the occasional links of valyrian steel for the maester's chains.
>>70266472
>>Not happening because Cersei killed BOTH
Lysa killed Arryn bro
but i agree she fucked up a lot
>>70266537
That's one cucked continent
>>70266344
Eat shit. The books have subtlety in that Stannis is obviously psychologically insecure, which is why he clings so hard to the immutability of law and falls under Melissandre's affirmative prophetism. In the show, for the most part, he's just a grumpy, overly-ambitious cunt.
>>70266551
Go back to Westeros and shorten her list
>>70266520
jesus CHRIST
>>70266563
>payne
isn't that guy dead already, can't remember the last time I saw him.
>>70265926
big moments are going to be in KL and at Winterfell. Snow wins the Bastardbowl with the last minute arrival of the Vale Knight. Gregor goes ape and makes some great reductions in payroll budget. Tommen don't fly so good.
http://watchersonthewall.com/game-of-thrones-casting-another-frey-for-season-6/
>This is a very good part in this season who appears in three episodes.
We need a characterful-looking guy – long nose and skeletal features and perhaps a bit sly – to play a son who is unable to live up to the demands of his savage father. We need a really good actor for this part – he has good scenes with lots of the leading cast. The character has a great storyline. There are no options and this is a one-off opportunity for a good clever actor to come and make his mark on this major hit show.
Will we be seeing whoever this is next episode? We only have four eps left after all, and 9 is going to be entirely Bastardbowl. Any ideas on which Frey it could be?
>>70266520
SIEG HEIL!
>>70266560
Province bonuses
Its a risk map desu
>>70266019
You don't like /ss/? Are you fucking gay or something?
Does anything else find it odd there's no rule 34 of Sands or Arya fucking a big direwolf?
Weird.
>>70266551
she's going to kill Jaime or Tyrion just as he's been redeemed to some extent for his past crimes.
>>70266574
>Lysa killed Arryn bro
bullshit
cersei killed him because he found out about the bastards and the incest
>>70266409
>>70266537
What the fuck, when did Dorne annex the southern Reach?
>>70266533
Well then you should remove Gilly, since you can find hers elsewhere.
>>70265969
What does ? mean in Chinese?
>>70266600
Oh fuck
>>70266505
1. Valyrian steel is super rare. That's why only a few swords are out there floating around. They really might not have one. And if they do happen to have on, then why wait to travel all that way, to confirm? Better safe than sorry.
2. Maesters are very much cynical against the idea of magic. They wouldn't think white walkers exist. Let alone think that a certain kind of steal could cause these mythical creatures to shatter into ice.
>>70266540
>>70266570
If I remember correctly, a valyrian steel link, is made for the study of magic. Which is super rare even for Maesters. Something like 1 in a hundred ever get that link. Studying magic makes them appear like fringe wackos in the eyes of the other Maesters.
>>70266586
no, the actor had cancer and had to drop out of the show but he's better now
>>70266586
Wilko Johnson left the show b/c he got some serious cancer diagnosis. Bronn got his storylines w/ Jaime instead. Wilko seems to have recovered but they haven't brought him back to the show.
>>70266614
Be more subtle
>>70265946
> ywn get to see her sprinting towards you at the airport with tear in her eyes and feel the squeeze of her bear hug as she leaps into your arms and see the twinkle in her eyes as she stares into your soul and hear her prattle on about all the things she did while you were away and tuck her in at night after an exhausting day taking her to do all the things she likes and more even though you're dead broke because you would pay any price to see her smile and hear her laugh.
why even live
Okay, guys, this is really important: will Brienne survive?
>>70265969
>Meera wants it badly while Bran looks indifferent
And then people says he being gay is just "a meme".
>>70266590
>Three episodes with a lot of screen time
So he's going to get introduced and give the audience time to know him before being killed off.
For what purpose would they build up a Frey character just to kill him off?
LADY STONEHEART HYPE.
>>70266600
Trips and dubs and shiiieeeet
>>70266513
Did you think this is a 'hanging out with me internet mates' thread? Well if that's the case:
1. That's fucking sad and pathetic
2. It for makes for terrible conversation
>"Urgh I want to bang Cersei so bad"
>"Eheh yeah I want to bang her too"
>"Dude"
>"Dude"
>>70266624
Then who did Lysa kill for Baelish?
>>70266628
Thankyou for this information sir
>>70266661
I hope notbut she's there's no way she's dying
>>70266645
>1. Valyrian steel is super rare.
This is fair enough. But at some point I figure they would have happened upon a "donation" of it.
>2. Maesters are very much cynical against the idea of magic.
That's exactly why you would research something and try to lift the veil of mysticism on it.
>>70266661
He's called Giantsbane for a reason, mate. Brienne is gonna get fucked to death by Thormun.
>>70266661
depends
>>70266661
a list about people who would survive a fight a gainst Brienne would be shorter than listing all the things why Brienne wont die
>>70266665
So close
>>70266656
That overactive imagination could only mean one thing, anon...
>>70266686
wtf are you on about lad
how could lysa kill jon arryn if he was in KL the entire time
>>70266590
>>70266665
I just remembered the leaks said 1) Cleganebowl didn't happen and 2) the Hound would join the BWB. What if he's taking the part of LSH instead?
>>70266661
worst character in GoT, seriously
>>70266624
Did you not watch the show/read the books? Lysa admits she killed Arryn bro at Littlefinger's behest and framed the Lannisters in order to create Chaosh
>>70266590
Well, we know McShane has a role to play yet, but that's not him most likely.
>>70266703
tormund, bronn and a healthy hound could all heem her
>>70265714
He said she will burn. Not that Stannis will burn her and Mel and his psycho wife are around so yeah, he won't do that.
>>70266735
McShane is the monk of Fair isle
