I had to watch the original Mad Max trilogy with subtitles on because Australians barely speak English.
>>70258427
star wars is shit
Roger Moore's James Bond movies all fucking sucked.
The Star Trek reboots were really good.
Pic related are the best two movies in the franchise followed closely by GoldenEye
The MCU is impressive
Deadpool was top 3 Capeshit
TDKR was good.
Star wars is shit
I write movie reviews for everything that I watch on Netflix. Episode to episode, film to film
>>70258427
I'm a fan of Snyders work. Yes, even Sucker Punch.
>>70258781
>Pic related are the best two movies in the franchise followed closely by GoldenEye
is this the pleb thread?
>>70258427
I fapped to gay porn once
>>70258906
contrarian
>>70258866
How long are your reviews? Give us an example or two.
>>70258427
Trainspotting was worse.
I like the hunger games movies.
Shane Black is a meme director.
Michael B. Jordan is a meme actor.
>>70260065
1) no
2) kinda
I actually liked Tron Legacy and was disappointed that the sequel keeps getting confirmed and cancelled. Maybe with it being very popular in China, we'll get something.
I've never seen the Godfather
>>70258427
I fucking hate and detest racists
>>70260093
>6 years later
naw kid let it go
>>70260134
I don't really care about other people's opinons but the shitposting is annoying.
>>70260073
Yes. He's done two hipster crime movies and Marvel quipshit.
I can't bring myself to go to 95% of movies because they're all soulless long tv show pilots or syfy movies with budgets
>>70258781
>TDKR was good
you had me until that
I genuinely enjoy Prometheus and Alien is one of my favourite movies ever.
Apollo 18 is a pretty scary movie
and better than any other "realistic" space horror movie ive seen
Interstellar is one of my favorite movies.
I'm starting to dislike Marvel because they don't have balls. They have they money and they could easily kill off characters
>>70260444
this, interstellar is fucking phenomenal
I wish I had seen it in imax though
>beasts of no nation made me cry for hours
>>70260593
>I actually meant beasts of the southern wild
>no one will care either way
TFA is best star wars and not I'm even a star wars fan
>>70260652
It's pretty good but not as impactful on filmmaking.
>>70260652
>I'm even a star wars fan
that's why, m8
>>70260441
Apollo 18 is fuckin cool little movie anon
>>70260360
I love Prometheus. I just bought the Collectors edition blu ray even though I have the normal one, just to see the extra features. That's a comfy space horror movie.
Aliens might be my all time favorites.
>>70259769
I'm too shy to post them, maybe when I've been at it for years and can write half decently. Usually around 13 paragraphs, less if I really enjoy a movie or episode and don't want to give away to much of the plot for the "reader."
>>70258427
Australian here. We speak like that to keep Americans away.
>visit america
>decide to watch a quality american flick at a local cinema
>movie starts
>after the clapping the gunshots start
>movie drowned out
>amc close captioning turns on
To be honest I can't fully blame you for 2 and Thunderdome. Accent's stronger on the East Coast and the slang can be difficult. But if you needed subtitles for the first one you must be retarded.
>>70260360
I sort of live innawoods and am never up on current events because I don't watch the news/read the papers/really give a fuck what's going on in the world so when I watched Prometheus I had no idea that it was an Alien prequel, which made it a much better film for me, especially with the xeno at the end and me jumping up and shouting, "FUCK ME!!!"
I must've seen Alien twenty times. I guess it says something about Prometheus' skill as a prequel that the penny didn't drop until the final scene.
>>70260902
>yank
>must be retarded
Shocker.
Star Wars is decent one-off popcorn flick that somehow became en entire franchise. It's trash.
GotG was awful. Civil War was pretty bad.
TDK is a 9/10 movie.
Skyfall was the best Daniel Craig Bond movie
I built this at work
>>70260902
Whoops, I had that wrong way round. Original was tough, but the follow-ups were easy. They dropped the slang when they realised Americans were interesting. Fuck this "guzzoline" shit by the way. That was only for Americans and it irritates the fuck outta me. It's called petrol here. If someone can't guess that by context they must have something wrong with them.
>>70260954
Heh. I can't be a complete cunt though because honestly Americans are alright, but I was asked several times over 3 months when I was there where I was from. Even after I said "G'day mate." Wow, dude.
