Promise me, Tommen!
Promise me that you'll be the faith's champion and your mother will either have to lose her trial or have her only son killed edition
old thread >>70259930
Preston
TWoW will be released when this season ends.
3rd for cleganebowl
Anyone have the new episode summaries?
>>70261876
TWoW is LITERALLY never coming out. Learn to live with this fact
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
>>70261853
Decent OP tbqh
>>70261876
Does the show want me to sympathize with The High Sparrow, or Cersei?
I know im supposed to form my own idea, and i have, i just have no fucking clue what the 'intended' side is.
>Next episode will be another 10 minute stand off between armies before the tension is defused by one side giving in
>Again
Where is the fighting? Where is the plotting and scheming?
bran uses telekinesis and telepathy
white walkers are made by inserting silicon computer chips into men
the seven kingdoms are on the inner surface of a dyson sphere
asoiaf is science fiction
>>70261853
>this will actually happen somehow
Best Waif-fu
>>70261915
Early days, my friend.
Climbing the LADDAH takes time.
It's a "Lord Tarly is a bigoted meanie so it's okay for Sam to act out of character and steal his sword" episode.
how did they manage to make season 5 so bad friends?
So can we all agree that Euron is the great other?
>>70261917
Finish our Q&A vid preston you fuck
1st for skipping danyscenes
>>70261926
No
>>70261874
Only 10 minutes of Preston this week?
How am I meant to live with this
first for Stannis is coming back
>>70261910
The High Sparrow is a pretty reasonable dude, but normies fucking hate him because he hates faggots
>stannis is dead
>>70261915
fighting is not politically correct
women suffer the most in war, you know?
>you will never be raped by Euron
JDIMSA
>>70261952
Q&A famalam
>>70261917
Duh.
>>70261913
tfw dried and rough af hands not because I lift, but because I don't use moisturizeralso i'm 5'10 ;__;
>>70261910
I don't think there is an intended side, which is surprising because the show seems to be really fucking that up this season
i'm starting to like rammers purely because they want me to hate him
>>70261963
Coming back for what and to whom?
His own men abandoned him and the rest were destroyed.
He has no one.
>>70261933
Cant wait for the CIA take over the westeros pham
>>70261983
>scars on his body
>he wears Valyrian armour
???
>>70261949
Skipping Dany scenes/chapters would be pretty interesting.
At the end of the story there's just dragons, armies and a secret Targaryen survivor we never knew about.
>>70262016
He's into kinky shit in bed
Who here is /chaos/
>>70262005
post the one where he says "you fly so good" and then "not good enough"
>>70261972
delet tis
>>70262016
>Wearing full plate armour
>On a boat
Good thing you don't have a chance of falling into the water or anything
>>70261971
I liked his cobbler speech about how he spent more time making nicer shoes to sell to rich assholes and then used that money to act like the rich assholes who bought his shoes. Then once he realized this, he changed his life.
A bit nihilistic but still pretty cash.
>>70262016
You think he was actually born wearing it ya dipshit?
So the Truede spoilers, did they give any idea what happens to Loras and Margaery at the end of the season?
I saw the original post and it seemed pretty vague, just curious whats going to happen
>Resurrection is okay
>but time travel is too much
>>70261936
act out of character by engaging in literally the most passive aggressive childish expression of defiance against a man he is terrified of after being made to look like an utter bitch in front of the love of his life?
Sam has shown that whilst being pretty cowardly most of the time, his character has grown from the complete ninny that he was in the early days. It's called character development mate
>>70261853
Shouldn't they be kissing not hugging? Did they forget they're married?
>>70261904
>You will never spy on her waking up in the morning and get caught, at which point she invites you over to play, and you gladly accept, she starts to diddle your glans which makes you diamonds, and she slowly starts electrocuting you with a cattle prod shouting "you goddamn peeping tom" until your heart fails
>>70261983
>>70262005
>CIA vs. Euron.
WILL WE EVER SEE THIS BREHS?
