Post your most hallowed /tv/ related confessionI fell asleep while watching No Country for Old Men in theaters. Woke up right when the credits started.
>>70238906
How do people fall asleep during movies?
I watched this at 2am and stayed awake
>>70238976
People sometimes get tired.
>>70239017
I was tired
>Then I woke up.
Pottery.
>>70238976
This. I get so angry when I hear this. I don't fucking understand it especially when people list this as as "quirky" quality about themselves like, "omg i fell asleep during texas chainsaw massacre lmao xD".
Fuck off.
i hate 99% of shlocky nerd shit, which is all that /tv/ talks about, but even more intolerable to me is 15-year-olds trying to talk about wong kar wai or pseudo-intellectual paid critics writing their thinkpieces about how movie x sheds light on donald trump
also breaking bad is like road runner cartoons for people with delusions of adulthood
>>70239151
Stop getting so angry at nothing. I saw it immediately after school one Friday and was incredibly tired from the week so I conked out around the time Moss faints while trying to cross the border.
I've fallen asleep through Coen brothers more than any other by far.
Only time I've ever fallen asleep in theater was True Grit.
>>70239214
>conked out around the time Moss faints
>>70238906
I'm really excited that Maddie Ziegler is judging the new season of So You Think You Can Dance.
I actually think Deadpool is pretty good. It's better than the other capeshit movies that people on here take so seriously at least.
I like Soderbergh's Solaris better than Tarkovsky's
That's all I can think of
As a teen I would often rent a porn VHS with a normal movie. I'd watch the porn and jerk off. Then I'd watch the movie and fall asleep.
i built this at work
>>70239481
>I'd watch the porn and jerk off. Then I'd watch the movie and fall asleep.
Patricians do it the other way around
>>70239199
You seem mad about something.
>>70239503
>so it was a glaubot
>>70239534
If I watched the movie first, I'd thinking about porn the whole time.
Stalker is the most boring movie in all of existence, and anyone who doesn't think so is lying to look "patrician".
>>70239653
I meant they jerk off to the movie
>>70239719
Yeah it's pretty boring. I see how someone could fall asleep during it.
>>70239592
it doesn't post anything, only crawl results
Shit, extremely overrated movies:
Godfather (died of boredom and depression, awful film)
Birdman (cancer piss and shite, probably the worst on this list)
Lord of The Rings (le hogwarts le flying dragonz xpppXDDD LE RING SMEGOlxppppppp)
Hobbit (same shit different title gay arse cunt with big feet)
Fight Club (depressing shit dark film, something about soap)
Spirited Away (the other hayao miyazaki films were far superior)
Full Metal Jacket (literally an entire film about a fat mental cunt that gets bullied)
Mad Max 2015 (literal dogshite)
Big Lebowski (LE bOWLing dude!!!! LE WEED money CASh Bro!>1/3 .2r4 ./)
Pulp Fiction (LE FUNNY BLACK MAN!!! HAHAH SO FUNNY LE CLASSIC FILM BRO)
Kill yourselves
>>70239534
Patricians jerk off TO the movie
>>70240166
That was my meaning
>>70239199
who hurt you?
i thought the sandler and spade movie on netflix was decent
>>70240124
I haven't seen every movie of this list, but most of them are overrated.
I don't think a movie being depressive is a bad quality. But I couldn't finish Fight Club because it was very boring.
I fell asleep during Syriana
>>70239234
Peter Sellers for me, I don't fall asleep while watching a movie often, but Dr. Strangelove, The Party and the 2nd Pink Panther movie all knocked me out.
>>70239837
Good point.
>>70240064
I assume it alerts a Glaufag whenever Glau is mentioned so he can magically show up to a thread.
