>"sir why dont you take a seat? right there is fine"
wat do, /tv/?
pull out the transcripts of Chris Hansen's affair with someone 19 years his junior
>>70256261
Begin rubbing myself through my pants while awkwardly hitting on him in order to put the idea into his head that everything I had done up until that point was to get close to him because I am attracted to him. This will greatly confuse/repulse him and make him no longer suspect me of any crimes.
It could work.
Pull out my gun and shoot myself in the head, then him.
>>70256371
Wait... what?
>>70256374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDqZc6rY6Is
>>70256371
Whaat?
>>70256596
Is this some kind of set up or something? I'm just on my way to the beach
>This guy is banging more pussy than you ever will
Why haven't you killed yourself, yet?
Is there somewhere where I can watch the whole series?
So far its either shitty YouTube clips or mini parts from their own site
strip naked
punch him in the face
run around yelling as many hastily created catchphrases until the cops catch me and put me away.
become most notable caught preditor
get many jail interviews
>>70257492
http://www.dailymotion.com/billyjones2k14
Under most popular. Most episodes are there.
>>70256371
Lair.
>>70256261
I'M NOT A REALLY PREDATOR SIR
>"I was just here to warn her about the dangers of online chatting"
Worst excuse, in all honesty id wonder why I'd drive or fly hundreds of miles to meet up with an underage girl who hadn't so much as sent me a nude photo.
Hell I don't meet strangers on Tinder unless we've Facetime'd, what most surprises me is seeing 19-25 year olds on this show who should know better
>>70259234
Just a pretend predator.
>>70259286
Are there a lot of underage girls on tindre?
>>70256261
Show him my r34 collection
what makes a guyyyyyyyyyyyy post a TCAP thread at 4:30 in the morning?
>>70256371
...so she's 30?
big fucking deal
>>70261093
Timezones my man.
>>70261093
anon
its not 4:30 am everywhere on the planet
>>70256261
Apparently while filming the show they would also get guys that were 17 or 16 that said they were 18 showing up as well, and tried to make them feel bad for driving over to fuck a girl 2-3 years younger than them before realizing they were underage and as such couldn't use the footage.
>>70261364
Everywhere that matters.
>I was just playing along with what I thought was her age-difference fetish. She's clearly far over 18 just by her appearance, but if you ever try to verify something like that, they'll disengage.
>>70259286
>facetime
Kill yourself
IT WAS JUST A PRANK BROOO
>>70257145
at leat i can post in my thailand imageposting boards!
>>70256261
"Chris, we talked about this, what happens outside America stays outside America.
And we aren't even in America"
>>70262538
The decoy was also instructed to disengage from anyone remotely intelligent.
They also kept "catching" the same guys multiple times, because they would change the decoy's disguise every time.
its basically only the retards who ever show up and just sputter or start jerking off or say AH JES WANNA FUG A 12 YAR OLD
Putting beyond damaged people on television.
>>70256261
Start singing Bruce Springsteen songs or Happy Birthday which are copyrighted and would cost them a fortune to broadcast.
>>70256261
do I get to bring friends?
I was told 18 dude
>>70256261
quickly pull out my small pocketknife and slice hansens throat, then as the police rushes in I attack the one closest to me and slice his throat and quickly take his gun. then I take out all the other cops before they know what is happening. then I quickly grab my getaway bag that I stash in my trunk and change my identitiy. easy peasy.
>>70263231
Did you bring any with you?
This guy was the best
AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I FREE TO GO? I DO NOT CONSENT
I DO NOT CONSENT
>I just came here to tell her I couldn't make it!
>>70263466
I WAS JUST GETTING SOMETHING TO EAT
I PLACED BOMS IN ONE OF THE LOCAL HOSPITALS AND I HAVE A DETONATOR IN MY POCKET (put hand in pocket), LET ME GO OR I'LL BLOW THEM UP.
they literally can't touch me.
>>70261297
She was the same age as the decoy the people on TCAP were trying to fuck
>>70256581
This was perfect.
>>70256261
>heyyy Chris I'm a huge fan of yours! I never really wanted to diddle this kiddle I just wanted your autograph. We cool right?
>>70256261
>"sir why dont you take a seat? right there is fine"
>"what? I didn't plan on raping and killing this girl what are you talking about?"
>"sir I didn't mention any of that. what are you doing here?"
>"I was just checking."
>"checking what exactly?"
>"I don't think that's any of your business. I have a right to privacy and you are violating this right!"
>"sir please calm yourself and sit down. I want to ask you some questions."
>"you can't prove anything. the gun in my car is registered and I need the rope and lime for my job. now if you'll excuse me I have some things to do."
>>70256261
Look m8, I'm just here to deliver the pizza, now you got the $18.89 or what? I don't get gas comped if I have to take it back. What about the producers, can they pay me? I'm not taking this fucking pie back.
>>70256261
>go in there
>as soon as shit hits the fan start stuffing anything you can find in your pockets
>say I was here to steal free shit and I got busted
What's the funniest/most ebin TCAP scene of them all?
>>70256261
>do you know who I am mothafucka? my papa is the C E O of NBC. now watchu gonna do son?
>>70263335
>uhhhhhhhh, I got the chatlogs right here Bugaboo
>>70263630
BUT EVERYTHING'S NOT SO COOL
>>70256261
Finally I found the mother fucking Chris Hansen
So you have the slightest idea how many real underage kids I had to fuck FOR REAL until I finally found your bait?
Do you know how many packets of condom I wasted to find you?
