You're watching 'Adventure Call'!
My name is Falconhoof and I will be your guide on your quest!
Kill Jester
>>70261635
You cannot kill Jester, travlah
Get troll
>>70261676
mah call, mah game
kill jester
>>70261683
You cannot get troll, travlah
>>70261695
A'rite. You killed Jester. Game over.
>>70261727
ye wha?
The games nae over pal
>>70261740
Let's take anotha call.
>>70261618
OPEN SARCOFAGUS
>>70261749
eh hawd on whae fuck ya mean the games over nae it fockn isnt
>>70261702
Put troll in bag
You awake in a Tower Dungeon, in chains. To the North, is a door, to the East, is a trumpet, to the West, a knife. What would you like to do?
>>70261727
Well worth it mate, well worth it. Get rid of her, she is shiet.
>>70261769
Get trumpet
HOLD ON A MINUT'
-slurps drink-
MMMM THAT'S SOME GOOD BARRY'S RED COLA
>>70261834
You get the trumpet, you blow it, a loud note sounds out. You hear a guard approaching, what would you like to do?
>>70261872
Use skeleton finger
>>70261896
I do not understand traveller, you are a person with regular fingers. Not a skeleton. The Guard is opening the door, what will you do?
there's nae rolls
>>70261923
get guard
>>70261923
Hit guard with trumpet
>>70261821
Prep bull
>>70261954
You cannot get the Guard, he is aggressively homophobic.
>>70261956
There is a knife right next to you.
>>70261867
GUGGUGGUG
Oh sorry I too was enjoying some of that
>>>/b/arry's
>>>/r/ed
>>>/co/la
JOMP DE CHASM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3FXvm1Nc3Q
>>70262517
Kek.
>>70261618
>limmys show is on Netflix
>6 episodes
hey guys, malcolm malcolm here from the politics bar
>>70262006
get knife
>>70262517
>ahaha!
>>shut up!
>you shut up!
>>i'll shut you
>i'll shut you.
>...travelers, what would you like to do?
>chuck us yer key
>>chuck us yeer key
>chuck us yurs ferst
>>aight then
>yeur a fag by the wey
>>YOUR A FAG
>YOUR A FAG
>>YOUR A FAG
>YOUR A FAG
>>NO YOUR A FAG
Hahaahaa, I need a transcriber for this shit
>>70262517
>yer sisters a ceow
>yer sisters a ceow
>yer sisters a ceow
His improv storytelling on his youtube is out of this world.
Kanye's meltdown is my personal favourite
>>70262517
>leave Raj the grass to perish
lmao
It's just a pint of milk
>>70263689
You know they're not saying fag right?
Beer, coke, muffit o' tea?
>>70261939
That's Burnistoun ya bawbag.
JUMP THE BLOODY CHASM
Drink Barry's Red Cola™
I would enjoy his show so much if I was able to understand a word they are saying.
>>70264880
It's easy, I could understand it after one episode and I'm from the other side of the world
>>70264880
You just need to start thinkgen outside the box
>>70264880
Is it really that difficult? Some seem to never pick up the Scottish accent and some understand it immediately.
>>70263689
they're saying fanny
>>70264835
AH BETTA MATE!
>>70265013
Wankers from the south of england are lazy xenophobic cunts mate.
No trouble with the 56% of darkies living in London but claim to find Welsh, Irish, Scots incomprehensible.
Ironically theyll all be evicted from London and the SE by muslims soon.
>>70264880
Are you british? i have a british mate who cant understand a word of scottish but i'm dutch and i can easily understand it.
>>70265274
>Wankers from the south of england are lazy xenophobic cunts mate.
Northerners are pretty based though. Got no problems getting on with Geordies or Scousers.
>>70265281
I've never met anyone british/english who couldn't understand scottish people
I'd like more of this, I loved it and I usually hate sketch shows. Jacqueline can fuck off though.
>>70263689
Link?
