>I'm just coming for my files, Marty
Rust "Two-Pump Chump" Cohle
>ON YOUR KNEES. NOW!
>>70245466
Rust Cohle gets a hard time from /tv/ fags. He's a fucking great character
>Marty have you ever heard of a place called Carcosa? Well it's actually pronounced Cockosa and it's where I take your whore wife
>>70245563
>tfw cant get private lap dance at strip club for fear of jizzing
>Rust " Using my own fertilizer on your lawn" Cohle
>>70245466
Honestly this was the best thread on /tv/ yesterday
Rust "one hump, one pump and i blow my gunk" Cohle
> sometimes I feel like my files are just coming for me. Caspere knew dis.
>Marty we need to talk, I fucked your wife and gave her a scorching case of the "Yellow King". You might want to get yourself checked. Have you noticed any spiral patterns on your cock
Rust "Your wife is a cumslut who will take any dick offered to her and for some reason you're mad at me and not her." Cohle
GOD WARRIOR
>I'm just coming for my drawings of your wife, Marty
>i'm just coming for those pictures I took of your daughters, Marty
>>70245466
rewatched the whole thing because of yesterdays threadI did not read or participate in yesterdays thread
dont make me watch it again I literally watched it yesterday
>I'm just coming on your wife's fat ass, Marty
>>70245466
I'm just here to file an accident report, Marty.
Because I hit that so hard Marty
>>70246510
Give it to me straight anon, does it hold up? Episodes 6, 7, and 8 I mean. Episodes 1-5 is pretty much 10/10 television to my recollection so I'm not worried about them.
>>70245637
uhh if you do, so what?
>>70246623
>Paying 80+ dollars to cum in a few minutes
>Marty I'd just apply a couple pounds of pressure, and snap your wrists. much like how I applied nine inches of pressure to your wife's vaginal canal
>>70246643
Thats pretty cheap bro
You see, our space time would look flattened, like a single meme just cycling through our minds like carts on a track. See everything outside our dimension, that's your wife's ass. Your wife's ass looking down on us. To them, it's an ass. To me, it's a circle. That I put my cock in.
>>70246593
it does
the ending is not a straight up disappointment, it lets you down subtly
>>70246794
must add however, it seemed like something so much more, first time I watched it
>/tv/ has reached a point where threads reminiscing about previous successful threads get more upvotes than new threads
>>70246862
anything is better than another capeshit wars/GoT thread
>>70245650
That thread was amazing
>>70246862
>good thread
>/tv/ bitches it's not more capeshit
just go back already
You're wife's ass is a flat circle, Marty
Rustin Cohle really spoke to me as a character, honestly. Couldn't even make it through half of the second series.
>it's a "/tv/ is contrarian episode"
post times you guys acted like Rust
>>70245650
this thread is a flat circle
Anyone else planning on rewatching the first season?
>>70247641
You sure you couldn't really relate to the gay cop?
>>70248427
no but im planning on rewatching the second season
>>70247975
I'm more of a Rey Velcoro - I like to drink in Dive bars by myself because it's cheap and quiet.
>>70247594
>a repeat of the same thread is a good thread
It's worse than I thought.
>>70245466
>It's a "I'm going to spam the thread over and over to make it a meme" episode
>>70248451
Pretty sure.
Rust "JUST" Cohle
Anyone have a link to yesterday's thread's archive?
>>70249091
Rust "30 in and out ginger" Cohle
>>70249112
>>70191621
First 3/4's are great
>Marty, What do you think the average IQ of this /tv/ group is, huh?
>>70248498
Why? It was so bad. Much worse compared to the first.
>>70247641
Same here. The whole series hit surprisingly close to home
>>70248427
Just watched first the two episodes today. I was one of the people not let down by the final episodes, in fact tearing up at the finale, so I look forward to going through it again
>>70251038
I'm already 15 minutes into the first episode and the atmosphere of Louisiana is just so good. I actually went here last weekend, albeit the northern part, but it's still very engrossing.
>>70246862
Even worse is they're reminiscing about a thread that happened fucking yesterday lmao
>>70250031
Well that's kinda why, I wanna confirm if the disparity between the seasons is really that big or if my desire for a continuation of the first season ruined my experience. I watched it as it aired, might feel different marathoning it