>>70262045
Paradoxes anon
>>70261949
And nothing of value has been lost
>>70262045
Neither is ok.
>Stannisfags want to burn this
>>70261963
stanners aint coming back
they're not that shitty
>>70262050
Why even live m8?
>>70262041
The whole speech boiled down to "I had a pretty bad hangover once, so I decided to become an ascetic"
>>70262039
Why the fuck would you fall in the water?
>>70262050
Lewd
>>70261988
I don't hoist because I'm kinda flabby, 30 and the lose my gains pretty quickly.
Thank Allah for my broad shoulders that more or less hide my flab.
>>70262070
>keeping freaks like this alive
>>70262076
Because your vessel is being btfo?
CIA vs LITTLE FINGER
who wins???
>>70262060
What the fuck?
>>70262039
Victarion wears full plate on his boat.
>>70262089
Does water dissolve water
>>70262070
Why not keep her alive so she can continue growing up and have a storyline like Arya? This character is actually a whole lot more interesting/deep than angsty teen Arya...
>>70262089
Do either of them get to bring friends?
>>70261907
Is that Maurice Ashley?
>>70262057
Doesn't seem like there will be any. Anything that he tries to change in the past has already happened. We see this with Hodor. They don't branch off into different timelines. It's a closed loop. The ink is dry.
>>70262082
This film has plenty of hairy crotch shots.
>>70262039
Valyrian armour is light as shit. It's as though he's wearing silk.
wheres the latest got reaction video
>>70262039
>implying drowning is something to be feared
Spoken like a true greenlander hippy sissy
Go back to deep woods if you can't handle my axe splitting your plume helmet
>>70262103
>have a storyline like Arya?
Right there is reason enough to torch her
>>70262028
Dont have that one
Requesting
>>70262074
Nice reductio ad absurdum.
>>70262094
It's from SNL or some shit
>>70262043
He was cut as a baby?
>>70261949
This.
Holy shit how boring can you get, Daenerys?
>>70262085
>Not finding freaks endearing
>>70262039
Victarion wears plate armor into battle on his ship.
Because he's fucking Metal.
>>70262076
Delta males who couldn't take on Alphas like Victarion.
>>70262039
>greenlander afraid of drowning
lol what a pussy
>>70262088
In that case you are in the somewhere in the sea and die anyway.
Gilly is such a qt.
It's a shame she's a dummy.
>>70262070
>>70262109
But it's dumb. Why is Hodor's loop a closed one, why is that the only instance of time travel in the entire series? It stinks of writers want something """""deep"""""", shove it in, but then realise that it fucks up the rest of the plot so they have it never come up again.
>>70261904
She looks exactly this girl who had a bit crush in me and i had to say no because gf.
FML
>>70262129
Reducio ad absurdium is a perfectly valid rhetorical technique
>>70262039
You can probably swim in Valyrian plates.
>>70262154
mouth breather
>>70262046
He dishonored himself and his family. Fuck that fat fuck.
>>70262170
Rude.
OZZYMAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AtYH-4YE0o
>>70262160
>>70262094
Obviously he is trying to figure out something with the director and the dragon dummy is messing with him
>>70262045
resurrection is okay when it's super occult and comes at a reasonable price
this seems to just be some dumb bullshit
Friendly reminder that this concealed badass is following Tywin's wishes to the fullest. That is the real reason why Jaime was dismissed from the Kingsguard. He can now freely inherit Casterly Rock and Jaime is in no position to act edgy and refuse it.
Based Tommen is simply following his grandfather's will. He now has the will of the people behind him and a personal SS squad that will cuck the High Sparrow and join him.
>>70262163
Sure if you don't care for nuance and are happy with knocking over the pieces, shitting all over the board, strutting around victoriously.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btMfDxCR9e8
>>70262076
Obviously you have never played a D&D game with a shitty DM...
The sorcerer gets her spells countered with bigger spells, the thief's well hidden weapons aren't that well hidden and the armor-clad fighter always ends up falling in a large volume of water, right after losing that special weapon that was nice and part of his backstory.