>>70265328
Yup.
>>70261618
BUT IM A CREEEEP
IM A WEIRDOOOO
>>70263809
My fave so far: Robbed a Bank, Mum was there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6s5CyXIRo0
Best sketch?
Larry Forsythe - Dreadnought
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfOfkGYBxGI
wa'a
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfeFvc93SYw
After watching this, part of me's almost disappointed that Kevin "How do I Shot" Webster wasn't found guilty.
>>70263516
You stab the guard. He lets out a gasp and drops the keys to your chains. He sinks to his knees and grabs your ragged shirt, before he dies he looks you in your eyes and asks you to take care of his infant daughter Tyra. What would you like to do?
JUMP THE CHASM
>>70267054
diddle her
>>70267067
Ye make ei pityful jem-
Is my mony, my gem. Kill a'
>>70267282
Remember traveller that we record and track all posters to this thread
>>70262517
>Travelers you may greet eachother
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>
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>Let us begin
Oor Mum's had 'er heid kicked in. Oor Mum!
>>70265102
>70265102
Some people don't know that they have a hearing problem.
>>70265274
>generalising massively
>xenophobic cunts
You're not very bright.
>>70267799
>lazy wanker detected
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQAjGmPtlN0
Is anyone else here actually Scottish?
>>70265328
>scousers
Fine if you like theives who can never take responsibility for their own actions.
Geordies are sound though.
>Being from the South
There's nothing wrong with being a soft shite, per se. I'm sure there's a lot of interracial fellating to do, and the In campaign need every slick throat they can get. Good luck with the cultural enrichment.
>>70267834
>Projecting like fuck
Londoner with lots of Scottish and Northern friends, actually. Mong.
>>70263281
Most of it is on youtube
>>70267900
>all southerners are from London meme
wew
>>70267900
>What is Rochdale?
HOW NO
>Northern hicks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_bIIjmg3e0
The best
>>70268079
Too close to home, anon
>>70262442
You cannot.
>>70268204
>Poortheners then voted in ANOTHER Labour council
>>70268356
>He thinks a public school twat represents his interests because he likes having his photo taken in the pub
>>70268504
>He thinks Labour has been or even pretended to be "the party of the working man" since at least Blair
>He thinks Labour aren't Tory-lite
>He thinks the Tories aren't Labour-lite
>>70268597
>He thinks I vote for either of those parties
>>70268710
I hope you don't vote for anyone then because the other choices are worse
>Mmmm danone
Best skit ever
>>70263500
laugh so much at these tweets
>>70268876
The whole thing is enough to make you lose faith in our democracy.
POOL UP YER TROOSERS
>>70268067
I was going to tell him that but I decided someone who willingly gives their money to Netflix doesn't deserve to know about YouTube.
I LOS 10 YISS A MAH LIFE TO HEROINE AN ANOTHA 2 YISS A MAH LIFE ON THA METHADONE THA WAH MEANT TO GEH US AF ET
So was there ever a phone line like Adventure Call?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YfRbNipdOg
This one always cracks me up.
PUT TROLL IN BAG
BARRY'S RED COLA
BUT... STEEL IS HEAVIER THAN FEATHERS...
>>70272289
I thought the same thing like that it was a parody on some old timey phone line program but nope seems like was all limmy which makes it even better
>>70266619
Man that is pure cringe. How can anybody find that funny let alone watch that.
Let's face it. The only thing funny he ever did was Adventure Call.
THAT'S PETTY
>>70274753
you're a toilet
>>70274753
i agree that one wasn't funny at all but 98% of the skints on his show are hilarious
Cheels
>>70265281
look at you, understanding scottish better than a native speaker. I bet you're real proud of yourself
Wha's the strammash wae southron fowk nocht getherin ower leid. It's no even heirt.
>>70276141
es... es thaht wattah? gies et!
>>70272289
>>70267854
Aberdeen reporting in
