Can Johnny be saved?
>>70231819
hopefully this nigger dissapear from cinema completely
>>70231819
He's gonna get fucked depp in the ass.
I fucking hope not, he's got 3 people he can play.
>himself
>wonkier version of himself for Tim Burton
>Keith Richards
Nothing worth saving imo
>>70231819
>make sequel 6 years later to a movie that only made money because it was in the middle of the 3D trend
>>70231819
for real,though, what's the train of thought that gets these movies made?
The first one had a lukewarm reception AT BEST, and I don't really think it made a lot of money
can someone enlighten me
1. his mother dies
2. she is filling out divorce papers
3. she suddenly has bruices and claims abuse
is this correct?
>>70234620
Pretty sure it broke a billion senpai
>>70234620
>over a billion dollars isn't a lot of money
It did better than BvS.
>tfw Johnny will be cucked so hard he will kill himself
>>70234620
It made a fucking ridiculous amount of money.
>>70234672
http://www.dougstanhope.com/journal/2016/5/29/words-fail-me
>>70235140
based doug
>>70234570
Pretty much this. They thought it would make a shitload of money again, but they didn't realize barely anyone liked the first one.
JUST
more like johnny debt
>>70235491
>>70231819
How many bombs has he got in recent years
>mortdecai
>Lone Ranger
>now this
>>70231819
/tv/ supports Depp against the golddigging bitch but /tv/ won't support Depp's film :(
>>70235501
>>70235551
true
>>70235551
Who wants to watch this trash except teenage girls
Sick of edgy burton style "reimaginings" of fairy tales
The torch has been passed.
>>70234620
You don't seem to be aware of how much money it made. That's the source of your confusion. Your thinking "man this didn't get good reviews what's up with them making more of it?!" without taking into considering how much money it made. Did you assume it didn't make that much money or did you misremember? In either case, it was a mistake on your part.
Why was the movie bad?
>>70234491
You forgot Hunter S. Thompson.
>>70231819
the film has nothing to do with box office returns you fucking numbskulls
it is purely a ritualistic celebration of illuminati values and goals, i mean it's more complicated than that but that's the gist of it
Did people really want a sequel? The first one sucked.
>>70234491
I know, i want him fucking dead.
>in the year of our feminist overlords 2016
>thinking a pretty girl is capable of lying
>>70235610
I'm not even mad.
Johnny Depp's a cunt.
>>70231819
Because Tim Burton's Dark Shadows wasn't shit enough.
>>70235610
>dat belt buckle position
He truly is /fa/ as fuck
>>70235334
Hollywood is good at noticing what makes money, but not so good at noticing why.
do you think johnny watches mommy joi porn?
>Alice Through the Looking Glass
>Production Budget: $170 million
How? Is CGI really that expensive?
>>70235539
Dark Shadows
>>70235963
no but cocaine is and they need a lot of it to grease the wheels getting these big productions made
>>70235963
Depp gets paid at least $75 mil a picture
>>70231819
Wait. The first one made literally a billion dollars. What the fuck went wrong? Was the first just a fluke?
>>70236159
it was the second big 3d film after avatar. novelty wore off
>>70235949
You're the kind of faggot who would rather let a gorilla kill a child than kill the gorilla.
>>70236159
People are boycotting this new one because it was revealed Depp abused his wife in the past like a day before it came out in theaters. Therefore, people obviously have to boycott it because of him, even though he already got his paycheck for doing the movie.
>>70235963
It probably costs close to 200 million with marketing expenses.
>>70236313
Depp gets back end as well.
>>70236159
The first one was out when muh 3D was still something cool to the masses.
>>70236313
>tfw it's revealed she's lying and Disney sues her penniless
>>70236249
nigga what?
>>70236159
I saw the first expecting some kind of dark interesting Burton-style take on the classic Alice story. Instead I got complete shit and there's no way they could pay me to go see a sequel now.
>>70236313
>it was revealed Depp abused his wife
PROOFS
>>70231956
/thread
>>70231819
Studio's fault, tbqh.
Why the fuck did they greenlight a sequel to a movie that was at best, mediocre? Who wanted it? Who asked for it.
No one gives a rat's ass about Alice in Wonderland. No. One.
>>70236159
first one was SHIT. also horrid 3d that bum fucked the source material and fans. Burton fan girls went to see it solely because of Burton and Depp. this was also 6 years ago.
>>70236409
http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/30/us/gorilla-shot-cincinnati-witnesses/index.html
The first movie was total shit. They'll blame this on Depp's personal issues and not the fact that this was an unnecessary sequel.
>>70236551
>http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/30/us/gorilla-shot-cincinnati-witnesses/index.html
still don't see the connection though
mommy joi porn is delightful and everybody knows that a strong oedipal complex is the sign of an alpha male
>>70235539
Lone Ranger wasn't his fault. Disney ignored the fact that Westerns had never made the amount of money that could justify a blockbuster budget. It could have starred Clint Eastwood and it still would have flopped.
>>70236748
Still, it's six fucking years later and all the teenage girls who might've liked this have grown up now.
This had "BOMB" written all over the place and it's wierd that a handful of nerds in a Burmese dynamite-fishing forum can see it, but not a big studio.
>>70237016
Yeah but I like the lone ranger and if they didn't make the movie so terrible i would have gone to see it
>>70236551
Somebody needs to tweet about this with the #blacklivesmatter hashtag.
>Alice Through the Looking Glass
Just watch the Kate Beckinsale version. That book was batshit crazy anyway the story doesn't make any sense.
>>70235539
Transcendence bombed too
>>70237016
Disney was counting with Jack Sparrow's success. They brought the same thing and gave Depp a new hat. Also, it was Depp the one who pushed the project. From Disney's perspective, it was Depp's fault.
>>70235551
Nah, Amber is based.