This is surprisingly a lot like that.
>>70262046
>he can bloody well try
No that was retarded
>>70262182
>Aussie unfunny cunt m8 yeah m8 gr8 vid m8
http://www.strawpoll.me/10260131/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10260131/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10260131/
>its the concealed badass pasta
>you now remember that fat black guy from season 2 that slept with Danys maids
>>70262197
It's the basis of the socratic method and therefore science itself
>>70262194
>
does anyone agree with me that this was the least shitty episode in the season so far?
>>70262048
Tommen is just a kid, he's still innocent
Euron is end game boss for the books. Cap it.
>>70262039
In the 1400-1500s marines wore a plate cuirass at least and sometimes more during naval combat. You were basically fucked anyway because in combat you could hardly drop anchor to get men but also because of pressganging and no way to learn most sailors couldn't swim anyway. Also plate wouldn't weigh you down too badly but it would be exhausting to keep yourself above the water.
who /skagos/ here
>>70262225
ELITE Aiden taking 52% by himself
>>70262194
Tommen is quickly becoming a good lad
>>70262238
Minus the Dany parts it was rather good.
Is Jaime the best character in the books in terms of character progression?
Who else was surprised at Margaery's reaction to Tommen? I thought she'd be pissed at him for being a cuck and failing to break her out.
Is she truly brainwashed or will she serve her vengeance cold?
>>70262212
If the normies and hipster bar can get posted with discussion you can stomach a man in a silly hat.
>>70262243
old af theory.
>>70262234
Man, it got fedora tipping really quickly in here.
>>70262263
She knows Tommen got brainwashed and is just playing it up like she did with Joffers.
>>70262194
So why does he pussy out and jump off a tower in a couple of episodes time?
robert baratheon best king
whoring and feasting and telling cersei to fuck off
cucked but he never knew so doesn't count
Post yfw jon has no cock
>>70262234
Sorry, you're right. I just looked it up and it completely doesn't mean what I thought it meant.
>>70262238
>Sam and Gilly scenes way longer than needed
>Dany scene
>staring contest at the sept
Coldhands reveal and the flashback montage was neat but thats 15 min of quality with 40 min of garbage and/or filler
Poorest episode this season by far
>>70262296
god I miss Robert so fucking much
>>70262290
Christ, it's not my fault if you don't understand basic philosophy. Mentioning science makes you a fedoralord now?
>>70262089
They are the same person, dipshit.
Why do they always emasculate captives on this show? And wouldn't a guy just bleed out and die at that point in time?
>>70262259
Yes.
You start the series just knowing he's the Kingslayer.
Then you find out why he did what he did.
Not for glory but because it was the right thing to do.
Saves that tall chick and instead of insulting her, he simply said "I dreamed of you".
Chill guy with a golden hand.
>>70262293
>believing in leaks
kek
>>70262304
Yeah, I think you mean a strawman argument, which is a logical fallacy. And I'm not arguing against the high Sparrow's logic more than failing to follow it. The whole speech appeared to be a non-sequitur
>>70262259
Yup, pretty much.
And they just sweep all the crazy and moronic Cersei moments unto show Jamie for absolutely no reason.
Books make a point about him getting over Cersei, prefering a boring siege to dick wetting
>>70262089
Little Finger. CIA is too gullible.
>>70262263
Isnt Tyrells motto literally "Grow strong"?
They are all playing dumb and nice until they are spread their tentacles(or stems really?) and be able to force what they want
Remember they forced a marriage with the King of Westeroes TWICE
>mfw promise me ned posting reached 9gag and reddit now
good job lads
>>70262318
Castration was actually a common punishment in some periods of history
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_mutilation_in_Byzantine_culture
>>70262296
>defending a cuck
He was cucked by Rhaegar, cucked by his wife who fucking aborted any of his kids and then put his wife's sons on the throne. Also became an indebted bitch to Jew bankers.
>>70262263
>I'm not gonna bother reading the thread but I'll ask anyway
already been explained a hundred times
>>70262347
Those leaks have been the ones that have been highly accurate.