>>70260820
>13 paragraphs
damn man, sounds in-depth
it's good to have passion though. can you talk well on a mic? maybe you could do jew reviews on youtube?
>>70261041
Americans were INTERESTED*
>>70261052
That was my plan for after the summer when I return to college, although I'm not certain at all how well I could talk on a mic. I will probably start practicing on my computer at home.
>>70260954
>retarded for not being used to an accent they probably never hear
Okay.
i enjoyed the conan remake.
I think Spectre is as good as Skyfall
Never seen any LotR movies
I genuinely care abot Oscars and try to watch every Best Film -nominee before the awards.
i legitimately believe that olga kurylenko is the best bond girl of all time
>>70261197
>every Best Film -nominee
sounds like you've had a lot of bad times
>>70261114
I was implying that Americans tend just to be retarded in general. That you completely missed the point does little to refute that.
>>70260130
You. I hate you.
>>70260285
You can't call out shitposting because either "lol u mad fgt?" or "leddit detected"
I like TFA more and would rather watch capeshit than Star Wars OT. I find them boring as fuck. Soz.
>>70261293
Only Boyhood and historical dramas desu.
>>70261302
I can't be too mean, but the ignorance to other countries is staggering. I know the names and capitals to all 50 states and could probably even hazard a very rough guess at where someone's from in the US by accent.
Meanwhile the questions I got about Australia were the kind of questions that people will ask aliens if they ever land on Earth. It was crazy.
I guess it's not really their fault when it comes to Australia. Most of my knowledge was from movies anyway and you have to actively search for good Australian films. They're out there, though, I promise.
>>70261407
>and historical dramas
so half the nominations from any given year?
How long have you been doing this btw?
I don't hate reddit. I don't go there but I think the mods should autoban the word again
I really liked The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
I think High Rise was a shallow angsty movie that tried way too hardThe book was shit too
>>70261302
You did reply to a post talking about Americans ignorance towards different accents. The implication easily went there as well.
But, whatever. I get it.
im driving with my mom to work and I can smell the unmistakable smell of wet pussy from her. its very uncomfortable.
>>70261422
Since 2013 or so I'm 18. I think this year was the first year when I managed to watch all of them in time.
I've been on 4chan since 2006. Its shit. Its always been shit. Except now people are desperately trying to make it an alt-right hugbox, which is only sort of better than before when people were trying to make it a legion of "anarchy"
I'm 22
>>70261003
what does it do exact,y
>>70262961
It looks like it scours /tv/ for mentions of Summer "Ratings Poison" Glau
>>70262957
same here but personally I think that "anarchy">>>>alt-right hugbox, those cunts aren't funny
Pandorium was a great movie.
>>70263033
THISx10
>>70263019
Anarchy>>>alt right>>>SJW leftist shit
As much as alt right sucks, it's still a big step up from the other end of the scale.
>>70263091
>>70263019
I miss waifuwars and watching someone order pizzas at someone elses house. It was simple and dumb but now all we have is arguing about trump
>>70263091
absolutely true
I think Snyder's cape movies are a cut above about 80% of all cape movies ever.
>>70258781
>The MCU is impressive
You had me up to here, Anon and then I realized you were a child.
>>70263054
Pandorum*, and yeah I loved that horror-survival feeling.
/tv/ turned me off of capeshit and Star Wars but only reaffirmed my love of Star Trek.
>>70258427
I had to do the same thing with Calvary because the Irish, like most Europeans, can't annunciate words.
>>70262957
You've been here since you were 12?
I seriously doubt that.
>>70263932
I started fapping to traps at 11
I like Jean-Luc Godard as a director.
>>70264340
Me too, but I don't like his movies
The Last Crusade is the best Indy movie and Temple of Doom legitimately sucks.
Spider-Man 3 is underrated.
Cameron Crowe and Richard Linklater are hacks and have never made a good movie.
I enjoy Friedberg and Zeltser flicks
>>70262990
You take that back
I almost always view cunny threads, but only because of the trainwreck/spectacles they are
>>70263932
checking in hours later.
I started on b on and off and went to k and the porn board once I figured out the existed. Then I moved onto mu v and tv once they showed up. Now I stay here, vg, k and the non hentai porn boards. I remember seeing a lot of cp and gore, which probably wasn't good for someone my age at the time.
