>successful
>intelligent
>well-spoken
>witty
>educated
>determined
>handsome
Why on earth did Elizabeth pick a dirty blacksmith over this guy?
>>70259697
Curiosity.
She's going to want it.
She's going to want to know what it feels like.
>>70259697
It's justbad business
Because he was forced onto her and Elizabeth was STRONK INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO COULD CHOOSE FOR HERSELF.
>>70259697
>tfw Elizabeth's dad is Bernie Sanders in GoT
>>70259697
Because he was a fucking ponce. Same reason spending 2 hours a day at the gym to sculpt your body and getting a STEM degree isn't going to magically cure the fact you're insufferable to be around.
>>70259771
You mean Zarniwoop?
>>70259829
Google it, you won't regret it
>>70259697
She wanted to go slumming it
>>70259697
BUT DUDE TRUE LOVE LMAO
>>70259751
>Because he was forced onto her
This right here. Norrington was based, and under different circumstances she'd be throwing herself at him.
>>70259697
Mary Sue
>>70259697
To be fair. Commodore was a prick and a total bore.
Turner was her childhood friend and was madly in love with her.
>not to mention Bloom's cheek bones
>>70262940
>Turner was her childhood friend and was madly in love with her.
t. virgin beta white-knight nu-male
>>70259697
Women want the most impulsive guy, and that's definitely that cuck blacksmith.
Have you seen how much pussy drug dealers and criminals get?
Because Guybrush Threepwood gets Elaine
>>70264998
>Monkey Island
my Nigerian friend
>>70259697
shut up faggot
>>70259697
because underdog and
>>70259751
She was really in love with Jack. Will was also a stick in the mud but Jack spiced up both their lives for them.
>>70259697
Because Elisabeth is a whore like all women.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUfzMDryA94
>>70259697
Because she had a pirate fetish
>>70259697
he was an asshole. and not the good kind of asshole. just a fucking douche 2bh
also love isnt rational m8
>>70263965
stop watching so many movies
in the real world whores will sleep with drug dealers only for their drugs because they're addicted
'white colonials'
everything you watch is designed to make you believe that historical white people were creating problems instead of solving them
you don't instinctively reject these lies because the fictional villains are portrayed in an absurd manner, so you decide based on emotions rather than fact
>>70266766
No he wasn't. He loved Elisabeth, but felt fucked over from the get go.
>>70266766
>he was an asshole
Fight me faggot
>>70259697
The blacksmith was white
Any sane person will choose aryan blood over anglo blood
>>70266845
>your entire post
>>70266830
>>70266834
Jesus Christ, dudes like you. You're the kind of guy who's going to fall so deep into the friendzone it'll destroy your life.
>But she should love ME, I'm objectively more successful and obviously the better partner!
>What do you mean we have absolutely no chemistry together and she's not attracted to me in the slightest? None of that matters!
>>70266845
Orlando Bloom is ANGLO BLOOD
>>70259697
Because she wanted to get BLACKsmithED
>>70266901
dont waste your time
some people here are just that fucking clueless
>>70266901
I'm a girl, and Norrington is a babe. Elizabeth is a fuck slut.
>>70267376
>>70259697
he never smiles and is boring
>>70266903
So, Muslim you mean?
>>70259771
>>70259785
>>70259829
>>70266903
but he was blonde in the movie
>>70259697
>successful
>intelligent
>well-spoken
>witty
>educated
>determined
redditor confirmed
aka shit that doesn't matter
Sparrow was good looking and a bad boy criminal, aka what wets pussy
>>70268405
but he went for orlando bloom instead of le quirky pirate man. which kinda sucks since sparrow risked getting caught and executed just to save her life
![d4d40e146a6cfc487a42ad6e219bae7d[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VXPumv0.jpg "d4d40e146a6cfc487a42ad6e219bae7d[1].jpg")
>>70268305
>but he was blonde in the movie
No.
>>70259697
Because Norrington wanted her more than she wanted him, and Elizabeth was enamored with Will ever since she rescued him from the sea.
That and Norrington's practically autistic with her. He constantly spills his spaghetti.
>>70268921
You forgot your Brighton pic, faggotron.
>>70269149
Don't reply to him
>>70269204
YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
>>70266901
But nothing you said is what he acted like. He loved the girl he basically had an arranged marriage with, one that her dad was pushing, not him. He bent over backwards to her every whim and put her safety and desires at the forefront of almost every decision he made.
He wasn't forcing himself on her, he even gave leniency to the man she actually loved when he had every reason and justification to hang him and accepted that she hadn't chosen him.
>>70268305
No he wasn't, what the fuck movie did you watch
>>70268002
A hobbit
>Women are status-seeking whores with unrealistic standards!!
>criticize one for picking her hapless dope childhood friend over Commodore Chad
If Will was ugly, you'd all be rooting for him.
>>70259775
anyone who couldn't appreciate being around an intelligent and athletic person, is probably insufferable themselves.
He was also quite a bit older than her
remember that beginning bit?
she was 12 at most and he was at least in his mid/late twenties