Can't wait to see his stupid face hit the ground and explode like an egg
>>70262314
Science is basically quantifying shit and then comparing it to other measurements and/or looking for patterns.
Get your philosophy and rhetoric bullshit out of here.
>>70262296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxOnnu9B9EQ
GRRM gets shit on alot but boy was season 1 fun
My arbitrary predictions for this season
- podrick dies
- Tyrion dies
- gilly dies
- meera dies
- jorah goes north of the wall, given jeor was lord commander in season 1
- davos dies
- night king and children of forest remain underwhelming
- liberal agenda
screen cap this, thanks dabid
Can someone explain me how come Lannisters are still considered strongest and richest house in 7 kingdoms?
if we know that their gold mines run dry several years ago... How do they supply anything
>>70262366
least funny meme ever
OFFICIAL /got/ Lyanna casting
God tier
>Cordyfu
>Bridgetfu
>Kayafu
>T*rkfu
Brettygud tier
>anzufu
>Addyfu
>Woodfu
>Grathfu
>Jenconfu
>Kstewfu
fuck off tier
>Sasha gray
>Stoya
>ratface
>older maisie clone
>Rana
>>70262368
Just kill me senpai
>>70262401
Most of these are wrong and it's easy to deduct they are.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10358383
http://www.strawpoll.me/10358383
http://www.strawpoll.me/10358383
>>70262314
>Basic philosophy
>I think therefor I am.
>You are what you do.
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood, etc.
>If you replace every part of something is it still the same original object?
Philosophy 101 really inspired you eh?
>>70262410
Who the fuck is this
>>70262406
how can any house afford anything?
>>70262408
uh. whats supposed to be funny?
>Build me a thousand ship guise
>trust me I've got a dick
Did Sam steal the plot device sword, just so he can melt it down for one of his maester's links?
I bet Sam is going to become a full blown maester in like a month also.
>>70262124
>this is your home now
>>70262406
Jews, trading with Oldtown and the Arbor?
>>70262103
Anyone who has an emotional reaction to something is an angsty teen.
>You should shut your fucking hole, ugly little cunt. You look like a fucking ballsack. Ugly looking stupid cunt-face. I could piss in any gutter and soak five of you.
Is this guy literally the Xbox Live of GoT?
>>70262384
You understand that logic is philosophy and science is the application of logic, don't you? The Socratic method involves breaking an argument down to its assumptions and testing those assumptions for inconsistency and contradiction. In this way, it tests arguments by subjecting them to reductio ad absurdium. Science is built off of the Socratic method and uses it to challenge hypotheses using physical evidence. That's the Scientific Method.
>>70262447
He's going to study it to learn what magic is in it that kills White Walkers.
Or, being Sam, he'll promptly lose it in the next episode.
>>70261952
But the show is actually good now, so Preston can't make shekels making fun of it.
>>70262444
>Euron meets dany
>shows him his dick
>everybody in mereen laughs
>hes fucking circumcised
>>70262473
Ramsay is pretty good too. But only in written form... so i ques his kinda old school that way. Like old school counter-strike.
>>70262406
>Gold ran dry
D&D OC garbage.
Money makes money either way. They made a bunch of money through material wealth and now invest and loan it to make more.
>>70262447
I don't know what Martin was thinking sending Sam to Oldtown. He's either going to become a Maester in record time which is stupid, or find some secret within a few weeks of being there or the whole point is just to steal his daddy's sword and bring it to Jon and those scenarios are stupid aswell
>>70262421
Walk me through your logic, if you're so sure that your Crystal ball is better than mine
>>70262005
>filename
kek
>>70262444
>build me a thousand ships
>only ~20 people at the coronation
do the Iron islands even have enough people to build and man 1000 ships?
>>70262479
>shows him
Jonsafriends got BTFO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg8HpvKdTcg
>>70262474
Indeed, doctor.