Now get over here its time to take a picture and gimme that sweet autograph
like, take one home with me? well, okay! thanks man
>>70263590
>Anon soon realizes he didn't bring a pizza
>>70256512
only right answer here
>>70263590
> Note to self: If ever need to go to a stranger's house to meet unaccompanied teenager, wear Domino's shirt
>>70263861
do you have a domino's car as well?
>>70263962
Just buy a sticker online and stick it on your car
It just werks
>>70256261
I uhhh... found out someone been sneaking into my house and using my computer to hook up with underage boys and I found this address in the chat log so I came to stop that mothafucka, he here!?
>>70263987
>hello, domino's pizza? did you just send a car over to this address? is a man called x your employee?
>not bringing a gun to shoot yourself and him
>>70264042
stream the footage too
>>70256261
>walk into the house
>pull out my phone
>start recording
>HEY EVERYBODY ETHAN BRADBERRY HERE, AM ABOUT TO PRA... I MEAN SOCIAL EXPERIMENT SOME KID, RATE COMMENT AND SUBSCRIBE PLEASE
>>70257145
>>70256596
how come so many of them have that look?
>>70264036
>not being aggressive enough to persuade them into believing you really work for domino
>not having a fake phone number and pizza brand on your shirt and car with a fake phone operator to back you up when they call the number
>not carrying a suicide belt to go for the 72 virgin path if you still got caught
Do you even want to get kiddi diidie bro?
>>70264101
Kids find it sexy
If you haven't cleared intent before Chris Hansen shows up, you fucked up.
Before you fully enter the front door just call out to the girl/decoy that nothing sexual is going to happen, that you only played along because you didn't want her to end up meeting with a harmful predator, and that you want her to call her parents immediately so they can know what is going on or you will call the authorities yourself so that the parents get notified. After this look for Chris Hansen if he's not there console the girl, as she's probably worked up thinking she is in trouble, wine coolers usually calm them down.
post non-american TCAP please
https://youtu.be/qCBQyo7bsag?t=63
it's entrapment they can't do nothing
>>70264870
said like a true pedophile. Go back to your /b/ loli threads you disgusting swine.
>>70256261
>>70259410
Where I'm from in florida hicktown you're almost guaranteed to match up with 16 year olds who lied to facebook about their age. All the college age girls get the fuck out because it sucks here and the high school girls go out of their way to try and snag a 25 year old as a status symbol. I'm 20 so I can legally go for 17 year olds without being arrested, but I still try and avoid it
It's really weird, they literally throw themselves at you over text and want to go out and drink. I was suspicious of one girl when I came over because she looked young and didn't have a car, so I asked her dad how old she was and it turned out she was 14. I explained to him what his daughter was doing and got the fuck out of there while he yelled at her and called her a slut. Then she sent me a bunch of messages calling me gay.
fun times
>>70264907
>>70264907
Doesn't matter if he is a pedo or not, he's not lying. What they do is the very definition of entrapment and hence illegal on their part.
>>70256581
> trivializing rape
WTF is wrong with this site
>>70265184
>>70263177
Honestly, I wish more shows would take advantage of the mentally feeble.
>>70264101
mental imbalance?
b-b-but the age of consent in Japan is 13 I thought she was japanese
>>70256261
HOLA HOMBRE, AM I FIXED SINK?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHFjm-P2BaQ
ask him why a tv host is interrogating suspected felons for a tv show before proper authorities do their job
>>70256261
>no, what are YOU doing here, mr hansen? I've never seen this chatlog in my life. isn't it yours, mr hansen? didn't you write this? do you even know there is a underage boy in this room? that's it, I'm calling the cops. POOOLIIIICE, HELP ME PLEASE
>>70256261
"AM I BEING DETAINED?"
"AM I FREE TO GO?"
"AM I BEING DETAINED?"
"AM I FREE TO GO?"
"AM I BEING DETAINED?"
"AM I FREE TO GO?"
"AM I BEING DETAINED?"
"AM I FREE TO GO?"
"AM I BEING DETAINED?"
"AM I FREE TO GO?"
"AM I BEING DETAINED?"
"AM I FREE TO GO?"
"AM I BEING DETAINED?"
"AM I FREE TO GO?"
"AM I BEING DETAINED?"
"AM I FREE TO GO?"
>>70265828
"I'M PLEADING THE FIFTH"
>>70256261
>what are you gonna do? arrest a hologram? pathetic *dissolve into nothing but black smoke*
>>70256512
>Not conserving a bullet and simply shooting through your head into his head
>>70266105
>not slicing your own throat with a pocket knife and then quickly throwing it into hansens skull so he instadies
I mean, don't be an amateur-gun-user-loser...
so anyway... why is there so many pedoshits on this board? I mean, if I could I would line them all up and rip them apart with my bear hands
>>70266159
>pocket knife
>not unsheathing your hidden wakazashi and swiftly performing sudoku upon yourself before invoking its bankai to send chris's soul straight to hell
>>70266241
it's a big board
idiots, just pretend you were actually possesed by satan and had no control over your thoughts and body. they will give you an exorcism and let you go.
>>70256261
>I'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR NINETEEN YEARS
>YOU WANNA FIGHT ME FIGHT THESE KIDS
im twelve and what is this?
Mods ban me cause newfaggotry
>>70257145
Jim Gaffigan?
>>70263547
So shes in her early to mid 20s? Still not a big deal.
>>70266782
A TV show in which they would pose as children online and trick pedophiles into meetups.
