itt: movie scenes that women will never understand.
I'll start
I had a tear.
only memorable part of the MCU
>>70255920
"Lol he must be gay"- Women
>>70256017
>mfw women said this but can't understand what this friendship was like
Full stop.
>>70256070
To be fair, I'm a man and I didn't understandwhy D&D hated Stannis so much
>>70256070
Opened up this webm, dog sighed right as he did.
>>70255920
>>70255920
You start.
>look at that weeb
>>70256306
already did senpai
it didn't matter who they werewhat mattered was their plan
>>70256339
To be accurate, this is more of Ujio and the other japanese not understanding why Algren won't stay down, as it's normal for japanese to accept failure with dignity than to keep trying (western way). I mean I guess women wouldn't understand that. Ignore this.
>>70256339
look at that weeb
![Your Amazon order of [Wellington Puritan 28764 Twisted Manila Rope] has shipped.webm](https://i.imgur.com/ksQfYRv.jpg "Your Amazon order of [Wellington Puritan 28764 Twisted Manila Rope] has shipped.webm")
Anybody else catch the reference in Silence of the Lambs?
>Beowulf: Why not take that girl, and live out your remaining years in peace? Let some young hero save us.
>Wealthow: And let the nightmare begin anew? No. I visited this horror upon my kingdom. I must be the one to finish her.
>Wealthow: "Her..." Was she beautiful, Beowulf? A beauty so costly.
>Beowulf: Beautiful, and full of fine promises. I was weak. I am sorry. So, so sorry. I have always loved you, my Queen.
>Wealthow: And I you.
I always tear up at this scene.
this scene
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B9hnYXb9y9I
>>70256708
What film?
>>70256821
Like Crazy
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1758692/
>>70256055
>They literally had to make up the word bromance because the idea of friendship is so bizarre to them.
>>70255920
Good example. Women know nothing of loyalty to something that isn't giving them maximum available benefits.
>>70256925
kek, true
>Contact
ITT: capeshit fans attempt discourse on women.
>>70256925
https://youtu.be/1OQl89ewXvc
IN A ROW??
>>70256925
God women are just so fucking shit desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8h_v_our_Q
Would a woman ever take the blame for something to protect another? I doubt it.
Selfish creatures, the lot of them.
>>70256994
Good... Let it flow through you.
>>70256713
Go on...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zDM8XakVpU
https://youtu.be/RPl5MeXIM8E
>>70256407
>png
you're a big file
>>70257250
For 2002
>>70257266
severely underrated post
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9skYkQfAwus
"I would've followed you my brother.. my captain.. my king"
;_;
"lmao why didn't Hector just shoot Achilles with arrows?"
>>70257432
And then Aragorn takes his bracers and wears them the entire trilogy.
God damn, Boromir and Aragorn was such good characters.
>>70257489
He does? I never noticed.
>>70257162
>t. beta whiteknight who defends any woman's honor on the internet becuase no woman in real life would sleep with me let alone talk to me
>>70257555
I don't think he's white-knighting.
>>70257525
This is what makes LOTR so great, because of all the small fine details in it.
Yeah, Aragorn wears them through out the sequels, and his clothes also change where ever he goes. Like when he is in Rohan you see a bit of there clothes integrated into his ranger garbs. I think this is for everyone actually, but I first noticed it in Aragorn.
>>70257432
my gf cries everytime at this partm-me too
>>70256778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0fFI0ziCs8
>>70257628
he's... WHITE LIGHTINGGGGG UNNNNLIMITEDDDD POWAHHHHHH
>>70257673
Seriously, if it wasn't in CG, this movie would've been one of the GOATs. The screenplay was perfect.
>>70257432
>forgive me, I did not see
>>70257672
m-me too fa͏m
>>70257525
you can see him putting it on when he sends boromir down the river
>>70257432
I ask any woman I date how she feel's about this scene.
>>70258590
What did your hands say?
>>70257432
goddammit i want to kill some orcs
>>70258609
I would've followed you, my captain... my king...
;__;
>>70258590
go on
>>70257665
>>70258535
Is this in the books too? If so it's really interesting
>>70257432
Fuck I feel like watching this movie agiain
This entire movie.
>>70257432
This and "My friends, you bow to no one"
I cri evrytiem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5f95idVQEXI
>lol what are they singing about?
>>70256351
no, he didn't...
>>70258721
I cry like a lil bitch every time
w-women b-btfo i-itt
>>70256925
fucking saved
>>70259125
It wasn't that clever.