I don't have any proof obviously. Row row row fight the powah I guess
>>70258427
Amerifat detected.
It's ok, I have to watch most American movies with horizontal compression so I can make out what's supposed to be a person or not.
I'm a 30 year old unemployed married guy who sits at home all day watching shitty movies and TV shows. Most of which I don't even enjoy.
>>70265241
how long have you been unemployed? is your wife hawt?
I'm an aspiring actor and my audition fail count so far is 20
>>70258427I was a hothead for some time, but I came to learn that the fire indeed rises.
>>70265333
Uhh, you don't get to bring trips
>>70265293
About 3 years, and yes.
I'd constantly worry about someone else fucking her due to myself being such a loser, but she hates sex.
>>70265373
Thats what they all say until they meet a hot guy that wants to fuck them.
I don't even watch films or TV.
okay, I occasionally do with the family but thats probably once a month
The walking dead is my second favorite show
first is breaking bad
I frequent r/movies more than /tv/ now because they have better taste in movies and 4chan is filled with neckbeard plebs
>>70265511
desu Walking Dead has been top tier since season 5 started, this is one of those rare occurences where a show has gotten better with time..
..and new writers
>>70265580
I just wish the cliffhanger didn't happen that ruined the amazing finale
>>70258427
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Qig57HxRaL
>>70258427
I always have tabs of 4chan and Reddit open at the same time
>>70265676
try and stop me faggots
>>70265722
My nigga
>>70265676
100% patrician
every time i see my mom in white lingerie i imagine her getting BLACKED
>>70265676
>>70265722
>>70265781
>>70265817
but anons don't you know that reddit is literally the worst thing ever and anyone who goes on reddit automatically has the worst taste and is a terrible person?
>>70265676
I use reddit all the time and tell people here to fuck off to leddit
I didn't understand Citizen Kane until I looked it up
I go on specific /tv/ and /co/ subredditsand r/woweconomy
>>70265993
Seems about right. Dumb frogposter.
>>70266051
Honestly where else am I going to get such specific porn boards except for reddit?
They have a specific board for girls in sundresses standing in front of lights so the dress becomes seethrough, it gets daily posts.
>>70266163
Name of the sub senpai?
Some movies in this thread, rated actually:
Alien 9/10
Watchmen 9/10
Star Trek Reboot 9/10
Deadpool 8/10
NolanBat Trilogy 8/10
Captain America: Civil War 8/10
The Force Awakens 8/10
The Crow 8/10
The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen 7/10
Star Trek Into Darkness 7/10
Prometheus 7/10
Spaceballs 7/10
Batman V Superman 6/10
James Bond movies 5-6/10
>>70266326
sounds about right, though
>>70266248
https://www.reddit.com/r/WtSSTaDaMiT
When
the
Sun
Shines
Through
a
Dress
and
Makes
it
Translucent
>>70260130
I'll jump off this and say I thought The Godfather was very good, but not amazing. The Godfather Part II wasn't as good and DeNiro didn't deserve an Oscar for the flashbacks. Those scenes were nothing special.
Haven't watched Part III because I don't care.
>>70261302
Why would most of us care about Australia anyways? We never go there, and it doesn't influence our day to day at all. Face it, you're not important enough to learn about.
>>70266163
name please
it's not "naked girl in a wool sweater"-tier, but I'll take it.
>I really enjoy RotS, much more than TFA, even though I recognize the poor filmmaking
>I think PTA is amazing and each of his films is better than the last
>Malick is my favorite director
>I think Korine and Carruth are geniuses
In regards to the thread
>I actually DON'T like capeshit
>Interstellar is good, not great, but probably Nolan's best
>>70263152
We've lost our fun loving nature. It's what happens when we grow up.
>>70261433
Reddit from what I can gather is fucking huge and massively segregated, and the meme and social topic subs determine the entire website's reputation. Every time it's come up in a google search (usually relating to an information search) the community of the sub seems fine.
That being said I think the format and UI is fucking appalling, and I've never stuck around our explored like I do here
When I started using internet, I used to visit 9gag.
>>70266552
Memecenter master race
>>70266565
Thanks.
>>70263932
I started at 14 in 2007
I think 06 was when it hit mainstream news outlets and developed a reputation , possibly because of Chanology or whatever and the Habbo raids
>>70266543
You need Reddit Enhanced Suite to make it look less like eye-rape, which is a silly thing to need for a website. Why don't they just make it look ok instead of shit.