*Nods*
>>70262427
Talk about straw men. I think most philosophy is a waste of time, but logic certainly isn't
>>70262039
maybe the cuckolds of the forest would have trouble swimming in full plate but not a true ironborn king
>tfw Stannis will never be your father and look you in the eyes as he burns you at the stake
Why even live?
>>70262473
he says 'sow' not soak silly boy
>>70262406
Because that point has been quickly dropped and never mentioned again
>>70262501
Jon Valyrian Dual Wield when? he is just lacking eurons valyrian steel armor to complete the set now
>>70262501
He needed a PoV for when Euron invades.
>>70262474
this man is right
>muh stem
>>70262509
>build me 1000 ships
>live on a rock surrounded by sea water
>>70261904
Man faced jew
>>70262501
In the book, he's there to meet with Marwyn.
In the show, Jorah will come to Oldtown looking for a greyscale cure and provide the link between Daenerys and Jon
>>70262522
>A dyke wants her character to be a dyke.
Shocking
>>70262447
> Stealing the family ancestral sword.
If Daddy Tarly doesn't come to Oldtown with a search party and immediately kill Sam I will be disappointed.
Talking with an extra
The title of episode 9 isThe battle of the bastards.
Screenshot this.
>>70262355
Since you're not a cunt I'll give it (>>70262074
) a stab:
He had an epiphany when he saw his buddies/whoever naked in their hung over state. He saw how pathetic they were, even with all their money/power. It made him realize how physical wealth was temporary and just covering up that everyone is basically the same when it is all stripped away. I imagine that + his previous (but silenced) misgivings made him want to break out of the chain and try for a more authentic living.
That was what I took from it, in any case. I'm sure there must be some part where I read too much into it?
>>70262509
That's how we make the iron islands great again.
When everyone else sees all these ships, they'll want some for themselves.
So we will trade the ships for weapons and resources, like iron. An iron price, if you will.
>>70262406
People havent figured out yet so they maintain their A+++ rating and are able to borrow money on low interest from the Iron Bank
Then lend this money on high interests to the A-/B+ economies of the westeroes and make a profit
>>70262557
Why not just build 500 ships, transport half the army and then the rest?
>>70262590
You need the full force to overwhelm any opposing fleet action or shore defence.
HBO is reportedly gunning for Pornhub over a breach of copyright after sex scenes from its hit show Game of Thrones were uploaded to the site.
Pornhub, one of the world's largest pornography sites, hosts numerous clips of Thrones' sex and nude scenes, The Sun reports.
There are also reportedly clips of adult film stars acting as characters from the show.
A spokesman from HBO told The Sun they were aware of the issue and "in the process of getting material taken down".
The Sun also reports more than six million people searched Pornhub last month for Thrones-related content, and searches increased by nearly 400 per cent following the season six debut.
Emilia Clarke, who plays Daenerys Targaryen was the most searched, closely followed by Natalie Dormer (Margaery Tyrell) and Sibel Kekilli (Shae).
>>70262522
She's ok with incest so it's actually better for them
>>70262581
just the kind of jewish scheming tywin lannister was known for
>>70262571
>>70262602
you have 3 dragons m8
>>70262571
We already know this through the Krauts
>>70262296
>wear it in silence or I'll honour you again
I loved him
>>70262605
Just wanna say why the fuck does Pornhub offer suggestions based on "what's popular where you are"?? Why do I give a fuck what other britcucks are watching? Actually makes me less likely to watch it knowing that...
>>70262602
I doubt that. Now that she has the dothraki horde she can secure an area with half the troops and wait a couple days for the rest.
>>70262617
dumbass
I just watched episode 4 where Dany gets another fucking free army because the dothraki fill their braziers with napalm. How much of her shit is in the following eps? God I fucking hate her.
>>70262617
Are you really that dumb?
>>70262547
Business major, reporting in.
You STEMs end up working for the company I own and trade stock in.
And I make a million times more than you do.
Keep up the good work guys!