>>70258665
i think so yea
>>70257432
>Aragorn kisses Boromir
>Time to write a 5 page essay on why my head canon of Aragorn is homosexual is what Tolkien intended on tumblr
>>70259159
cue aspie drooling
>>70259140
t. person who has a vagina and can't understand male friendship
>>70259190
Nice projecting spergie.
>>70259159
>ywn have a qt3.14 look at you like this
I don't know why I go on bros ( ._.)
Every scene in American Psycho.
>>70257432
>>70256925
It all makes sense now
>>70259207
>>70256925
Wasn't the word bromance made up by men though? I doubt women are clever enough to think of something like that.
>>70259159
DELETE THIS
>>70259263
>Pizza Time
What did he mean by that?
>>70257432
For as much as Peter Jackson fucked up the Lord of the Rings he truly got this scene right
It's fucking perfect
>>70257432
>mfw my gf hated Boromir
>when he died she said "good riddance"
>>70258721
evrtim my man ;_;
>>70259320
if it wasnt for viggo mortenson the movies would have been terrible
>breaks toe
>uses the pain to enhance his character's pained, defeated scream
>>70259351
It was an excellently cast film, whoever he had in charge of the casting got almost every character exactly right
>>70256925
damn...
any scene from Inception or Memento
>>70256925
https://youtu.be/4dOxzoOmeXI?t=300
>>70255920
That scene in Porco Rosso where Proco sees all the fighter pilots ascending to heaven
>>70257266
holy shit
The ending of Whiplash?
>>70259476
yep
The entirety of Big Lebowski.
>>70259429
>she's a woman
I don't dislike women, but this mad me laugh
>>70259310
sometimes pizza times it sometimes it sometimes it sometimes pizza times pizza
>>70255920
Old lady just doesn't get it
It doesn't matter what was in the case
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmILOL55xP0&ab_channel=BakotaNiN
this
>>70255920
Utter twaddle. If you think we wimmenz know nothing about undying friendship to the end then you are both a misogynist and a dickhead. Find a better example.
>>70255920
>I'm with you till the end of the line
I cri evrtiem senpai
>>70255920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6uNt6h3_bM
>>70257722
Agreed. I love it even in the CG form, I don't think it's as bad as everyone says,
![200_s[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/Rpym0zu.gif "200_s[1].gif")
Way too many scenes to find picture for:
>Citizen Kane - Rosebud
>Apocalypse Now - The horror, the horror.
>Saving Private Ryan - Letting the Kraut guy who killed the medic and also "Earn this".
>There Will Be Blood - The entire film.
>Goodfellas - Entire film.
>All war movies ever.
>All mob movies ever.
>Any movies with non-retarded levels of symbolism.
>>70256070
>they never showed Stannis wearing a crown
JUST
>>70259251
Should live in Australia, we don't need bromance. We have had "mates" for over a 150 years. Am I right fellow ozfags?
>>70260150
streuth
![heat_pacino_deniro[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kExuIVV.jpg "heat_pacino_deniro[1].jpg")
Heat.
https://youtu.be/iNyAgN48FQo
>>70259159
love watching guys get unironically triggered about >muh no gf
>>70259920
>women
>friendship
You are either too young to answer or will probably lie, but how far back does your oldest friendship go? Because I've known men who have been friends for 50+ years but never heard of a female friendship lasting that long unless they were sisters, and even then its a stretch.
Here's a personal antidote about typical female friendship
>driving a taxi
>pick up 3 college age girls
>all 3 having happy conversation about upcoming sorority events, but saying insulting things about several other girls not present
>drop first girl off, goodbyes all around
>not even 1 second after the door shuts the remaining two girls start talking about what a bitch the other girl was all night
>drop off second girl
>last remaining girl wastes no time pulling out cell phone to call another girl and talk about how terrible her night was stuck with those two losers
>>70257432
>boromir's hand disappears from Aragorn's shoulder when pov changes
since I noticed this it ruins the scene
>>70259332
RID HER OF YOUR PRESENCE. SHE IS NOT WORTHY. FILTHY SUCCUBUS OF SATAN.
>>70255920
>>70258693
I turned this on to watch with my gf and she just kept complaining "is the film broken anon?" About 15 minutes in she just left after saying "all I can see is static and noise now"
>>70260273
Wow. 3 dipshit college girls bitching and this gives you insight into an entire gender. Your argument is overwhelming my poor female brain.
>>70260273
>personal anecdote
Unless you're a chick yourself, nobody needs to hear your jilted interpretation of a platonic female friendship
>>70260749
>>70260757
fuck off back to redit jani/mods
oh wait, you have literally 0 power there
>>70260749
>she didn't answer the question
Poor female brain indeed.
