What did he mean by this?
Why does he put quotation marks around his own post?
as originator of the original, nigga is gettin pay for this piece of shit so go and see the aforementioned piece of shit.
Think he got paid?
>>70261055
Because he doesn't run it. It's a publicist relaying what he said.
>>70260994
>get free money for writing stuff on fb
>>70260994
>man-fans
Please fuck off.
He also praised the trailer, he is surely a man whose taste can be trusted.
Reminder that Aykroyd is literally insane and believes in Ancient Aliens and Reptilians
>>70261109
but the post is coming from the account of dan aykroyd
>>70261106
He got to keep his birthday.
Kike life snatchers don't fuck around, nigga.
>>70260994
"it has more laughs and more scares than the first 2 films plus Bill Murray is in it!"
It reads like a child's recount on what he did over the summer holidays.
A reminder he is an executive producer of the movie
>>70261149
he's a big UF-PHONY
>>70261157
"Dan Aykroyd's public relations manager" was too long.
Also Aykroyd is pretty much a sad joke at this point. His opinions or endorsements really don't matter the slightest. I love the man but he's far gone, far out.
>>70260994
it means he has a wife and is confident in his sexuality
>>70260994
>man-fans
what the fuck
>>70261149
>believes in Ancient Aliens and Reptilians
>>70261275
Subtle, isn't it? If you ain't with them, you're against them.
>>70261275
The status was ghost written by Lena Dunham
>>70261149
>literally insane
Sounds like something a Ancient Alien Reptilian would say.
#TheTruthIsOutThere
>>70260994
This feels so phoned in. Not really surprised either.
He's not a film critic this doesn't mean anything to anyone.
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fuck you Aykroyd you piece of shit
>>70260994
>BTFO haters
>>70260994
That reads like some ad exec or marketing guy wrote it and paid Dan Aykroyd to post it under his name.
Maybe promoting the film was part of his contract. IDK.
What are you talking about? This here movie is going to be great. amazing. take your kids to see it!
>>70260994
What kind of weapon do you think Sony executives had on Dan's head when they forced him to write this?
I'm guessing a traditional katana that could slice through bone like butter.
>>70260994
Remember when Batman v Superman screenings for the studio were supposed to be getting standing ovations?
Dan is super rich off his own vodka business now. I don't think he would shill for this. He is just nuts.
>>70261499
Kek
>>70261499
really wish this was on YouTube.
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/irwin-mainway/n8641
>>70260994
this reads more like a politician apologizing for something more than a real comment about the movie, it reeks of prepared statement written by some pr shitlord.
>>70260994
>as one of millions of man fans
Subtle
>>70261549
If being the writer and star of Ghostbusters and Blues Brothers didn't make him super rich I'm not sure whether that would.
As in I'm not sure how much of the profits he gets from sales.
>>70261149
But those are real
>>70261549
they'll show his fuckin vodka in the movie mark my words
>>70261055
He's quoting the memory the original cast got
Is /tv/ BTFO?
>has more laughs and more scares than the first 2 films
I don't doubt that. Ghostbusters is a fun flick but it was never funny or scary. Remake still looks like dogshit though.
>Please overlords let me in your movies again, I promise I'm not insane anymore
>>70260994
>Saw test screening
What does the Saw franchise have to do with Ghostbusters? Dumb Aykroyd...
>>70262236
It's like Big trouble in little china, it's not about the "OMG SO FUNNY" moments.
>>70260994
He's trolling, I bet he's in this very thread reading your reactions
Dude hasn't been relevant in years, who gives a fuck what he thinks.
>>70262310
>I want to play a game.
dan arachnoid can hardly spell his own name, he didnt write this, hes dumb as a dog turd
>>70260994
People should have stopped trusting Dan since he pushed for Ghostbusters 2.
What a fucking shill. I wonder how much they paid him.
>>70261149
But reptilians do exist, here's proof.
>>70261549
Bill Murray is rich too, doesn't mean he can't be forced in with existing contracts.
>>70262610
>no rumer willis
>>70261149
Oy vey, next you'll tell me he believes 9/11 was an inside job and the extent of the Holocaust was greatly exaggerated. What a bad goy.
>>70262691
God damn, Bruce, how the fuck did you do that?
>>70262450
I agree. I still like it but I've never found it funny. Not as a kid and not as an adult.
I feel like people are letting nostalgia do the talking when they talk about how funny it is.
>>70262691
she could really use a burqa
>and I start to see things, which I recognize.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LqgdNVTcRA
>>70262628
Yep. Anyone remember the leaked Sony emails discussing the possibility of suing Bill Murray if he didn't make an appearance?
>>70262691
i can see both Bruce and Demi in her...jesus their genes mixed bad
>>70262610
No wonder britons are pro sharia law
>>70260994
He means gold pressed latinum desu.
>>70262691
ayy lmao
>>70262610
>that bottom middle
What the actual fuck
>>70260994
>man-fans
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>70262691
>be child of two conventionally attractive people
>look like an Elder Scrolls character
Bravo Bruce
>>70263292
She didn't look THAT bad in the movie
>>70263379
Yes she did.
>>70263375
Kek
>>70260994
Will he backtrack if this completely bombs and gets critically panned?
>>70263379
From memory she did look that bad
>>70263438
>Will he backtrack if this completely bombs and gets critically panned?
Don't care got paid, don't care got laid.
>>70260994
>"I'm paying to see that and bringing all my friends!"
>>70263379
The fuck she didn't
>>70260994
Uh, you don't get to bring friends.
>>70263829
They're not my friends.
>>70263855
Don't worry, no charge for them
>>70263873
You're a generous guy.
>>70263921
For everyone
Reminder that Dan actually believes in Ghosts and UFOs
>>70260994
Remember when Cameron shilled for Terminator Genishyt?
Probably they just gave Akroyd a giant pile of money he can make more UFO vodka with.
>>70263949
u better watch it mister!
>>70260994
"This movie is fantastic because I co-wrote it!"
What the hell do people expect him to say? He can't exactly diss it now can he?
>>70263949
But those things are real
>>70262610
Thomasin is missing.
>>70264033
sometimes people admit that their work is trash, sometimes they even do it badly on purpose.
>>70260994
Akroyd's a fucking crazy person. I can't listen to a damn thing he says after the whole "aliens won't talk to us because 9/11" thing
>>70260994
>Blues Brothers 2000
>Writers: Dan Aykroyd
Sorry Dan, you are not really relevant anymore.
>>70260994
>Get paid 6-7 figures for letting your publicist write a paragraph on a website you literally never use
Dan knows what's up.
>>70264741
>Aliens won't talk to us because 9/11
I kinda see his point.
>>70262691
100 attribute points.
>Speed 0
>Power 0
>Chin 100
>>70265068
Fucking mudslimes.
>>70260994
I feel like there's a cry for help hidden in there somewhere.
>>70265246
There's not. It's just a producer on damage control.
>>70261185
Always hated those.
>what did you do anon? Say it before the entire class now...
"n-n-nothing?"
>>70262691
Literally all you need to do is shorten her jaw by like 2-3 centimeters and she'd be extremely attractive. I feel really sorry for her.
>>70260994
As executive producer, Dan Aykroyd wants you to make Ghostbusters (2016) a success.
>>70262691
She just has her father's genes.
>>70260994
>As someone who was just paid a lot of money:
>>70260994
I'm going to just assume this is fake, because that entire block of text is incredibly obvious that it was written and rewritten 20 times to perfectly capture several talking points in a concise manner.
It is so incredibly manufactured, no human writes like that on a whim.