Some communities are ok, but some are just huge circlejerk centers that won't allow for actual discussion. I avoid posting in the GOT reddit because only bandwagon posting is tolerated. I avoid reading/posting in Anime because it's full of autistic losers with shit taste that endanger my eyes rolling out of my skull.
>>70266552
OUT OUT OUT!
I called the police once because my upstairs neighbor was blasting nigger rap at 3am in the morning.
He ended up getting shot by the police and I still live there.
>>70266401
>want to search their porn subs
>don't know how to navigate properly
I never thought I'd find a place with a shittier design than 4chan but here we are
>>70266658
Yeah sorry I should have been clearer, when I said format I meant like the upvote system and all that. It's a good feature that works for information searches but should be heavily discouraged for things like community type subs
Don't even know if that's clearer, I'm fucking exhausted and I can hardly think
>>70266818
honestly just use google and specify reddit. It really is terribly thought out and coded, each sub has to made and moderated by a random asshole so half the time you get some goober who tanks his own shit due to autism
In my opinion James Cameron's only good movies are Terminator, Aliens and The Abyss, and can't help thinking that True Lies is his worst.
/tv/ in 2012 after Prometheus had come out is probably my favorite period in the board's history.
I sincerely enjoy Roland Emmerich's disaster movies.
I saw Wrath of the Titans in theaters and bought it when it came out on video.
I have no interest in TV beyond old classics like Twilight Zone or Twin peaks.
>>70266543
Yea for example the dark souls 3 subreddit is mildly shit but whenever theres a patch there's at least one asshole who autistically goes through the game code and lays out every possible minor change down to shit like "curved sword swing speed changed from .75 seconds to .83 seconds"
Or the guitar board is 50% tryhard faggots and 50% old dudes who are just being nice and teaching people about intonation
>>70266920
There isn't a list of topics besides the links at the top of the pages?
Ended up in a thread discussing rape, I thought twoxchromosomes might have been soft port but nah it's the women's section
I've lost my damn bones and everything
Thanks Reddit.
>>70258427
I couldn't make it through a clockwork orange
>>70262957
>Except now people are desperately trying to make it an alt-right hugbox
>I've been on 4chan since 2006
Yeah sure you have bucko.
I've always wanted to say this. Civil War was fucking great, one of my fave capehit movies.I love Captain America, he's one of my favourite on screen characters. I don't actually read many comics.
>>70267111
There's at least 10,000 subs, that list is just the top subscribed ones and they're all shit
>>70266326
Literally everything after Star Trek Reboot you got wrong.
i like friends
>>70267237
Yeah I figured
>search "porn"
>discussions regarding port and the Port industry
>almost no porn
I'm off to /gif/
>>70258427
Ghostbusters dopesn't deserve its praise. It's just an OK flick.
>>70258427
I cut my wrists and spread it all over my face and left it there until it dried. While it was drying, I used the excess blood as a lubricant for masturbation. :)
I don't even watch movies anymore.
>>70265333
One of must stay behind the dubs, brother.
The first Terminator movie mostly bores me and it's love story is insipid and cheesy. I enjoy Terminator 2 more on every level.
I also think the first Alien movie is leagues better than Cameron's sequel, which is shallow and dumb with drab set design.
Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal is one of the most overrated film performances of all time.
I have more.
I love the current superhero movie craze and I hope it lasts a good while.
>>70258427
2012 wasn't that bad as people say it was.
I watched Nashville only semi-ironically.
My crush will probably never reciprocate the feeling
I'm a huge Star Wars fan, I hate all the prequels and think TFA is the third best film in the entire franchise.
GotG was the best Marvel movie, mainly because I don't care for capeshit but I love "assholes in space" sci-fi.
>>70258427
I really wish I had gotten into acting and theater when Ii was a teenager and took it seriously. I wouldnt want to be a child actor, but late teens to early 20s would have been fine and better then my shitty part time job now
Ive also been struggling with depression for about 2 years and im too afraid to tell anyone. the only thing that cheers me up is seeing a movie, especially going out to the movie theater. Its nice to escape for a while. All of my friends have moved away, some have even gotten married while and ive never felt so alone.