They'll never understand the sacrifices that sometimes have to be made in battle
>>70255920
But Bucky and him are totally gay for each other. The subtext is just hitting you in the face over and over again.
>>70256806
This
>>70256925
Fuck you're right
/tv/ BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xPjsTyS4lY
>she showed you those pictures because she thought you were gay
>>70259159
Im dead
>>70259595
/thread
>>70260692
Dump her
>>70260898
Aww, didums! Feel better now? Longest friendship is 48 years before she died. Next longest is 35 and still going strong.
>>70261362
>still doesn't know what its like to be with a bro until the end of the line
>>70260273
My grandmother was friends with a woman she taught with for over 50 years. Her friend died a couple years ago.
>>70261362
>>70261389
>don't give me personal anecdotes they prove nothing!
>here, have two anecdotes to prove my point
The difference between my anecdote and yours is that mine is so common it is cliche, and yours is the exception to the rule.
The point of >>70256925 that is completely flying over your head is that "bromance" is what women call it when two men are close friends, to the point of caring for each other emotionally and even love each other in a non-romantic, non-sexual way. Men just call that "being close friends" or "buddies" or whatever, but women made up their own word for it that has a romantic overtone because they can't comprehend non-romantic love. For them "friendship" is not the same as "non-romantic love" because they don't love their friends. Men do typically love their closest friends, even if they don't necessarily describe their relationship as love except for the most dire of times i.e. while mourning.
>>70261028
Being friends isn't the same as friendship.
>>70259332
I mean what do you do in a situation like this? what if she's a great gf and then suddenly drops a fucking BOMB like this? Is dumping her on the spot too autistic?
>>70261572
When women consider someone a friend that just means "person who I hate less than the others" mixed with a splash of "I don't want to be alone in social situations so I cling to this person and she clings to me"
>>70256925
Never though about that
>movies that women will never understand
post em
>>70257266
No! I'm in charge here!
>>70256241
D&D aren't men.
>>70262051
now that the dust has settled, what does /tv/ REALLY think of Fight Club?
>>70256070
what scene is this from again?
when he's getting attacked by bolton, or what?
what's so significant about it?
>>70262158
it's reddit: the movie
>>70262205
retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Q3UJef67zg
Anyone else love Emperor of the North?
>>70262230
reddit: the post
>>70262321
>thinking fight club is reddit
just fuck off and stop trying so hard to fit in
>>70259504
YEA
>>70262256
Everytime.
>>70262256
This is one of the best sports movies ever made. I'm manly as fuck but I cried watching it and when it was over I felt compelled to call my brother and tell him I love him.
>>70257673
is that mad eye moody?
>>70258644
l-l-lol...
>>70257432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmTz7EAYLrs
Why do women suck but mom's are so cool?
>>70262357
reddit: the post
>>70262256
>>70262394
Holy shit I haven't seen this movie yet, now I'm gonna see it.
>>70262485
>4:10
>music kicks in
>>70261738
I would. Speaks volumes about her character
>>70262158
It's great and people who rage against it because some fags like it are children
>>70262510
there is not a single sports-related film I could possibly recommend over it. It was released around the same time that "The FIghter" was released and for whatever reason that one got all of the attention and awards and bullshit but that movie was boring as fuck and was basically about white niggers nignogging around the ghetto. Warrior is about family and abuse and reconciliation and actual real life stuff with fighting as a backdrop. The scene from this pic >>70262394 is genuinely heart wrenching. To make it even better the fight scenes are decent and not the over the top rocky-style bullshit that fight movies usually have (i.e. I punch you, you make no attempt to block, you punch me, I make no attempt to block, whoever dies first loses)
>>70262097
But it's a bigger file than yours.
Was that your plan?
>>70262629
Holy fuck why have I never heard of this movie. I remember my kiwi friend telling me a good mma movie with Joel Edgerton was in, but that was it.
Actually gonna download it tonight. Is this a good movie for dad-son bond time aswell? My dads coming around to my place tomorrow to visit, and I feel like watching a movie with him.
>>70259207
Sorry, he was mistaken I think.
>person who has no friends and therefore cannot understand friendship between men
>>70262183
Him and every man there are guaranteed to die due to the sheer amount of cavalry Bolton is commanding, and that over half Stannis men are currently fleeing.
>>70261556
And considering all the shipping supernatural fans are doing, jesus. And they're real brothers... I think. I haven't watched the shows for years so it might've changed.
