Was this really necessary?
With this and the womyn power episodes is there really a single uncucked character left on the show?
Even Tyrion is doing the bidding of some cunt that's not even present.
>>70245207
>tfw you are the only person to like Sam or his arc
p-please don't bully S-Sam, he's had a h-hard life
>>70245207
>looking up the origins of 'radmure' tully on the archives
>end up reading the livethreads from the red wedding
>everyone hype as fuck for Lady Stoneheart
what the fuck happened?
>>70245207
I chuckled a bit to this. Thanks OP
>>70245425
They cut the Lady Stoneheart story entirely
>>70245207
le smug mercenary man
Sam handled the situation with his father wrong. He should have introduce Gilly as his spear-wife, put his boots on the table and recounted the tale about how Wildlings have to steal girls from their father's and brother's to procreate. Then he could have pretended to be alpha for a bit.
>>70245565
I kind of think they might be leading up to it now, actually. We're finally getting Jaime and the Blackfish; Frey was ranting and raving about his family; they mentioned the Brotherhood Without Banners again; Frey's sons were standing in the hall looking incompetent. I could see them showing Freys being hanged and Lady Stoneheart coming into play at last. Might even be interesting.
>>70245565
>she don't speak
>wait for it
>wait for it
>welp. that's it. she just don't speak.
Fuck tumblr and their retarded gifs. I guess the 'but she remembers' was on another gif.
or maybe they also had "You bloody bastards cut her throat too deep for that." on 2 other different gifs.
TRIGGERS MY AUTISM.
>>70245565
>tfw your waifu will never be on the show
>>70245780
Interesting. Brienne is heading to the Riverlands too and could meet Lady Stoneheart.
>>70245838
I expected it all to be in the same GIF, forgot it was split into 2.
Who wanted to see the royal arse here?
k
These were actually the only Sam scenes so far that didn't make me want to gouge my eyes out. The family dinner scene was really well done. Him stealing his dad's sword was fucking retarded and pointless though.
On a serious note, has show Sam even fucked Gilly yet?
>>70245780
didn't they say "someone is coming back and you're not gonna guess who it is" earlier?
>>70246162
during season 5 he did
>>70246068
your mom
>>70245207
dialog this season has been especially bad
>>70246162
>white walkers coming
>rare weapon with walker killing properties
any member of the nights watch with half a brain should have stolen that sword
>>70246162
you could literally see them writing "and then sam steals his fathers valyrian steel sword so that we have a reason for randyll to come after him"
is this the first time since the series began to have arya's story arc actually be exciting?
>>70246068
I only wanted to see her radiant soul, cleansed of all sin, and her pure heart
>>70246586
but hes not going back to the Wall for years, if he follows with the maester plan
>>70246657
She was interesting for a while but it's so slow.
She was fun during the "What the fuck is a Lommy?" phase.
She was fun again with the Hound.
But Jesus, since she left Westeros, its' been the same episode on loop
>>70246665
I only wanted to see her pubes
So when is Stannis going back? I'm not watching the series until then.
>>70246735
The faceless men shit is boring as hell.
I liked the play though. Actually, that was my favorite part of episode 5 this season
>>70246191
>didn't they say "someone is coming back and you're not gonna guess who it is" earlier?
It would be really fucking dumb if it was catelyn, since people have been saying she is coming back EVERY season.
>>70245207
thanks for this OP, I had a sensible chuckle
>>70246825
I fear the wrost senpai. If he's actually still alive, I will take back everything bad I said about jew and jewer.
>>70246853
The play is great.
But fuck, how often can we see
>I'm no one
>No you aren't
>Yes I am!
>Ok, go do this fetch quest
That's how it's been for like 3 seasons
>>70245207
They're trying to make up for all the rape last season
>sam has a younger, more attractive brother who his dad is actually proud of
just like me tbqh
>>70246937
They are just pushing the pendulum too far on the other side, next season is going to be rape central again.
>>70245207
Sam's shit was stupid as fuck
The whole point was to have Gilly and the baby safe at Horn Hill while he fucks off for years to learn how to Maester.
Randyll actually accepted Gilly and the baby knowing that she was a Wildling.
That's the best case scenario.
But Sam gets his underwear in a jam because the good ser disrespected his lady.
Now Randyll is going to hunt him down and deliver that promise of a "hunting accident".
The whole point of bringing Gilly south was protect her and you blew it.
>>70246853
just like the hot chick in the play
>>70246976
>next season
got some bad news for you, senpai
Why did nobody in Sam's family ask why he had a wife and kid? I though it was pretty well known that you couldn't have either in the Night's Watch.
>>70246682
Probably won't, since he took gilly
>>70247000
Checked.
Also, I think the real reason is Sam really, really, really wanted to steal that sword. But he knew if he did and left Gilly and Jr behind, his dad would rape them to death or something for revenge.
So he ruined their shot at an easy and privileged life for a sword.
Also,he knew that taking Gilly with him is the only way he'd ever manage to get his dick wet again.
>>70247092
Everyone knows that the Night's Watch are a bunch of criminals who break their oath all the time.
It's only the North that thinks otherwise
>>70247092
why would anyone outside the nights watch care about their particular vows? they probably barely know anything about that organization as well, it's just known as a place to send rejects. It's not like I'm well versed on the rules and regulations of the pope guard in the Vatican
>>70245207
Tyrion is riding shotgun to a woman that is walking around with nukes.
Why did he steal the sword?
>>70247045
You can't possibly be implying this is the last season. They don't have enough time to wrap up any of these fucking arcs.
>>70247092
Because they all missed him minus his dad who was okay with having a grandkid but not by a wild whore.
>>70247183
It kills white walkers and they need all the help they can get
if it wasn't valaryian steel he would have left it
Q for bookfags, what happened to Gilly's real baby?
The incest baby?
>>70247200
They're doing a movie to end it that's why
>>70247183
valyrian steel
>>70247092
What I meant is that Randyll still thinks Sam is a complete piece of shit. You'd think at sometime during his dressing down of Sam he would mention that Sam is such a fuckup he can't even keep a simple vow for even a few years
>>70247235
Switched with Mance's baby so Melly doesn't try to kill it for muh King's Blood.
>>70247272
Yeah, I know, but what happened to it.
>>70247000
Sam's pop might just be walking into a shitstorm he heads up to the wall, especially since it seems walker shit is about to finally hit the fan
>>70247241
just stop lying would you
>>70245220
Worst meme 2O16
>>70245363
Kek underrated post af
>>70247305
Why would he head up to the Wall?
As far as he knows, Sam stole the sword to sell and run across the Narrow Sea
>>70247000
>Now Randyll is going to hunt him down and deliver that promise of a "hunting accident".
no, that's what would happen if the show was trying to make any sense.
sam will manage to keep her safe and keep her close because Randyll will be as incompetetn and as retarded as Euron, Stannis, etc... so in retrospect his retarded shit will be confirmed a great decision.
>>70247183
macguffin to make randyll chase him down
So was it just me or was Gilly's kid the same actor that was the baby turned by the nights king?
>>70247272
>Being this retarded
>>70247720
>Referring to any baby as an "actor"
It's a prop.
this show fucking sucks
>randyll chases his son down to get his sword back
>he catches up with him and is about to land the final blow
>gilly stabs him in the back
>>70247720
Ok was it the same fucking prop?
>>70248727
Whoever it was it was ugly af
Also why is /got/ so slow the day after an episode? Are Amerisnaps in bed?