>>70262640
>>70262645
retards
>>70262401
>podrick dies
Nah if Bronn is saving him he's safe in the Meme crew for a while
>Tyrion dies
The only way Tyrion will die is if Peter Dinklage falls out with the studio
>gilly dies
Could do, but it would serve no purpose
>meera dies
Nah, she needs to wipe Bran's arse for a few more seasons
>jorah goes north of the wall, given jeor was lord commander in season 1
No
>Davos dies
Possibly, but no
>night king and children of forest remain underwhelming
Of course
>liberal agenda
Definitely
>>70262640
>>70262645
That's the joke
>>70262571
We already know that. 8 and 10 are called No One and The Winds of Winter.
>>70262647
>Business major, reporting in.
>the company I own and trade stock in
Enjoy fetching coffee and carrying around your superior briefcase for 20 years hotshot
>>70262647
Making a guaranteed decent living is a better idea than betting it all on getting filthy rich.
>>70262658
>Could do, but it would serve no purpose
But that's perfect for the show, they get to do their favourite OMG GUYS LOOK WE KILLED A MAIN CHARACTER AGAIN thing while not actually changing anything.
Normies love that shit.
>>70262657
>falling for the reverse "didn't get the joke" joke.
Dumbass.
>>70262605
>make your show include gratitious softcore porn as an edgy gimmick
>be butthurt when it ends up on porn sites
>>70262685
>>70262689
>Sodium levels intensifying.
![1463983354747[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/KCkE1mu.png "1463983354747[1].png")
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>70262605
People aren't searching Sibel Kekilli for her Shae scenes...
>>70262685
>>70262689
>replying to this
Why anon why
>>70262110
From her or some other no name actress?
Either way I need some of those lewds.
>>70262705
>falling for the double-reverse '' ''didn't get the joke'' joke '' joke
Top kek.
>>70262746
Better than retards who only come to the thread to post OMG CUTE GIRLS, I guess.
>>70262647
Business major reporting in.
No you won't. Due to the massive over supply of business majors you'll just end up in some shitty low level position. And you can forget about working your way to the top since they never hand out permanent contracts, they will get rid of your ass after 2 years.
>>70262770
Replying to ebin b8 is bottom of the food chain to be QUITE honest.
>>70262410
Needs Krukru in God Tier
>>70262799
That's the most 2011 thing I've ever seen.
>>70262770
Your new is showing. Perhaps r/gameofthrones would suit you better
>>70262799
>ponies
>outside of /mlp/
>>70262817
/mlp/ didn't even exist when that was made senpai
>>70262814
delete this
>>70262814
>tfw she will never sit on your back and give you the hardest wedgie ever known to man while whispering in your ear "only Jamal will ever know my pussy"
Why live?
>>70262564
Tarlybowl get hype
>>70262826
>/co/'s sigil is a pony
Guess again.
>>70262857
>he wasn't around during the Pony Wars
Take a good look at the last 20 posts
Where's Theon's mom? Is she dead?
>>70262840
jdimsa
>>70262197
you pretty much used an reductio ad absurdum on the reductio ad absurdum
>You'll never be Asha's salt husband
>She'll never humiliate and beat you every night for being a weak greenlander
bad episode
>>70262886
All me tbqhf
>>70262857
Should be that Tumbler tier show with the fat retarded and the dykes.
>>70262886
Samefagging and reddit, what else is new
>>70262892
She's alive in the books, but not really relevant. Only ever mentioned.
>>70262892
She's got Alzheimer's so lives elsewhere.
Why do people shit on ep 6? It was ok and even top tier for the season
Was he asking for it?
>>70262917
Maybe 2014-era /co/. Nowdays it's all Marvel and DCshit.
>>70262953
Nobody worth listening to is shitting on it
>>70262799
>sp
>powerrankings
i miss them desu
>>70262857
It's a little known fact that the entire franchise of My Little Pony only came into existence when the 4chan board /mlp/ was created
>>70262968
He was organising a coup, so yes.
>>70261971
High Sparrow is the hardest motherfucker on the show. Him and Jorah are the only people I give a fuck about this season.