>>70257266
>>70262158
It's pretty awesome. Talks to every man. Some try to get pseudo-intellectual about it why it sucks, but even they were moved by it, but they are too ashamed to admit it. God knows why... maybe to be contrarian just for the sake of being one.
>>70256778
That movie was so fucking comfy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPJzNNpUFsU
>>70256070
Stannis is a real nigga. Salute.
>>70262256
I can't hold my fucking tears, every fucking time
>>70263131
absolute kino goddamn
Not a movie, but pic related. I had to spend 10 minutes explaining the significance of this scene to my wife.
>>70262756
It'll make your dad not want to fuck up at being your dad, but if he has a brother he'll love it.
>>70262756
>Is this a good movie for dad-son bond time aswell
Definitely
I don't think women will ever understand the bond between a man and his dog. We don't love him because he's cute or cuddly or fluffy, we love him because no matter what happens he's always going to stand by you, and you'll stand by him and he knows it. and that's something every man looks for in his bestfriend.
>>70257432
This is a cosmic, eternal kind of feel.
>>70262756
>Is this a good movie for dad-son bond time aswell?
Abso-fucking-lutely.
>>70263332
>my dog died when I was 16
I haven't gotten one since.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWfK5JyD2bA
>>70263399
I'm sorry for your lose man
>>70262486
It's almost as if it depends on the person more than their gender if they're an asshole or not.
>>70263477
My moms an asshole, she just isn't one to me.
>>70263399
Fuck you anon ;_;
>>70260273
>personal antidote
Can we all agree that.
>men makes the best bros
>women makes the best moms
>>70263646
Single fathers > single mothers
>>70263646
There was some article that said trans MtF make better moms than women...
>>70263721
>men make better mothers than women
Is there anything we cant do?
>>70263690
Generally speaking? No.
>>70263721
I bet my ass there isn't an enough big sample to perform such study and have any significant results.
>>70263758
Generally speaking men without strong father figures are broken and look for one in anything resembling a male, aka any bull that is plowing their mom that week.
>>70257266
Excellent.
>>70262756
>good for father son bond time
If you have a good relationship without any weird shit, then yes. If you were ever molested or abused in any way, even if not by him, then probably not.
>>70259263
He stinks and I don't like him.
>>70257432
>>70257266
>YWN produce posts of this quality
>>70263592
>autocorrect
>pedantic spelling/grammar critique
Female discourse
>>70263831AprehLL fAllssS
>>70257432
Best moment of the whole trilogy.
Why do women have so much trouble understanding these scenes and films?
Is it the smaller brain?
Weak upper body strength?
WHAT IS IT?
>>70263923
No sense of loyalty or camaraderie.
Women don't believe in non romantic love.
>>70259125
>Mediocre quip
>tripfag.
Nah, it's shit.
>>70255920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2CCWgHn0ag
>>70261556
You literally asked for an anecdote so I don't see why you're complaining
>>70263230
holy shit this....i had just put this on when some friends decided to stop by, and they didnt mind watching it even though they didnt watch the show. Once it ended, some chick said something along the line of "who cares about some job you did years ago with someone, how lame, worst ending"
I havent spoken to her since, i even got the group to head out to a bar because i didnt want her in my house anymore.
>>70262357
Fight Club is reddit as fuck pham
>>70257673
I've only ever been told this movie sucks. It LOOKS atrocious, but that scene made me wanna watch it. Is the story good enough to get over the ass CG?
>>70264051
yes, yes it is.
>>70263758
The prison population is made up of children from single mother households
>>70263721
oh some article said it... i see that makes it totally true! its working.
>>70264051
It's a great film. Really hits home.
>>70263553
>>70263923
They are blinded by female privilege, so anything involving personal sacrifice or the service of others is impossible for them to even comprehend.
"OMG The boat is sinking? I'll just slip out with the children.You fellas can search the boat for other women who need help carrying their luggage to the life boats."
That is female privilege. When the chips are down they rely on other people to help them. The history of war, and the hundreds if not thousands of historical examples that you can find of men sacrificing their own safety to keep their buddies safe or to save them from peril, even at times against impossible odds where they knew they had a very small chance of survival.
This is why there has only been one, single medal of honor recipient in the history of the US, given to a civil war surgeon who pretty much got the medal because she worked really long hours and was briefly taken prisoner by the Confederacy (who let her help by doing more surgeries, oh the horror of being a prisoner!). Since then women have done all kinds of forward jobs in the military but haven't managed to do anything heroic enough to merit MOH recognition.
>>70263332
>I don't think women will ever understand the bond between a man and his dog
Nah my mom cried for about a week when our dog died.