You guys are really all I have and the only thing keeping me from killing myself
>>70270157
just found out mine has a new boyfriend and hasnt talked to me in about a year
I genuinely thought I was over her but that stung
>>70270767
There are some people who can adjust to that way of being and learn to cope with being alone, or even don't need to learn to cope and prefer it that way.
So if you wanted to look at it like that, you could say that, in solitude as everything else in you're life, you're a complete failure. I don't know why you'd want to look at it like that but you could is my point
I think Dr. Who is, and has always been unwatchable garbage
>>70265643
I thought swearing was against the law in Canada?
/tv/ is a shit board
into the trash it goes
I'm a big guy for you
I liked Phantom Menace and Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
Die Hard 4 was fucking terrible and if you prefer it over Die Hard 2 you have the worst taste imaginable.
Batman in general is overrated as fuck.I dropped the screw in the tuna.
>>70271045
God this. Exactly this.
I haven't seen most movies that are considered "the best" even though I consider myself a huge movie fan.
Haven't seen Citizen Kane, Godfather, Indiana Jones, etc.
Only saw Die Hard for the first time this year.
>>70271913
You're not missing out on much regarding Indiana Jones, only two of the movies are legitimately good anyway.
I was dating a girl for over 4 years and she has a son from a previous relationship. I didn't really give much of a fuck then cause I thought I don't really have to do much anyway except for hanging out with him every once in a while but then the cuck shit blew up with the whole "my wife's son" stuff etc., and it bothered me so much that I ended up breaking up with her. Still hurts a bit but it is what it is.
>>70272060
Well, at least you managed to uncuck yourself. That's a good thing.
>>70258427
I'm Australian and had to do the exact same thing
Who the fuck names there kid sprog
>>70272060
That's p fucked if you loved the girl / didnt mind the son. Just because of a 'label' you might've had at few pts in your life? Come on.
- Someone who doesn't have a son
>>70261126
You monster
I've written Plane scene fanfiction and it's on the internet
I enjoy Scream the tv series because I'm a huge slasher fan and love the original scream movies. I also love Scream Queens.
I'm in film school
>>70258952
>once
Sure, whatever you say, anon.
I really liked The Amazing Spider-Man 2
I've masterbated to the rape scene in Irreversible
I legitimately think TMNT 1990 is one of the best films ever made
I I love capeshit but think Marvel got stale after phase 1
BvS is a masterpiece as is MoS
I unironically think Sucker Punch is a cool movie
I liked TFA but thought it was underwhelming, but I loved Rey and can't wait to see Ep. VIII
I cry at the end of Big Fish and refuse to watch the movie with other people because of that
I liked Spring Breakers and Gummo makes me sick to my stomach
Speed Racer is one of my favorite movies
>I am a pleb.
>>70260625
Made me cry too man. That ending.
>>70260982
How was CW awful it was a masterpiece
>>70273198
Speed Racer is a masterpiece and the best thing the Wachowski's have done besides The Matrix
>>70272060
That is legitimate funny right there, boy howdy
>>70267246
What you're saying is you've got shit taste, thanks for sharing shitlord!
Mad Max Fury Road is crap compared to Road Warrior
Only good bonds were Dalton, Connery, and Brosnan.
Full Metal Jacket is the best Vietnam movie.
Blade Runner is greatest sci-fi film ever, next to alien and Solaris.
Lucas is a retard that somehow got lucky and made money off merchandising anything and everything.
Disney movies haven't been good in 50 years and only are made for money.
Star Wars had only one good movie (empire).
Cameron is Lucas 2.0, only makes good sequel's.
Woody Allen isn't relevant and no longer makes good films.
Saving Private Ryan is one of the most overrated film.
Anyone who likes Avatar is either a child, a bumbling idiot, or a mental vegetable.
>>70274518
>those first two
Ew
I'm not actually a physical entity
>I liked minions
I loved BvS and I'm a bona fide patrician who hates all capeshit including MoS and the Nolan trilogy
I don't want /tv/ to keep trying brainwashing me. I like things, you know?
I've been coming to /tv/ since 2005 and I have no fucking clue why. I hate this place. I hardly ever post. But I lurk here on a nearly daily basis.
I'm not a big guy
>>70275798
It's the memes, son.
Man of Steel is a near masterpiece of a movie.