>>70264162
*one, single FEMALE medal of honor recipient*
>>70264163
>for a week
>everyone focus on me!!!
Nah brah, I bet she suggested getting a new dog six months later.
>men think their friendships are so deep when all they do is joke around with each other and never actually share their real feelings or problems
>>70263553
That's not an irish wolfhound
>>70264249
>never actually share their real feelings or problems
Speak for yourself.
>>70264237
You're a complete retard pal
>>70264249
We don't have to. If you're going through some shit we can tell. We don't have to talk about it, we'll just be there when you need to have a few beers, play darts and forget for a while, like nothing ever happened.
![gladiatorheader_1050_591_81_s_c1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/comWzlT.jpg "gladiatorheader_1050_591_81_s_c1[1].jpg")
never fails
>>70263553
fucking right in the feels
>>70260273
My mom has been friends with her BFF since I was born (25 years), and my sister still has two close highschool and she's 30 by now.
>All these lazy anons boosting their egos through a tenuous association with people and characters much better and accomplished than them
>>70264249
Either this is bait or a roastie.
We do talk about our problems.
We don't bitch about our problems. Because we're not bitches. Bros are always there for each other.
Male relationships are 2deep4u. Female relationships lack subtlety and nuance. Why do you think most kino is about men? Misogyny keeping women out of the industry? Lel no.
>>70264162
I wonder if there has ever been another contract employee in the history of the world's militaries who had a ship, a stamp, and five government buildings issued in their honor just for doing their fucking job and being shitty enough to get captured
>>70264365
>I can name two exceptions to the general rule
gg you win again. I know a guy who's really good at basketball and he's only 5'5", so that means height is irrelevant in basketball.
>>70264249
If a guy wants to share he will, it's not my job to probe and poke until he opens up.
>>70262183
He was going to attack Winterfell but scouts spotted his army approaching and prepared. It's the moment Stannis realizes he is completely surrounded and the battle is lost before it even begun. Every man under his command will die
>>70264416
>We don't bitch about our problems. Because we're not bitches
This is something an insecure person would say.
>>70255920
>that was a quote from the first movie that Bucky said to Cap
Why is TWS so good, bros?
>>70264365
>highschool friends
>>70264422
It's not like anyone here has given any statistics about the subject anyways. I think you're being a little bit self-righteous familia.
>>70264448
> this is something an insecure person would say.
this is something an insecure person would say.
>>70255920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0evZywnnx4
>>70264448
>This is something an insecure person would say.
This is something a bitch would say.
>>70264483
Bro are you trying to say your insecure?
If you want to talk, let me know bro.
I'm here for you. Because bros stick together.
>>70257432
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3qrhhMCJlI
"Where does my alligance lie if not here.. I would gladly give l my life to defend her beauty, the memory, the wisdom."
"Your father loves you faramir"
Why is LotR so fucking good at making emotional scenes for men ;(
>>70264534
>the music that plays when the men are leaving.
;_;
>>70264249
We share our real feelings for each other when we need to, our when we feel the other person needs us to. I don't tell my best friend of many years that I love him every time I see him, but when his father was murdered and we had just finished carrying his casket to the cemetary I hugged him and told him I love him and I'll do anything he needs. It wasn't superficial or something I said because it was expected of me. It was something that I felt would help him to hear at that moment, that he's not alone and that his friends have his back.
Women say "I LOVE UUUUUUU" to each other and hug when they leave a fucking bar and will see each other the next day at work. It has no meaning at that point, they kill all the meaning by overusing it. Men do this too, but with superficial insults instead of actual emotion. Men insult each other so much that it doesn't even mean anything when we call each other fags, and women express their love for each other so often that it doesn't mean anything either.
>>70262158
>not talking about Tokyo Fist of Tsukamoto
>>70256713
what reference?
please explain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iZLoRObShM
>>70264492
Don't worry Muffin you'll grow out of this
>>70257432
>>70264587
all females report to the burn unit
>>70264658
Fucking cunt.
>>70264587
>I hugged him and told him I love him and I'll do anything he needs.
gay
>the plebs of /tv/ doesn't know about the sacred and pure bond between females
It doesn't get any stronger than that. Male gays are sluts, and don't make me get started on the bisexuals.
>>70264587
Guys insult each other so much that it loses meaning.
I never thought about it, we just did it because we were joking around.
>>70264534
I don't know why, but this bit in particular hits me hard in the feels.
>>70264678
You know, there's a time when this kind of jokes are spot on. This isn't one of those times.
